Lepardlover:
This is beautiful! All the s*** getting pulled together and settin up a f*** Jake relationship thing... F***. Awesome.
Thanks for the kind curse words LL! Heh, I'm glad you dig the way I'm tying this shit like a fucking present topped with a sugoi bow on top. Merry Irony everyone. And have a bitchtits cool kid day.
From: DemontaDark
As fuckng soon as you said pocky i just knew XD s*** gettin serious mwahahaha
Pocky is ALWAYS serious, you take that addictive biscuit stick seriously. Addiction's a powerful thing and pocky is kawaii crack. Be afraid bro. BE AFRAID!
From: PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73
Oh irony is so Grand. ;)
I really love the ships! Eriden gets Fef and Gamtav. Are Neputa and Equis together or friends? I especially love how you did Vriska cause she is the one character I didn't really like since she's. . . Herself. THE POCKY GAME! It was gah and ahhh! I was fangirling and shipping it as much as I could. It really was a surprise. Can't wait! :)
Then call me The Grand Irony Knight. I'm glad you're digging the ships, to answer your Nepquis ship I think I'll surprise you with that revelation later ;) And honestly I think of Vriska as a girl who can only protect herself with bitchness. I may convert you with some revelations later. Glad I continually make you fangirl though and I hope you keep liking this story!
Dear Everyone who reads this, gimme a word if there's anything you wanna say. I'll take your flames, gushing, or ideas to my dokidoki spot and give them a spin before I drop my story beats on you. I'm actually winging about… 97% of this story. Literally just started as a work-up to some Davw and Dirk makeouts and I suddenly started to get a plot, so any ideas are greatly appreciated. PM me if you want, and if any of you are interested in completely my own works I have a wattpad account you can check. So drop me a line.
ON TO THE KAWAII:
Dave to the muthafuckin Strider here. And I am currently in English class, dying of boredom… The teachers are a dynamic duo of a deaf woman, Ms. Leijon and another juggalo; he's mute named Mr. Makara. Weirdly enough the class makes sense, it's just he stares at us with a creepy clown smile, and she's been talking about Romeo and Juliet's "ship" for 25 minutes. Karkat is reading the play and seems to love it, he's crying at Tybalt's death and Nepeta is just agreeing with her sister while she signs back and forth. Apparently sign language is a part of this class… I pull out my phone and open up pesterchum. I see 2 people on and decide to go with the orange rather than blue.
TurntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 1:03 PM
TG: hey dude
TT: Sup?
TG: cant a bro just pester his other bro for a few
TT: Sure. How's English?
TG: mutes deaf and sign language everywhere karkat is crying over romeo and Juliet
TT: Yeah, he's always going on about romcoms and I'm guessing the teacher has a "shipping" chart on the board?
TG: yeah paris and romeo all up and black hate each other
TT: That's normal in Leijon/Makara's class, those two are totally in love or something so he'll just let her roam wild with those "ships" of hers.
TG: dude she has so many ships with this story apparently Shakespeare was an admiral because theres a whole fucking fleet on this board
TT: An armada even, I bet.
TG: man fuck this nautical nonsense
TT: Yeah that's Feferi's thing anyway.
TG: so whats in store for my knightliness at your place
TT: I figured a little strife and some Chinese with some shitty video game or movie.
TG: its a date
TT: Sugoi.
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]at 1: 10 AM
I closed my pesterchum after texting Bro I was going out he just responded with a "kay" I stared at the board and zoned out, I still had photography and then history with Dirk. I began drawing some random lines for a rap while zoned. Wonder what Dirk's class is… I swear to gog if Bro left his smuppets in my room already I will kill him… The bell rang and I looked at my binder, there were some sick rhymes in my subconscience…
And some pretty unironically lame ones. Crap I should've messaged him. Need to let this die. I put my shit in my bag and saw Nepeta wave at me.
"Sup itty bitty kitty?" I asked her
"You and I have art together! Isn't that great?" She grinned rolling her "r"s in a purring fashion.
"Totally. So it's not just photography?" I ask
"Its multimedia beclaws the teacher likes everyone to feel included!" She grinned
"Anyone else in your little group there?"
"Equius! … Gamzee… and Tavros! It's free day Friday! So the teacher lets us do anything!" She explained
"Okay" I nod; I decided to pretend not to notice her "paws" on Gamzee's name. I wonder if she's crushing or 'flushed' or whatever for him.
We enter the class and a guy with a bright red sweater and tussled hair is at the front.
"That's Karkitty's uncle, Kankri Vantas." Nepeta smiled and saw Equius. "Gotta go, pounce on Eq!" She smiled and jumped on his back where he just hoisted her to his back and gavher a horsey ride to the paints. He went to the opposite side of Gamzee and Tavros.
"Hello. You must be Dave Strider." The teacher came to me
"Uh yeah that's m-"
"I hope you like your classes so far, this is multi-media arts and I will be the instructor Kankri Vantas, I hope you do intend to be serious in this class, and I will not in any way censor any works made by the students here at this school as long as they are non-triggering. We do not want anyone to feel hurt, angry, or any other unwarranted feelings toward the work. I understand that some pieces are meant to invoke a certain emotion as it is looked upon but that does not mean that we must push barriers and offend the school with the works at our annual fair. I hope you understand and if you have any questions you are of course free to ask me how one may feel while looking at your piece."
"Okay…" I nod. That was the longest lecture I've ever heard… "So… I mostly do photography, what is there to use here?"
"Well, we have color printers for any digital works you want, and for classics there is a darkroom available. As for camera we have a few here, and of course you may use your own if you prefer. I do ask that you adhere to unconditional rule to keep it school appropriate and-"
"Got it" I backed away while he still ranted and crept to Tavros. "He always talks that much?"
"W-well yeah… he's nice he's just uh… longwinded I guess?" Tavros smiled while drawing a bull and a lancer riding it hold one of its horns.
"Kar-bro is always telling him to shut the mother fuck up, but Vantas 2 here is all up and working his jaw." Gamzee drawled, he had a black canvas with every color being splattered on it. I saw Nepeta take three sculpting knives and start clawing at a piece of clay while that Equius guy drew a horse.
"Even Karkat's rants are shorter though." I noted
"Y-yeah, he's loud enough to m-make up for it though…" Tavros smiled at the joke, I laughed with Gamzee.
"Not bad mother fucker…" Gamzee smiled and kissed his cheek
"That was funny." I smirk
"uh wow, thanks guys." He smiled
I took pictures of Gamzee and Tavros when they weren't looking, and some of Nepeta and Equius working, I noticed that every time Nepeta came near here Equius would either come with and walk in front, or he'd tell her to stay and get it for her. I decided to ask Dirk in our next class. I snapped more pictures, there was a shy girl who drew awesome anime people wearing lime green clothes and her twin brother was doing abstract shit? I think. Her wore blood red and kept calling her an idiot.
"Says the one who always loses at chess…" she quipped
"Fuck off and die!" He growled
"Caliborn, no triggering language in here!" Mr. Vantas noted. He didn't say a word to Gamzee though…
I walked over to see the sculture Nepeta was making, it was a cat.
Go figure.
There was a girl with the cat next to it and smiling.
"So you really dig cats huh?"
"Pawsitively! They're purrfect friends. I'm a Leo too!" She smiled
"Ah, so the universe deemed it so onto you. There was no escaping your feline fate, your cat-aclysmic destiny; this was your purr-pose in life. To be not a crazy cat lady but THE crazy cat lady." I smirk
"YUP!" she smiles, the bell rang and she perked up, "Hi Dirk!" I turned and saw him smirk at me.
"One left dude, then it's on." He nodded to the guys and waved, "See ya Nep."
"Bye-bye!" She waved excitedly, "Equiuuuuus! I need to update my shipping wall!" She whispered a little too loud.
"'Shipping wall' do I want to know?" Dirk smirked at me
"Beats me dude, probably more Romeo and Juliet shit or something…" I shrug
"She was looking at us… wanna be my Juliet?" He smirked
"I'm the knight, you be Juliet." I throw back
"Your dress was more Juliet; I bet you could be Juliet in the next play." Dirk smiled
"Nah man, if the school saw these legs they'd just die from nosebleeds." I quip as we entered history. "It seems cruel to have a boring history class at the end of the day…"
"Actually, she's pretty damn great. Talks a lot but she's… feisty." He nods to the blue dress wearing brunette in front of us with red rimmed glasses.
"Is that…"
"Spider bitch's sister… She's in here too but in the back." Dirk nodded while showing me a seat near the front.
"I can't sleep in the front." I whine
"Can't sleep here anyways, she's got like 8 eyeballs or something… sees everything." Dirk shrugs, "She'll keep you awake."
"Hello everyone! For our new student's sake, I am Ms. Serket and today is about reasons of cause in World War 2!" She jumped right in talking about the ways the US was actually more involved than neutral and what happened with Pearl Harbor. She went on and on I bet her and Mr. Vantas could talk for a week straight before remembering they needed to breathe and keeled over. Dirk was right though; she was animated, showed clips on the television and drew pictures. She even brought out a soldier's uniform to describe what they carried. By the time the bell rang I didn't even notice 50 minutes had passed. This might be the first time I'd gone a school day without falling asleep…
"So we're going straight home or what?" Dirk asked
"You have somewhere in mind beforehand?" I grin
"Well, its nice wanna walk? Get a coffee or something?" He shrugged
"Sure." I nod