LeoLady:

Awesome! Dirk has his title, Jake is a douchemuffin, and they lived happily ever after!

There is more to come LL! Hold on to your meteor.

DemontaDark:

All the dokis... Frick Dfhohddgjhv

All the dokis… all of them.

PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73:
Awee! Dirk! :'(
Poor darling. Jake is a fricken oblivious d***. I really dislike him right now beyond all belief. As for the smoochin... ;D
Great job there. I look forward to the development and repairs the two get to do with one another. :)

Thanks as always for the comment, I know there's hate all up on Jake and I'm glad you guys dig the smooching.

volatileXtimes

This guy above's my new story follower! Thanks man… real cool of you.

DEAR READERS: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, IN THE CASE OF EXTREMELY HOT MAKE OUTS AND/OR SMUT. WOULD YOU PREFER A SEPARATE CHAPTER OF IT SO THIS STORY REMAINS CLEAN(ISH)? IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE THE SMUT SEPARATED FROM THE STORY TELL ME, DON'T WANNA MAKE ANYONE UNCOMFTORTABLE.

On to the post-feels cuddles.

Dave snug-as-a-bug-in-Dirk'-arms-(fuck rugs) Strider here, I woke up with Dirk's head on my shoulder and him wrapped around me, our leg tangled and all around cuddling. I smiled softly and held him close for a sec before I untangled from his hold. I grabbed my shades and put them back on; I went to the bathroom and after flushing and washing I looked in their mirror. I hated my eyes honestly, I was too open without my shades and everyone made fun of me… but Dirk just said he liked them… I smirked and drew a little bit on his mirror before I left. I opened the door to see Rose standing and her mouth twitched into a small smile as she saw my almost-naked self

"Uh… hey Rose." I nod, "how was poetry?" I tried drifting past her but she blocked me.

"It was fine Dave, how was Dirk?" She questioned smoothly

"We didn't do anything; our clothes are in the dryer from the rain." I shrug. I mean we made out and had a feels session but that's our business.

"Of course… but I want you to know that though half his blood is different… hurt my brother and I will stab your eyes out with my knitting needles." She smiled darkly and handed me my clothes and Dirk's. "Have a good night. I am sleeping over at Kanaya's as her fashion design project is due tomorrow and she requires help."

"Trying them on or pulling them off?" I smirk

Rose turned gracefully and Kanaya stepped out of her room with a bag, Kanaya looked me over and smirked with Rose, "Why not both Strider?" She mocked and left with Rose who just giggled.

"Fucking Lalonde-troll lesbians…" I sigh, "That's just trouble right there…" I looked at my clothes and Dirks and walked toward his room again. I dumped the clothes and my shades onto his desk and got back under the covers with Dirk, my internally awesome clock said it was about 6:38 and Dirk and I gotta eat… plus I need to unpack… I stroke Dirk's arm and graze his cheek with my lips. I plant small kisses onto his neck and shoulders until he starts waking up. "Morning" I greet him

"I could get used to waking up like that…" He smirked

"Good." I nod, "Because this is a thing that is happening now." I nuzzle his shoulder and he chuckles.

"Man if you do that I'll get you cat ears." He warned

"Meow meow mother fucker" I smirk and I pap his arm, I need to get upstairs and unpack… you wanna help?"

"After food…" He yawns and stretches a bit.

"Kay, take out or something?" I offer

"Nah, I've got something in the fridge to cook…" He smiles, "you cook?"

"I am an executive chef of cereal. I make the perfect bowl." I smirk

"Got it, you can cut stuff, I'll make the food." He gets up and grabs my long sleeved shirt. He tossed me a shirt and I caught it, it was his hat shirt. "Wear it." He told me and pulled my shirt over his head. I noticed his hair was more natural now because of the sleep and rain. I pulled his shirt on and hooked his shades on my-his shirt. He did the same and winked.

"Let's get cooking Dirk." I smirk, he pulls me into his arms and we kiss for a sec before he pulls away.

"Delicious." He flashed away with a chuckle.

I flash to his kitchen too and grabbed his-my shirt "Get back here, this is a 4-course meal." I tell him.

"That was an appetizer, main course is later…" He gave me a peck and handed me some veggies, "cut these." He nodded toward the counter so I sighed and pulled my katana out from my strife specibus and start cutting the shit and putting it into a bowl, "oh yeah, Rose's have crazy fashionista sex at Kanaya's tonight. She will then pass out dude to lesbian fashion overload and stay the night." I tell him.

"I'm gonna go on a limb and say you embellished that message a bit."

"No way man, that was all Rose's own words, she said all that word for word man." I tell him

" alright. Guess I'll be own my own til Roxy gets here… if she does. She's still working on the club with your Bro." He nodded and started cooking some meat.

"Just crash in my room with me…" I tell him

He turns and looks at me, "Really?"

"Sure, tomorrow's Friday, we'll go to bed after we do my room and then we'll go to school." I list

"Cool, it's a sleepover then. I have something to show you if it's clear outside."

"What?"

"Surprise" He smiles, "now chop those veggies." He orders

"Yes your majesty." I mock I keep cutting away and bring him the bowl once I'm done. "What're you making?" I ask putting my head on his shoulder.

"Stir fry veggies and tonkatsu." He smiled and gave me a quick peck, "can you get the katsu sauce in the fridge and some drinks?"

"Sure." I take my head off his shoulder to give his neck a long lick and then walk away strutting my hips and get the stuff.

"Tease…" he sighed

"That's only an 'appetizer' Dirk… there'll be more." I smirk. To prove my point I bent straight down to get his and my soda from the bottom. I stood back up and winked at him. "Need anything else?" I breathed in his ear.

"…" Dirk stared at me and then a small smile grew slowly into a full grin. "You could wear the dress again for our date…"

"Oh hell no." I reply, "I'll strip down naked before that happens again." I huff

"That's for dessert isn't it?" He smirks

"With a cherry on top" I smirk back

"do… you really?" Dirk put the spoon down and looked at me. "You want to have sex?" I look at him and no this is no-bullshit seriousness right here.

I nod, "I do want to sleep with you." I start and walk over to him lifting his chin to look at me. "But not tonight, I want to start a little slow, I've never done this… so let's just go our pace. You're not a lay to me or anything Dirk." I graze his cheek with my thumb and kiss his nose. He turns his head and plants a kiss on my palm.

"Okay." He nods and turns back to the food. "And honestly I've never done this either… Jake was someone I felt I had to be anyone but myself around."

"And with me?" I ask

"I feel like you like me for me." He shrugs with a smile.

"I do." I nod.

He smiles for a bit and sighs, "Cool." He winks at me and slaps my ass. "Go get plates. 2 big ones…"

"Yes sir!" I mock salute and grab some plates. I hand then over and he hands it back full of food. "Sweet." I smile, I haven't had real food in a while… or ever…

"It's my favorite, but if you don't like it we got-"

"Love it." I said in between bites. Holt shit this was great. "Will you be my wife?"

"I do." He smirked

"Aw yis…" I fist pumped the air and went back to eating he was using chopsticks and I… was using them to stab and eat.

"Use them right dude." He chuckled; he held a piece of meat with his and held it out, "see?"

I ate it and smirk "Yeah, I see." I mumbled.

"You prick" He laughed and went to take a piece from me but I blocked his sticks with mine and kept fighting them off.

"No way dude you let the guard down and I all up and ninja ate that shit." I grinned up at him and felt my face flush. He was pouting.

That ain't fair…

Waaaaaaaay too hot. I shook my head and grabbed a piece, "Fine." I fed him the bite and he moaned appreciatively, even licking his lips, nope… nuh uh. I will not tackle him down and kiss the life out of his face. I will NOT lose my cool. He swallowed and then dirk looked at me, with his eyes melting pools of amber shining…

"Thanks for the meal Dave." He smiled

I tackled him right there and dragged him to his bed, "dessert, NOW." I growled and wrenched my shirt off him as hot as him in my clothes was; him without clothes was the best. I kissed his lips harsh and pried his mouth open, not that he was complaining. I slid my tongue in and laid on top of him while I pinned him to the bed. I broke away gasping a bit and just kissed his neck, shoulders, collarbone, anything my lips could reach. I kissed him once more and licked the shell of his ear. I won't go all the way with him, but I will ask him what he wants to do.

"Dirk wha-"

"MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAH!" I heard the theme song blast out.

"What the actual fuck is that?" I asked, I let Dirk go to find and break the thing making the noise.

"My phone… shit, that's my 'friends' ringtone… lemme silence that shit…" He got up and looked at the screen. He sighed and looked at me, I nodded and he smiled a little. "Thanks… don't go though…"

"I won't." I sat on the bed and he sat next to me and answered the phone.

"Hey Jane…"