HOLY SHIT A LOT OF YOU COMMENTED!
From: Lepardlover:
Yusssss. Feels and Smut all in one chapter! *continues to dance*
KEEP DANCING MINION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! And yeah, had to give y'all both. You guys deserve to nosebleed.
the-awesome-insomniac
I'm fine with smut being mixed in or in a separate chapter if someone's uncomfortable with it.
Thanks for being linient (these guys below want SMUUUUUT tho ;))
IMaSHIPPERwhatAREyou :
This story is sugoi and makes me smiles witch is something I don't do much so thanks :) I never really thought of this ship ether but now it's like otp! Also I want the Smut in the story ! It just seems better just put a warning the top of the chapter so others can skip if they want
I don't know why you don't smile more! It's great when you smile! And I'm glad iv'e introduced this ship into your growing armada!
PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73:
I'm all in for smut mixed in as long as there's a warning for those who want to know. This chapter was so ASDFGHJKL! No words to explain how much I incredibly loved it. Still laughing about My Little Pony ringtone. :)
Glad you loved it, and yeah I thought that ringtone would fit… plus it was an ironic cockblock.
Hithereimgeek:
Dirk and Dave... THEY ARE AO F*** OERFECT FOR EACHOTHER! LIKE OMF! *claws face* . And I'm in love with the story! It's so good. I could almost bet you Jane is calling dirk about Jake being a d***. That's my prediction anyway. Thank you for being a SUGOI B*** and writing SUCH A F*** AMAZING STORY! :3 *wriggles eyebrow* more sloppy makeouts XD, and you shouldn't write the LATER SMUT in a seperate chapter thingy, It takes away from the expericance of the story, I mean as long as there's not important stuff being talked about during said "session" the people who'd feel comfortable can skip it.. But I mean it's an M rated story, what should readers expect XD! ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU FOR WRITING IRONICALLY SUGOI! ITS F*** AMAZING! 3
Sup Geek? Thanks for being so freaking happy about the story and calling me a sugoi bitch… I really am. Suck it non-believers! I'm glad you like this and as always, I love newcomers striding right up in my story and reviewing, so thanks! And you're damn sugoi too!
DemontaDark :
Its about. To go. Down.
(Pst.)
(Psssst.)
(Do the ssssmmmuuuuuttt)
(Nike!)
"MY MOM SAID FOR YOU TO MIND YOUR DAMN MOTHER-FUCKING BUSINESS BITCH! LONG TITTY NO NIPPLE HAVING BITCH!" (fucking love that vid of Dave with John in the back… "OOOOH he said she ain't got no nipples!" Fucking funny as fuck XD) There are things about to go down… and some are coming up… ;P if you get what I meeeeeeeean.
volatileXtimes:
No problem :p
Love the fic its Awesometastic *-*
So f*** cute :D
(By the way I am a girl :3)
HOLY SHIT SO AM I! I GOT BOOOOOOOBS AND EVERYTHING! O.o but thanks again for the review dog, and for deeming this story "Awesometastic" That's the best adjective ever… of all time.
SO GUYS DUE TO EVERYONE SAYING THEY DON'T MIND AND GIVING 2 THUMBS UP (and a dick) FOR SMUT, I WILL INCLUDE IT, I WILL JUST LABEL IT CH.#/SMUUUUUUUT. ALSO FOR ANY OF YOU PEEPS WITH A PESTERCHUM MY HANDLE IS: scarletSoul, I AM TRUSTING Y'ALL! IF YOU HIT ME UP, MAYBE GIMME YOUR USER NAME ON HERE SO I DON'T PIROUETTE OF THE HANDLE! I'M NOT ON A LOT… BUT I AM ON AT TIMES, SO I DON'T KNOW… DO WHATEVS FEELS RIGHT! THANKS FOR THE LOVE/SUPPORT TO THE STORY, Y'ALL INSPIRED THIS SHIT TO KEEP HAPPENING!
ON TO FEELS:
Dave Princess Celestia Strider here, sitting and holding my best new bro with benefit/feel's hand while he talks to a girl who's with the guy he loved on the phone.
Dirk's hand holds mine tight, "Yeah, I guess it has been a while…" He chuckles and pauses, "Yeah, he's been pestering me and AR took his messages… yeah I heard, congrats Janey… Is he treating you well? Yeah? Good… so when's the wedding? I see… that should be fin- what? Oh no way… Can't I be like your maid of honor instead? Janey, I'm not mad at either of you… in fact I'm getting over it fine… Yes I know he's insisting, he's always like that… Fine, I'll do it. If I can bring someone with me… Okay… so is it a boy or girl? Really you think so? Heh. That's English for you… Let… let me speak to him…" Dirk sighed out, his hand shook a little as I heard a guy's voice take over. "Hey Jake, yeah she told me. I'll do it. It's fine she and I worked it out… yeah she told me that too… listen Jake. I forgive you and all that shit. I'm getting on fine. Yes I have. But listen here Jake, you take care of Janey and your children… I will fuck you up if you don't, and you know I could kill you easily. Don't you make her cry. Ever." Dirk said this clearly but his cheeks had tears rolling down them, I brushed them away with my free hand and stroked his cheek. He turned his head and kissed my hand. "Yeah I'm still here, be well Jake. Tell Janey I love her, and I'll see her for her rad bachelorette party and wedding. Fuck that, I'm going to the bachelorette party. Bye." He hung up the phone and turned it off. He threaded his hands through my hair, "where were we?" He smirked
"You underneath me." I recapped for him.
"Hmm… new chapter, me topping now." He pushed me on my back and dove head first for Strider-Lalonde make outs. His hands moved under my-his shirt and pushed it up until I sat up and threw it off. I lay back down and grabbed his face and pulling him to me mashing our lips together forcefully. I felt his hands brush my sides and up to my shoulders I shivered as he lay right on top, our chests meeting and rubbing a bit. I licked his lip and practically forced my tongue down his throat and drank in his little moans as my hand touched his sides. He sat up a bit and straddled me creating a shitload of awesome friction. I gasped as fucking stars flashed before my eyes. He moaned on top and I grabbed his hips jutting forward and digging my nails into his sides a bit. I leaned forward and kissed him before I let my mouth travel along his jawline to his throat. He moaned as I sucked on his adam's apple and licked his collar bone. He kept rutting against me and then he suddenly jerked on my lap and I keened like a girl.
"Fuuuuuuck Dirk… do that again." I breathed
"Shit help me Dave…" he gasped I swear to gog I need to set up sound equipment next time. I could mix that one line and his moans and be richer than his bro… I grabbed his hips and ground against him harder. I was breathing heavier and I kept rutting against him, while he ground down on me. My eyes were screwed shut but I felt him lean down and suck on my neck where it met my shoulder. I let go of his hip with one hand and held his head down on that spot.
"Shit… yeeees." I hissed
"Daaaaave… help me…" He whimpered I felt myself thrust up at the sound of his voice and snapped. I twisted us so I was on top now and grinned down at him.
"I'm taking over now." I smirked and pulled his legs up and over my arms so his legs were spread. I kept his boxers on… If those absconded so would my self-control. I pushed my hips in between and thrust against him making him groan on my name and all the curse words. All of them. I just moaned and kept thrusting and grinding into him, never letting him get used to a rhythm. I leant forward and bit his lip til he opened his mouth. I dipped my tongue in then made him lean forward. "Gotta work for it man…" I teased
"Fuuuuck Daaaaave… Kiss me." He whimpered, I leant in and brought my arm up to hold his head to me, his leg hiked up higher and he moaned into the kiss. He broke away while moving against me. "F-fuck Dave!" He moaned
"Shit Dirk…" I gasped and moved against him harsher and faster, I latched onto his neck. I was biting, licking and sucking while I lifted his legs onto my shoulders. I thrust against him and bit him hard.
"FUCK!" Dirk gasped and I could feel he finished, he shuddered against me and held me close. "Fuck Dave…" he gasped. I didn't keep moving, he was gasping like he just broke water. I brushed his sweaty hair out of the way, holding myself up so he wouldn't notice.
"You okay?" I asked
"Fuck I feel like I'm flying… you didn't finish did you?" He panted
"I'm good." I shrugged knowing he needed to know it wasn't just about sex; "You alright?" hoped he'd get the double meaning.
"Not yet… your turn." He smirked and pinned me down, "I never got to finish being top…"
"You weren't complaining." I pointed out, nodding to his damp boxers.
"Who would? Now shut up." He grinned and took my face in both his hands and kissed me deeply, I let him dominate the kiss, his tongue was fucking magic. Fucking hocus pocus where'd my tongue go? I moaned as his hand brushed my nipple and I shivered and arched into it. He smirked but kept kissing me breathless. I lifted my hips to touch his but he held me down.
"Dirk… don't fucking tease…" I hissed
"Payback for your fridge tease earlier." He bit my lip and smiled down at me. "Mmm, I like this look on you. Hold on a sec." He flashed away and came back with his shades on and a piece of rope.
"Wha?" He shooshed me and tied my hands to his headboard.
"Sugoi…" He smirked and went right to sucking my neck. I squirmed against the rope but it didn't come loose. He sucked and bit my whole chest area. I was probably covered in love bites and I gave zero fucks. I keened when his hand squeezed my ass. "You have one plush rump Dave." He mumbled against my chest. He massaged it and licked down to my navel, dipping his hot tongue in for a sec.
"Diiiiiirk for fucks sake please…" I groaned
"What do you want Dave?" Shit he shouldn't ask me that in that voice! Fuuuuuck. I squirmed as he blew where he licked making it cool.
"Fuck! Do whatever you want!" I snapped, "Just hurry! Please!" I gasped out. I wasn't going to force him, but gog help me if he kept pushing I was going to break free and take him!
"Always so impatient… I thought I said not to rush perfection Dave…" HE smirked. "Oh well, as the knight commands." He kissed up my abs again, licking here and there, and latched on to my nipple, he played and rubbed the other while he sucked and bit mine. While he did that he started to grind against me hard.
"Fuuuuuck yessssss." I sighed in relief while he moved against me. He smirked and ground harder, groaning against my nipple and moving faster. I felt him move lower until his teeth were pulling at my waistband. I hissed and arched my back but gritted my teeth. "Dirk… fuck, y-you don't have to do that… slow right?" I hissed. My dick was practically screaming at me saying I was the dick, but I don't want Dirk pressured.
"It's fine Dave… I want to." He smiled and kissed my hip bone that was peeking out from the boxers now.
I nodded but bit my lip before I gasped out, "fine… but you can stop…" I told him
"thank you…" he sighed I caught the double meaning in that and relaxed a bit.
Then he pulled my boxers down. I flinched at the cold…
And moaned with the heat.
"Oh fuuuuuuuck" I groaned. His mouth was a fucking piece of art. Go back in time and kick that Mona Lisa bitch to the curb, Da Vinci should paint Dirk's mouth… Fuck. He was everywhere, he licked and sucked and right when I lost it for a second he kissed my thigh and I was forced to calm down. I tried not to thrust. As great as he was I could feel this was new to him… new to me too but fuuuuck he was talented. I tugged at the rope to stop from fucking his throat harshly, but I still moved up. "Diiiirk… please…" I whined, he started going deeper and harder and I keened; tugging on the rope again. I felt a snap and my hands were free, finally! I grabbed his head and pulled him off kissing him deeply before I finished on his chest. I fell on my back with Dirk in my arms on top and brushed his hair out of his face, his glasses shining. He sat up for a second, looked down at me and then took them off and laid back down on me, kissing me.
"You look like a fucking angel…" He sighs
"Pfft, right…" I snort
"You good?" He asked me, brushing my hair like I did.
"Fuck yes… thank you." I smiled and kissed him a bit before laying back, his head on my shoulder. I stroked his back for a bit and looked at him. "Are you okay? I mean earlier you were all tense on the phone…"
"Ah, Jake wants me to be his best man… I'll go if you come with me… free food and hotel room… Jane said she thinks she's having twins… a boy and girl." He sighed. "And you heard the threat."
"Yeah… but you're okay seeing them?" I rubbed his back as he drew on my shoulder.
"Honestly, I'm terrified… but if you're with me I think I'll be fine." He smiled up at me, "Will you come?"
"As long as the hotel room's put to use." I smirk
"I'm sure we'll think of something…" He sat up and blushed a bit. He coughed and motioned to my boxer-less self.
"Hey, you stole them…" I smirk but lean over and grab them I slip them on and turn. "I guess we should go clean up a bit before we head to my place." I point to his chest covered in sweat and… aftermath.
"Yeah. Wanna join me for the shower?" he asks
"That better be rhetorical." I smirk and follow his ass to the shower. We stripped each other and cleaned each other off. It was about as innocent as it could be for what we were washing away. We kissed under the spray and stepped out. I dried my hair while he put on new boxers and some black with orange stripes gym shorts and a black tank top. I grab his shirt and rip it off him before I put it on. I flash step to his room and come back with my shirt and pants and both our shades. I dress him my shirt and give him a peck and his shades before slipping my red skinny jeans on. They're coming off at home anyways. I slip on my shades on and grab my backpack. "Let's go." I grab his hand and we leave once he's got his bag and clothes for tomorrow. He wrote a note for Roxy and we went up the last flight before I ushered him into my bare ass room. The furniture was all piled on the center.
"Shit, this will take a while…" He whistled
"Work fast and it won't" I smirk
"Ha ha." Dirk laughed and picked up a random box. I unpacked my turntables and I put them on the side of the wall with my keyboard next to it. "You play?"
"A bit, John wanted me to get into it, and I use it for sound bites…" I shrug
"You'll have to play me something sometime…" He smirks
"Sure." I smile,
We keep getting shit set up and finally all I have to do now is hang my photos up. I decide I'll wait until I finish developing new ones. After we've done enough I strip Dirk and myself and we get ready for bed, with some groping. I finally sweep Dirk up and carry him to bed and hover above him. I trace the heart shaped mark I made on him and kissed it. I lean up and kiss him too and collapse next to him. I cover us up in my card suit sheet and hold him to me. "Night Dirk" He holds be just as tight and sighs.
"Night Dave…" He kisses my neck once and we drift off to sleep.