Lepardlover:
*Is still dancing* I-I can't stop dancing! D: the smut is too good! Story and feels... this is awesome!
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PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73:
You're motherfuckin b*** t*** wicked yo. They're such fuckin teases too. ESPECIALLY DIRK! Making him best man at their wedding is kinda heartless of them, plus theyre having kids too. That smut afterwards though. ;P
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Don't know if you're calling ME beautiful , /O.O/(teehee) or the smutty story, but thanks!
Hey everyone: Thanks for the smut-loving. That was actually my first time writing smut… so hey, hope you all liked it! I hope I can continue to make you're day!
On to post sexy cuddles:
Dave Holy-shit-last-night-was-awesome Strider still here, of course, what would you bitches do without me? I woke up before my alarm for once, so I hit it off; and looked down at Dirk. He was still sleeping on my shoulder face much more relaxed than when he was on the phone or whining beneath me. Fuck last night was the first time I've let anybody close enough to do that, and yet he and I were animals… I felt my boxers text at the memory mixed with some morning routine… I glanced back down to Dirk and smirked. I brushed his hair out of his face and turned my phone on to peek at the time… Oh yeah, I have enough time for this… I shimmied out of his arms and laid him flat very gently. I ducked under the sheet and left a few more kiss marks on his neck and shoulder. I worked down to my prize… I pulled his orange and black boxers down and went to work. I licked his thighs, and kissed everywhere but the main attraction. I felt him shift and groan in his sleep so I dove right in and started to suck.
"Mmmf- Daaaaave." I heard Dirk moan, I felt the sheet get ripped off and he stared down at me, all tiredness covered up with lust I stared right back and winked. "Fuuuck Dave…"
I let him slid out and smirked, "good morning sleeping beauty"
"It'd be great if you would get back to sucking." He groaned
"Mmm… I don't know. I'm feeling tired now." I fake yawned and leant over his chest, put my head on his shoulder, "maybe I'll just go back to bed."
"Dude, that would be so uncool…" He murmured against my ear before blowing, I felt myself jerk into his hips as he did that. He groaned and held my head so he could speak, "You don't want me to think you're uncool… do you?" Dirk whispered
"Wouldn't want that huh?" I ground down against his uncovered dick and watched him moan my name breathlessly. I hiked his legs over my shoulder and ground harder on him before I set him down and moved back.
"Don't leave…" He whimpered to me, and I felt he meant that in more ways than one.
"I won't leave you." I state, I look him dead in the eyes and kiss him, softly but hopefully getting my meaning across. I moved down and kissed his hips. "I promise." I took him in my mouth again, while rubbing circles on his hips while I tried to work him. I've never exactly had dick in my mouth before, but I licked and sucked hoping he'd like it, and if the fact that I had to hold him down from choking me was a sign; I'd say the sign read something like: good dick-sucking bro. So I kept going, trying to go deeper and hold him in longer. His hands knotted in my hair and I looked at him. He was looking up but I could see he was biting his lip. I sucked harder trying to get him to look at me. I licked under and moved so I only had the tip on my tongue… suddenly that phrase seems dirty. "On the tip of my tongue…" huh… I licked the slit and tasted Dirk for the first time. Salty but with a hint of orange… figures. I sucked a bit more, and lapped at his taste. He pulled my head off and brought me to kiss him. He was panting but I heard him as clear as a bicycle horn.
"Boxers off, both…" He gasped, "Now Dave!" He demanded, locking my red eyes with his orange.
"Yeah…" I moaned and pulled my boxers down and kicked them somewhere. I brought myself down and as our hips met Dirk locked his legs around me and began to grind on me. "Shit Dirk…" I growled, I put my hands an either side of his head and plowed my dick to rub with his. I felt his hands snake around my shoulders and dig in.
"Fuck Dave yeeeeees…" He moaned. I drove into his harder but slow and ground him so deep into the mattress I'm surprised the bed didn't break. He hiked his legs harder and brought one hand to grab us both, he pumped fast and then moved to just mine while I ground; he teased the tip and I stiffened and felt myself finish in his hand. I stopped him from pumping and leant down taking him back in my mouth, one hard suck and he screamed my name while I drained him dry. I sat back up and swallowed, moving up I kissed him softly on the lips and then his forehead.
"Let me try that again, good morning Dirk." I smiled a huge grin at him. No smirk, no sarcastic little shit grin, just a full on I-fucking-adore-you smile.
He flashed one back and wrapped his arms around my neck, "Great morning Dave." He kissed my chin, jawline and finally my lips.
"Y'know… I think I like you dick better than pop tarts…" I muse jokingly
"Heh… Have it every day if you want." He smiled and stood up. He grabbed his shades and whistled, "We're gonna have to hurry."
I sat up and stretched, "Can't we skip? Have a long weekend?"
"Not if you want detention with Mr. Spades… he's fucking crazy sometimes…" Dirk shrugged
"Fine… lemme get something to clean us up…" I flashed to the bathroom and grabbed a small towel. I wet it and wiped myself off; I flashed back to Dirk and cleaned him off too.
"Y'know I do have my own hands and arms…" He smirked
"I take care of the Prince… your hands should be kept at the ready… for me." I smirk
"As long as yours are kept pristine as well, sir Knight." He smirked back and stood up to put his boxers back on and some clothes. I threw on his black tank with the purple heart on it, a red hoodie over it and some ripped blue jeans. He put on my red and black gears shirt and some black jeans. I tossed him his shades and threw mine on too. I grabbed an apple and orange from the counter and some cash Bro left on the side. He left me a note:
Don't get pregnant lil man
Cal's too young to be a grandpa and me a grandma…
Have a rad day lil dude, I'll be home when you get off school.
Bro
I smiled at that. Guess I have to strife today, maybe without Cal there for once… I put the shit in my pockets and tossed Dirk the orange he smiled and threw me my backpack. We flashed down the stairs and then went on to ironically skip to school eating our fruit and laughing at stupid poses we froze into when a car passed. Vriska honked at us as she passed so we danced.
"Hahahaha shaaaaaaaake it Stiiiiiiiider!" She drawled and drove away. I saw Karkat in the car with his Uncle looking pissed so I dipped Dirk down as he passed and he cracked a small smile before flipping me off. Maybe he's okay today. I nodded back to him and kept walking with Dirk. He just grinned and took my hand in his.
"By the way… make sure to talk to Karkat… he may think you're pushy but I think he needs someone, who isn't even a friend yet to just go up to him and say it isn't his fault." Dirk mentioned
"Yeah, I will at physics or something… I'm kidnapping you at lunch." I smile at him
"Huh?" He smirks with his eyebrow quirked
"Well, I figure we can flash step to get lunch and proceed with making out for the last part of the hour." I smirk
"Sounds like a date." He smirks
"It's not." I deadpan
"It's not?" He looked a little disappointed
"This is a make out-lunch I'm going to plan our first date and make that really special. So don't make any plans tomorrow." I smile
"Okay" He grins and holds my arm with both his hands.
"Let's get to Megido's class before she gets all 'oni' on us." I recall her saying something about her mentioning a quiz. "There's a quiz today right?"
"Yeah, but it's just the alphabet and a few sentence practices, you'll be fine." Dirk nods
"Cool" I nod and we make our way to Rose and the group. Rose has on a pink and black dress with purple bits added here and there. It's way too nice for school. "Sup Rose? Going to a witch's party?"
"Hello Dave, no actually this is the dress Kanaya made for her project in fashion design. I will be her model." Rose smiled and pulled my-Dirks tanktop down a bit to see one of the dozens of hickeys I had. She eyed Dirk's smirk and nodded to herself. "I will have to leave now to get my pass from Kanaya's teacher, but I will see you later Dave… I know I will." Rose drifted away and I saw a green and black blur bounce to her and then a squeal.
"Dave!" I saw the blur was Jade, she skipped over with her science shirt and a blue skirt with green leggings bound over. "I heard you were here! Sorry I missed you! My dog came to the school while I was working at lunch and I couldn't stop by!" she laughed
"Heh, that's fine Jade how you doing?"
"I'm just fine Mr. Cool kid!" She grinned, "My pumpkins are HUGE!" She gave me her bucktoothed grin and looked at her watch, "I've got to go! Class is in one minute! I'll see you 2 cool kids later!" She ran off waving.
I glanced at Dirk who had his hands in his pockets, I grabbed one out and smiled, "Race you." I then flashed away. We made it to Megido sensei's class and she smirked at our hands locked together.
"Kekeke yaoi ne?" She grinned
"Ma, sugoi." I nodded and we sat at our seats, she passed out the test, which Dirk and I finished no prob, so we played and ironic game of flash patty cake, Megido even joined us and we talked in Japanese while the other kids just looked at us like we were crazy until Megido-sensei glared at them. I was just laughing it up until the bell rang and I saw Karkat walking toward physics I nod toward Karkat and wave bye to Dirk. I see Karkat and throw my arm around his shoulder. "I saw you smile today." I tease
"Strider of all the brainless things to dredge up from your think pan that's what you come up with?" He sighs
"Hey, I figured you hated me, I take what I can get out of a grumpy Karkitty." I smirk
"Fuck that nickname in particular." He growled out
"Nepeta called you that." I shrug, "It fit."
"She can call me that you nook biting ass fuck, not you." He huffs
"Awwww why's that?" I fake whine
"She's special." He grumbles
"Because she might like you? Or because of your guilt?" I shoot out.
"…Fuck off Strider." He pushes past me so I do what I think of first.
"It wasn't your fault!" I shout to him, he stops and turns slowly to look at me over his shoulder and shakes his head. I shrug and follow him toward class, but when I got in he wasn't there. Just Sollux and Aradia, I walked up to them and sat down. "Where's Karkat?"
"he texted me thaying 'fuck thrider I'm thkipping.'" Sollux pointed to f=his phone, showing me an all caps version of the message.
"Where's he hiding?" I ask
"Why? Lithen you thould leave him be if he actually botherth to thkip, meanth he'th feeling bad." Sollux pulled his 3-d shades off and glared at me with one blue and one brown eye. "Don't fuck with him athhole, he'th hurt enough."
"I'm not trying to get in his pants, I just want to talk to him." I sigh
"He's either in the clinic with a book or hiding in the far left corner of the library." Aradia spoke
"AA why would you thay that?"
"I think Karkat needs this too… especially since Terezi feels the same." She shrugged. "Go tell him Dave. He needs a new friend to beat sense into him…" Aradia smiled, "Sollux will explain to his sister-in law." She grinned as Sollux sighed out a quiet 'fuck'. I nodded and left, going to the clinic first. I stepped in but some guy stood up wearing a white coat and green threads.
"Hello, I am Dr. Scratch, may I help you?"
"Hey doc… is there a shouty little guy in here?"
"There is no one here I'm entertaining at the moment."
"Alright, thanks doc." I nod and flash to the library, I go to the far corner and see Karkat there, huddled up in his way too big for him hoodie whimpering as he listens to music. "…Karkat?" I whisper
"What the shit eating imps do you want douche-baguette?" He growls quietly
"To talk… I heard what happened… not your fault." I sit next to him, "So why punish yourself?"
"Because asshat… It was." He sighed, "I… am afraid of everything… Gamzee's the only one I know to be myself around… back then he needed me just as much… but when we were there, I wasn't helping him… I hurt him. And then he hurt everyone BUT me!" Karkat started to get red in the cheeks and cry, "I was always calling him an idiot or a jackass back then… he would shrug it off, but he only had me. And I was such a gog-damned shitty friend. I'd put him down… and then when he's around his 'family' needing me to give him support… I wasn't there…"
"Listen, Gamzee's moved on, yeah he needs you but he's with Tavros… and he's better, His family are the ones that left him, and you took him in… he's happy now. You deserve to be too. Unless you plan to be the next Hitler or something…" I joke near the end to help him laugh, he snorts and flips me off.
"That was the worst ending ever…" He mutters
"Or the best ironic one…" I shrug, "C'mon, you think you're to blame? Then talk to Nepeta, and Equius… and Gamzee. Ask them." I shrug
"I already did. They said it was fine, and I wasn't to blame…" He grumbled
"Well there you go Kitkat! You're redeemed… go get TZ." I grin and he glares at me.
"I can't…" He growls
"Why not?"
"She's seeing Vriska now… She told me this morning." Karkat started to tear up a bit more and ducked his head into his arms and legs. Sitting fetal, and looking so small… like the world was crushing him.
I patted his back, "Fuck…" I murmured while Karkat silently cried next to me.