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Hell yea! Thanks the only reason I'm openly saying that I'm gay is because of this story and stuff It's kinda ironic... HEHE :)

That's awesome dude, be as sugoi-ly gay as you want! WOO!

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Dave Luncheon Strider here, walking with Dirk to a shop called Somewhere. Dirk said they had bomb food so we head in and a sweet looking older lady wearing glasses look at us from manning the front.

"Hi there boys, just 2?" She smiles I nod and she leads us to a small booth in the corner, "My names is Quin, but just call me Nanna, and is there anything you'd like to drink?"

"AJ for him and an orange soda for me." Dirk smiles, I smirk and nod while she writes it down.

"Okay boys look over these menus and I'll have your drinks right out." She walked away and I put my arm around Dirk and looked over the menu I saw something good on everypage.

"Damn how do you choose?" I huff

"I know man… I always have Nanna surprise me. Can't go wrong there." Dirk suggests

"Yeah? Alright I guess 2 surprises then… You come here often?" I ask

"Yeah, it's a nice quiet place even busy, it feels homey." He nodded

"Hmm… who with?" I ask

"Huh?"

"Who do you come with?" I try not to sound jealous but I see him smirk.

"Just me, although I am a sexy beast to be jealous of." He smirks

"Oh fuck you" I blush

"Later." He whispers and blows in my ear. I shiver but bite my tongue since Nanna came with our drinks.

"So what can I get you 2?" She smiles

"Just2 surprises here for my girlfriend and I" I smirk

"Hoo hoo hoo! Young boys in love, how cute!" She hoots, "Alright I'll get 2 surprises then!" She walks off and I feel Dirk lean into my arm around him. I bring it off the booth and wrap it closer around him.

"Y'know, even though it's only been a couple of days… I really feel like I've known you a long time…" Dirk sighs

"Yeah," I agree, "and I feel relaxed around you too… even without my shades on." I hold him tight and turn my head to kiss him softly of his lips. "You're my very own Prince…" I sigh and kiss him softly again.

"And you're my Knight in shining red armor." He grins back. He threads his fingers with mine and I sigh happily leaning my head on top of his.

"When is the wedding?"

"Next weekend… It's not too far…" He starts

"I don't care about that; I just want to make sure you'll be ready." I assure, "Dirk, I'll be right there with you."

"Thank you… Seriously man… thank you." He softly smiles and kisses my lips.

"Not a problem." I smile back, I look down so he can see my eyes over my shades, "Seriously, don't be afraid to tell me something…"

"Okay… uhm there is one thing…" He fidgets a bit so I back up and look at him

"Yeah?" I rub his arm and he blushes

He leans forward and whispers to me, "I never had sex…" He moves back even redder. I chuckle at his new found shyness. It's the epitome of kawaii…

"I figured…" I say, "You were only with English… and no offense, he seemed not /up/ to it." I wink over my shades and he laughs.

"Oh gog… yeah, we only kissed like twice? And he barely held my hand.., not like you he was always holding those two pistols of his for adventuring…" Dirk sighed, "This is pretty uncool huh?"

"Nah, Bro always said to make sure I loved the person… and I never was close to anyone. I didn't trust anyone… So I've never had sex either." I kiss his cheek and smiled at his blushed ears, I leant in and whispered; "We'll go slow. No pressures… until you're ready then we'll be fast and frictioned." I smirk at his gasp.

"You fucking tease…" He growls lightly, I just smirk and put my arm back around him.

"You love it." I smirk

"I do…" His hand went to the front of my jeans and palmed me firmly, "I love dishing it too." He smirks

"You-" I stop when Nanna Quin comes out with a bunch of plates and puts them down.

"Okay boys, here's a breakfast sampler of fried apple fritters, 2 small orange cream dream pancakes, and mini doughnuts and some lunchtime chicken tacos. Little brunch for you, now eat up! Hoo! Hoo!" She whisked away and I looked at all the food she put down.

"Holy shit." I grab an apple fritter and bite. Oh holy shit that's good… "Shit yes." I moan and pop the rest in my mouth. I felt him stiffen as I winked and moaned again. This shit was like a cinnamon bun with apples on top… I'm going into Apples Anonymous; addiction's a powerful thing…

"I didn't even know she had these…" Dirk smirked he bit into the orange pancake and moaned too, "oh my gog…" He bit into the more.

"You gotta try this Dirk." I held a fritter out with extra icing on it for him to try. He bit it from my hand and moaned, licking the icing off his lip.

"That's good, here try this." He held his fork out and I took the bite, licking the fork as I moved the pancake into my mouth. I moaned and swallowed.

"Think this is our new spot…" I smile as I lick icing off Dirk's lip.

"Yeah…" He sighed, he kissed me quick and went on to eating, I started tucking it away too. Zahhak's class wears you out. We ate, trading bites here and there and when we asked for the check Nanna brought us some cupcakes to go.

"On the house for you boys." She smiles we thank her and leave a huge tip. Gonna have to tell Bro about this place. He'll like it a lot.

"That was nice." Dirk smiled

"Yeah, we'll definitely come by here for lunch more." I nod, I grab his hand and swing it while I hold the cupcakes in my other. We walk in silence and I smile thinking over how I should take Dirk out tomorrow… Maybe Bro can help me think of some ideas.

"So do you want to come over again?" Dirk breaks the silence

"After I do a quick strife with Bro and shower, he probably wants to talk too. I'll swing by after." I say

"Sure." He nods

"Don't get too lonely with me not there." I smirk

"I'm sure I'll find something to do… probably tinker with my rocket-board or something." He shrugs and looks at his watch while we enter the school, "You need to head to Makara-Leijon's class. Starts in 10…" He sighs

"Just need to drop this off and do something real quick." I walk to my locker and open it. I stash the cupcakes and grab my bag.

"What?" He ask

"This." I swoop him down and kiss him hard before the bell rings and people leave the cafeteria. "See you in history."

"I'll meet you there…" He sighs and walks off

"HEY STRI-DOUCHE!" I hear Karkat growl

"Hey Karkitty, what's up?"

"I-I asked her out…" Karkat blushed

"Yeah and?" I urged

"She said she promised to go to the movies with Vriska… but she'd like to go see the new romcom with me on Saturday." He smiled

"Aw snap itty bitty Kittykat got TZ to go out with him!" I hold my hand up for a high five and he just snorted and touched one finger to my hand.

"Vriska was pissed though… way more than I thought she could be… She even called a blind freak…" Karkat sighed, "She's a bitch but not an emotional bitch…"

"Huh… do you care about that?" I deadpan

"Wha-"

"I mean, do you think you should back off TZ just because of that? Or are you gonna stay true and keep her even if Vriska's your enemy?" I stare at him through my shades, "Because if your love is that weak then give up on TZ now and save her the heartbreak."

"Listen here you hipster Dr. Phil wannabe, I love Terezi… more than you love your shades or irony or even Di-"

"Doubt that. I love my irony." I stop him

"Whatever, point is I was making an observation, and I WAS going to mention she was looking for you." Karkat growled

"Me? The fuck why?"

"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!" Karkat growled, "JUST… be careful… she's a crafty bitch… she was the one who fucked with the library lights that Aradia was hurt in…" Karkat grumbled

"Fuck…" I say, "She's… unlucky… nah… bad luck." I guessed

"I don't know… but I feel like she's happy with everyone hating her… and I get that." Karkat sighed, "I hated myself more than others would admit to hating me."

"I doubt anyone hates you Kar…" I sigh and walk into the English class, "Let's just relax. Spider bitch can't hurt me anyways." I smirk, "I'm too damn fast."

"Whatever fuck-biscuit." Karkat sighs and sits next to me with Nepeta and Equius in front of us. Nepeta looks purr-ty happy and Equius is even sweatier. But I sigh and relax while the teachers show us the complicated ships setting sail in Hamlet.