IMaSHIPPERwhatAREyou
:(. Did the others leave! What happened!? I'm the only one reviewing this awesome story!
I don't knooooooooooooow… but I do thank you for being there dude! And THEY'RE BACK!
Lepardlover
It's Cannon! Yaaaaaaaay! All of the ships are going on right now, it's a freaking armada setting sail this chapter :D Sorry for not reviewing, but life happened D:
GOG DAMN LIFE, COCK BLOCKING MY FANS RAD AWESOME WORDS…
PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73:
Fan-f***-tastic! Everything is kawaii. I'm even starting to feel bad for Vriska, empathetically. I always though Nanna sprite was awesome, ever since she first came in. I feel Dave's obsessive liking for apples cause that's what I have all the time. :)
The relationship between the two is really growing and with the details you put in is really grand in the way that I can picture it without having to read paragraphs on the scenery. I'm terrified on how Dirk is going to react at the wedding and if its going to be too much feels for him at once. Then, there's the strife/talk with Bro and lastly, their first official date. I'm truly excited to read the upcoming ironic as f*** chapters from you. :D
WOOO glad you noticed Nanna-quin was Nannaquin! I was hoping that'd stick! I'm glad you like it so much! Thanks!
licht:
Ok so I know this is completely off topic to the story but what if sometime after the wedding and there back at school everyone was talking to each other at this lunch right like a picnic then crashing in and yells at dirk about someone on the phone and it was dirks REAL mom and she was like"I'm so sorry..he threatened me about something" and she said that he wanted to know where you were and right when dirk was asking someone behind him says "hello dirk did you think you could escape me?" and it was miles (the red miles) and he freaked out and his mom was still crying on the phone and said it was his brother (miles abused him alot in the past when he was really young leaving scars) and everyone was really concerned bcuz dirk broke his cool kid act...idk but it sounded cool
That's actually a pretty rad concept, and I might use that for writing, but I have a different thing coming up. However this is so cool I may have to use it! Thanks for the idea, that's really cool of you!
Hithereimgeek:
So many ships! :3
Once again another b*** t*** amazing chapter! So sugoi! THANK YOU! 3
That food sounded amazing, now I'm hungry
Awesome, (I'm actually a chef in training) I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER THEN! ;D
the-awesome-insomniac
I really love this chapter dude. Some people forget that Vriska has other emotions then huuuuuuuuge 8itch so that was chill as ice. I like your characterization of everyone in the story though...sorry I don't comment on that like ever...or comment in general. I'm pretty awkward with words but rest assured I'm a huge fan of your story and check it daily. I hope you keep up the good work (not that I have any doubt on that )
Thanks for getting along with the idea of Vriska, I mean yeah she's a 8itch, but she actually did do a lot of that shit to try and make things better. She was a knight, who really wanted to be a knight… and as for your words, they don't feel awkward at all, but there is no pressure, I just missed you guys! Thank you for saying you're a huge fan, that's really chill of you and I hope my work does continue to make you happy.
Miiyoki Thanks for being my new story follower!
On to the Strider-Lalonde pair:
Dave Cupcake Strider here, I just recapped what happened with Vriska and I during art and Dirk was surprised. I took the whole walking time describing what happened; he sat on the steps in front of the complex.
"She's hurting huh…" He sighed
"Yeah, everyone has different feelings… I guess she just had a different method of expressing it…" I nod, I turn to face him, "I guess we'll have others to double date with… if she gets with John."
"John?"
"Yeah, he's the guy I liked… goofiest nerd ever, overbite that was pretty damned adorable and always sees the good in people… I think he'd be good with Vriska." I shrug
"You won't feel jealous will you?" Dirk asked quietly, I stoop down and grabbed his hand.
"Dirk, I have mad amounts of feelings for you, they outweigh the feelings I held for Egderp so much they look obese. Gotta put my feels on a diet or I'll have a heart attack from too much Dirk." I smile, he smiles back a bit too but I see he's still insecure. I drag him up and behind me and to the small lobby. I use the elevator since Bro never would and pull him in. We ride in silence, once we're halfway I punch the emergency brake and push Dirk against the wall and attack his mouth. His lips tango with mine and I work my tongue in as soon as he takes a breath. He sucks on my lyrical appendage and I groan into his lips. I push my hips against his and drop my bag and cupcakes. I grip his hips and slide against him. He groans out my name and a few unintelligible words but I still understand. I smirk and rut into him harder, biting his neck and sucking on his Adam's apple.
"Daaave- fuuuuck" He moved against me and I backed away and ripped my shades off and his. "Why-"
I press my hand to his cheek and keep him quiet with my thumb pressed to his mouth. "Dirk I'm not fucking finding anyone better than you. You're perfect." I stare at him, "Got it?"
"Y-yes…" He mumbled
"Say it" I demand
"I'm… perfect." He sighed and nuzzled my hand. I leant in and kissed him lightly.
"And sexy" I continue
"Sexy…"
"And sugoi…" I whisper in his ear while I press against him again
"a-and sugoi…" He gulps, "Dave…I-"
"And kawaii…" I grin and I lift his shirt up.
"unnnngh." He moans as I kiss his chest.
"Say it!" I growl and nip his nipple
"Ka-waaaaaaaii…" He moaned as I sucked his nipple
"Mmm… keep moaning for me." I smirked and undid his belt. I pulled them down and kissed his hips, his thighs and all along the edge of his boxers. I lick right along the top to his belly button making sure to look him in the eyes. I pull away, "I. Won't. Leave. You." I stand up to kiss him for a sec and hold his cheek. "Got it?"
"Y-yes." He smiles for real and I kiss him once more before sliding back down.
"Good." I lower his boxers and kiss his hip before licking him.
"F-fuck Dave!" He gripped my hair and I smirked before going back to work, I licked him and kissed the underside. I rubbed his hips with my thumbs and kept working him enough to excite but not take him in my mouth. "Shiiiit Dave please…" Dirk whimpered.
"What do you want Dirk?" I asked softly, I rose up with his hands still in my hair and kissed him, "Tell me what you want."
"Shit Dave I want your mouth…" He leant down while pulling me up and kissed me hard, "I want your talented fucking mouth." He smirked
"As you wish." I smirk and sink back down taking him in my mouth completely drawing a loud moan from him.
"FUCK!" He cried as I sucked hard. I couldn't stay here too long or Bro would go looking. I worked Dirk over with my tongue, and pulled up to suck the tip harder while my hands worked some DJ magic over him. Fuck I still need to record his moans. I felt his hands tighten in my hair as he moaned again when I licked a certain spot. I focused there and led one of my hands to my own hard on. I moaned around him at the touch from my hand and Dirk bucked harshly. I felt myself smile even with a mouth full of Dirk. I hummed again and let my ears ring with his grunts and moans. I sped up my hand and sucked him harder pumping him in time with myself. He yanked my hair a bit and I gasped and he fell out of my mouth. He sat on top of me and grabbed us both, started to pump. I moaned and bucked into his hand; I grabbed his dick and pumped him while my mouth latched to his. He swiped his thumb over my slit as I did the same. He hissed while I moaned. He pulled his tank top on me up and sucked on my chest, I gripped hi firmer as he bit down on my nipples. He licked them after and blew making my hot flesh cool down.
"Fuck Dirk…" I grunted and let go of him to push up on him while I pulled him down, rubbing him against me hard.
"Daaaaave." Dirk groaned wantonly and finished, coating himself. I grabbed myself and pumped still but he swatted my hand away and latched his mouth on me. Fuck his mouth is warm.
"Dirk!" I groaned and poured myself into his mouth. He sat up and licked his lips while tucking me back into my pants. I pushed him down gently and licked him clean before I returned the favor and fixed his pants. "Hey Dirk…" I sighed into his shoulder after he was back in his pants.
"Hmm?" He hummed while playing with my hair.
"I'm not going anywhere." I smile and kiss his neck, I sucked on it until a large bruise showed. I took a marker out and traced it so it looked like a gear… "That's MY mark… even after it fades, you're mine." I growl.
"Okay." Dirk smiled, he drew me in and sucked my neck he moved and sucked next to it then took the marker from my hand tracing something on me. "As long as you're mine in return."
"Sure that's a fair trade? I'm sure I got more…" I smirk
"Mmm, I'll live." He smirked back.
"Good, seal it with a kiss?" I look at him and he nods. We leant in and kissed for a bit, just a light kiss, deep but not rough. A controlled passion in it… mmm I'm getting all these girly lyrics in my mind when Dirk's around. I stood up and held out my hand, he stood and leant on my shoulder while I hit the button to resume the elevator. I got off on his floor and took him to his door. "I'll be back after my strife." I smile I give him his shades back and he nods.
"Okay… I'll just mess with some shit I guess." He smiles
"Kay…" I kiss his nose and slip my shades back on; I flash up the stairs once he closes the door and walk in the apartment. "Hey Bro, m' home." I call out; I walk toward my room and putting the cupcakes on the counter as I pass the kitchen. I dump my bag and strip Dirk's shirt off so I don't rip it or bleed on it.
"Damn… nice kiss marks little man." He says from my door.
"Yeah they're pretty sweet." I nod, pulling on a black shirt with a red diamond on it. "Ready?"
"Yep, let's go christen this rooftop bro." He smirks and tosses a katana at me. I nod and step out my window to take the stairs, Bro's already flashed up there and has Cal on his shoulder. "Ready to cry Dave?"
"Why? Gonna bore me to tears?" I smirk and flash behind him, he flashes above me and make a slash toward me that I block and side step from. I rush Bro with a back handed parry and kick toward his leg. He side steps with a roundhouse kick that hits my shoulder a little. Fuck that stings. I move back, then flash back and forth before lunging low and trying to kick his chin. He catches my leg and holds me up before tossing me. I flip back and move again but stop… I feel it… I look over my shoulder and Bro's there now; he smacks me with Lil Cal and flashes around. "Fuuuuck!" I snap and hit Cal with the hilt of the katana. I jerk away fom Cal being tossed toward me again, I swing back at Bro and see him step to the side so I spin kick low and see him do a bridge over my leg before he bounces back up. He grabs my collar as my spin turns my back to him and lifts me up by the shirt. He pins me down and Cal's on my face.
"Too slow lil man. Game over." He smirks with the sword by my neck
"Fuck, fine." I growl tossing Cal to him and getting up.
"Not bad with the spin kick, but you got keep the body tighter for that or your back is open like before." He compliments/teaches me. We drop from the roof access to the hallway and step inside.
"Got it" I nod, and grab a bottle of AJ from the fridge.
"So you're gonna have to fill me in on that Dirk kid downstairs. Roxy just says he's a good kid and Rose says he's a 'fine man'… you?" I set my drink down and think.
"… he's… imperfectly perfect." I think out loud. "He's not a saint, but he is a great guy… he's scarred but not broken… and he's willing to be mine if I'm his." I shrug like I didn't say the cheesiest shit. I've had triple extra cheese pizza that wasn't even half as cheesy as that. I grab my AJ and sip it while Bro thinks it over.
"So you have a real tsundere kawaii dude, who makes your kokoro go doki doki?" Bro asked, snapping his fingers.
"…yes that's exactly it." I chuckle at Bro's shitty metaphor. I spit out girly ass poetry and he plays back some anime love shit.
"Good. Here though, don't wanna be unprepared." He tosses a small box at me and its condoms…
"Uhhh." I see it says "gay" condoms on them and a rainbow heart is in the corner. "Da fuck?"
"Listen I know that you're young and hormones are raging wild but if you wanna go ballistic wrap dat dick in plastic." He rhymed
"Oh sweet mother fuck…" I groan and hit my head on the kitchen counter. "Brooo…"
"Ooh cupcakes! Dibs." He grabs a chocolate one and leaves with it. "Go shower and then see your boyfriend Dave. I gotta head to the club soon to set up for our grand opening." He goes into his room with a wave and I pull out my phone I send Dirk a message saying I'll hitting the shower and I'll be down soon. He just sends an ok and I head into the bathroom. I look in the mirror and see the mark he put on me was a heart. I smirk and dip under the spray, I take the quickest shower and skip over the mark Dirk made wanting to keep it longer. I wash up and towel off quickly. I walk out with a towel on my waist to the kitchen.
"See you later Dave, food in the fridge now, and cash for emergencies on the counter." Bro steps out with his equipment and I nod
"Kick ass tonight." I say
"Always do." He smirks and leaves out the door. I gulp the rest of my AJ and head to my room. I grab a pair or red gyms shorts and my record tee shirt. I grab his heart tank and decide to go down the fire escape to his window like he did to me before. I get to his window and I see Dirk…
Lying on his bed.
Touching himself through his boxers and moaning. His shades were still on and he didn't even notice me slip in his open window. I sit silently at his work bench while he moves up to his abs then dips a bit lower, he bites his lip and muffles his groan but I still hear it.
"Dave… I… FUCK!" He notices me and stops moving, glowing red.
"Don't stop." I moan and watch him through my shades. "Stay over the boxers." I order
"Fuuuuck…" He groans and moves his hand to palm himself through his shorts. I pull out my phone and take a few pictures of his face. I stay rooted to my chair watching as his hand rubs over himself quickly.
"You knew I was coming over… why didn't you wait?"
"AR… started flashing pictures of you… on my cp… I thought you'd be gone loooooonger." He groaned as he bucked into his palm.
"Take off the boxers and only rub your chest and thighs…" I growl moving my own hand to my shorts.
"Daaaave…" He whimpers but obeys me and slides his boxers off. He kicks them away and rubs one hand on his thigh and another up his abs to his nipples and pinches them. "Shit…" He gasps
"Suck your fingers and rub yourself softly…" I whisper
"Mmm…" He bites his lips before sucking them; he makes a show too, licking in between the fingers ad flicking over the tips, reminding me of his hot tongue.
"Now stroke your dick." I start on my own and moan softly, biting the back of his chair in front of me to muffle the sound.
"Dave… mmm…" he moans as he starts stroking.
"Slowly Dirk… I want you to drag it out." I smirk, "and while you do imagine that's my saliva, my hand on you, while I'd kiss your chest and neck until you couldn't scream more than my name." I whisper to him.
"F-fuuuuck Dave… get over here." He gasps
"Beg" I grin
"Pleeeease Dave, NOW." He groans, stand up and strip off my shirt, I don't even know why I bother with clothes around Dirk… useless shit. I lean over him and blow into his face. "What do you want?"
"You… t-touch me!" He growls, "NOW!"
"…On it" I grin and pull off my shorts, I went on my knees and put his legs over my shoulders, I thrust right onto him and rubbed us together, he throws his head back so I latch on to his throat and bite.
"DAVE!" He groans
"Uhnnnn Dirk!" I grunt and push against him hard and fast, literally humping him like a bitch. "Fuck, I-I can't go slow." I warn
"That's fine! G-go!" he cries and I rut against him going hard and thrusting fast against him, I grab his ass and pull him harder against me.
I stick two fingers by his mouth, "Suck" I command, and he repeats earlier but messier, he's moaning and thrashing against me. I stick one lubed finger inside him and he stills before my thrusts got him moving again. I move the finger inside him and insert the second, Dirk hisses a bit so I kiss him. "It'll feel way better soon. Relax." I kiss his cheek and thrust my dick against his while trying to keep my fingers still. I start to move them around and soon Dirk's grinding against them and me. We're barely moving now, just me rubbing against him and inside him while he moves back and forth against my dick and hand.
I curve my fingers a bit and thrust and Dirk bites me hard screaming out, "FUCK! DAVE, AGAIN!" I shudder against his voice and rub over the spot I hit in him again and again while he just bucks up and down on my hand. I take his dick in my other hand and rub his tip, he gasps as I grip him hard but no too much and have him rock against my hands. I can't hold out too much longer so I let go and plow my hips into his while I stroke his spot over and over even harder inside him. "Shit Dave I'm-!"
"Do it." I lick his neck and he shoots all over me, his insides tighten over my fingers and the thought of that on my dick makes me groan, I pull away from him and sit on his chest. "open your mouth babe." I whisper. He blushes at 'babe' but does and I guide it in where he sucks me off again. "Fuck I love your mouth." I groan as I collapse onto his headboard.
"I love your fingers…" Dirk gasps
"Love your dick." I smirk, lowering myself so we're face to face with me still straddling him.
"Love yours too…" He shoots back
"Dirk… I think I love you." I smile and kiss him.
"Fuck I think I do too…" He grins and pulls me down for a longer kiss. "Let's take a nap… I'm tired out." He pulls me down next to him and I kiss his forehead.
"Yeah I do that…" I smirk and hold him
"You were saying my name too…" Dirk smiled
"Most beautiful thing to say…" I mumble and drift off. Not seeing his eyes widen and a grin appear, not hearing him sniffle and whisper thanks, not feeling the kiss he planted on my lips softly before he tucked himself under my neck and slept.