LeoLady:
Only Bro can rap about safe sex XD Loved this chapter! Can't wait for the next update :3
That's right. Bro made that happen.
the-awesome-insomniac :
That was hot. So hot that the air surrounding my screen dried to the point that while breathing as I read a nosebleed occurred. The flames bestowed by the fire this chapter created caused the room they were in to turn to a beacon of pure white kawaii doki power that gave hopeless romatics a renewed belief by merely glancing from the corners of their eye at the magnificence. Seriously thumbs up and hats off to you Kurohana-senpai.
Next time I'll warn you guys to have tissues! Also "Senpai?" I like it. You may continue to call me such! And you're following now! WOOO
Kai-Chan94 :
Nice story. I'm really liking it so far though it might be easier to read if you put a line break after the part where you answer reviews. Just a suggestion that you are in no way obligated to take. Anyways, like I was saying, awesome story so far and I can't wait for more.
I TRY TO PUT BREAKS BUT MICROSOFT WORD TO IS A DIIIIIICK! D: Thank you for digging it! And becoming a follower and favorit-or
PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73:
Hot and sexy and adorable fluffy smut. Wedding is coming soon I hope! :D
I love Bro and his awesome ways too. Glad to see more soon. :)
Technically the wedding's in a week! But there will always be more!
Dave Cuddle-bug Strider here, I woke up to something stoking my chest, I looked down and smirked as I saw Dirk holding me and drawing patterns on my chest. I shivered at he went below my navel and drifted back up. I grab his hand and hold his nape with my other hand. "Good night Dirk…" I whispered before I kissed him. He kissed back and I moved him to lay on top of me.
"Good 'night' huh?" He smirked as he broke away.
"Well it feels like its… 9:34 PM but I could be wrong…" I smirked; he grabbed his shades and turned.
He whistled, "9:34… damn."
"Knight of Time babe" I smirk and pull him down for another quick kiss, my stomach growls and I break away… "guess Knights need to eat… what about you Prince?"
"Yeah, I could eat I guess." He smiles, I brush his hair out of the way, its soft but held up pretty well still. I brush it and sit up a bit.
"Mkay… delivery or home cooking?" I smile and grab my shorts off the floor and slip them on. I grab his boxers and slide them on for him, kissing him again real quick.
"Mmm, can you cook?" He smiles
"A little but not really…" I shrug, "I'm feeling lazy after earlier anyways." I grin as he blushes remembering what went down. "Don't be shy." I coo as his hand goes over his mouth. "It was…"
"Hot?" He filled in
"Well that too, but I was gonna get all mushy on you and say shit like 'great' or 'magical' or 'sugoi' and kiss you."
"You can still kiss me…" He smiles, I leant with my own smile and kiss him gently, moving in sync and nipping at his lip to have his tongue go in my mouth and me suck on it. I moan around it a little and he breaks away. "So… food?" he pants.
"Kinda prefer this…" his stomach growls now and I smile, "but sounds like we need it." I slide off the bed and grab our boxers. I hold up his and pull them away from him. "Is Roxy or Rose home?"
"Don't think so, Rose goes to Kanaya's with Nepeta and Feferi for a 'overnight sleepwear soire' and Roxy'll be at the club with your Bro. She was sober when she left." Dirk smirked, "Won't be now though…"
"So no one here then…" I grin, then we don't need these." I toss the boxers over my shoulder and grab Dirk's wrist. "Let's go eat." I smirk and lead him out of the room.
"In the nude?" he quirked a brow
"Why not, after we eat it'll make it easier for dessert." I grin over my shoulder towards him
"Kinky fucker…" He blushes
"You love it." I smirk and palm him before flashing to the kitchen.
"Hell yes." I hear him groan and he flashes next to me. I open the fridges and see a fruit salad and sandwiches made with a note Dirk pulls it off and read, "'deer bois *boys, have a gud *good tyme an be safe. –Rox' so she made us food…" He nodded and grabbed the plates, "Get some drinks Dave." I missed this as I was staring at the same box of condoms Bro gave me with a different note on it. I read it, "Before you slip between the thighs be sure to condom-ize. -Bro"
"Son of a bitch…" I groan and just close the fridge before Dirk sees.
"What's wrong?" He asks from the plates
"Bro left us some friendly advice…" I smirk and just show him the note.
"Oh… Jegus…" He blushed as he read it.
"Yeah that's Bro." I smirked, grabbing 2 sodas and walking to sit down, I patted my lap, "Come sit down." I wink
"Heh, I got a chair." He smiled and sat next to me, I pouted dramatically so he leaned on my shoulder while we ate the sandwiches.
"Hmm Roxy's a pretty good cook." I note
"Yeah, there were less spelling errors… she was probably sober." He smiled
"That was nice." I smile and bite into a strawberry. "She drunk a lot?"
"…about half the time… she's a great person either way, but she's lonely I think… and now she's taking care of my sorry ass too."
"Your ass is anything but sorry… it's hella sweet." I smirk and squeeze his for a sec.
He smirks, "Thanks, but I just meant how I'm crashing in their lady apartment and it's my bro taking care of my living…"
"Dude, you're in high school, just wait and I'm sure you'll be able to pay back your family… if anything they'd probably tell you it's fine." I shrug, "Well Rose would say that in a really long fashion with bigger words and a psychoanalytical therapist-y way but yeah. Roxy would like you here for Rose… And…" I mumble a bit drifting off
"And what?" He asks
"And I definitely want you here…" I mumble
"Wow… you really do get shy when you say all these nice things huh?" he leans into one of his hands and turns toward me.
"Shut up man…" I blush
"Ooooh a tsundere? I always wanted one of those…" He smirks
"Bluh, just take my words to heart… stop feeling like a burden." I grab his chin and kiss him, "Okay Dirk?"
"Okay…" He sighs and leans to his my shoulder, then his heart-mark on my neck, and then he brushes my lips. "Although…"
"Yeah?" I breathe out
"Seems weird to have a heart to heart, naked while eating sandwiches; in my dining room." He smiles
"It's ironic, not weird." I smirk, I remember something and feel a grin breaking on my face. "Wait here for a second… be right back." I kiss his lips and flash step away. I decide fuck boxers and use the fire escape to dash through my room into my kitchen, I grab what I need and flash back to his room, and there I grab the rope from before, and the scarf-ribbon from the seifuku dress in his closet. "I'm back…" I grin.
"What's behind your back?" He asks, he tries to stand but I sit him down and straddle him, I tie his hands back and I watch his eyes widen, "Dave…" He groans as I move against him.
"Time for dessert…" I grin and cover his eyes with the orange ribbon.
"Fuuuuck…" He breathes
"Relax… Nothing too bad…" I open the box of cupcakes we got and bit into the vanilla one, "open your mouth babe." I mumble, he does and I kiss him with the cupcake in between my lips. I push it in his mouth with my tongue and back away.
He chews and smiles, "Good shit…" Dirk whispered
"Yeah… sweet." I agree and take a bigger bite, I hold his nape and tilt his head up to kiss the pastry in again while I press down and rub against him, "Fuck Dirk… you're already this hard?" I tease in his ear
"You're the one like a rock." He smirks; I could feel his eyes rolling a bit under the blindfold. I slide and move down licking his neck; he's already a bit sweaty from what we're doing. I move around and find the cupcake and gather some of the icing on my fingers; smearing it from his neck to his navel and start sucking and licking it off.
"God you taste great with icing… Should name cakes after you…" I mumble against his collarbone. I lick back up to his mouth and shove my tongue in, he sucks on it like a lollipop and moans, the vibrations screw with my head but I can't help moving against him harder, smearing some icing on my chest. I back up and he whines, "Not enough?"
"I never liked vanilla a lot til now… gimme more Dave." He groans. I stand up and hold his cheek, I press his face to my chest next to the icing.
"Find it." I growl and he starts licking, moving his face to the side in search. I moan when he fing=ds my nipple and sucks the icing off me. "Fuck Dirk…" I hiss, he lets his teeth graze me and lightly tugs with his teeth and I buck against him, getting icing on my dick. Fuck yes… "Open your mouth again… I gotta cock-cake for you…" I grin at this totally ironic and sexy-as-fuck pun.
He lifts his head and licks a long line to my adams apple and opens his mouth, "Better be good…" he warns
"Oh yeah… best cake you're ever going to have." I grin and stand up leaning to untie him from the chair to lean his face in my crotch. I tie his hands in front of him and grin, "open up Dirk." I push my length to his lips and he kisses the tip. "Mmm, noooow…" I groan. He opens and licks my slit before sucking me in, he works his damn magical tongue and tries to lick all the icing off. He sucks harder and I groan.
"Hold it up, I wanna get all the icing…" He groans I pull him off and grab myself thrusting into my icing coated hand.
"Open wide," I gasp "there's more…" pushing past his lips and holding his head to me I groan, "Diiiirk…" He moans, sending vibrations down me and up my spine. He sucks me until I hit his throat and moves his tongue to brush the underside. "FUCK!" I shout as I feel myself shoot down his mouth, I rip his blindfold away and see his orange eyes piercing me through lust-lidded eyes. "Fuck…" I groan closing my eyes, he's licking the icing off me now and I shudder as sink down in front of him and kiss him. He tasted like the vanilla icing and pure lust, he nipped my tongue and I thrusted my tongue further in before standing and getting the pink cupcake from the box. I smeared it all over Dirk's hardness and started to lick.
Fuck a pink lemonade cupcake?
Genius
So fucking genius, Nanna Quin's like… fucking Paula Deen… no Betty Crocker. I hummed around his thighs as I licked more of the cake off and sucked more marks even as the icing was cleared away.
"Dave… c'mon stop teasing… untie me or shit…" Dirk moaned
"Say please." I murmured against his member.
"Fuck… please" He whispered
"…nah." I smirk and lick some icing from his balls
"FUCKING SHIT!" He cried
"Heh I'm remembering that…" I grin and give him another lick before sinking my mouth on his pink coated dick. He was sweet, sour and salty… mmm Pink lemonade Dirk is my new favorite cake… fuck all the other cakes. All of them… actually I wanna fuck this one… I smile around his length and suck all the icing I can away from him, I add my hands to his thigh and one to stroke the base and just lightly graze his sack.
"F-fuuuuuuckeeeer…" He stammered as I keps lightly grazing his most sensitive areas. I finally started to pump him and brought my other hand to join as I sucked harder, he thrashed and moaned my name like that's all he could say.
I left his shaft just long enough, "Cum Dirk… NOW." I growled and went back sucking harder and deep throating all I could fit.
"DAAAAAVE!" He thrashed and shot rope after rope down my mouth, he was still so damn sweet… and I got all the frosting off. I untied him and he fell on me so I landed on my back on the floor. I chuckled and pulled him to me and stroked his cheek. He moved forward and licked my cheek.
"Missed some icing… pink lemonade?" He smiled
"Yeah…Good shit" I smile and kiss him deeply, whoever says lemons and vanilla don't go together have never done this before, since this was the best flavor ever. Of all time…
"Dave… I need a shower…" he groaned
"Not able to move?" I smirk
"…No…" He sighs defeatedly
"What if I went with you?" I whisper in his ear
"Mmm… that's pretty motivating." He smiles tiredly
"We'll just have a bath and get clean… no dirty stuff." I sigh against his cheek, "I'm spent too…" I yawn
"Mkay… let's go." He stands up and gives me his hand. I follow him to his bathroom and watch as he fills the tub with warm water and bubbles. He looks at me and I nod, stepping in I moan and slide down, shuddering at the cold porcelain. I beckon him to sit in front of me and he does. He washed my hair for me, I scrubbed his back gently, kissing his bite marks that scattered his shoulders. We lazily wash each other and cuddle until the water starts to cool, no words just actions. I hold him in my arms and get out; I dry him and brush his hair. We brush our teeth; I with a red toothbrush Rose bought 5 days ago. Damned seer… and slipped into bed with boxers on just for our own self-control's benefit. We lightly make out a little before he slides next to me and curls against me, I fall asleep clutching my prince until dream bubbles took us away to another world.
I wake up to my phone buzzing like crazy in my shorts. I hear Dirk cooking and humming and sigh, this is the best way to spend a Saturday… afternoon? It feels like 12:06PM so I roll out of the bed, slip on my shades and grab my shorts, putting them on I grab my phone out of the pocket I felt my eyes go wide at the number of texts I barely get them so, 8?! The fuck?
D4V3! K4RKL3S TOLD M3 WH4T YOU S41D TH4NKS FOR HOOK1NG US UP F1N4LLY! :]
I'm guessing Terezi…
Daaaaaaaave! I loooooooove John, we're t8tally going to d8 once he c8mes visit! :::;)
Vriska? Where the fuck did everyone get my number?
SOLLUX TOLD US YOUR NUMB3R COOL K1D! ;]
Oh… okay then
DAVE GET YOU NOOKSTAINING SELF TO THE HOSPITAL. IT'S BAD.
I could just hear this as Karkat's… but what the fuck happened?
dAVE IT'S GAMZEE,,, hE SAW TEREZI AND VRISKA AND BEAT TEREZI UP,,, i DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT,
oh god…
Daaaaaaaave pleeeeeeeease get heeeeeeeehe n8w! ::::(
DaVe-BrO, iM sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SoRrY… iM lEaViNg… :0(
DAVE DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IDIOT GAMZEES GONE? THAT BULGE BITER DISAPPEARED!
I just got these last 5… shit. Have to find Gamzee… gotta check on Terezi… Fuck… wait! SOLLUX! He can hack and find Gamzee. I dialed his number from when he texted me.
"Hello?"
"Sollux, man I need your help."
"The fuckth happening for you to call Thrider?" He lisped
"Shit hit the fan… bad." I turn and see Dirk in the doorway looking worried, "Sollux I need you to use your hacking skills and track Gamzee's phone. Now."
"Why?"
"He might try and kill himself or something… I don't know!" I yelled, send me a text as soon as you have it!"
"Got it, I'll find him in leth than 2 minuteth." He replied
"Awesome. Bye." I hang up and kiss Dirk's lips as I throw my shoes on and dash.
"Dave what's happening?"
"Go to the hospital and check on Terezi! I have to stop an insane clown rapper!" I call back. I flash step up the stairs but Bro's keys aren't here… shit I need a car!
I turn and see Rose behind me, "I'll ride with Dirk, Kanaya's looking for Gamzee too. Take my car."
"Thanks Rose." I nod, "Why's Kanaya looking?"
"'Clown Hunting' she called it. Find him and help him Dave… You have a deep way with words…" She smiled, "Go!" She shouted at me. I nod and flash step away, missing Rose sink to her knees and pray. "Keep them all safe… whoever's listening… Please." I flash step down and hit the beeper on the keys, Fuck that's a sick convertible… too pink and purple though. I jump in and see Sollux's text.
He wa2 here but it may be two late, he2 moving fa2t
I see the dot and I think I have an idea where he's headed… "Hold on Gamzee… Terezi… I shift the gears in the car and peel out making sure my katana's in the proper slot of my strife slot… "This'll get rough I bet…"