the-awesome-insomniac
Holy s***! This is an awesome turn of events, it makes me super pumped for the next update senpai. ᕙ()ᕗ
Relax dear kouhai, for the next chapter is now here! Woo!
PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73 :
I did not expect that plot twist. I feel bad for Terezi since she didn't do anything wrong except trying to be nice to Vriska. On the other hand, Gamzee just finds Vriska triggering, I think. Vriska makes me half bad for her cause she can't forgive herself for the terrible things she's done, yet I'm happy that her and John really click. I really like the conflicts and fluff and smut you have in here, but my favorite is Irony. Excitement for next chapter. :D
Thank you, it's a hard balance of smut, feels, strife, and irony… but I try…
Hithereimgeek:
Like the whole conversion between, hot, sexy, sweet,then just plain HOLY F*** S***! DAFUQ JUST HAPPENED?! Cx I really enjoyed this chapter! Looking forward to more! 3 (cupcakes have been and now always will be my favorite sweet.)
Holy shit your comment squeaked in at the last second! I just got it before I posted this! And fuck yeah… cupcakes.
Thanks to the new story follower: steferstheawesome
You are "the awesome"!
I APOLOGIZE THAT THE UPDATES ARE MORE LIKE 48 HOURS INSTEAD OF 24; MY WORK HAS BEEN BITCH TITS CRAZY! BUT THEY ARE LONGER SO… Y'KNOW… DON'T COMPLAIN.
More Strider time:
Dave Clown-hunting Strider here, speeding down in a pink and purple convertible, I watch the dot on my cell phone stop. I knew he would go here… I turn the car and see the amusement park on the pier, parking I jump out and flash step toward the dot's location. I'm running around until I see the dot go from red to green. I stop and look up.
"The Dark Carnival's Haunted House…" I read out loud, "Figures…" I walk in and see a lady dressed as a gothic Lolita zombie at the counter, "Where's Gamzee?" I ask
"The young master went to his private room, shall I ask him to let you in?" She smiled creepily while trying to look me over.
"Nah, I have a surprise for him." I lie, "Y'see his loved one just heard they're going to walk again, so he needs to get his ass to the hospital for the celebration."
"Oh wow! Okay, I'll let you in!" She smiled and unlocked a polka dotted door. "It's the door with 'miracles' written on it."
"Figures" I nod and walk up, I turn and smile, "You should up the music in here, get the crowd interested…" I lie
"Okay…" She nods and goes into another room. I walk up past creepy painted clowns, polka dots and what looks like blood colored painted words saying 'WeLcOmE tO tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs… :0)' I guess Gamzee paints in that quirk too… I find the door, the handle's been broken off and its on 1 hinge tilted. I see splinters litter the ground, the wall's pictures torn down, and juggaling pins littering the ground.
"Gamzee, you here bro?" I call
"Hey Dave-bro… heh… what's happening?" He sits up from a pile of bike horns
I shrug hoping he'll be relaxed, "The same old same old… you wanna get off the horns?" I ask
"Nah bro… mother fucking comfortable, HONK!" He yells at the end and starts to cackle, it was a low and sinister sound.
I chuckle with him, "Alright, hey so what's up Gamzee? How's your day been?" I ask as I sit on a polka dot black couch.
"Been mother fucking miraculous bro, I'm feeling mirthful after dealing out some justice…you'd like it… it was all up and ironic." He cackles
"Oh yeah? How? I'm always digging some irony." I ask
"That uncool bitch… always talks about justice and wanting to help others… but then she all up and keeps hurting Kar-bro… saw her with spider bitch… and dealt out some justice… She's not gonna all up and hurt my bro more…heheheheheHEEHEEHEE HONK honk HONK!" He shook with laughter and I saw him look up at me through his crazy black locks with crazed indigo eyes, "Pretty fucking ironic huh? She was the unjust one while she spoke of justice for all! WELL I DEALT HER SOME SWIFT MOTHER FUCKING JUSTICE HUH DAVE?" He smirked
"I guess that is pretty ironic Gamzee…" I d
"'GUESS'?! mother fucker I'm feeling MIRTHFUL at this revelation! Like the damn messiahs themselves fucking told me!" He stood up and turned to the window and cackled more, "So mother fucking
"Gamzee, where's your Sopor?" I ask
"That shit rots you think-pan bro… but if you need some mother fucker… it's in the desk…" He grins, "makes you see the rainbows in your words bro, stops you from seeing the truth… but now… I'LL PAINT MY MIRACLES EVERYWHERE!"
"What will you paint?" I ask while I flash to his desk.
"All of my wicked pictures…" He whispers
"Who will you show them to? Tavros?" I ask slipping the bottle in my pocket, I grab 2 red faygos and sit back down
"No… Tav-bro won't see them or Karkat."
"Your family?" I ask
"Those motherfuckers? No… they wom't see them… not yet at least…"
He turns as I finish slipping the crushed pills into his faygo, I hold it out for him and smirk."Wicked elixir?" I offer
"Sure motherfucker…" He ambles over and takes the bottle. He chugs the whole thing, fuck I hope this shit works fast…
"So who are you going to show the 'wicked pictures' to?" I keep talking, hoping Sopor will knock him out
"You." He slams a juggling pin to my head and I fall off the couch with a grunt.
"G-gamzee… snap out of it…" I growl, I roll to the side and stand; pulling out my katana I sway. Shit he's strong…
"There's nothing to snap out of Dave, I'm gonna break your mirthful face… and paint my wicked pictures with your blood, FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES! I'LL CRUSH YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY SPECIAL STARDUST!" He growled
"Fuck that Clown…" I growl out and I hear a bang
"Gamzee!" It was Kanaya
With a chainsaw
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
"Heeeey Kan-sis… I'm motherfucking busy… we'll play later…" Gamzee grins before he jabs her in the gut.
She coughs and spits a little blood from her green-black lips, "Gamzee I will not allow this hate relationship you have to progress, now; come forth to the hospital or suffer!" She growled
"Kanaya! Stay back." I stood and raised my katana, "I got this…" I flashed forward but Gamzee seemed to know what I was going to do, he ducked under my blade and hit my ribs with the juggling pin, I hissed and jumped back. Fuck that's cracked for sure… I swing my blade back and strike him in the ribs.
"Mother fuck… you shouldn't hit me with the back of your sword Dave…" He grins
"Sorry… you're weaker than my Bro… gotta go easy on ya." I smirk at his rage and he charges forward. I jump up and flash behind him hitting again behind the knees. I twist and hit him again and again on the chest and arms. I break the juggling pin before he spins and kicks me.
"MOTHER FUCKER." He snarls
"Let's dance jugga-bro…" I smirk cockily.
"HOOOOOOOONK!" He cries and turn but I hit cut with the blade on his chest. He howls so I hit his shoulders with the hilt, but not before he makes a cut with the broken pin across my throat. I feel the blood oozing but compared to my head it's slower.
"DAVE!" Kanaya yells and steps toward me. She starts to check my neck but I shrug her off.
"I'm fine… but I cut him pretty deep…" I curse under my breath… "Give me the sewing kit I'm sure you have." I hold out my hand.
"Here…" She sighs, "I will call Karkat and then-"
"No police. He's crying… he knows what he's done…" I order before threading the needle and starting on his gash.
"Dave…" He groans, his eyes faded and streaming tears, cleaning mine/his blood and paint of his cheeks
"Look who's back to his sopored self." I grin, "Don't move."
"Mother fuck… I hurt Karkat didn't i?"
"He's worried but he'll be fine… well he'll yell at you for a month and you'll go deaf… but you'll be fine."
"No bro… he's not gonna hug this out with me… not this." He coughed while I stitched him up, working fast but neat, hoping it won't scar.
"Just have a feelings jam after you apologize to TZ." I shrug
"…She hurt Karkat…" He groaned, "Or did I?"
"I think… Karkat was hurting Karkat… but he's dating Terezi now…" I explain, "She was with Vriska as a friend now…"
"Vris-bitch said it was a date Friday…" He recalled
"She was lying to make you all hate her…" I sigh, "After all this is fixed, you guys need to have a long Mobius double reach around of a feelings jam… Ya'll have shit that needs therapy…" I smirk
"Honk…" he whispers and starts to sleep from the Sopor. I nod and stand up to see KAnaya say something into the phone and hold it to me. I quirk a brow but take it.
"Sup, Strider here to make your day better." I smirk as I catch Kanaya's lips twitch before she gathers up Gamzee's coat and pills.
"STRI-DOUCHE WHO IN THEIR GOG DAMNED THINK PAN ANSWERS LIKE THAT?!" Karkat's voice crashes on my eardrum
"I do, what do you want Kitkat?" I laugh
"Is he okay?" He whispers
"Yeah… he's fine now." I reply seriously
"…Thank you." He growls quietly but I hear the genuine thanks in it.
"Aw don't cry Karkles." I laugh
"I am NOT crying fuckass! Just get over here so Terezi can smell or hear that you're all fine herself. She's awake and won'y shut up…" He grumbles
"Okay, tell Sollux good job on the tracking."
"Okay." He agrees
"Tell Rose that Kanaya's fine."
"She already knows… weird huh?"
"She's a fucking seer or something…" I laugh
"Strider will you hurry up?!" He yells
"Tell Vriska it ain't her fault." I say seriously
"…I will. Now hurry over here, everyone's here but you guys." He says quietly
"Got ya, pass along one more message for me?" I ask
"Sure…" He sighs loudly
"Promise to?"
"Why?" he sounds worried
"This shit is special, and it's gotta be delivered for sure!" I ironically whine
"FUCKING FINE! WHAT?" He snarls
"Tell Dirk I want to see his dick real soon." I grin imagining Karkat's face
"WHA-GOG-I- FUCKING SHIT NO!" He splutters
"You promised." I laugh and hang up. I toss it to Kanaya and nod to Gamzee, "I'm taking him in Rose's car."
"Very well. You're heading to the hospital too right?" She asks
"Yeah…" I nod, "I gotta package to deliver…" I smirk thinking about Dirk… and a package to receive… I grin and pick Gamzee up before flashing down the stairs and to the car. I drive out and smile thinking of what's to come.
Karkat better deliver my message.