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that fluffynness.
that smut.
that feels.
ITS GREATMAZING *-*
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Dave Sleepyhead Strider, I woke up with Dirk kissing my neck and nuzzled up against me. I wrap my arms around him and squeeze until he raises his head to look at me. I kiss him softly and smile, "Good morning beautiful." I yawn and he kisses my cheek.
"Mmm, g'morning..." He sighs against my face, "How do you feel?" I roll my shoulder and crack my neck.
I smile and sit up to look at my shoulder, the bruise is dark, but Dirk's love bites are darker. I smirk, "I feel great." I point to his mark on my neck, "Never better."
"You ready for your sponge bath?" I see him smirk through the light from the window.
"It's like 3:45 AM... So yeah, sure." I shrug
"Well if we hadn't gotten such a work out at 7 we would've gone to bed at a normal time..." He smirks as I stand up and lead him to the door, I peek out into the hall but Bro's sneakers aren't here, guess he's still at work...
"Dirk, you started... and 'finished' our work out this time... not me." I smirk back while we walk to the bathroom.
"You weren't complaining." He shrugs
"Who would? They'd be damn crazy to go all the way to a hot naked blondie on top only to go 'nah, you're blue-balled'? that'd be a dick move... like the biggest dick move. We'd have to rename Moby Dick to something smaller cause that guy became the biggest dick." I rant watching Dirk smile at the more insanely ironic bits and I reach out to hold his hand. "Let's get cleaned up..."
"Lead the way." He smiles before I open the bathroom and he sits me down, "Ah ah, I gotta set this up so you have a sponge bath..." He grins a bit and starts filling the tub. He grabs the bubblebath and sets up the biggest bubbliest bath ever. Then he grabs my hand and lays me down, crouching outside the tub he grabs Bro's ironically rainbow loofah and suds it up. He wipes me down softly and I letout a sigh while he rubs out all the stiffness from my legs and arms.
"Get in here Dirk... I'm lonely..." I pout and he smirks before stepping in behind me, rubbing my back and kissing my neck.
"Mmm, feel better Dave?" He coos while massaging my back
"Ah, yes." I sigh while he dips lower to my hips, rubbing the sides and moving towards my thighs. "Diiiiirk" I moan softly as he cups my crotch and leans his face into my neck.
"Yes Dave?" He jokes innocently like his hand isn't on my shaft.
"M-move..." I groan while he just squeezes and releases me. I rub against his hand while I drape my arms behind and over his shoulders. "Please?" I pout and rub against his own shaft behind me.
"Gog Dave..." He groans and I smirk I rub against him again and I feel him by my entrance. I grind on him harder before I feel his hand tighten around my shaft and his other grab my nipple. He starts pumping me fast and all thought just flew out the window.
"FUCK!" I growl as he pumps me hard and fast while grind against my ass hard. His hand tweaks my nipple, pulling and pinching before he moves to the other. Dirk's hand is soapy against my aching member and he suddenly lets go. I whine but his hands move to my hips and turn me around so I'm straddling him as best I can in the tub.
"Shit Dave... you look so beautiful right now..." He grabs us together and pumps viciously, biting my neck as he does so.
"Oh Jegus! Yeeees" I hiss out, I grab his hair with both my hands and pull him off my collarbone to kiss him. I grind hard against his hand while his other helps me stay in place while groping my ass. I rut against him hard and let one of my hands join his to rub us. I jerk my hand on his shaft and work my hand to rub his slit then down to his base where I grab his whole package and squeeze.
"FUCK" Dirk moans thrusting harder into my hand. I grin at his voice getting hoarse and lick his neck, lightly nipping at his adams apple. He pumps me faster and I copy, "Dave I'm gonna-"
"Me too... now." I whisper and release into his hand.
"Daaave." I kiss him as he moans my name while we ride this out, I grind trying to make it last before I'm empty and can put more effort into the kiss. "That was great..." He grins
"Mmm I've hade better" I smirk, "Like yesterday...the cupcakes..." I lick my lips while Dirk's eye get hazy remembering.
"We should get more... and more flavors too..." He grins devilishly
"Definitely." I nod and kiss his nose. "Let's go back to bed so we got energy for... today's date..." I smile.
"Mmm okay." He smiles and stands up grabbing my red towel and drying himself lightly before me. I towel off a little and pull him into my arms. He hugs back and looks at me. "Dave?"
"Hey Dirk..." I start before I stop... "Let's go to my room first." I open the door and quickly swing low kick Dirk and grab him. Flash stepping to my room as I hear Bro's key turn in the door. I lock my door and lay Dirk in bed and whisper, "be right back." before I put my boxers on and flash back to the kitchen. "Sup Bro?"
"Not much little man, grand opening was so good we had an even bigger crowd today." He looked up and I saw his smirk die a bit before he was emotionless. "Dave?"
"Yeah?"
"Why're you covered in bruises and a neck bandage?" He points, shit I should've remembered a shirt...
"They're love bites not bruises."
"I know the fucking difference little man." He glares through his shades. "Spill."
"I had a strife." I shrug
"Dave Michelle Strider, who did that to you?"
"Ben Stiller?" I shrug again
"Dave..."
"A crazy juggalo off his meds." I half-explain
He looks at me before nodding, knowing that's all I'd want to reveal right now, "Did you win?"
"I did... we all did I think." I half grin from the memory of everyone's feels jam.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah just a scratch, Rose was being overly cautious." I sigh
"...Alright fine... but don't worry me little man." Bro sighs, he ruffles my hair and goes to get a beer from the fridge. "Now get back to your boyfriend." He smirks
"Not my boyfriend... yet." I wink and walk back to my room.
"Good for you dude." I hear him chuckle before going to the sofa for some shitty movie marathon or an anime triathalon. I go to my room and see Dirk with his boxers on looking out the moonlit filled window, I sneak to my camera and snap a picture. He turns and smiles shyly at the camera, I snap another before he flashes to me and pushes it down to kiss me.
"Miss me?" I ask
"Yeah, more than you missed me." He smiled
"That's a fucking lot..." I smile back before capchalouging my camera. I put my arms around his neck and lean in to kiss him softly.
"So what were you saying earlier?" He asks when I break for air.
"Ah, I just wanted to say I love you is all." I shrug before kissing him while he's shocked. Then he starts kissing back and even harder now we're having sloppy makeouts on my floor because he hasn't let me go so he just laid me down on my red carpeted floor. I groan as his tongue forces its way in my mouth and he hums before moving back.
"Dave I love you too... so damn much."
"Even though it's only been... fuck like 3 days?"
"It feels like we've known each other for forever...lives, alternate ones... I don't know but I feel this connection." Dirk whispers
"So do I..." I kiss him hard before I pull away, "Gog I love you... be mine Dirk..." I hold him to me hard and I feel him tighten his arms around me.
"I already am." He sighs
"And I'm yours." I assure him, "now let's get to bed so I can hold my lover in my arms."
"Damn straight..." He smiles and pulls me up with him. We climb in bed and I cuddle his face off before finally dozing off, letting Dirk be the one to hold me now.
I'm on a purple planet, I look down and I see myself wearing some red pajamas with a red gear on them. "The fuck?" I grumble I look and see all the "trolls" only they are grey and their hair's black...And are those fucking horns? I see Rose wearing something other than black and pink... John's wearing some ridiculous ass hoodie. Next to him is a dog-anime looking Jade... "Guys? what's going on?" None of them seem to notice me and I see they're all staring up in horror now.
I see a dark blue-clad Roxy and some beige dressed girly-John... and some dorky boy-Jade in gold panties up in the sky. The ladies are falling toward us.
"Nanna!" John yells and jumps up flying to catch his lady-look a like. Jade's screaming at the gold wearing dude and Rose's caught Roxy. I see Dirk, wearing purple poofy pants and...
Oh
OH GOG NO...
He's not flying, the boy-Jade's hand is in his chest and bloods pouring down, the ropes of blood are flowing out of Dirk.
"DIRK!" I scream and I start to fly towards them. The ropes of blood wrap around my neck, choking me. They wrap all over me, but I cut them, yet more come.
"Da...ve..." Dirk coughs
"DIRK! Hold on!"
"You can't escape the Miles... Failure Knight..." The boy-Jade has a giant green-skulled dude behind him. He drops Dirk and he falls.
"DIIIIIIRK!" I yell, I see him hit the ground and he's fucking smiling... "Dirk... no... NO! I can save you! I just need more time..." I feel something in me change but then the boy-Jade looks up and laughs with blood on his face and tears streaming from his deep green eyes.
"Time? You're all out of time chap... for the Prince no longer has his heart." He holds his hand up and shows me what he's holding... Its dripping the red miles that are holding me and I realize it's Dirk's heart...
"Gah!" I pant and wake up, I look around and see Dirk's still holding me. I sigh and brush my hair with my hand. Gog it was just a dream... I sit up and just look at Dirk. I kiss his cheek and pull the sheet to check his chest... no blood, not even a scratch; just my kiss marks. I feel myself sigh with relief and kiss Dirk again. Its... 8:00 on the dot. Bet Vriska would like that... I sit up and decide to get some clothes on, figure if I'm dressed I won't jump Dirk as much... and we can actually go out. I grab my record long-sleeve shirt and some black jeans, changing into some black boxers with gears. I slip my clothes on and turn back to the bed, Dirk's sitting up and staring at me. "Like the show?" I smirk
"Oh yeah, be better in reverse though." He shrugs.
"We'll get to that tonight I'm sure." I smile and flash to him, leaning down to kiss him.
"So where we going for our date anyway?" He asks
"Secret."
"Aw that's not cool."
"Oh it's totally cliche, which makes it ironic..." I smirk
"You little shit." He smirks back
"Don't hate." I grin and kiss him again, leaning further down to lay him on his back and stroke his chest. I break away and smile at his dazed face. "Don't be mad, I know you'll like it." I assure him and stand back up. "Now let's go get breakfast." I hold out my hand and lift him from bed, "Get some of my clothes while I go talk to Bro." He nods and gives me a small peck on the lips. I flash away before I decide 'fuck it' and keep him locked in the bedroom all day. I get to Bro's room but he's left me an orange inked note.
"Have fun, I got a text from Rose, take the truck and cash in the blender. Remember: "before you go in between his thighs you be sure to condom-ize" Love you little man. -Bro" next to a ironically twenty layers of tape wrapped truck key was another (or same) box of condoms. I sigh and smile before ripping the key and box off his door. I slip Bro's note into my wallet and rip the tape off the key while I grab the money he left in the blender. I write 'thanks' on his dry erase board on the fridge and flash back to my room. Dirk's dressed in my black tee with the red heart and his pair of ripped jeans.
"We good?" He asked
"Yeah, Bro just left me a note, we got his truck for the day." I grin
"Sugoi."
"Yeah, pretty rad of him." I nod, "Rose gave him the heads up."
"Holy shit her powers are crazy." Dirk shakes his head.
"Yeah... but helpful I guess." I shrug and grab his hand while slipping on my converse. "Let's go."
"Totally" He holds my hand harder while we walk downstairs and I put him in Bro's flame decaled truck. I drive us to Someplace and get Nanna Quinn to buy us some cinnamon rolls and more apple fritters to go.
"Here sweetie, these are on the house too. Have fun on your date! Hoo hoo hoo!" She smiled while pushing me out of the store With way more food than I bought..
"I never said it was a date!" I smirked back
"But I know it is deary! Can't fool this ol' detective! Hoo hoo hoo!" She giggled and waved at Dirk in the car. "Love and be loved deary..." She smiled
"I already am... and do." I sigh
"Well? Then get to 'im! Don't make a handsome man wait!" Nanna Quinn smiled brightly and went back inside her shop. I shake my head and get in the car.
"Yeah no prob, I'm all good mom... I'm... on a date. Yeah, yeah Roxy and Rose both know him... Yes I'm sure they approve! Okay... I will... Love you too, Bye." He hung up his cell and sighed, "Jegus..."
"What's up?" I asked while I threw the food in the back seat next to the blankets.
"Oh well mom was giving me a check in since she's on call all weekend at the hospital. Rose is there volunteering and she let slip that I'd be out today." He smiled
"That's weird?"
"Kinda, I usually just stay in, work on my bots... maybe throw down a few new beats or draw but I'd barely leave my room. Let alone the complex." He shrugs
"Hmm same actually... I would update my beats, maybe write some ill rhymes and play shitty video games. One time I was too lazy to go out and skateboard I did it inside my old apartment." I chuckled "Had to scrub skid marks off the kitchen counters before we moved."
"So where we headed?" Dirk asks looking out the window.
"Nuh uh, secret." I smirk
"Aw c'mon..." He pouts, fuck he shouldn't be able to look so cute...
"No way man." I grin
"I have ways of making you talk..." He ironically quotes in a bad Russian accent
"Yeah? Like a laser up my crot-AH" I groan as his hand full on palms me over my pants.
"Something like that..." He grins
"Di-rk... dude I'm driving..."
"Hmm... drive safe then." He smirks before rubbing me, "Where are we going?"
"Su-fuck- surp- prise..." I pant as he works his beat makers over my pants. He unbuttons them with his fingers before letting them slip in, just into the waistband to tickle the small patch of blond hair I had. "Dirk..." I whine, I drive us toward an alley and park the car. I unbuckle my seatbelt before tackling him against his window and grinding down against him hard. "We're not gonna be able to go on the date if you do this teasing bullshit..." I growl against his neck before gripping his hair and kissing him heatedly.
"Dave we can't do this shit here... We'll get caught." He whimpered as I thrust against him.
"We'll be late if we get caught... Try not to moan too loud." I smirk nipping his neck while I rutted against him.
"I- oh gog- I can live with a de-ah-delay..." He gasps before I lean down and undo his belt and pull his pants down with his boxers before I suck him hard. "DAVE!" He groans as I just move back and forth letting him touch the back of my throat. He's biting his lip and trying to stop the moans from coming so I stroke him at the same time "Oh Jegus fuck... I'm gonna blow man." He groans and I feel his precum on my tongue; I pull back and lick the slit before I suck him harder, working my tongue around him. "DAAAAAAVE!" He groans before I drink his seed and sit up.
"Don't tease..." I grin "Or I'll take us someplace more public."
"Fucking hell..." He gasps, he pulls me to hug him before he turns us so I'm on my back. "Payback..." He grabs me and strokes the slit with his finger softly.
"Dirk..." I groan, "We got tonight... you don't have-" I get cut off my him kissing me. I hold his head to mine while we kiss, he's still stroking me and now his tongue is pushing through my lips so I draw it in and suck on it. "Dirk" I moan when he breaks for air.
"I wann do this..." He gasps before he takes me in his mouth and fuck its warm.
"Mmm Dirk..." I sigh as I thread my hands into his hair and thrust in his mouth gently. "So good Babe..." I whisper, he moans at "babe" and the vibrations kill me. I release with a moan and he keeps sucking and lapping at me until my high comes down. He sits up and we kiss softly for a bit before we straighten out and I start driving again.
"Sooo where we going?" Dirk smirks
I sigh and just chuckle before I point to the pier. "Over there."