Dave Morning-after Strider here... Holy shit last night... was awesome. I keep my eyes closed as I remember everything that happened. I open my eyes and look at Dirk sleeping on my chest and smile at all the love bites on his back. I lightly trace his back and hum happily, watching him stir softly. I kiss the top of his head and see his eyes open. "Good morning sexy" I purr

"Mmm, hey handsome." He rasps and nuzzles my neck before pulling my face to his. I kiss him softly and let my hands roam his back and chest, before grazing his plush rump. I pull back befor I start anything,

"How do you feel?" I ask knowing he could be sore.

"Nothing bad, I feel... like jelly." He sighs and sits up straddling me to stretch. "Kinda loose and tight at the same time..." He moans as his back cracks lightly. I groan and pull him down to kiss him senseless. I dip my tongue in as soon as I touch his lips and suck his tongue into my mouth. I hear him moan and I thrust upward a bit, rubbing us again. He gasps, "Wait... what- what time is it?"

"5:57 am." I groan answering with my internal clock and keep rutting against him.

"W-we got school..." Dirk moans

"Fuck that in particular." I growl, I grab his full on hard erection and stroke firmly, "You really wanna leave?"

"N-no but..." He pants, I let him go and stop moving to tease him. I hear his whine

"But what Dirk?" and smirk at his frustrated face. He grins and pins my hands above my head.

"But I want to ride you..." He lets one of his hands roam down my chest, tweaking one of my hard nubs and lightly scratching down my abs.

"Shit Dirk, if you wanna make it to school, move the fuck along." I groan

"Still so impatient... oh well." He leans down to suck on my neck and his hand grabs my member softly, stroking it and leaning over me, looking down at me. "Lube?" He grins I nod to the bedside table and watch him grab it and... What the shit when did condoms get in there? They were only in my sylladex... Bro's been in here... Fuck. I look around for a sec trying to see if he put any smuppets, Saw puppets, or even Lil' Cal in here. I don't see any... I snap out of it as Dirk rolls a condom on me and lubes me up.

"Shouldn't I prep you?" I grunt and he strokes my lubed self and grins.

"We're good." He moans and positions me at his entrance. He slowly lowers himself on me and I groan at the heat and strangling friction on my dick.

"Fuck Dirk..." I moan, "So good..." He slowly lets me go in deeper and finally I seated in him. I feel him wiggle slightly and thrust into him once to tease him.

"AH! Gog yes..." He hisses and immediatly rises up to sink back down, his hand is loose around my wrist so I bat it away and grab his hips helping him slam down on me faster. I thrust up to meet his hips and moan as he arches his back and tightens around me.
I grab his hips and make him open his legs a little wider and sit up to bring him down hard and kiss him. I swallow his screams as I pull him down and buck up.

"Shit Dirk, babe..." I groan into his neck as he rolls his hips and I grind into him and brush his prostate.

"Right there..." He gasps and bounces down on me harder and grinds against me. I feel what little control I had left snap and thrust even harder into him, making him lose balance and put his arms around me. I thrust into him and grab his member between us and stroke quickly, trying not to go over before him. "D-Dave... I gonna-Ah... gonna" He pants

"Do it." I murmur before kissing him, feeling his release hit my chest and hand. He shudders and tightens around me so much I lose it and empty myself inside him. We grind lightly to keep the orgasm going, kissing each other softly before I lay Dirk down and pull out, cleaning myself and him up a bit. I sigh and lie down too, holding his hand. "We need a shower..."

"Hah... maybe we should just skip..." He suggests

"You sure?" I ask, "I thought you said Spades was crazy on the whole skipping thing."

"Feh, you're injured and my ass has been pounded into an alternate dimension... but yeah he is..." He sighs, "And this month is Mr. Vantas's month of detention duty... you do NOT want to hear his lectures. Karkats said its "better to get a sickle down the protein chute than listen to that pretentious sound nook-whiffer speak for and hour and a half!" so... let's just go in late I guess..." He shrugs

"Let's get a shower, and we'll wing it from there." I stand up and watch Dirk rise and have the perfect poker face on as he walks to my shower. I flash step to check for Bro, but he's asleep in his room, I can hear the soft snoring. "C'mon." I whisper and turn on the lights and start the water in the shower. After it warms up I pull Dirk in and hold him under the spray for a moment before I start to wash him and myself. We have sloppy-soapy make outs for a bit before I cut the water and wrap ourselves with some towels. I see he's not limping so much now and smirk. I slap his ass lightly and flash to my room.

"Dave!" He hisses as he tackles me face down on the bed, and his naked self on top of my back. "Mmm... I'm gonna get some clothes to wear, I'll be right back."

"Just wear mine Dirk..." I groan as he wiggles off me with nothing but a towel loosely around his hips.

"The clothes are for you." He replies and flashes out of my room up the fire escape. I groan and grab him my red jeans, a white tee with a spade suit, and my gear-printed hoodie. I hear the faint buzz from the pocket and reach in to read my text messages. First was definitely Karkat's...

HEY DOUCHE-WHIFF WE'RE ALL SKIPPING TO SEE TAVROS COME OUT OF SURGERY SO EXTRACT YOURSELF FROM AN EQUALLY INSUFFERABLE BLONDE AND GET OVER TO THE HOSPITAL BY 8! NOT A GOG DAMNED SECOND LATE "MR. KNIGHT OF TIME" !

I chuckle at his rage voice flooding my head and see TZ's and Vriska's

H3Y COOL K1D W3'R3 GO1NG TO S33 T4VROS! G3T YOUR CH3RRY R3D S3LF H3R3! K4RKL3S WON'T SHUT UP! :]

Daaaaaaaave! Tavros is like soooooooo shy s8 he w8n't ask but w8 need t8 g8 see him!

HeY bRo, TaV-bRo Is AlL uP aNd GoInG tO bE wItH uS aGaIn SoOn... HoNk So GeT yOuR mIrAcLoUs ReD fEeLs BrO tO jOiN uS! :0)

hey a22hat ii got u2 "excu2ed" from 2chool 2o dont blow our cover by goiing two cla22

I laughed at how this was all working out so well, and felt Dirk's arms wrap around me.

"What's so funny Dave?" He murmured in my ear before putting his chin on my shoulder to read my messages I held up for him. "Oh wow, he's still asleep?" He smirked "So the smiles because it's all so damn perfect how we're skipping school anyway?"

"Damn you must be getting Rose's seering shit, all up in my head." I chuckle

"Actually, your 'head' was all up in me..." He purrs before grabbing the clothes I got him and quickly changing into them before tossing me mine. I pulled on some black jeans, a flame printed orange and black tee and a thin jacket with orange wings on the back. I dressed and kissed Dirk before nodding to the kitchen, I grabbed us some fruit juice and pop tarts and walked back to my room. I saw Dirk staring at the still mostly dark sky. "Dave, come upstairs real fast." He then went out the window and beckoned me to follow. I captcha'd the food and juice and flashed up the stairs.

"What's up Dirk?" I look around hoping this wasn't a "surprise! After sex strife!" thing and saw him sitting on the radiator near the edge. I climbed up and sat next to him, he kept staring straight, "Dir-"

"Look..." he pointed and I saw the sun start to rise. The dark sky was lightening from blue black to light purples and pinks and the clouds reflecting shapes and a soft gold color.

"Whoa..." I exhale

"You should see the night sky... so many stars..." He sighs

"Yeah... it's a date..." I smile and hug him so his head lies on my shoulder for a bit. "Love you Dirk..."

"Love you too..." He grins before nuzzling my neck and planting a soft kiss to the side.

"Diiiirk" I groan, "We gotta go see the trolls and such..."

"What time is it?" He nips my collar bone as he asks and I can barely feel out the time...

"It's... ah 6:59..." I moan as he moves his hand on my denim covered self.

"We got time..." He smirks before crashing our lips together and straddle me. I rut against him harder and moan as he moves perfectly with me.

"Mmm babe... no lube..." I groan out when we finally stop for breath.

"Aww... Daaaave..." He overly pouts looking over his shades at me.

"I promise you'll feel good..." I grin and lower myself to his pants button.

"I ah... always do with you Dave..." He whispers

AN: Hello dear Ironically Sugoi fans! I have some quick annoncements!

1: Tomorrow I will upload 2 yes 2 (if not 3) chapters at a time! My campus was buried under snow and my laptop still rests in shitty technology heaven, where all geeks are hot and can actually reformat my processors (COUGH FUCKING COUGH BESTBUY SUCKS COUGH!) so, I have been working on wordpad, without internet, and WAS going to be updating it now instead on teasing you all with this shitty as fuck Author's note (Which will be deleted and added to the bottom of my last chapter tomorrow) but I want you all to know some shit:

1: This story is not wrapping up yet, shit may or may not be about to go down…

2: A lovely fan has asked to do a collaborative work with me, it's a Alice in Wonderland Parody that I was tossing around in my head, if any of you have suggestions, I'd love to hear them, and I may use some or they may then inspire my wickedly convoluted mind to do something else with it. I call it *dududududuuuuuuum!* Striders in Wonderland so look forward to mine and Samberley's hard as hell work to come!

3: I have decided that I may want to practice on new ships so if you have any to suggest, even for Striders in Wonderland or just a short story hit me up! LOOK FORWARD TO TOMORROWS DELUGE OF 2/3 CHAPTERS!

KUROHANA OUT!