GoggleHeadOtaku:
D1rk go1ng to th3 bach3lor party would b3 fr1gg1n awkward. 3sp3c1ally 1f Dav3 go3s too, wh1ch h3 probably would.
-Man do I have a future showdown coming!
vocalspaz88:
Hey, it's me! I wanted to say i like the general idea of the story, the chemistry between striders, the unspoken game and all. The excess characters tend to get confusing, though, and distract from the main story line. other than that, you've got some potential and i hope you keep up the good work!
-Thank you for taking the time to review my story, I hope you kept reading! I understand that having everyone in is a lot, but just like in the real Homestuck though, I want them all in because they're going to be little peices to my puzzle. So thank you! :)
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On to the Irony:
Dave Iron Chef Strider here, I'm watching Bro and Dirk play some video games while I start making dinner. I sigh as I cut the tomatoes. I reach for the salt and I feel something touch my ass, glancing down I choke out in surprise.
"Mother fuck!" I kick Lil Cal off of me, I glare up as Bro catches him
"Hey Lil man, lay off Cal, he just missed you." He smirked
"Fuck that, you just used him to cheat during the thumb war." I glare
"Dave if you just paid attention you wouldn't of been bested. But hey, whatever helps you sleep." Bro chuckled and headed to his room with a peace out to Dirk, I turned around with a huff to the fridge, I opened the door expecting to grab the swords when:
SMUPPET
ASS
Literally Ice cold plush rump all up and in my face.
"BRO!" I shouted "How the fuck do you expect me to cook?!" I growled Dirk came in the room and laughed before he cocked his head.
"Uh Dave?"
"Yeah?" I huffed
"When'd he put those in there? We put away the groceries and you never left..." Dirk trailed off glancing into the hallway Bro disappeared down and looked back at me, "Your Bro's a ninja isn't he?"
"That would explain a couple of things..." I shrug, "If you can't think of an answer drop it, that's best with Bro." I smirk and go back to the pasta, "You like spicy or regular?"
"Spicy is fine." Dirk replies closer to me than I thought. His arms wrap around my shoulders and he kisses my neck, "So what're you making?"
"Chicken rose`, it's pasta." I explain while I flip the chicken in my pan and add the sauce. "Bout 10 more minutes babe." I smile and turn my head to kiss him. "Wanna go pick out a movie?"
"Sure... so about earlier..." he trailed
"Earlier?" I ask
"Yeah, about the bachelor party and shit..." He went on, "What do you wanna do?"
"Which ever you're more comfortable with, I don't really know them so I figured you me and Roxy getting our drink on with Jane if anything... but whatever's best for you." I shrug, "Hell, I can get 'horribly ill' right before the wedding and we can skip it." I joke
"Hmm... that's a good backup plan..." Dirk smirks and hugs me tighter, "Thanks D." He whispers
"'D' huh? I know you want it, but eat dinner first... speaking of, can you get the garlic bread?" I nod to the oven while I move to toss the pasta.
"Got it." Dirk smiles, "And I'll take some D-ssert later" he teased lightly blowing on my neck before turning to slice the bread.
"I'll be sure to get you some whipped cream." I quip
"With a cherry on top?" He gasped ironically
"Oh yeah, plenty of cherries had over here." I smirk leaning in.
"So can the teenage pillow talk wait until after dinner, or do Cal and I need to go out to eat?" Bro asked from the hallway
"Bro! Get the ever loving fuck out!" I groan, turning back to toss the pasta in the sauce.
"Hey man, I just want some dinner, didn't ask for blonde boys gone mildly-wild in my kitchen." Bro smirked
"Uh hey Mr. Stri-" Dirk nodded
"Dude, Bro. Just Bro, sit man." Bro smirked sitting with Cal on his right. "So Dave told me about your beats man, they're pretty ill."
"Whoa, shit... thanks." Dirk smiled and sat, they went into talking, while Bro mostly made his own mixes Dirk liked to remix different medias of music while adding his own mix to the plays. Even singing the lyrics himself. I nod along while letting the sauce bubble. I start to beatbox along with Bro's and Dirk starts to drum along the table. Dirk starts to hum along and I open my mouth to start rapping.
"Ding dogn bois!" Roxy bounced in with Rose behind. Roxy held up a bottle of wine and Rose held up sparkling apple cider.
"Hello Strider boys and brother, Roxy smelled the food and exclaimed,"
"Needs sum wine and ladeis! *Ladies" Roxy shouted Bro chuckled and moved Cal to lay on his back
"C'mere Rox, lets drink some wine." Bro smirked I glanced at Roxy and saw her cheeks tinge pink. I'm pretty sure she wasn't even tipsy.
"Rose, my girl, is that really just fancy aj?" I grin dishing out the pasta.
"Yes, Dave 'fancy' apple juice, with bubbles even." Rose smirked, "I do apologize for the abrupt entry, but I expected you made enough."
"Really, you didn't just knoe Rose?" Dirk smiled
"Whatever eases your mind before your nightly reclusion Dirk." She quipped back
"She just dapperly burn you dude?" Bro grinned
"Man she pulls her sophistocated word out like a damn whip." I chuckled giving out everyone's bowls and Dirk setting down the bread. I turned for some glasses and Dirk kissed my neck from behind while grabbing the silverware. I smile before wiping it off and turning toward the ladies (and Bro). "Food's up, dig in." I grab some bread and Dirk filled my glass. "Thanks babe." I mumble as I kiss his forhead.
"Dabe! This is so good!" Roxy smiled holding up her glass, "you godda try it with dis. Gotta." She fixed
"I'm okay. I got-" I started
"It's cool little man, it's the shit with this wine." Bro nodded to the food and went back to chatting with Roxy on floor plans, I grabbed the wine and tried a sip.
"Huh, that's not bad." I nod, "Want some Dirk?" He nodded so I leant in and kissed him. I brushed our lips softly but his tongue darted into my mouth and I moved into him before something hit my head.
"None of that at the table boys." Bro smirked
"Awww Bru they're gonna have blonde shaded babies!" Roxy cooed
"I cannot wait to see that myself." Rose smiled
"Haven't you already?" I smirk
"Mmmaybe." Rose giggles and I glance at Dirk who's looking overly innocent.
"What'd you do?"
"Oh nothing... Mommy Dave." Dirk chokes out
"HA!" Bro snorted, "Dave... a mommy..." he chuckled while Roxy went into a fit of giggles.
"I'm not breast feeding, I gotta keep this hot bod for work." I joke
"Aw Dave think of the children" Dirk grins
"Then you can give up your career, and raise the kids." I huff, "I'm not slaving over a hot stove for the rest of my life!" I smirk Dirk and I start quipping back and forth about our baby's future with Rose demanding to be godmother and adding little facts. We finished dinner before Bro sighed loudly
"Okay okay okay, enough of that. How's the Nitram dude doing anyway?" Bro asked
"He's going to be good, he's been healing really well already and Gamzee's been texting us every 12 minutes with updates and smiley faces." Dirk grinned
"Well with our day of playing hooky, I have to go help Kanaya with her fashion classwork again. I'll be departing, she'll be here in a moment."
"How'd you kno that? Yer phone isn't her. Here." Roxy asked
"She just does." Dirk and I said. I grin at him and put our dishes in the sink. "Your turn Bro. Night Rose." I wave, she nods and left the room. Bro shooed us out talking about new drinks Roxy could make. I tugged Dirk to the roof with his hand in mine and the apple cider in the other. "C'mon." I grin I pulled him up and we sat looking at the stars and sharing the cider.
"This is great..." Dirk smiled, his head on my shoulder.
"What?" I ask
"This. You... Earlier..." He sighed
"Earlier?" I ask
"Y'know joking about our future kids with our family."
"Dirk, that future's not a joke... It's a plan. I know we can't exactly give birth but I do think we'd be kick ass parents." I squeeze his side, "We have all the time to plan this shit out and then get this happily ever after on the way."
"I think it already is." Dirk raised his head and leant in kissing me. "Dave... I love you."
"I know." I smirk, he punches my arm so I pull him down with me, him on top. "I love you too babe." I reply kissing his lips softly. I look up and smile, "shooting stars..."
"Oh... wow" He smiles, I watched his lips twitch, trying not to smile but not doing so well. "It's beautiful."
"Second best view..." I sigh
"What's first?" I grin and take his shades off. "Guess." Dirk just sighed and leaned down to lay on my chest.
"Sap" He whispers
"Only for you." I sigh, stroking his hair and humming.