So the ninth chapter.

I hope y'all enjoyed the date.

Review's please and thank you! :3

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Chapter Nine. The Sex Talk and Other Things

I took Sam home, by flight, after the date; we were a half an hour early of her curfew. I kissed her lightly but sweetly on the lips. She blushed so hard. Then she went inside, I left. I went back into ghost form and flew back to the date sight and cleaned up; bringing everything back home. Before I went into my house, I landed a block away and went back into my human form and walked home. I was quickly greeted by my father, I wasn't even halfway up the stairs before he came bursting through the front door, shouting and being obnoxious, like usual.

"Danny!" He shouted. "How was the date? Did you have sex with her?"

I stared at him, amazed that he had no sense of embarrassment. "The date was great. And no, I did not have sex with her." I answered. With my small size, well small compared to my dad, I easily went around him and into the living room. I went into the kitchen, where my mom was sitting at the table I put the stuff down. I went through the cupboards looking for a big bowl.

"Danny, why did you run away?" My dad asked just as I found a bowl with a lid.

"I didn't run away." I said turning around. "The stuff was getting heavy and I needed to put it down." I continued going over to the table.

"Danny we need to talk to you." My mom said, finally speaking.

"Are you pregnant also?" I asked point blank, thinking of Sam's mom.

"Sam's pregnant! How long have you two been sleeping with each other!?" My dad shouted.

"Danny we are very disappointed in you." My mother said.

"Sam's mom is pregnant, that's the only reason why I asked. If you don't believe me, as Mrs. Manson."

"Oh, that's a relief!" My dad said.

"I am not pregnant Danny." My mother said. I took the moo shu vegetable and poured it into the bowl. "But we do need to talk to you about sex and where babies come from." She said with a soothing, motherly, voice.

"Talk while I do this please." I said as politely as I could.

"Fair enough." My mom said as I opened up a random box, ended up being the plain fried rice. "Sex is something to not take lightly." She began and I poured the rice with the moo shu vegetable. "There is a strong possibility that whomever you are sleeping with, may get pregnant and or transfer of an STD. STD's are sextuall transmitted diseases. Some are curable. Some are not. The ones that are not curable, they are with you for the rest of your life; some of these will kill you in the end." My mother took a break, and with that, I went over to a drawer and got out a spatula, and went back over to the table. My mother continued as I began to stir the two things together. "If your partner does get pregnant, that is eighteen years of responsibility and putting another person's needs ahead of your own. Your life will never be as your expect it to be, especially if you have a kid, when you are still a kid yourself." I grabbed another box and poured its contents into the bowl; I began stirring.

"Danny, if you are going to have sex, wear a condom, even if the girl is on birth control." My dad said solemnly; odd for his usual demeanor. "She may claim that she is on birth control but may not really be on it."

"Yeah, it's called a trap." I said as I took another box and pour it into the bowl. "When a female does that, she wants to make sure that the guy remains next to her."

"How do you know about that?" My mother asked, sounding surprised.

"Health one and two and my school; both required classes to graduate." I answered, taking the white rice and dumping it into the bowl. "Health one goes over everything and health two goes over everything but in much greater detail. Everything you are telling me, I already know. Also, I'm not planning on having sex until my potential partner and I are both ready."

"Why such a wait?" My dad asked; he seemed disappointed. My mom glared at him.

"I'm in no rush to lose my virginity. That's why." My mom looked relieved when I said that. My dad suddenly stood up and took my hands.

"This is for you just in case that day may come a little sooner," He pulled out a box of condoms and handed them to me. My mom looked pissed yet also relieved. "Do you know how to put them on?"

"Yes, I do." My parents were shocked by this. "They used a banana to show us how to put a condom on." Again, my parents looked relieved.

"Well, Danny, since you know so much. We no longer need to have this conversation." My mother said, getting up.

I felt like my mom just slapped me in the face. "Weren't you going to talk about where babies come from?" I asked.

My dad looked at me with a raised eyebrow. "Yes, we were. But, like your mother said, since you know so much about this topic we are done."

"I know where babies come from, but I don't know the details after conception." I said, still feeling the sting of their words. I knew a lot but I didn't know everything. Besides that, before I even took health one and two, Jazz gave me that talk.

The both sat down again as I began to stir.

"Danny, we just want you safe." My mother said in a motherly way.

"And teen pregnancy free. Those teens on MTV are not setting a good example." My dad said.

"That is why Tucker and I nicknamed MTV to Maternity Television." Thinking about Tucker squeezed at my heart. Why was Tucker doing the things that he was doing?

"Do you watch those shows?" My mom asked.

"No. We don't. We don't watch MTV at all." I answered. We usually just play video games or ghost hunting. I wanted us to move on with a different subject.

"What do you two do all the time?" My dad asked. "If you guys are bored you can always join me and your mother for ghosting hunting."

"That sounds like a great idea honey!" My mom stood up, with a smile, as she spoke.

"It is a great idea because it involves ghosts!" He spoke with a loud tone of voice.

To my surprise, they both left and went down into the basement, talking about ghosts.

"Thanks guys." I mumbled as I put the lid on my Chinese food concoction. This was a sure fire way that no one else will eat the food. The wontons were anyone's game. Because I didn't really want them, I got them because I didn't know Sam would want them or not. "Tomorrow is going to be awkward." I said with a smile.

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I know. I know. It's a short chapter. But hey, you guys got two in one day; three within a week. So it is all good.

Does anyone else think that Danny's parents are a little bit on the ditzy side, especially Jack, in the show? I tried making them like that. I'm not sure if I did it successfully. I hope I did okay.

Also, BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT; finals of my two classes are both due Monday! They are take home finals and I currently want to bang my head against the wall because one of my teachers is a fucking dingaling and can't teach for shit. Mr. Lancer is a better teacher to me than this one. So, I will be busy with those and I'm putting all my efforts into making this 'A' papers; once classes are over, I will start writing again. :3

Anywho, please review. Thank you if you do.