Molly was sat in the med tent feeing fed up. 2 section had been taking the piss all week. By faking injuries and going to her with the most pathetic excuses for injuries. Today she had had nude-nut walked in to a post and pretended to be knocked out and when Jackie had rushed over to see If he was all right he grabbed her for a kiss.

Jackie took this in her stride and called out to molly

"Hey molly get me the emergency mouthwash"

Fingers had gone in with a paper-cut acting as if someone had cut his whole hand off. How he had got this was beyond molly as he had been assigned to clearing up the kitchen tent. Molly had had enough with the way they were acting so prepared a cleaning solution with a difference it was salt water.

"What the fucking hell was in that" was the response that was thrown back at her.

"Oh get a grip fingers it is a paper cut. Me baby brother has a better pain threshold than you and he is 2"

Molly was filling out the reports that she was obliged to do when any of the solders visited the med tent cursing two section as she went. She knew that they were fake Injuries but she had to take them all seriously when Charles walked in on her. He stood there for a few moments listening to her curses.

"Ahem … Private Dawes" he said with a smile.

"Sir" Molly jumped round.

"I need you to look at my blisters please"

"Now THAT's more like it your blisters"

He smiled he knew what 2 section were up to and he would kick them up their arses. It was only a joke but the medic had better things to do. They could be costing lives.

Molly was preparing an antiseptic cleaning solution so she could clean Charles feet after she had popped his blisters.

"Are you alright Dawesy" he questioned her as he could see from her mood and body language something was up.

"Fine just wish my comrades didn't act like bloody children at times"

Molly looked out of the med tent and could see her section trying to outdo each other with loudest burps and bogies competition. This was in her opinion worse than the sausage challenge they tried the first time she was on tour in front of Qaseem.

Charles laughed to himself. Boys will be boys but molly did have a point and was right as always. He could always count on her to be by his side even though she was several ranks below him.

"all done sir" molly told him already feeling better about her day.

"Thank you Dawesy…how can I ever repay you"

"by going away so I can fill out the paperwork and inventory" she said kissing him on the cheek

"I shall never wash or shave this cheek for the rest of the tour " he said in a melodramatic voice

Molly kissed his other cheek for good measure so if he was dead serious he didn't look to much like a twat.

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