You Got Schooled

by Commander Zucchini

AU High School. When Principal Blood of the elite, prestigious private school Hive Academy proposes a community project to Principal Wilson of Jump High, what danger, insanity, and hilarity could possibly ensue? Possible: XRae RobStr BBT CyJx Now up: "What You Have in Your Heart." 2:45, front gate. Bring Star. -JT

7. The Hive Almost-Five

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -Mark Twain

Disclaimer: If I owned Teen Titans, Titans Tower would be in Manila.

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Chapter 7: The Hive Almost-Five

-5:30 pm, Mikron's Workshop-

"Hey, booger brain, you wanna stop texting your toenail picking friends and help us out?"

"Look here, you little punk, I'm only doing this for you, ok?! So get your little dorkface outta my business!"

"Ooooh wooow, someone's clever. Dorkface?"

"Mikron, you little gizmit, do not get me started. I don't care if my insults are inferior to your steroid enriched vocabulary, I would beat you to a pulp if you could get any smaller, but I'll settle for squashing you under my boot."

"Baran!"

"No, don't you 'Baran' me! Face me like the half size man you are!"

"Baran, do something!"

"Come here, midget!"

"Don't let her do it! I'll do your homework for this week!"

"Two weeks."

"Ok, two weeks! Please! JUST STOP HER!"

"Jinx."

"Baran."

"Sorry."

"Traitor."

"Grades."

"Whatever."

"HA!"

"Shut up, munchkin!"

"Agh! Noo!"

"Jiiinx."

"Ok! Ok. Put me down, you overgrown tomato!"

"Promise."

"I ain't promising nothin, big boy! If pint size there wants to insult me, he's gettin what's comin!"

"Well this looks promising. Way to help the community, team. Are we providing entertainment?"

Three heads snap up to find a dark haired boy in a skull print hoodie standing at the garage entrance.

"Jason!"

"It's about time!"

"I'm hungry."

The newcomer smiles. "Matter of fact, so am I. Whaddya say we talk this over some pizza?"

"Awesome!"

"Boys." Jinx rolls her eyes but follows them out of the midget's workshop anyway.

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A/N: So there's the Hive Almost-Five! The fifth member will come eventually. Somehow. Can you guess who it is? Thank you to those who reviewed! And to those that have faved/added! I was so warmed that I was compelled to write another quick chapter! I know they're short, but understand that I am also working a job and packing before I leave for 5 months (trip n then school). (And btw, yes, I'm half Filipino:) The more reviews, the higher my motivation. Is this blackmail? No. It's called inspiration.