This is probably the funniest and most offensive chapters I've ever written. Good Old Jade rears her pretty little head and it's NOT going to be pretty. Enjoy! Please Review!


Jade didn't care if Draco was going to leave. She was pretty happy that he was out of her life for good. It made her feel that she made the right decision to leave Hogwarts. If she ever ended up with him, she'd be stripped from the dignity and pride that she had. She needed to refocus on Daniel, but felt that she was in a way losing him as well. They stopped making love and he would never try with her again. What's more was that they never had time to speak to each other, so there were no arguments. Jade spoke to Nessie and wondered what she would do for Daniel to lighten his mood again and rekindle their romance.

"His birthday! His birthday is this week! This is perfect! Perhaps I should throw a birthday party for him! What do you think Nessie?" Jade asked seeing Nessie nod and smile.

"I love the idea. It's so nice to see you concentration in keeping this relationship alive again." Nessie said and Jade looked away.

She didn't want to tell Nessie that this was due to Draco. Her heart was broken again by Draco and this time; she was serious about not being able to see him again. She was sticking to Daniel, no matter how insensitive and apathetic he was, he was better than Draco.

"Yes well, he is the love of my life. I should go; I have a lot of planning to do." Jade said gathering up her things.

"Do you want to talk about something Jade? You look stressed." Nessie said touching Jade's hand softly.

"I'm fine Nessie. Goodbye. I'll see you in a few days." Jade said getting up and leaving. Jade hired a planner for the party. She handed the planner a list of people for the invite and kept it to a minimum of Daniel's business partners and close friends. The planner did everything else. Jade didn't have to do much and when the day of Daniel's birthday came, Jade prepared the penthouse with a few workers and her planner.

"Well you're going to have to call him, to make sure that he won't be coming at an inconvenient time." Jade's planner told her. Jade nodded and flipped the phone open. She dialed Daniels number and heard him pick up.

"Hello?" Daniel asked.

"It's Jade. What are you doing?" Jade asked, tracing the table with imaginary circles.

"What kind of question is that? I'm at work. What do you want?" he asked a bit harshly. It stung Jade, but she quickly repressed it.

"Just wanted to know what time you were coming back home, that's all." Jade said, her voice growing smaller with every word. Her heart was falling inside of her, something was slowly killing her.

"Probably around 8." He answered.

"Oh…are you sure?" Jade asked.

"Positive, why is there anything special today?" he asked, his voice softer, but still cold.

"Of course not, should there be anything special today? I was just telling you because I-"

"You're not going to be home!" the planner whispered.

"I won't be home. I'll be going shopping. Just give me a call when you reach home all right?" Jade asked.

She didn't hear his reply. He had ended the call. Jade shook her head at this. It was natural for him to be angry at her because she supposedly didn't remember his birthday, but when he was going to see this surprise party, he would definitely forget any type of fight they ever had. She was planning something very special tonight. As the hours passed, Jade was finished decorating the penthouse. Guests started arriving and Jade greeted them, showing them to the bar.

"Has everyone arrived yet?" Nessie asked, sipping some champagne.

"I think Mr. Gordon has yet to arrive. He shouldn't be long; he said he was coming in 10 minutes." Jade said seeing Nessie smile.

"I can't wait until Daniel sees all the effort you put behind his party. When will he arrive?" Nessie asked.

Jade checked her watch and heard the doorbell ring. "In about an hour. He'll call when he gets here. If not, I asked the security guards to call me to tell me when he arrives." Jade said seeing Nessie smile and nod.

"Very smart idea." She said.

Jade went to greet Mr. Gordon who arrived and behind him, Draco Malfoy. She never invited him to the party.

"I hope you didn't mind me inviting Mr. Malfoy to your party Miss Harper. He told me so many times that he wasn't invited and couldn't go! But what's a party without Daniel's business partners?! I told him that you were a lovely and courteous lady that wouldn't mind his presence." Gordon said.

Jade smiled at him and shot a dirty look towards Draco who rolled his eyes at her. "The more the merrier." Jade said.

The phone rang and Jade excused herself. "Miss Harper, Mr. Mitz has entered the building. He will be in the penthouse in about 5 minutes." The security staff told Jade over the phone.

"Thank you." Jade said. She put the phone down and caught everyone's attention. "Daniel's coming! Take out the cake! Turn off the lights!" Jade ordered. "Everyone hide and don't make any noise!" Jade said in a hushed voice.

The lights were turned off and everyone 'hid' from view. They heard the door unlock and heard something banging into the door. Jade furrowed her eyebrows, wondering why he wasn't opening the door. The door finally opened and Jade went to brace herself to say happy birthday but was stopped dead when she heard a woman moan.

The door swung open and there Daniel was, carrying a woman who had her legs wrapped around his waist, kissing him as if there were seconds left on this earth. Jade watched on in horror, seeing Daniel stumble and laugh at himself when he was having a hard time trying to bring her in when she was kissing him like that.

"Wont she be home?" the woman asked.

"Of course not, the lights are all off. She's gone shopping." He said closing the door and kissing her again. "Let me turn the lights on." He said.

"Kinky…you want to see me naked don't you?" the woman asked grasping a fistful of his hair.

Jade was extremely disgusted. There were so many things that were going on in her; Jade didn't know where to start from.

Daniel flipped the lights on and turned around to see Jade and the rest of the world behind her. He stopped in his tracks and Jade saw all the blood from his face, drain. Jade stood there, with a cake in her hands. Nessie, Gordon, Draco Malfoy, his entire relations with the business world, his close friends were all there, watching in horror, with champagne glasses in their hands. What made him feel more ashamed was seeing Jade, who looked furious beyond belief.

"It's not what you-"

"Really? Mother fucker, your fucking parents better had given you a strong pair of legs because you're going to fucking need it today. You bring this dirty little fucking tramp to my fucking penthouse?! You want a good fuck? I'll give you a fuck you'll never fucking forget, it's so fan-fucking-tastic." Jade said throwing the cake aside and charging at Daniel.

"JAY!" Draco yelled.

He jumped over and ran to grab her but it was too late. Jade had gotten to Daniel and punched him straight across the face. She screamed out a string of profanities, vulgar than anyone had ever imagined. Draco pulled her back as she tried squirming and screaming in his arms, bloodthirsty for Daniel and the woman.

"Bitch, come the fuck back here and take my man away from me like a fucking woman. Have some balls!" Jade screamed, trying to aim for a kick towards her.

"Stop it!" Draco yelled.

"Fuck you Malfoy! Choke on your hairy balls, talking about pride and fucking dignity. This bitch took in more dicks than your mouth can carry asshole!" Jade shrieked.

"Enough!" Draco said setting her down and turning her sharply. "Stop this madness right now." Draco warned.

"Bite me tike." Jade threatened.

"Well then, party's over! Everyone out!" Nessie demanded.

It took a while for everyone to recover what they had seen. Some of the men were actually quite turned on by Jade's animalistic behavior and dirty mouth. They had been hoping for a huge catfight to break out.

"Daniel, it's best if you leave as well." Nessie said seeing Daniel turn.

"I just need one minute to speak to Jade. This was a mistake." He explained, but Jade didn't want to hear it.

"Shut your fucking obnoxious mouth. I'm not going to hear anything from you again. You should have thought about this mistake with your brain, rather than your dick. If you don't fucking get out of my sight right now, I'll knife your 2 incher right off of you." Jade threatened.

"Why in the world is your mouth so dirty all of a sudden?!" he asked outrageously.

"Because I mouth-fucked your-"

"Don't even think about finishing that sentence." Draco said clamping his hand over her mouth.

Daniel looked disgusted, outraged and embarrassed all at the same time. He wanted to apologize but Jade was being so extreme.

Jade slapped Draco's hand from her mouth and nodded.

"I see, he's not going to leave, I'm going to have to leave, because it's not my penthouse, it's his. I'll just take some of the stuff I own, back and then you can go back dispensing yourself in that cum dumpster." Jade said walking off to the bedroom.

She heard Draco let out a small snort and immediately apologize to Daniel. "I need some fucking help Nessie!" Jade yelled from the bedroom.

Nessie, who was beet red all through his time, excused herself and left to help Jade. Daniel went to go after Jade but Draco stopped him.

"If you care at all about your life, you would not want to try and speak to her." Draco warned.

Daniel paled and Draco left to Jade's bedroom.

"Take my books faggot. You know I still remember what you said about me that night, but now I'm too pissed off to think about breaking your nose again." Jade said seeing Draco wince.

"Where are you planning to go?" Nessie asked. Jade shrugged.

"She's staying in my room. I have the guest room in the Pierre; you can stay there while I get the rest of your things." Draco said seeing Jade point her wand and summon her things.

"It feels so good to be using magic again." Jade said waving her wand around.

"Are you out of your mind? What if Daniel sees you?!" Nessie asked pulling Jade's hand down.

"Relax Nessie; a person needs to experience the Cruciatus Curse once in their lifetime, even Daniel." Jade said.

Draco snatched the wand from her hand and called her a terrorizing psychopath.

Nessie escorted her out as Draco carried her things out of the penthouse.

"Fuck her well for me!" Jade said cheerily. She gave Daniel a bright smile and a wink towards the woman, who was extremely terrified. "I have two words for you...extra small." Jade said pointing to Daniel's crotch. The girl's eyes grew large and Jade smiled at her. "Oh sweet twat, you shouldn't worry! I'm really a sweet and kind person inside, come here-"

"Out." Draco said sternly.

"Douche." Jade shot at Draco.

"Bitch." Draco shot back.

Jade smiled, seeing Draco smile back. "Don't be too happy, I'll pick all of those beautiful teeth out in no time." Jade threatened as they left the penthouse.

"Not before I gouge your eyes out and bite your fingers out…you queer." Draco said.

They entered the elevator with an extremely uncomfortable Nessie, who was quite unfamiliar to their friendly exchange. "These fucking heels are fucking killing me. Good Merlin, I am so relieved to leave that fuck tart." Jade said tossing her heels to the side.

The liftman, who was as uncomfortable as Nessie was, glanced at Jade nervously. This was the same woman that he saw, that looked so calm and poised, now lost it. They reached their floor and while Jade was walking out, she saw a man trying to light his cigarette.

"Can't smoke in the elevators you dolt, cant you read? Give me that." Jade said taking the cigarette from his hand. She stuck it in her mouth and frowned. "Hey this isn't lit!" she said turning around. The man nervously held his lighter to the cigarette and turned the flame on for Jade. "Thanks." Jade said pinching his cheek. She turned around and left, following Draco and Nessie to Draco's guest room.

When they reached it, Draco opened it and Jade walked in the smaller, yet much more comfortable room. She smelled him everywhere in here and felt she was back in his Head Boy quarters again.

"Will she be all right?" Nessie asked, seeing Jade run into Draco's bedroom.

"She's absolutely sane in her own world. She's fine." Draco said seeing Nessie tear up.

"This is such a bad ending! I wanted her to be happy!" Nessie said.

"She wasn't happy with him Nessie. I saw it the first time I had seen them together. They were broken for a very long time. You couldn't have changed that, no one would have." Draco explained.

Nessie wiped her eyes and nodded. "Perhaps you're right, but I don't know how to make her happy again." Nessie said.

"For once, stop thinking about her. She'll be fine. People break up, people go through tough times in their life and they deal with it. She will too. She just needs some time and support, that's it." Draco said.

"Hey, have you guys died on me? Draco, where's the alcohol? You don't hide them under your bed like you used to anymore." Jade said disappearing again.

"Yep, she's definitely back." Draco said.

"Oh goodness, good luck with her. I need to go home and have a drink myself. Thank you Draco. I've misunderstood you. I'm sorry for that." Nessie said seeing Draco shake his head.

"No need for apologies. You were just protecting her; I would have done the same thing." Draco said.

Nessie took her purse and gave him a tender smile. "You're a sweetheart; I can see why Jade fell for you." Nessie said touching his cheek. "Listen, if she needs anything, call me, owls will look too suspicious hovering near my apartment." Nessie said as Draco nodded.

They bid each other goodbye and Draco closed the door when Nessie left. Draco walked to his bedroom and saw Jade trying to finish a large bottle of vodka.

"Good Lord, how much did you take?" Draco asked seeing Jade give him a hard look.

"I didn't even get to drink any of it, give it here!" Jade said going to take it from him but he took it away from her.

"No, crazy." Draco said.

Jade crawled on to his lap and straddled him, her face against his face. Draco smelled the alcohol on her breath, it smelled sweet coming from her. Jade grinned and snatched the bottle from him, taking a swig from the bottle.

"Stop it." Draco said taking it from her again.

Jade wrapped an arm around Draco's neck and leaned a bit, brushing her lips against his. She kissed him briefly and hummed a sound of approval. "So soft, so moist." Jade whispered.

Draco gulped, feeling his hand grow weak by holding the bottle of vodka. The way Jade straddled herself on his lap, pecking his lips and caressing him as he sat there, his hand outstretched with the bottle made Draco want to drop it and have her immediately on the bed. He knew it was wrong and he knew she was still heartbroken over today's incident. She worked so hard for Daniel's birthday, but was humiliated and betrayed by him, in front of everyone she knew. He knew she was trying to get over it by drinking her worries off and didn't want her to regret anything in the morning. He cared too much about her to have sex with her while she was pissed drunk. Jade rolled her hips against his and took his face fully with her hands.

"I want you…I've always…want-ed you." Jade said kissing him intensely.

Draco broke from her lips and gently pushed her off. "Jay, you need sleep." Draco said seeing Jade nod.

"I need to sleep with you." Jade said, leaning in to kiss him again, but Draco gathered up the will and courage to remove her from his lap. He set the bottle of vodka down at a table away from Jade and saw her trying to stand on her two feet. He flipped her into his arms and carried her to the bed. He set her down and lied down next to her, stroking her hair, getting her to fall asleep.

"I-I…can't go to sleep this way. It doesn't feel nice." Jade wept, clawing at her dress.

"Do you want my pajamas?" Draco asked softly.

Jade nodded, wiping the tears from her face as Draco summoned a T-shirt and his blue bottoms. He helped Jade get out of her sheathe dress. He looked away when she unsnapped her bra and slid off of it. She flung it across the room and pulled on the T-shirt. She tossed the blue bottoms aside and curled into Draco, pulling him down to sleep with her.

"You're not going to wear any pants?" Draco asked, feeling her wrap her leg around him.

"No I'm not; now shut the fuck up, good Merlin, your mouth fucking runs nonstop." Jade said burying her face into his shoulder.

"Hmm, I'm sorry, I'll try my best to-"

"There you go again. Prick." Jade said.

Draco chuckled and wrapped his arms around her, occasionally playing with her hair and rubbing her back. He felt her shake and his chest get wet. He only wrapped his arms tighter around her, hearing her sobs calm and her fall asleep.