A/N: Because nobody writes about this guy.

Dear fanfiction writers,

You're just mad cause you aren't a rock star like me! Uh-huh!

Sincerely,

Etemon

A/N: Yeah, he's fun to make fun of, but...nobody writes about him! Is it because he's a bad singer, or because he isn't as serious as the others, or something else? I don't know...