Hey guys. How are you?
Hunter- You don't sound very good.
I'm soooo tired. I haven't gotten any good sleep for almost a week! Maybe about 4-5 hours. I can normally run on that, but now, it's taking its toll.
Sky- So why are you writing instead of resting?
Because I need to write! Other wise, I'll die!
Sky- Oh.
Hunter- Anyway, enough with the pity party. Lets start the chapter!
Right! Enjoy and REVIEW!
I stared at James, chicken hanging out of my mouth. I didn't know why he was so shocked. I mean, we are friends, right? Friends come over to friend's homes uninvited to dump their crap on them all the time! Right? Right.
Anyway, he saw Shade, who forgot to put on her contacts, and looked like he was having a seizer. I guess we should have told him we were coming over? Nah. He's fine.
"Sooo, what are you doing exactly?" Shade broke the silence, looking at the twitching James confusedly.
"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Just wondering what the fricken hell you are doing in my house." James's eye twitched. I finished my chicken and started on the rice. My god, I love rice.
"Well, we are here to give you some news," I told him, my mouth full. I swallowed and continued. "It has to do with you-know-what." I watched his face go from confusion, to realization, to horror, and finally to the pain of the facts.
"Wait. What are we talking about?"
I face-palmed. Stupid man-child. "The monster you are supposed to defeat! Ibles! Idiot!" Shade yelled at him, voicing my opinions.
"Oh yeah…" He said thoughtfully. "You know, I've been thinking, and I realized that I want absolutely nothing to do with you phycos."
"Well, too bad! Because it isn't your choice anymore! You are going to do this whether you like it or not." I announced cheerfully.
James looked about ready to cry. Then he thought of something.
"Wait. If the boy who is supposed to save you guys is the only one who can see you, how can my mother see you people? You know, I'm not even sure if you can be classified as human beings. And speaking of, where is my mom?" James asked.
Before I could answer, his mom walked in with a tray of cookies.
"Speak of the devil, and she doth appear." I muttered under my breath, so that only Shade could hear. She snickered quietly. I stood up and took the plate from her. She smiled and walked out.
"She can't see us. She just thinks she can. I had Shade here cast a spell so that your mom thinks that there are two of your classmates in her house. She doesn't realize that we are here. If fact, in her mind, we don't exist!" I explained.
"I don't get it."
"Ok, in simpler terms, Shade cast an illusion."
"But, why? If you can't be seen or heard by anyone but me, why cast an illusion?"
"Because you would look pretty strange talking to a room with no one in it. And we haven't done this before and wanted to try it out. It sounded fun!"
"From my personal experience, we have much different definitions on the word fun. What I think is fun: Going swimming, seeing stone monuments, and not doing things that could get us killed. What you guys think is fun: Blowing up Japan, nearly getting crushed by a boulder, and doing everything possible to get us killed. Methods differ somewhat." James sweat dropped.
Shade and I high fived. "We have made a lasting first impression! I'm so happy." Shade wept, brushing away fake tears. I cried anime tears of joy. James looked at us strangely. "How are you proud of that!? CRAZY PEOPLE!" He shouted, pointing an accusing finger at us.
I merely swept aside his finger. "You know, it's rude to point." I muttered, feeling insulted.
James rolled his eyes. "What are you doing here, anyway?" He crossed his arms, trying and failing to look cool.
I stood up and brushed off my pants. "We are here on order of our leader, Anko. She wants you to join our team. She said, and I quote, 'Get James to join our team, or I will shove a python up your ass and out your mouth.' " I shuddered, remembering the look in her eye when she said that.
"What? But what would I do? You already have everyone you need. And wouldn't this cause a big upset?" James questioned. This time, Shade stood up. "You would be the diplomat. Just in case we need it. Hunter and I tend to think more with our weaponry than out heads, Aiden… No. Just… no. Vector has social anxiety, and Sky had deemed herself too important to be dealing with this herself. And we may need you to reason with the clans. Nightclan and Spiritclan have been on our side, but Fireclan has never really liked us, and would use this to pin us down as traitors. We need you to keep Nightclan and Spiritclan on our side. You will speak to the teams of the clans, and hopefully get on their good side." She took a deep breath, then let it out.
"One more thing. Watch out for Missy. She may be in our clan, but she HATES us. She will try to exploit you as being weak, and she will be watching. Don't give her any ground. We're counting on you." Hunter patted James on the back.
"No pressure, or anything."
Done! This one was late. I know, and I am very sorry!
Hunter- Don't stop reviewing, thought!
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