A/N: This time, RogueTamer2k7 gave me the idea. Thank you!

Dear fanfiction writers,

How come whenever we meet someone new, one or more of these things happen:

1. They defeat a tough enemy (or one of us) without even trying;

2. They turn out to have a tragic past;

3. They're extremely strong, beautiful, smart, talented, or any combination of those traits;

3.5: They complain about having said talents;

4. They fall in love with one of us;

4.5: They have the ability to use their love to redeem even the cruelest villains;

5. They steal attention away from us;

6. They have an unusually-long name, or a name that suggests they aren't from these parts;

7. They turn out to be a long-lost relative of one of us

8. Long story short, they're absolutely perfect in every way you can imagine

Why does this usually happen to us?

Sincerely,

The characters (specifically the DigiDestined/Tamers/Legendary Warriors/etc.)

A/N: I hope I didn't miss anything. What else can I say that hasn't already been said, other than "Please try to make your characters at least somewhat believable and realistic, because if you do, then your writing will look much more credible"?

Thanks again, RogueTamer2k7!