A/N: Bluntness at its finest...
Dear fanfiction writers,
We can't get pregnant!
Sincerely,
The male characters
A/N: If you're going to write that, you need to have a really good explanation for why and how it can happen. It's understandable if it was caused by a magic spell, potion, or something similar, but if it happens solely through natural causes...no. You can't do that.