I am now starting the forth chapter, all things still apply.
Quotation marks- speaking! - "I am not a professional writer"
Single quotation marks- Thoughts!-'I really wish I was'
Bold- Techniques- Shadow Clone Jutsu (can't believe this was the first thing that came to mind!")
Italics-Radio or Sign language- "CONTACTS LEFT SIDE!"
Having trouble writing my chapters… Microsoft Word puts abnormally large spaces between words and letters.
I'm going to lie to right now! You need to find out the lie!
1.I have writer's block!
2.I'm starting new stories!
3.I'm a lazy fuck!
Find it out! I dare you!
Shooting for three thousand words or more.
"I think we should keep an eye on them and possibly if they settle down in wave we can contact the daimyo too make them pay for the land that they settle." Said Minato
"Really you think that would work?" Kakashi asked
"I really don't know, since wave does not have a daimyo I believe would have to answer to our daimyo because there just outside our countries border. I forgot that part about learning to become Hokage" he said in embarrassment
"So what would happen if I told Kushina-sama?" Kakashi said seeing a way to blackmail his sensei to leave him alone
"You will not! She will tear me limb from limb!" Minato quick replied
"What are you two shouting about in here?" Kushina said when she opened the door to walk in
"Nothing!" Minato shouted quickly
"We were talking about sensei's ability to quickly forget things about being Hokage." Kakashi responded with a smirk under his black mask
Kushina looked surprised then her face quickly became angry, she stormed over to Minato and Kakashi and she grab her secret husband by his shirt when he tried to run away.
"You can leave Kakashi, Minato and I have something important to talk about." She said dismissing Kakashi while never looking at him.
"Sure thing Kushina-Sama!" Kakashi said quickly as he ran for the door
As Kakashi shut the door the sounds of fists hitting flesh sounded through the Hokage tower. The secretary across the hall looked very white in the face when screams of incoherent mercy sounded. Kakashi just smile and said laughing.
"All in a day's work."
(Three month times skip!)
A letter soon arrived with the daimyo's reply form Minato's request it read.
"Forth Hokage of the Leaf,
Minato I have already sent some of my men into wave to find this group of people to inform them of my dictation if they were going to settle in waves land. When my men arrived they were confused when these people did not know of a person that carried the noble title of daimyo, my men informed them of the working order of this land and then demanded that they would have to pay for the land that they were going to inhabit.
Even though the people did not take a liking to being ordered round like this but there was no fight, instead they haggled with my men to tear down the cost of the land that they wanted. My men agreed and now the lease of the land has been brought down from 60,000,000 Ryo to now 30,250,000 Ryo. This is still very reasonable price, for since your men noticed this your village will get this added to this year's yearly "Daimyo support budget"
Hopefully you won't waist it like the Third Hokage of the Leaf did in buying the whole collection of Make-Out Paradise. Getting back on topic I would like to thank you for your help in discovering this group of people.
Thank you
The Daimyo of the Land of fire"
"That's very surprising, but who is to argue with extra cash." Minato said, but he needed to talk with Hiruzen about spending the village's military money to buy porn book that he already had copies of.
(Back in the future! with the Badass Marine clones on a mission!)
"So let's recap son" said the merchant
"Missing Ninja are ninja that left their Villages for greed or power. These people usually work as mercenaries and most join bandit groups so they can make an easy living praying of the weak and attacking traveling caravans. They usually attack with overwhelming numbers of bandits on caravans so they can come in late and not have to share the loot with the men that don't survive the fight. The bandits and their missing ninja leaders are more effective than the others lead by average bandit leaders and they have no qualms with killing young children or raping young women or mothers in front of their families or children. Is that it or did I forget something?" Nathan recited what he learnt from the older man
"You got it in one try, if only my son would learn like you." Said merchant leader said
"Where your son?" asked Nathan
"In the wagon behind us, this is a family business and it's only his last job working with me. I'm retiring soon and I'm giving him the business."
"You sound disappointed, why?"
"He never payed attention when I was teaching him and his sister about the family business, always too busy staring at the women that walked by through the windows. Now my daughter is another story, always wanting to know more and always budgeting her money. She has even compiled the money that supported this trek on this path. She knew this was the wrong path to take but her brother persuaded her telling her that this way would save her money. She's in the last wagon"
"Don't worry about them too much; Donna and Michael can easily protect them."
"Good because I have a bad feeling about this."
Michael was sitting in the back cleaning his M240B light machine gun. He had just finished cleaning it when he looked up and saw one of the merchants was staring at him.
"Can I help you?" he asked
"My Father should have not hired you people for this trip." He said
"Why?" Michael questioned
"This trip is going to be very safe, I made sure of it! You people aren't needed; I just bet the old man is just trying to be safe trying to get Konohagakure and back. Waste of money I say."
"Well I think it was a good idea that your father already payed us for the mission then, if where not need we will still be riding with you guys to Konoha- Konohagakure" Michael said stumbling over the different word.
"You people would not even stand a chance against bandits." The merchant said then he turned the woods and muttered to him self
"A little farther ahead."
Michael heard him say this and suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
The caravan steadily approached a part of the trail that got darker and was more heavily forested
"You guys know the plan right?" one man said
"I still think it's stupid, why just attack the first, third and forth one and capture the second one and last one?" one man said to the leader
"I told you guys during the briefing that we have a man inside the caravan, he said he wanted his father dead and we could have the caravan's loot for ourselves. He also said we could kill every man we see but we can capture any woman we see and keep them as our servants and sex slaves. He said he wanted us to do this to his own sister."
"He would let that happen to his own sister? I would never let something like that happen to my own sister if I had one." Said one of the men in the group
"Well no one cares what you say dumbass." One of the men said to him
"Shut up and get ready, I can't wait to taste the spoils!" said one other man in excitement.
"You're really fucked up dude." One said to him.
"Get ready, and remember to not kill anyone who says happy time!" said the leader, he looked at the man to the man who looked very excited and thought
'I'm going to fucking kill him.'
The marines got ready for this part of the wood looked like a good spot for an ambush.
Nathan looked over to the Merchant and said
"Keep your eyes open and tell me if you see anything."
"Ok." Said the older man, noting the serous voice.
The caravan got farther into the darker area and the loud yells of men coming from the woods made every one jump.
"AMBUSH!" shouted Nathan, jumping from the wagon. A large amount of thrown knifes hit the exact spot where he was sitting.
Nathan raised his M16A4 and let loose a three shot burst of 5.56mm ammunition in to a bandit running at him. The bullets landed and punched through the man's chest and into the man running behind him killing them both.
He turned and grabbed the old man off the wagon and threw him to the ground, then he pushed him to the floor and turned and fired at another running man holding a knife, the bullets caught him by in the arm and the upper chest.
Out of his left eye he saw Michael fire into the woods cutting down more running men.
Emile was extremely bored, while sitting here the female merchant keep trying to get him to talk to her. She stopped when he pulled out his combat knife, but started up again when he started sharpening it. She keep talking and telling him stuff about her.
He did not need to know she was only nineteen and she believe she could handle anything the world could throw at her. When she got angry that he wouldn't talk to her proved she was not ready to move out of her parent's house unlike she said she was. Her insentient questions made him angry because he could not even tell her that his scars where an accident, she just said that men with scars where hot but that many and own their face was just ugly.
He was so close to grabbing the woman by her throat and stabbing his knife in her face to make her feel what having scars felt like, But all of a sudden his team's leader shouted ambush had he noticed the woman had side tracked him from his duty. That made him even angrier.
He jumped from the wagon surprising the woman and he pointed his Remington at the near man with a weapon. He let loose a shell, caching the man in the arm and severing it from the body but making the man fall to ground with its force. He pumped his Shotgun and fired again, this shot buried it pellets into the man's lower intestines instantly killing him from the shock.
He turned to see a bandit had grabbed the girl by her hair and pulled her into his arms using her as a hostage. Suddenly a bullet went through the side of his head covering the wagon Emile was sitting in with his useless brain matter. He turned and nodded to Donna then he snapped up his knife and let loose. Donna dogged to the side to avoid even thought it was not aimed for her. It missed her by a mile and imbedded itself in to the man with a sword behind he that was about to cut her in half.
Donna jumped and lifted her M40A5 sniper rifle ready to punch a hole threw his head. Emile just shaked his head and pointed behind her. She looked over her shoulder then back and nodded. Donna slung her rifle over her shoulder and pulled up her Spec-ops MP5 and turned and fired scilent rounds into a man filling his large stomach with lead. She then bolted and ran over to her wagon shooting silent rounds into men along the way.
The group of attacking bandits was getting very small now. The combine rounds of automatic weapons and pumped shotgun shells left bleeding corpses in the dirt. Their scarlet blood turning the dirt muddy red. Most bodies with small entry wounds and large exit wounds, only a small amount where complexly missing limbs. Their limbs cut from close range shotgun pellets or completely dismantled at a atomic level by light machine gun fire.
"HAPPY DAYS!" shouted someone from the front of the caravan.
Michael let loose a hail of fire on an approaching man, nearly bisecting him from the waist. He turned and fired again, this time the rounds completely missed and the M240B light machine gun clicked empty. The man Michael was starring at smirked seeing that his strange metal weapon had stopped working; he lifted his meat cleaver and charged at Michael. Michael had tons of time to move out of the way, he rolled and came to one knee coming feet from here he was only seconds ago. The man had taken his spot and turned to him, Michael lightly dropped his M240B and slapped his hand to his holster
The .45mm bullet streaked from Michael's M1911 Barrel; suddenly it found its new home from the guns breach in to a tree far in the woods. The bullet having rushed its path through the face turning bandit who was just staring to make his dash again, leaving a nice hole to let worms feast on their new meal when he hit the ground.
"HAPPY DAYS!" shouted the man that sat across Michael in the second wagon
"We now know how not to kill!" shouted the new bandit leader, still believing he and the rest of his smaller crew could win this fight against these people with strange weapons. "I want these fuckers dead and their weapons to hang up as trophies, and don't forget the women! You harm the women I will kill you myself!" he shouted
"You're not going to get anything friend." Said Michael to him "Expressly not my big girl!" he said referring to his M240B
"Your words mean nothing trash!" shouted the bandit leader "I'll kill you all the same, like pigs to the slaughter!"
"Katon: Gokayu no Jutsu!" The bandit leader breathed in and let out a medium sized fire ball. Michael had to dive to the side to evade the fire ball quickly coming his way. He barely escaped unscathed. Good thing the fire ball missed his M240B laying on the ground, or it would have melted the weapon to useless metal. However the fire ball smashed in to the caravan leader's son, turning him in to a literal human torch. He fell to the ground screaming in pain
"You're a fool if you believe you can escape your fate." The missing ninja dressed to look as a bandit said. "You will die by my hands weather you like it or not!"
"Son!" The older merchant yelled in anguish, for he has witnessed his son be lit ablaze.
"You old fucker, your son should have told us that you had hired security to guard you! That's why he's dead now; it's your entire fault!" The Bandit leader said trying to peen what he did on to the older man
"I don't know what type of drugs you been taking, but know it's actually your fault dumbass." One of the other bandits said stating the obvious
The missing ninja just grunted seeing his small plan failed, he turned and threw a two knifes at Michael and the old man. Michael just dodged and threw himself in front of the old man, his heavy Kevlar chest rig absorbing the impact and making the knife fall like a dead weight.
"Well your attempt to kill me sucked ass. How about I return the favor?" Michael
"Like you could bitch! You can't fight me, you don't have the power!" the Missing ninja
BOOM!
The missing ninja now sported a new hole in his face due to a M40A5 round
"Come on!" Michael shouted as he turned to Donna "I wanted to beat his ass!"
"You should have moved faster." she replied smugly
"Less talking more killing!" Emile growled out, the just nodded and pulled up their weapons and with their combined fire they destroyed the bandit ambush, killing all attackers and leaving the bodies where they lay.
"We should leave before anyone comes to investigate the gunfire." Nathan said sadly, putting his hands on the older man's shoulder he said
"I'm extremely sorry for loss, but we need to get moving." the older man just nodded and with tears in his eyes he told the remaining merchants to get back to their wagons to head out.
Location- Somewhere in the fucking dense woods of the Land of Fire.
"Stupid blond bastard sending me in to the woods to investigate load sounds coming from the woods from the east." Anko Mitarashi said while jumping through trees
"I guess calling his only student remaining a lazy fuck will get you into this trouble."
She landed on a branch that could not support her weight and she crashed to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
"AHH!" she screamed in pain when she hit the muddy floor
Looking up from where she fell, she noticed she was on a road heavily covered by the trees that she was just jumping through. She would have never had noticed it if the branch had not broke. Turning to look behind her, she nearly vomited. There must had been at least forty dead bodies laying on the floor, each one had large hole that cut through them and some had limbs cut from their bodies
"Oh my god." She was extremely disgusted but also intrigued for whatever or whoever could do this must have been very powerful. Looking down she noticed small metal object laying all about the floor next to bodies, limbs and what looked like wagon tracks.
"Wait! Wagon tracks!" Anko jumped up and ran determined to find out what could do this type of carnage against these people.
She never noticed one of the bodies had a head band like her, or that it was scratched out.
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Authors note! When I was typing I once had typed "missing nigga" I had noticed my mistake and slapped my own face in shame
3,364 words!
Alternate fight with Michael and the missing "nigga"
"Like you could bitch! You can't fight me, you don't have the power!" the Missing ninja
"WITH THE POWER OF DANK WEED I CAN DO ANYTHING!" Michael shouted as he pulled out a blunt and started to blaze it up!
"What in the fuck are you doing?!" yelled the missing ninja
"420 BLAZE IT UP FAGGOT!" Michael the rushed and stole the M40A5 from Donna's back with epic skill. He pulled the bolt and loaded a new cartridge.
"THE POWER OF DANK WEED COMPELLS YOU!" Michael shouted. He then jumped in the air and spun
"GET 360 NO SCOPED BITCH!"
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC-"Screamed the missing ninja as the round tore a hole through his face leaving nice new hole where his eyes where
"HEAD SHOT BITCH!" Michael then turned to the rest of the bandits
"MY THRIST FOR DEW HAS LEAD TO YOUR LEADERS DOWN FALL. MY THRIST FOR DEW AND HUNGER FOR SPICY HOT DORITOS WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTILL YOU REACH YOU'RE DEATHS!" Michael screamed in what seemed like insanity, but this is a rare form of evolution. It's called the "MASTER GAMER"
Michael then started to tare through the bandits looking of Mountain Dew and Spicy Hot Doritos. Sadly there are no Mountain Dew and or Spicy Hot Doritos in the Naruto universe. Only bull-shit sea food and stale chips that Michael likes to call shit!