Author's note: Chapter Three! Let me state how much I love this chapter, I love the idea and how it turned out was beyond my wildest imagination. And yes, Jack is back, and so are the Ponds and Torchwood! I didn't want to bring back Ten's characters because I thought it would be a bit weird, but it's Jack so... Anyway, enjoy!
Copyright to BadWolf Writer and their story 'Books Only Take You So Far' for the idea, too good not to use x
Captain Jack Harkness
Jack's house was massive.
That was the only way to describe it.
The Doctor and Clara walked up feeling quite worried, but excited at the same time. The Doctor felt for Clara's hand and held it. They were close enough friends to do that now.
"Is there really a need to hold my hand?" Clara asked innocently.
"Yes. Yes there is. Unless you want to get with Jack, in which case go ahead." The Doctor replied.
"I don't even know what he's like!" Clara cried.
"Meet Captain Jack Harkness, better known as the walking innuendo."
Clara gulped. Maybe she had met her match.
The Doctor knocked on the door, which after a brief pause was flung open, a fairly buff man standing in the doorway.
"Doctor!" He shouted, pulling him into a bro hug. Quickly, he noticed Clara and let go of the Doctor, who was frankly terrified.
"Captain Jack Harkness," he said, offering his hand.
In horror, the Doctor batted it away.
"Stop it!" He groaned. Clara laughed loudly and patted Jack on the back.
"Maybe next time Jackie!" She whispered very loudly, to the dismay of the Doctor.
Jack dragged them both in, to a table full of various alcoholic drinks.
Clara grabbed two shot glasses and a bottle of vodka.
"Shots!" She screamed, giving a glass to the Doctor. She filled them both up and drank hers, whilst the Doctor grimaced and sipped it slowly.
Eventually, Jack shouted for everyone to get to the living, as they were going to play Go Fish.
Strip Go Fish.
"Alright, you love birds, time to get this party started!" Jack screamed, grabbing Clara and waiting for the Doctor to follow.
'Cards?' She mouthed at him, 'Really?'
The Doctor's grimace did not help the situation.
Jack quickly explained how to play: It was a game of Go Fish, but if you got it wrong, you lost an item of clothing, you go it right and the other person loses theirs. You can make an exception, a one time rule, once a game as long as you're not winning. And you had the get the colour and number right, but not the suit.
"Seems simple enough!" Clara chirped excitedly
"Yeah, simple, but not the most fun thing ever."
It was The Doctor, Clara, Jack, his boyfriend Ianto, a Scottish girl with red hair called Amy, her fiancé Rory and a Welsh police officer called Gwen.
"Ianto, you start." Gwen said, with a thick Welsh accent, which was fairly hard to understand for Clara.
"Alright, Doctor, a red three?" Ianto questioned, which resulted in the Doctor passing him a card and relieving himself of a sock (everyone had relieved themselves of their shoes).
"Jesus Ianto," The Doctor groaned, to Clara's enjoyment, and apparently Amy's.
"Alright, Amy my love, has thou got a black king?" Jack teased, putting on a posh English accent.
Amy laughed in triumph.
"Ha, you wish Harkness. Get 'em off!" She jeered, as Jack took off his jacket.
"Clara, red ten?" Rory questioned, then unfortunately taking off a sock.
After three more card rounds, basically everyone was on their last legs, including Jack, who was flaunting in only his boxers, like Rory, who was huddled behind Amy to shield embarrasement. Gwen, though, was still fully dressed, she had a fantastic poker face, presumably from her job, whilst everyone else was down at least two items of clothing.
Clara, was terrible. She had lost her skirt, and was only wearing her blouse and underwear. She wasn't that bothered though, and continued playing.
"Alright," Amy shouted over the uproar that was Jack and Ianto flirting, "I'm making an exception!"
Everyone groaned, whilst Clara looked around and then joined in after a stare from the Doctor.
"Put us out of our misery, sweet maiden," Jack teased, still with a British accent.
"Boys, item of clothing for every Ace. Girls, item of clothing for every nine." Amy shouted, making certain people laugh and others groan.
Jack groaned, because he didn't have an Ace.
"Only Jack," The Doctor murmered in Clara's ear, making her giggle softly.
Ianto took off his shirt, making all the girls murmur in excitement, since he had a good set of abs on him. Rory seemed distraught that his fiancé was checking out another man, but was useless against Amy's charm.
The Doctor also took off his shirt, surprising Clara massively. He was actually rather buff, which she hadn't expected from a Physics teacher wearing a tweed jacket and a bow-tie.
"Ooh, Doctor," Clara whispered in his ear, "Didn't know you'd been working out to impress me?"
But, finally Gwen took off an item of clothing, even if it was just a sock. And Clara, it seemed, had a nine.
"Alright boys, take a look," she shouted at she unbuttoned her blouse and laid it on the floor.
Jack wolfwhistled, and winked at the Doctor.
"You've got yourself a good one there, Doctor!" He joked, to the dismay of Ianto who quickly elbowed him in the ribs.
Eventually, the game got back on track.
"Jack, dear, has thou got thy magical black queen?" Amy asked, in a terrible posh accent.
"Oh Amy, you know how to treat a boy right."
And with that Jack whipped off his boxers, whilst Clara turned away in horror along with the Doctor, Gwen laughed and covered her eyes, Rory tried to shield Amy and Ianto tried to grapple Jack's trousers back onto him.
"Alright, Harkness, I'm off. I'm too tame a teacher for this." Clara shouted, making her exit after reclothing herself.
Jack groaned, still fairly naked, and tried to pull her in for a hug.
Clara screamed and ran out of the door, closely followed by the Doctor.
"Remind me to never play cards with Jack Harkness." The Doctor groaned.