Chapter 5: Going Home:

Author's Note: This will be the grand finale! The end to another (hopefully great) story.

Back on his own ship the original Kirk paced the bridge, "I don't like being in this universe. The other Kirk is even more reckless than me."

"And the other McCoy is more annoying." McCoy commented.

"The other Spock confuses me." Spock said.

"Why?" Kirk asked.

"Because he seems to be in love with Uhura but I have personally never had feelings for her. I am more logical than that."

"You certainly are Spock. It makes no sense that any version of you would fall in love with anyone and how could that even work out?" McCoy said.

"I do not know. It doesn't make sense."

"We're getting out of this silly universe without the other Kirks help because my eyes are still hurting from all the damn lens flares. Besides I don't like the other Kirk."

"Well I liked the other Chekov." Chekov blurted out.

"Why? Did you talk about Russia with him?"

"Yeh, sir. He seems to love the motherland as much as I do."

"Well, I know he's probably your friend now, but we can't stay here. We don't belong here."

"Okay sir. How do we get out of here?"

"I don't know."

"I hate to say this sir but we may need the other Jim's help."

"Okay fine, but he better not have us do something completely mad."

(STAR TREK)

"Sir, I think I've figured out a way to get them out of this universe. I have can create a stable wormhole that should take them back home." Reboot Chekov said.

"That's brilliant. I was getting tired of them anyways. The other Kirk just doesn't seem like me." Kirk said.

"That's because he's not as mad as you Jim." McCoy commented.

"How could the Enterprise survive without my madness?"

"A lot more safely, I assume."

"Pfft, that's boring!"

"Boring is better than dangerous."

"Whatever you say Bones. Let's just tell them we figured out a way to get home."

(STAR TREK)

"It seems like the other Enterprise has found a way to get us home. Apparently, they are going to send us through a wormhole." Kirk announced.

"Have they all gone mad? How could they create a wormhole stable enough for us to go through and how could they know it would bring us back home?"

Reboot Chekov's voice came through the com and was projected throughout the ship, "If you follow my instructions exactly you should be fine."

"Was this your idea?" Original Kirk asked.

"Yes."

"Never mind sir. I don't think I like the other Chekov." Original Chekov said.

"What?!" Reboot Chekov asked.

"I didn't say anything." Original Chekov said pretending like nothing had happened.

"You should like the other Chekov. He seems cool." Sulu commented.

"But he's smarter than me. He made me feel just dumb right now so I don't like him."

"I didn't just stop liking the alternative me even if I couldn't beat him at fencing."

"Well, you should at least be mad at him."

"But I'm not."

"Now what. Let's just hurry and get through this wormhole."

"Whatever you say Pavel." Sulu taunted.

"Hikaru!" Chekov replied sticking his tongue out at him.

They followed reboot Chekov's orders exactly and made it through the wormhole. Kirk smirked and wondered what the other Kirk was thinking about them.

Author's Note: So was it fantastically awesome? I hope it was.