"We don't have much time." Mikey said, signalling Jake to follow him.
"Mikey! I can't believe it's you!" Jake said, excited about seeing him.
"I know, but we really have to hurry before the devil is prepared to go to Earth." Mikey said running to a cave.
"Man, hell has really changed you." Jake said, following Mikey to the cave.
"Down this cave is the Devil's lair. As of right now he is the only one beside Anvil and us that knows about the portal."
"So we find him, kick his ass and everything will be fine."
"That's right."
"So why didn't he come out right when the portal opened."
"He has a lot of preparation to do before he can leave Hell. I know it's hell, but there are rules here too."
After Mikey spoke, Jake noticed an incubus abusing who he thought was Marilyn Monroe. Jake walked toward the couple and grabbed the abusive incubus and choke-slammed him into a stalagmite. The stalagmite pierced the demon's skin and went right through him, he was going to be stuck there for a while. Marilyn blushed and gave Jake a kiss.
"Mikey, you go to the Devil's Lair. I'll catch up with you." Jake said as he and Marilyn Monroe proceeded to...well you can guess what they are going to do.