Totally not a new chapter to anyone who thought this was. Apologies. As said post-epilogue I would notify everyone of the sequel for convenience. So! The first chapter is up (I would have said something in the summary of this one but I'm out of space so faux update will have to do).
Again, sorry for the false hope. Well, kinda false, you do get a new chapter, just not on here.
Also to take away space in the chapter one author's note: I probably will update on a seven-day instead of six-day schedule because unlike last time I don't have as many backup chapters. Don't freak out if I miss a day because I am not abandoning this under any circumstances. Worse comes to worst it'll go up for adoption but those are just never the same.
-Hasta la pasta!
P.S. I'm thinking about an actual cover for both of these but I, like, really suck at drawing people. If anyone has any suggestions it would be greatly appreciated.
P.P.S. My oneshots feel unloved. I don't think they're that terrible... and there might be a side story for two certain jokers later depending on reception*hint, hint*
P.P.P.S. This note will be taken down in about three days.