I'M SO, SOOO SORRY! ;-; I'M A TERRIBLE AUTHOR FOR MAKING YOU GUYS WAIT SO LONG ;^;
Disclaimer- Me owning Tumblr, Cry, Hetalia and Nyotalia (even though I REALLY want to!) is like Justin Beaver being liked by everyone, impossible.
WARNING- Swearing, breaking and entering, etc.
Elsa looked at the four shocked spies. Their minds trying to calculate the children to age ratio. She sighed. It was very typical for people to assume that they were born from her even though that was not the case, since the number to age ratio is far too odd. "To answer your unspoken questions, they're adopted. And if I wasn't clear enough, do I have to get out my soap to clean those dirty minds?" She asked as a creepy aura emitted from her making them shiver as well as blush in embarrassment.
"N-No ma'am!" They stuttered out, slightly out of sync. The aura disappeared, leaving a smile in its place. "Good! Now let's get you all acquainted with~!" She said the smile getting larger, then she laid a gentle hand on the tallest child's arm, giving him reassurance. She would have preferred his shoulder, but him being 6'3" would have required a lot of unnecessary work. His baby blue eyes, covered slightly by his light wheat colored bangs, looked at her brown ones with a small kind smile. Sometimes his mother was just a bundle of worry.
He looked at the four with a polite smile. "Privet all, I am Dmitri, the eldest child and adopted in Mother Russia." He said in his Russian accent with his usual sweet tone that made Maddie blush a bit when he looked at her. She had this attraction to voices hence her love of Cry's voice. But seriously, who doesn't love that man's voice?
Next came the second and third tallest children AKA the tallest girls in the line. The taller girl had long blonde hair that ended at about her lower back, dark blue eyes behind dark blue frames that seem to glare at you, but she wasn't really trying to glare at anyone. She didn't say a word. Just looked over to the slightly identical, and slightly (like two centimeters) shorter girl next to her. She had baby blue eyes that shined happily, a goofy grin on her face, long blonde hair tied into a bun and spiky bangs that leaned a bit to the right side of her face.
"Hej! I'm Freyja, the third oldest, and the silent one next to me is Kristina. She's the second oldest and doesn't talk much. We're twins and adopted in Scandinavia! Specifically in Denmark!" Freyja said in a loud confident filled Danish accented voice.
"Mhm." Kristina hummed and nodded at her twin's explanation.
Then the third tallest girl, Anya, smiled at the four spies. "Privet! I am Anya, I was adopted in Mother Russia as well, in fact, Dmitri is my brother. It is nice to meet you!" Her introduction was short, simple, and innocent... Seeming...
Next came the albino, Julia. "Kesesesesesese~" she laughed confidently, "Hallo! I'm the awesome Julia! I was adopted in one of Berlin's many orphanages. You see, I was always the awesomest child out of all the other kids, I was the one and only albino, of course. And-" Before she could finish her very narcissistic story, Anya covered her mouth.
"No one cares that much." She said with a smile, it was rude, but kind of true. When Anya uncovered her mouth, Julia crossed her arms and pouted, but she did stop talking. I-It's not like she is a-afraid of her o-or anything... It's just that she needed to be a role model, that's right! A role model, for the little ones. Mutti did stress that they all had to be good, and she did not want to get in trouble!
Then Sadik took his introduction. "Alo! I'm Sadik, the handsome one-" there a snort from Heracles down the line, "and I was adopted in Turkey."
"It was Greece, ilithios." Heracles corrected from down the line. His green eyes glaring at the Turk. "I was with you, remember?"
Sadik grinned one of his mischievous grins that makes him look kind of stupid. "Nope, I'm sure it was Turkey. And it was years ago, too. Not like you could remember it at all with that salak brain of yours." He said confidently.
"Uh... Actually.." Elsa interrupted trying not to encourage either side to roll on the floor and start fighting, like they usually do. "You two were adopted in an orphanage between the border of both counties. So technically, both of you are correct." The two were about to say something, but they were stunned silent by the creepy glare they felt behind them. Most likely Francine, they straitened themselves and kept their gazes away from each other. They will both openly admit the Frenchwoman scares the living crap out of them.
It started again with a blank faced teenager with dark blue eyes and light blonde hair with a mysterious curl seeming to float from the side of his head. He was fairly tall, but not taller than Sadik, and he had this aura around him. Very indescribable actually. "Hallo." He said in a monotoned Norwegian accent. "I'm Lukas, I was adopted from the same orphanage in Denmark as Kristina and the blonde bimbo, but I was originally from Norway." Freyja tried very hard not to yell out that she was sooooo not a bimbo, but she held it in. She could get revenge later, anyway.
Next was Nikolai. "Nikolai. Russia. Touch big sister Anya and suffer." He stated bluntly, his last sentence laced with venom. He glared daggers at the three men, ignoring Maddie because she seemed harmless. Tony, Vash and Arthur nodded, slightly afraid. They have faced worse, but the threat was enough to spook them. Anya sweated nervously probably going to have an anxiety attack because of her own brother.
After him was yet another blonde. Her hair was cut very short, like a boy's, she had bright sky blue eyes and if it weren't for her defined chest, they easily could have mistaken her for a he."Hallo, I am Monicka. I was adopted with my sister, Julia, in Germany. I hope you don't stuff her in a closet like the last tryout nannies." She said professional like, making her seem much older than she really was, in her German accent. She seemed normal to the four spies maybe a stick in the mud, but normal none of the less.
"Did you know about that?" Elsa whispered to Eliza and Franny, who shook their heads. "I wondered why it was so quiet last Tuesday..."
Next was another platinum, almost silver, blonde boy with about the same color of purple as Anya's eyes. "Halló." He greeted, his voice monotone and face blank. "I'm Emil. I was adopted along with Kristina, Freyja and Lukas. I was originally from Iceland." The Norwegian resisted the urge to make the Icelandic call him, "big brother" instead of Lukas, but that could be dealt with later.
It was Heracles's turn. "Geiá sou, I am Heracles. As previously mentioned, I was adopted with the stupid Turk, and I would love it if you stuffed him in a closet." No one really commented on the last part; it was pretty much expected.
Next was a black-haired Asian looking boy with dull brown eyes and a expressionless face. "Kon'nichiwa, my name is Kiku. I was adopted from Japan, it is nice to meet you." He bowed slightly.
"He's very polite.." Toni whispered to to the others, who nodded in response. Honestly the most old-fashioned person here and he must have been young because of his position in the line. Which was an odd revelation considering his other family members.
After the polite Kiku was Anneliese. "Hallo you four, I am Anneliese. I was adopted with Monicka and that albino imbecile, but I was originally from Austria. Please DO NOT call me Annie." She sounded kind of snobby and a stick in the mud.
"She probably thinks she's all that with a bag of chips." Maddie mumbled inaudibly.
"What did you say?" The black-haired girl asked Madeline.
Maddie looked up at her with a (totally not fake) smile. "Oh nothing! Just talking to myself."
After Annie was a tan, clearly Indian, little boy. He had dark brown hair and nice hazel eyes. "Namaste, my name is Hara. I was adopted from New Delhi, India. My aunt Aliana says I will own a 7/11 one day!" He said happily, he seemed nice and honest.
The four spies looked at him, a little worried. "Your aunt sounds racist and slightly comical." Arthur said to the little Hindi child. 'I hope I never meet her.' He thought. 'She seems to be terrible company.'
"Oh no. She is very nice! But not when she is bleeding from her insides. Can anyone tell me where the blood comes from in the first place? Also, how is she not dead?"
Elsa laughed nervously. "You shouldn't ask too many questions now, Hara dear."
The introductions continued on. Next was a small, curly wheat blonde-haired boy with pretty teal blue eyes that made it kind of harder to tell that he was actually a he. He shivered slightly in fear with Francine basically breathing down his neck and then his sister Anya in the room with him. "U-Uh, s-sveiki... I'm R-Raivis.. I-I was adopted in R-Riga, Latvia. A-And... Um... I-I hope you t-take good care of all of u-us..." He said shyly in his Latvian accent the women quietly squealed, including Anya, HE IS SO FUCKING ADORKABLE! To think he's 10.
Then a little girl with platinum blond hair ending a little bit past her shoulders, lavender eyes and a cute white dog cradled in her arms. She smiled at the four happily, she was full of child-like innocence. "Hei! My name is Rika! I came here with Kristi, Frayji, Luka and Emmi but my other home was in Finland." She said with her cute Finish accent and seemed really out-of-place with her other brothers and sisters. I think the dog probably helped with the assumption. Oh yeah, she's holding a dog. A cute fluffy bundle of fluffiness.
After Rika were two little twin auburn haired boys, one had hazel-green eyes, the other had just plain hazel. There were other differences like one of the twins had darker hair, their identical gravity defying curls were switched and one had slightly darker skin, you know, physical stuff. But I'm sure that their personalities can't be that far off-"Ok, you idiots." The tanner twin started rather rudely. "I'm Lovino, the older twin and the second youngest. I will not deal with your BS like my fratello does with our other fratellos and sorellas. Because he's extremely naïve." Lovino said with a (not at all cute) glare towards the spies his very strong and (not) adorable Italian accent.
Then the other twin looked at them with a dorky-cute smile that made you want to smile. "Ve~ Ciao! I'm Feliciano, but you can call me Feli!" He said happily. I might have spoken too soon with the personality contrast thing. "Please be nice to mi fratello, he may be mean, but he means well. We're from Rome, Italia, by the way!" He said innocently with his happy-go-lucky attitude and kind of girly sounding Italian accent.
"Ok, shit bricks, your fucking turn." Lovino, the second youngest, said to the 4 spies. The four responded by staring at the little boy wide-eyed, very surprised. They knew he was rude and blunt, but they never would have first expected vulgar. That was a close second on the list of possibilities right next to pranking, for some reason, they almost tied.
"LOVI!" Franny squeaked in surprise. "Language, please!"
The little 8 year old's eyes widened slightly, realizing he slipped up. "Oh! Ok, sorry. Shit rocks." He corrected making it harder for Julia, Freyja, Elsa and Sadik to not bust out laughing.
"No, no, Lovino." Francine lightly scolded, she knew he didn't know better. He usually swears all he likes in front of Elsa because she doesn't really care as long as he doesn't say it at school or when the whole family goes out to eat with guests. "Shit is not a nice word, also the f-bomb is not necessary in any sentence." The Frenchwoman explained.
He was silent for a few minutes, soaking up the information. "So... bricks is fine?" Lovino asked, his olive-green eyes still held a little confusion.
"Yes, Lovi. Bricks is fine." She then turned to the four, looking like that little scene never happened. "As Lovino so colorfully worded. It is your turn to introduce yourselves." Franny said with a polite smile.
Maddie looked at the other three, "Ladies first?" She asked the others who shrugged and mumbled "Uh, sure," or "Whatever," in agreement to her question. She sighed and gave them a small smile. "Uh... Hi.. I-I'm Madeline Williams, b-but you can call me Maddie for short. I-I like maple syrup and pancakes. I'm also from u-up there." To emphasize her point she pointed upwards.
"Are you saying you're an angel?" Feli asked tilting his head a bit in confusion and awe.
Maddie laughed nervously. "N-Not quite. I meant I was Canadian, but t-that's a good guess..."
Tony went second. "Hola! I'm Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, but you can call me Tony. I like hot chocolate and churros! I am from the country of España." He said with a grin. Lovino hated him already.
Then Vash. "... Hi, the name is Vash Zwingli. I'm from Switzerland..." He didn't really want to be talkative. They all seemed like a bunch of loons. I mean, who would want to talk to them?
And finally Arthur. "Ello, I'm Arthur Kirkland, I'm from the UK-"
Francine's eyes widened. "Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Did you say Kirkland?" She asked.
Arthur raised an eyebrow. "Yes. I did say my last name was Kirkland. Why did you-"
"Oh my god!" She yelled with her head in her hands, rudely interrupting the Brit. "No, nooo, nooooo... Please, not anotherrrrr!" She whined.
Arthur looked at Elsa with a questioning glance. "Care to explain?" He asked.
"Uh..." She started then pausing for a good few moments before her eyes lit up with recognition. "Oh yeah! Alistair's last name is Kirkland!" She grinned at the four very happy she remembered something. "Those two get along like fire and ice, Satanists and Christians, or 12 year olds and Tumblr!"
"So... Not good?"
"Oh hell no, it's like terrible with a side of HOLY LORD SATAN HELP ME!"
The four looked at each other sharing a moment before Arthur whispered, "...Ok...?"
She sighed. "Sorry, I give really weird answers when I start my metaphors..." Her expression turned slightly more serious then turned to the 18 children. "Today, Maddie, Tony, Vash and Arthur are going to take care of you. I'll check up on you guys once in a while to see if you all are somewhat orderly. Remember, your opinions affect my answer of if they have the job or don't." She then turned to the tryout nannies and smiled. "Good luck you guys! Now, I'm gonna go change into my normal clothes. The children will show you the basics of the manor so you won't lose your way too much. Ja matte~!" She said happily to everyone before exiting the room.
The spies decided to literally just stop asking questions at this point. Franny still wasn't out of her shocked state so Eliza stayed with her while the children dragged the four out of the room and around the halls. The children split up into small manageable groups: Kristina, Frayja, Lukas, Emil and Rika (on top of Kristina's shoulders) showed around Maddie; Anneliese, Anya, Raivis, Heracles and Nikolai (to Anya's dismay) showed around Vash; Hara, Feli, Lovino and Kiku showed around Tony; Dmitri, Julia, Sadik and Monicka showed around Arthur. Sadly, it turned out that Arthur had gotten two of the three trouble makers and he didn't even know it making Julia and Sadik more tempted to mess with him. But with goody-goody Monicka and too-nice-for-his-own-good Dmitri in their group it would be very hard to trick Arthur without either of them figuring it out and preventing the trick from occurring.
While Arthur was dragged along being shown where the living room was and how to get outside to the backyard. During the tour he heard a shuffle of objects being moved in a room they haven't introduced to him yet. "Wait," he said, gaining his group's attention, "do you hear that?" They stayed silent, then heard the shuffling of items again.
"Yeah." Julia whispered, confused about who that could be. She saw Arthur take something out of his jacket pocket, walk towards the kitchen door and open it as she racked her mind for who it could be.
Arthur looked around the room and saw a hooded figure raiding the fridge. Oh, so this was the kitchen-he had no time to admire its nice interior design, he had to deal with the food criminal. He pulled the stapler he put in his jacket earlier and pointed it toward the ruffian. "Freeze! I have a stapler and I'm not afraid to use it!" Wow, that sounded better in his head...
"What?" The hooded figure asked, their voice definitely female, as she turned away from the fridge to the Englishman. "Oh hey! Hi, white dude! What's with the stapler?"
Arthur was a bit surprised, he knew he did have an odd improvised weapon, but seriously? No fear? "Why are you so calm, you're raiding a kitchen, shouldn't you be at least a little freaked out that you got caught or-or something?" The children finally walked over to the door to see who it was.
Monicka pinched the bridge of her nose, figuring out who it was easily. "Aliana Santiago, what in the world are you doing in the kitchen?"
"A-Aliana?" Arthur thought, he couldn't believe his ears. Did he seriously not notice that he jinxed himself earlier?
She took off her hood exposing a young (probably early twenties) pretty Latino woman with deep brown eyes, lightly tanned skin and curly black hair tied into a ponytail. "Hey, Monicka~!" She said with a grin. "I just ran out of food in my fridge so I decided to steal some of yours'!" She explained like it was totally an everyday occurrence.
Dmitri chuckled. "You know, Aunt Aliana, you can always ask mother for more food."
She sighed, "Yeah, but-" she lifted her hand forward and moved it slowly in a lazy motion, "she's all the way on the 4th floor."
Arthur face-palmed. He just knew it was going to be a long day...
CLIFF HANGERS, CLIFF HANGERS EVERYWHERE!
FINALLY A NEW CHAPTER, I'm I right? I'm seriously sorry for that! I had major writers block for the story, but the bunnies are back now!
So, TRANSLATION TIME! (btw, they could be wrong cuz, you know Google Translate is a bitch.)
Privet (Russian) - Hello
Hej (Danish) - Hello
Hallo (German/Norwegian) - Hello
Alo (Turkish) - Hello
ilithios (Greek) - idiot
salak (Turkish) - stupid
Halló (Icelandic) - Hello
Geiá sou (Greek) - Hello
Kon'nichiwa (Japanese) - Hello
Namaste (Hindi) - Hello
Sveiki (Latvian) - Hello
Hei (Finnish) - Hello
Ciao (Italian) - Hello
Ja matte (Japanese) - See you later
Also, new characters!
Dmitri Braginski-Wu/Male!Ukraine
Kristina Kohler-Wu/Fem!Sweden
Frayja Kohler-Wu/Fem!Denmark
Lukas Bondevik-Wu/Norway
Monicka Beilschmidt-Wu/Fem!Germany
Emil Steilsson-Wu/Iceland
Kiku Honda-Wu/Japan
Rika Väinämöinen-Wu/Fem!Finland
Aliana Santiago
I promised my friend it would be up today (she kinda begged for months for me to write). Did I disappoint, Ali?