Okay, so this is basically a type of crackish AU story set somewhere around early season 1. And it kinda doesn't make any sense :P

It's dedicated to the lovely agentmarymargaretskitz. Hun I know your birthday was a month ago, but this is like a very belated fic for you ^_^ Thank you for being such an awesome skitz buddy!

Also, there is actually a character named Stupor in Marvel comics who's an inhuman who has the ability to reduce his opponents' motor skills. That's where I got the name and power from.

Anywho onto the story:

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I know what you two are thinking, don't even try to go there." Jemma tells Skye and Fitz in her best stern voice.

Skye pouts. "Oh come on Simmons, aren't you just a little bit curious?" she asks as she gazes intently at the little blue circular box on the table.

Jemma carefully removes it from her reach. "No, this little thing opens portals to parallel universes. That screams trouble to me. And honestly after all the crazy shenanigans we've been through these past few weeks-I think we should all steer clear of anything even remotely supernatural."

Fitz and Skye nod dutifully but as soon as Jemma leaves with the box Fitz says, "Meet me at the lab after everyone's gone to bed, I'll have it with me."

Skye tries not to squeal in her excitement but fails. "Fitz you're the best!"

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"Ready?"

"As ready as I'll ever be." Skye answers as she takes his hand.

"We open it on the count of three."

"One."

"Two."

"Three."

Blinding green light shoots out of the box and a second later they're sucked into the portal without a single sound. The rest of the bus sleeps on.

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They fell face first in the middle of the lab. Skye and Fitz slowly rise while rubbing their temples.

They are greeted by the sight of a two very startled scientists. Jemma and Ward stand there in lab coats looking at them like they were aliens.

"Hi." Skye tentatively extends her hand, and then drops it promptly once she realizes no one was going to shake it. Fitz is as still as a statue.

Jemma seems to finally come to her senses and asks "Who are you and what was that thing you dropped out of?"

Surprisingly the first thing out of Ward's mouth is, "And why are you two so skinny?"

That jolts Fitz out of his dazed state. "Hey! I'll have you know me and Skye are perfectly fit."

Ward snorts, then sobers up almost immediately and looks at Fitz with wide eyes. "Okay whatever you say Stupor just don't use your powers on me again."

Fitz and Skye exchanged confused looks. "Who's Stupor? What powers? And most importantly are you a scientist? Because that is unimaginable in any universe Ward."

Jemma slams her beaker down on the table. "Okay that's it! Tell me right now who you imposters are, or else.." she pauses to look around the lab and grabs the nearest Night Night gun and says, "or else I will shoot you with this very special gun and believe me the consequences will be fatal." It was very cute to see Jemma try to be threatening.

Skye shrugs. "Relax Simmons. I'm well aware that gun is meant to be anything but fatal. And I know that because I came from a parallel universe."

Ward and Jemma blink rapidly for a few seconds, look at each other, then at Skye and Fitz, then turn back to one another. Finally Ward kicks the table. "Man I lost the bet with Skye! Now I owe her fifty bucks. How could I have ever known she'd be right about this?"

The hacktivist leans forward eagerly. "You owe me money?" she asks with glee.

"Yeah I made this stupid bet with her months ago about how parallel universes don't exist, and she kept insisting that they did because apparently she heard a kree talk about them in one of her solo missions. Looks like she was right." he says sullenly.

"What's a kree?" Fitz speaks up. "Also since when is Skye allowed to go on solo missions?"

"Ever since she became 'Quake' and was able to master the art of making the world around us tremble." Jemma answers with a saccharine smile that implies she isn't quite happy with that development.

Skye gasps. "What?! I have powers too? Omg that's so cool!" she can't help doing a little jump while holding onto Fitz's arm and encouraging him to do the same. He scratches his head. "I still don't understand what my powers are though, and I mean Stupor? That's such a stupid name."

Ward narrows his eyes. "Wait, so if you two don't have any powers in your universe, does it mean Simmons and I are the ones who do?"

There's a moment of silence. Skye and Fitz hum for a while and then nod seriously. "Oh yes, if you call being able to rupture someone's spleen with your pinky while blindfolded on a windy day a superpower, then sure, you have one!"

Ward bends down to whisper in Jemma's ear. "I don't get it. Are they being serious? It's hard to tell."

"Beats me." she whispers back. "These two seem a little crazy if you ask me, I mean look at the way they are giggling and falling all over themselves. Our Fitz and Skye would never do that!"

Ward speaks up, "Speaking of our Fitz and Skye, I would really appreciate if you two would leave before they appear, that would save me fifty bucks and also spare Jemma and I the torture of hearing Skye brag about it for the rest of our lives."

"Are you kidding me? No way we wanna see our superhero versions!" Fitz and Skye yell out simultaneously.

Jemma covers her ears and grimaces, "Oh they are so loud. Like little children."

In all of the commotion none of them hear the glass doors sliding open. The other Fitz and Skye better known as Stupor and Quake saunter in covered in bruises. They take in the scene before them and do a double take.

"How hard did we hit our heads?" Stupor asks Quake.

Quake clears her throat and everyone turns around to look at her. The hacker and the engineer's jaws fall open as they look their parallel selves up and down. They were wearing tac gear that accentuated their toned bodies and the various cuts and scratches on their faces only served to make them look sexier.

"Oh my god I have abs Skye, look I have abs!" Fitz exclaims in utter disbelief.

"So do I!" Skye clapped her hands. They high five each other while the other two look at them like they've grown another head.

Stupor and Quake turn to Ward and Jemma. "So, who are these clowns?"

Fitz and Skye stop grinning hearing that. Jemma explains the situation.

Stupor waves at them dismissively. "So you're just ordinary insignificant humans with no powers? Nothing special about you?"

Skye huffs indignantly. "Excuse me?! Nothing special? I'll have you know that my friend Fitz here can build the most amazing gadgets with his bare hands and I can hack into the most top security government agency with my bare hands. Ppfft what can you two do that's so amazing anyway?"

Quake's smile is almost predatory. Jemma's eyes go wide with horror as she realizes what that means. "Oh no not again" she begins to say but it's too late.

With her outstretched hand Quake sends a mild wave of her power through the lab and everything and everyone topples to one side of the room. Skye and Fitz cling to one another as the ground beneath their feet trembles and Ward and Jemma crouch in a corner under the holotable. Stupor and Quake seem to be really enjoying themselves.

"Stop it! Stop it right now!" Jemma yells from across the room and just when all her beakers and bottles are on the verge of falling and shattering to bits on the floor, the shaking stops.

Fitz opens his eyes. "Quake. I see. It makes sense." he says slowly. Skye's a little speechless. She stares at her counterpart with new found awe and only a hint of fear.

"And that was just a little taste of what these hands can do." Quake smirks. "Darling why don't you show these novices how talented you are with your fingers." she croons in Stupor's ear.

The way she says it makes Skye raise her eyebrows. Fitz gulps nervously.

Stupor almost looks bored as he gets up and places his hand on Ward's shoulder. They could see little sparks shooting out of his palm. Instantly Ward's expression changes to one of dazed confusion and he starts mumbling incoherently.

Fitz snickers. "That's it? It's funny I'll give you that, but nothing to brag about. You don't need special powers to make someone fall into a stupor, alcohol can do that as well."

Stupor tilts his head and narrows his eyes. He begins to advance towards Fitz but Quake catches him by the waist. "Fitzy, who cares about what these idiots have to say? I think your power is magnificent."

She turns him around and presses him against the lab table and starts making out with him. He grabs the back of her head and brings her even closer, his fingers tangling roughly in her hair.

Skye and Fitz stand beside them looking like they'd been electrocuted. Jemma swears she can actually see their hair standing on end.

"Oh my god Skye I see tongue, you're using your tongue! With me!"

"You didn't tell us they were dating!" Skye tells Jemma.

Jemma seems a little surprised. "Aren't you two?"

"No!" they reply in unison. And then, "Are you and Ward together as well?"

Now it was their turn to yell "No!" Ward wrinkles his nose. "She's my sister!"

"What? You're siblings?"

Jemma nods and adds, "I also happen to have a lovely boyfriend named Tripp."

Fitz and Skye take in all the new information and just shake their heads. Meanwhile their superhero selves were too busy eating each other's face, completely oblivious to the conversation happening around them.

"I think one of you should stop them before they produce a little Quake of their own right here right now." Skye says very seriously.

Ward and Jemma shrug as though this was a daily occurrence.

Fitz is having a hard time tearing his eyes away from the couple. Skye snaps her fingers in front of his face. "Oi, enough with the gazing. I think it's time to get the hell out of here before we witness a natural earthquake happen two feet from us."

She doesn't need to tell him twice.

After waving a quick goodbye to Ward and Jemma and saying, "It was nice knowing you two, them not so much," he opens the box and they disappear down the little portal.

The poof sound finally makes Stupor and Quake take a break from their activities to look up.

"What a disappointment, I thought if we ever met our parallel selves they would have superpowers like being able to control fire or the wind. Can you imagine how boring it must be to be so human."

Jemma coughs distinctly and the inhumans roll their eyes. Ward tries to appear inconspicuous and slowly walk out of the lab but Quake steps in his way.

"Pay up scientist, we both know you remember our little bet."

Ward makes a nasty face and reluctantly places a fifty in Quake's outstretched hand.

"See that's what happens when you're too arrogant to believe that in this big bad fascinating universe, our world is the only real one."

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"So, that was something huh?" Fitz mutters as he toys with the portal in his hands.

They're sitting on Skye's bunk with the the little lamp by her bed on as it's still a few hours till sunrise.

"Yeah, I don't know which part was the craziest. The fact that Simmons and Ward were siblings? Or that we were cocky mean superheroes? Or that we were dating?!" she says with a curious spark in her eyes. Fitz doesn't miss it.

He smiles and replies, "Nah, I think the fact that I had six pack abs was the most unrealistic bit."

Skye laughs. And then says, "So which one do you think has the possibility of happening in this universe? You think we could somehow get powers, I don't know, maybe get bitten by some radioactive spider?"

"I don't know about that, but one thing sure isn't happening. Ward's never gonna be a scientist!"

"Yeaaah, that's for sure." she agrees. Her lips are slightly parted in a manner that indicates that she wants to say something more, but can't exactly articulate her thoughts.

Fitz saves her the trouble. "I'm thinking about that too." he says somewhat shyly.

"It's just, you'd think it'd be weird, but it was kinda...hot." Skye can't believe she just admitted that out loud. But after seeing Fitz's expression she doesn't feel all that embarrassed anymore. His eyes dart back and forth from her mouth to her hands and then to the wall behind her.

"Well, can't disagree there." his voice is little strained.

"Mmm hmmm. Also it's the one thing that, if we ever wanted, we could actually make it happen here as well." she speaks in a halting lilt, as if she wants to wait and gauge his reaction to every word before the next one comes out.

He looks more pleasantly surprised than shocked at her confession. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'd definitely like to try that out...sometime."

"Okay then."

"Okay. I should probably...go back to my own room now."

They stand up and he does a little awkward wave as he walks out. She shuts her door and sits back down on the bed.

After five seconds she gets up again and pokes her head out of her room and says, "Hey! Do you maybe, want to find out, right now? Because there's no way I'm getting any sleep tonight and we still have..."she looks down at her cellphone, "four hours to kill before dawn." It all comes out in a breathless rush and her cheeks are flushed but she's not going to take it back.

Fitz freezes in his tracks. She can see the tension in his taut back. He slowly turns around. The expression on his face is priceless. "You serious?"

"As serious as I'll ever be." she says with a little laugh.

And in a heartbeat he runs back and grabs her face with his hands. "I thought you'd never ask."

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Soo, lemme know your thoughts I guess!