"Hey Lenny, where the hell were you yesterday?" Moe asked him.
"I wasn't pleasing myself with Homer being drunk if that's what your thinking." Lenny replied, nervously rolling his eyes around.
"D'oh!" Homer cursed, feeling unappreciated about his inebriety.
"All the dumb things that keep happening is definitely the beer talking!" Barney remarked, burping loudly afterward.
"And who ever heard of injecting booze in a donut?" Carl commented.
"Maybe it's the author who's really drunk around here!" Homer claimed, his finger in the air.
"Nope. It definitely all of youse." Moe stated.
Homer gulped down another beer, getting so drunk that the inside of Moe's broke apart, with Homef screaming as he fell up into the sky. Then Homer woke up, realizing that he passed out from being drunk.
"Some thing ain't ever gonna change." Lenny stated. "Except for some talking turtle who put my secret tire service out of business."