"Hello, who the hell is this?" Moe asked, picking up the phone on his tavern.
"Is Farr there? First name Farr, last name Tingas." Bart responded from the other line.
"Hold on." Moe put down the phone, "Is there a Farr Tingas in here?"
The whole tavern burst into laughter, except for Homer, who was woken up from all the laughter, having gone into a drunk coma.
"D'oh! I can't believe I missed a good crank call!" Homer cursed.
"And it was a good one too!" Barney burped loudly after his statement.
"Ohhhh!" Homer wailed in dismay.
"Next time just don't get drunk, Homer." Lenny suggested.
"Too bad it's in the title. So expect it a lot as more chapters get added." Carl added.
"Yeah, if more chapters do get added." Lenny chuckled.
"A what?" Moe gasped as Bart could be heard laughing out loud on the other end.