The next day came and it's Sakura's day off! But still, Sarada keeps asking that same question. Today, she has no work at the hospital, which means, more time with Sarada, more time with questions, and more energy to waste from cleaning the house. She's a clean-freak. It's her nature.

She was sweeping the floor when the little child decided to inquire again for the nth time that day. Sakura sighed, she's getting tired of this so she had no choice but to answer. Honestly.

"Sarada-chan, I think the reason why Sasuke-kun only wants one child because you're already enough. As for me, I also want another child, but I also realllllyyyy love my baby Sarada~! I don't know why your dad's contented with one." She responded as she pinched her cheeks.

Sarada pouted, but didn't react. In fact, she was angry. Angry because her father only wanted one child, and angry because she hates being pinched in the cheek. It stayed awkward until the young Uchiha decided to make a comment, a comment which she usually refer to Uzumaki Boruto, yet today's a different story.

"Boys are stupid."

Sakura froze. What?

Before the mother can say other nonsense comment, the front door suddenly opened and in came the new comer with his one eye covered. "Tadaima."

In a matter of minutes , another door was heard and both adults looked up just to realize that their little angel had locked herself up in her own room. The pinkette sighed and shook her head. The other one's eyebrow just rose in confusion. "Okaeri, Sasuke-kun."

"What's her problem?" He asked as they both sat on the comfy couch. Her mind restarts, and turned to look at her husband. "I don't know... she asked me earlier about her being the only child..." This questions still lurks on her head, which stresses her until now. She felt so tired. She needs to sleep.

The pink-haired Uchiha's vision started to blur... "And then...I said that maybe you don't want a child because she is enough. And then she said boys are stupid..." She gave in and fell asleep on her husband's shoulder. This was natural for Sasuke, Sakura's always tired. But that's not the thing in his mind right now. He was kind of offended on the word "stupid" which is indirectly for him. When he felt a sudden weight on his shoulder, he didn't care. It's just Sakura. This woman always does this whenever sha has a chance, not that he didn't like it.

He turns his head to his side, only to find sleeping beauty already drooling on his shoulder. He got irritated at first, but then shrugged it off, she's not on a good condition anyway. He sighs and returned in staring at space. He needs to talk to both of her girls to clarify things.

"Hn."

WHY MUST BOYS BE SO STUPID? I mean, they're so dense! They don't consider girl's feelings! It's so unfair!

Uchiha Sarada was pacing back and forth in her own pink- themed room. Even though 30 minutes already passed after her encounter with her parents, she still cannot think of a very meaningful answer.

Maybe he really just wants one? Didn't he want a son?! I can't believe him!

Call her stupid but she really wants to talk to herself right now.

It shouldn't be that hard to have sexual intercourse, right? What's hard with pencils and Vaina? What's a vaina anyway?!

This little rant of hers started 3 days ago when she was in school. Boruto is teasing her when he unexpectably but unbelivably stopped. Sarada looks up from her book, to see what happened that caused him to stop, and only to witness him go to aid her sister who is currently bullied by other girls at her age. The son of the hokage roared at them, telling them to don't come any closer to her sister again. I heard him shout about something like. "I really hate those girls. They often to pull you down just because you're above them. Jealous brats!"

What an irony,huh? He's also a bully to me too, not that I take it too seriously. For me, he's just a kohai that despirately wants attention from his senpai. It's just his way to get my attention, EVERYDAY. After comforting his sister, he's back in being a jerk again, calling me "Four Eyes!" or occasionally, "Forehead".

But a feeling aroused inside her, she never felt this before. She felt lonely. She needs someone to take care of, to have someone to protect from those jealous maidens. She suddenly has the sad feeling of not having someone to talk about her secrets, or even about why Kakashi-sensei doesn't have a girlfriend since birth. She wants to experience being a sister.

Her throat went dry. She didn't know why.

I guess a sip of cold water will help me freshen up..

She carefully turned the knob so it can make noises as quietly as possible. Peeking her head outside, she scanned if the area is isolated. The coast is clear. She opened the door widely and stepped out. The door was shut quietly.

As she steped on the last step of the stairs connecting the first and second floor, her heart skipped a beat when she saw the scene in their livingroom.

SARADA RANTS FOR THE WIN!~ HAHA (CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY!)

this... is not the original plan. I lost the real plot when I'm sleeping. I didn't know where I put those but hey! I still remember some details!

READ AND REVIEW MINNA-SAN~! GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!

there's a next chapter by the way. I don't think this one is entertaining though. I really appreciate all of you, laughing at "Pencils and Vaina"