Me: LET ME KISS YOU SENPAI!
Lorey: no, your not single. Go kiss your first girlfriend.
Me: How do you know she's my first?
Lorey: ... I uh... stalked you all your life... Mostly in your sleep and dreams... Sometimes at school... Sometimes when you walk home from school... Sometimes when you masturbate.
Me: AW WHAT! "blushes insanely"
Lorey: Yes... even when you masturbate... And when you take showers... And when you talk to yourself all the time...even when you play with yourelf... I know everything about you...
Me: ...(talk about creepy... ) Uhhhhhhhhh... So uhhhh... About that masturbation...
Lorey: You wanna hand job don't you?
Me: WHAT!? NO!...MAYBE...
Lorey: Go tell your girlfriend to do that...
Me: Oooooooorrrrrr...
Lorey: If you want a three-way just ask your girlfriend for permission...
Me: (Oh my lord Jesus Christ, she knows everything about me) uhhhh... She might say no.
Lorey: Ok, no three-way then...
Me: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Lorey: Practically I love you... I know everything about you and I tend to like most about you...
Me: THEN FUCK ME!
Lorey: Stop it thirsty black man.
Me: ... Im just aroused right now...
Lorey: ... fine, i'll give you a hand-gob.
Me: "GASPS LOUDLY IN A COMEDIC WAY" REALLY!
Lorey: If I do so i'm gonna tell Jessica.
Me: "groans loudly"
Lorey: Hehehehe
Me: WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS!
Lorey: Because you a virgo... And virgos like that stuff...
Me: Dammit your right...
Lorey: Although I will suck you dry for free!
Me: REALLY!?
Lorey: Just kidding...
mE: nOOOOOOO
Lorey: Or am I?
Me: I sware i'm gonna rape you.
Lorey: Go right ahead. I like rough sex.
Me: RRRRRRGHHHH!"tranforms"
Lorey: "spreads her tentacles out" Oh be quiet mr. tough guy...
I don't know what i wrote. I freestyled.