It begins with me in the pizzaria
Me: "yawns and sits down" ...Im bored. "gets up and walks around" Fuck cameras... This place is beyond huge.. Why is it so huge?
"pizza"
Me: The fuck? CHICKA! COME HERE!
...
Me: CHICKA! STOP FUCKING WITH ME!
She then jumped on me causing me to struggle really painfully trying to walk
Me: ACK! CHICKA!
Chicka: Hi.
Me: YOU GIANT PIECE OF METAL SHIT! LET GO OF ME!
Chicka: ... why?
Me: YOU ARE METAL! I CAN'T CARRY ALL THIS DAMN WEIGHT!
Chicka: Then stop trying.
Me: NO! I MUST SHOW MY VIEWERS HOW STRONG... I CAN BE! "turns super saiyan" I CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW!
Bonny: "walks by" In the hell?
Me: Help me!
Bonny: ... Your hair is yellow.
Me: YES DAMMIT! I KNOW MY HAIR IS YELLOW! JUST HELP ME!
Freddy: "appears" What is all this noise going on here?
Me: AHHHH! "turns super saiyan 3" FUCKING HELP ME!
Chicka: "laughs" C'MON BROTHER! I KNOW YOUR STRONGER THAN THAT!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIG ASS OVER SIZED BABY CHICKEN BITCH!
Foxy: "appears" ...
Me: IM DYING!
Foxy: My God matey, where are ye eyebrows?
Me: HELP...ME! "coughs up blood"
Foxy: "sighs and picks her up by the hook and sets her down"
Me: "breathes heavily and turns back to normal"
Chicka: Aww...
Freddy: Do you always do this to him?
Me: Ever since we were little. I always give her piggy back rides. But now, she a chicken. "goes unconscience"