Naruto floated in a familiar pool of ramen, this time though he was surrounded by not only by ramen girl, but also Erza, Mirajane and lucy. Naruto had a big goofy smile on his face, as he looked at the women around him. All of them were naked.

Naruto listened as the women began whispering about how cool he was and he smiled wider. Yeah he was so totally awsome, but then his chest started to hurt. The whispers stopped and he looked at the girls who were walking away.

``wait! Where are you going?!´´ Naruto called to them but they did not listen, then the pain in his chest got worse. ``aagh.. AAAAAAH!´´

XOXOXO

Naruto shot up from the bed he was lying on, and in the process launched the dog that had been on his chest across the room. He took shallow breaths as he held his arms around his chest and looked around the room he was in.

``so you've finally woken up huh?´´ Naruto looked at the edge of the bed, there sat a pug ``how ya feeling brat? Any pain?´´ the dog spoke in a deep voice. Naruto started to sweat heavily, the dog was talking, dogs should not talk, they should go 'vof vof' something. At the moment he forgot that Natsu had a talking cat following him around.

``just kidding.´´ another voice said suddenly, and Kakashi stood from where he had hid at the edge of the bed. He looked at Naruto who still looked shell-shocked, so he decided to explain. ``the dog never talked Naruto, that was me. I'm actually good at ventriloquism you know.´´

``what?´´

``oh and well done killing those Vulcans, we thought it was only one.´´

``wait what?´´

``right, right we should go and see the mayor so you can get the reward.´´

``DON'T IGNORE ME DAMNIT!´´ after screaming Naruto let out a whine at the pain he felt.

``aah you should take it easy Naruto, you have a few broken ribs there.´´ Kakashi chided lazily.

Naruto looked at the man suspiciously ``whats up with you? When I met you, you barely even talked to me. Why are you so talkative now?´´

Kakashis visible took the shape of an upside down 'u', it took Naruto a moment to realize he was smiling. ``well the latest book from Lord Jiraya has finally arrived.´´ he spoke in a happy tone and pulled out a small orange book that had the words 'Make out tactics' on the cover. Kakashi looked at the book for a moment and then opened it and started reading.

``WHAT THE HELL-´´ Naruto tried to scream but the pain got too much ``don't just start reading!´´ Kakashi only glanced at him flipped to the next page in the book read more and giggled at whatever he read.

Naruto was pissed but arguing with the man would only cause him more pain. He slipped out of the bed and looked for his bag, he had left it somewhere in the house. As he walked past Kakashi the man giggled again and Naruto felt a shiver go up his spine. This guy was freaking creepy when he laughed.

Getting his pants on was not that hard but wearing his sweater became a problem, since the heavy clothing would rub against his ribs painfully. He decided that wearing a shirt would be annoying and simply went topless, he had bandages covering his chest anyways.

Then Kakashi came in and said to Naruto ``we can head over and see the mayor whenever you want to.´´ then he paused and took in Narutos appearance. ``you trying to look good for the ladies or something?´´

Naruto did not even bother responding, only putting his now cleaned sandals on and exiting the house holding his backpack in his hands. Kakashi quickly caught up to him and took his backpack ``let me help you with that´´ he said before Naruto tried to take it back.

As the two walked towards the town hall once more people in the streets called out greetings and thanks to Naruto. He got a goofy grin on his face and scratched the back of his head. They were treating him like a hero or something, Naruto laughed a bit at the thought.

``please dont laugh like that Naruto, it's a little disturbing.´´ said Kakashi.

``wha- HEY! LIKE YOU'RE ON- aaagh!´´ Naruto realized that having Kakashi around was bad for his health. ``like you're one to talk man. You giggle like a freak when you read that book of yours.´´

``i have no idea what you are talking about.´´ Kakashi feigned ignorance, Naruto almost yelled at him again but stopped himself, he didn't want to feel more pain right now.

Before long they were in the mayors office once more and the man, Orochimaru was already coughing. Since he could not use words to communicate at the moment he decided to use his hands. The gestures he made roughly translated to (Thank you for your aid.) he put a bag on his desk filled with money and pushed it forward (here is your reward, please accept it) then he waved to Naruto before walking over to a couch and laid down (have a safe trip, I would see you off but unfortunately I must rest. Good bye.)

Naruto put the bag of money in his backpack that he had taken back from Kakashi and walked out of the office after saying goodbye.

Time to get back to fairy tail, suddenly Narutos backpack was lifted from his hands again ``ill take care of this´´ said Kakashi as he continued walking

``wha? Hey! Give that back!´´ Naruto called out softly as to not cause himself pain again.

``don't worry Naruto, I'll carry this for you since you are injured.´´

``huh? You mean you're gonna carry that all the way to the train station?´´ Naruto had to wonder why the man would go that far.

``well I need to make sure you get there alright, we would not want our savior to die when he tried to go back.´´

Naruto sighed and accepted that Kakashi would come with him, going to the other town would only take a few hours, he could deal with the strange man for that long at least.

XOXOXOXOXO

Naruto stood in front of Fairy tail, and next to him was Kakashi. ``why are you still here?´´ Naruto asked in clear annoyance.

``i like to follow through on all things I do Naruto.´´

``whatever lets just get in already, I wanna talk to master.´´

they walked in and Naruto called out to the room full of people ``i'm back!´´ many of the people inside called out welcome, and a man walked up to Naruto. It was Macao, he grinned as he came up to Naruto ``hey Naruto how did the mission go? you look like you took a beating!´´

Naruto laughed a bit ``i can tell you later, but now I need to talk to master.´´ Macao nodded and wandered of.

Naruto made his way to the bar and found that Kakashi was already there with a drink in one hand and his book in the other. Ignoring the man Naruto spoke to Mirajane ``hey hey do you know where master is?´´

``master? He is up in his office on the second floor. Oh and welcome back Naruto.´´ she smiled pleasantly as always and Naruto thanked her before making his way up to the masters office.

He opened the door without knocking and saw the master sitting at his desk with a magazine in his hands and a blush on his cheeks. Naruto could see a naked woman posing on the cover of the magazine before the master hurriedly put it away. The master did his best innocent look and asked ``welcome back Naruto, do you need something?´´

Makarow started to sweat slightly as the boy continued to stare at him. ``Master´´ he began slowly ``i need your help with something.´´

``hmm and what would that be?´´

Naruto looked down at the floor and spoke in almost a whisper ``can you help me.. figure out a name for my magic?´´

now it was Makarows turn to stare at the boy ``Naruto that's something you should figure out for yourself.´´

``i know! I know but... I cant come up with a name that sounds cool enough.´´

Makarow sighed and thought about it, the boys magic let him make dark matter that he could shape into anything he could imagine. ``what about dark make?´´ the boy stared flatly ``something cool master.´´ Naruto insisted.

'Damn brat' Makarow thought for a second. ``then what about 'void' or 'oblivion'!´´

``that's it!´´ Naruto shouted and then called up some of his magic, which shaped it into a sword. He looked thought full for a second then held the weapon up proudly ``Oblivion blade!´´ then he turned the blade into claws around his hand ``Oblivion claws!´´

As Naruto tried the name of his magic, Makarow observed him. His chest was wrapped in bandages and he had a few bruises on his arms and face, he looked energetic though so there did not seem to be much to worry about.

``Naruto, how about you go and get some rest, you look like you need it.´´

Naruto looked at him and then nodded as if just realizing he was tired. ``yeah I probably should, see you tomorrow master!´´

Makarow smiled as the boy left, finally he could get back to his magazine. He pulled up his copy of 'witches weekly' and flipped to the page he had been on.

``you know you should make sure you are alone before reading porn.´´

``you're one to talk kakashi, you read Jirayas book while walking in the streets.´´ Makarow looked at the man who had slipped into the room without Naruto noticing. ``why are you here anyways? You're supposed to keep watch over Orochimaru.´´

``i know but there is something I need to know.´´ said Kakashi gravely ``who are Narutos parents.´´

Makarows face darkened and Kakashi took a step back fearing he might have angered the old man. Then he suddenly smiled ``i have no idea! Hahaha!´´

``makarow this is serious! If Naruto is Minatos son then-´´

``Then what? Like I said I don't know who Narutos parents are.´´ Makarow still smiling opened his magazine once more and kept reading. ``by the way how are things with Orochimaru?´´

Kakashi sighed, it seemed the master would not answer his questions about Naruto. ``Orochimaru has been getting worse lately, i'm sure he will die soon if no cure is found. Or of course Princess Tsunade could heal him but she has refused to see him even once.´´

``that is too bad, he was quite the resource before he fell ill. He wiped out more than twenty dark guild on his own I hear.´´ Makarow said all this absently as he stared at his porn magazine.

Kakashi looked at the Master who silently read his porn ``you know it's actually pretty annoying when someone does that to me.´´

Makarow looked at Kakashi ``hmm? Did you say something?´´

``No it's nothing. You know what i'm just gonna go down and have another drink. Ill go back to Kusa tomorrow.´´

``wait!´´ Kakashi looked back at the master who jumped over his desk and walked towards him ``i cant just let you leave without having a drinking contest!´´ Makarow laughed loudly and Kakashi resigned himself to his fate.

authors note

okay so, I checked out scryed a bit and what I have in mind for Naruto will be similar, but you will have to wait and see what it will be like. Also i'm not sure about any pairings yet, there might be romance but there also might not be. Again you will have to wait and see.

Next chapter Naruto goes to Edolas!