``i can't believe he just gave us these!´´ Naruto said holding his twin blades up.
``you idiot don't show those in public! Magic is outlawed here remember that!´´ Lucy quickly told him off with an exasperated face. She had already told him, Wendy and Natsu to not show their magic when others could see them. TWICE.
They were sitting at one of the tables at an outdoor cafe, but the only one who had actually ordered anything was Naruto. Lucy was mad about that too since she was the one who had to pay for the expensive drink.
Speaking of that drink Naruto now had to use the restroom, he stood up and walked to the cafe in search for a toilet. As he left he called back ``gotta go pee!´´
he entered the small cafe and located the only employee quickly ``hey hey do you have a toilet I can use here?´´ the employee, an old woman looked startled for a moment. Then she looked at Naruto and nodded, then she turned around and started brewing more tea. ``hey! I asked if you had a toilet!´´ the woman once again looked startled at him. Then after a moment a look of understanding dawned on her face.
``ooh.. so you want to use the toilet huh?... well it is for paying customers only...´´
Narutos eye started to twitch, though it could not be seen since he had his 'Legion' mask on ``hey granny.. I AM a paying customer! I just bought a drink from you!´´
``you did?... oh.. that is right you did.´´ Naruto felt his patience running out ``then the toilet is the second door to the right dear.´´ FINALLY!
Naruto thanked the old lady and made his way to the toilet, he found it quickly, and relieved himself. As he stood in the bathroom he heard sounds of a battle outside, he finished up as fast as he could and rushed outside. He got to the door of the cafe and stopped there to observe a localized cyclone carry his companions away. His eyes left the sky and focused on the soldiers that littered the storm struck dining area.
They had not seen him yet it seemed, so he decided that maybe it would be best to not fight these guys. There were probably twenty men or more in heavy armor, carrying spears and shields. He slowly made his way back to the counter where the old lady stood. She was now drinking a cup of tea, not seeming bothered in the least by the commotion outside.
``hey uh.. granny? You got an exit in the back I could use?´´
the old woman slowly lifted her head to look at him, she made to answer but stopped to take another sip of tea firs. Naruto did his best to keep his annoyance in check, the old lady was extremely aggravating. ``i do not have an exit in the back dear, sorry.´´
Naruto sighed and looked at the door to the outside, if that was the only exit then he would just have to go through it. Then he got an idea, they didn't know who he was, he could just walk outside and act surprised about the soldiers being there and they would let him go. Perfect plan!
Before he went out he decided to take his mask of, it would probably look really suspicious of he walked out wearing all black and a legion mask to cover his face. Yeah this was for the best, no one would recognize him here.
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so the plan didn't exactly fail, it just, took an unexpected turn. The moment he had walked out of the cafe he had been surrounded by guards. One of them had then walked up to him and said ``assassin Naruko! King Faust has requested your presence. Come with us quietly or we will use force!´´
Naruto had no idea who this Faust guy was but he didn't really have any other options so he simply complied. And now he was sitting in some sort of air ship that floated towards a city he didn't know the name of.
``so um.. is anyone gonna tell me what the king wants with me?´´ none of the soldiers answered, the only response was one guy who coughed and tried to move further away from him.
Well that was just great! He was going to a place he didn't know anything about to meet someone who had mistaken his identity. Wait. They all thought he was Naruko, who in this world was one of the most dangerous assassins in existence. He could use this, if they thought he was an assassin then they were probably scared of him, it was obvious that they were nervous now that he looked at them.
Yeah this could work, he thought, he just had to act like he was who they thought he was. Then someone that was piloting the weird air ship called back to them that they would land in just a moment. Naruto smiled widely, causing the soldiers around him to twitch and try to back away.
They landed and the back of the ship opened to let them walk out, they all got into a formation around Naruto and began leading him to the king. As they walked Naruto looked around, they had landed in a large open area just outside a massive castle. When they got closer to the entrance of the castle Naruto looked up, and saw that above the city he was in was a large floating island. Then they entered the castle and walked through long corridors.
Naruto saw no difference between the many stone halls they walked through, it felt like walking in circles. But then they came into a walkway with one side open to give a beautiful view of the city. It also gave a great view of a massive lacryma that rivaled the size of the city itself.
``hey hey whats up with the giant crystal over there?!´´ Naruto shouted excitedly, most of the soldiers flinched at his shout and took a step back. But one was brave enough to respond, he cleared his throat to get Narutos attention.
``that is the lacryma made from mages in the other world, Earthland.´´
Naruto nodded and continued following the soldiers, but though his face was calm his thoughts raged. He knew that THAT was fairy tail, but how the fuck was he supposed to bring a crystal the size of a city back to his own world when he couldn't even use his magic. He would have to play along for now, maybe if he could find the others they could help him.
Then they reached the throne room, it was massive, probably big enough for a 'legion' to fit inside it. The walls were decorated by long red banners and at the wall on the other side of the room was the throne that the king sat in. as they approached Naruto took in the mans features. He was old with long hair and beard, a strange hat sat on his head and his body was covered by flowing robes. In his hand he held a long staff that had a decorative tip.
When they came close enough the soldiers were dissmissed by a wave of the kings hand and then he spoke, his voice booming through the large room.
``assassin Naruko. I have a proposition for you.´´
Naruto felt like he was in danger strangely enough but he steeled himself and answered as calmly as he could. ``and what would that be my king?´´
the old man stood and walked down from his throne to stand in front of him ``my proposition is that you become a part of my royal guard. What say you to this?´´
Naruto searched the depths of his mind for what a compitent assassin would say. Wait assassins were like ninjas right? Then maybe... ``i could do that, but I am gonna need some good pay for it.´´
the kings eyes narrowed and Naruto though he would pee in his pants if he hadn't relieved himself earlier. ``very well, you will be payed for your services like the other soldiers enlisted-´´
``i want double what you are paying the others.´´ Naruto felt his mind go blank, he had gotten way too much into character, and now he would probably die because he was an idiot.
But the king only laughed before giving him a look that made Naruto shiver ``hmph, you should be glad that I need you Naruko!´´ then he started laughing loudly and Naruto nervously laughed as well.
Nice! He was going to survive because he was such a genius! Then the king continued ``what I want you to do is guard this castle and this throne room in particular. I will also have a troop of soldiers assigned under your command. I must meet my generals now so you should go and get acquainted with this castle.´´
Naruto nodded as the king walked past him, it seemed he was in a pretty good position now. But what should he do from here on. He thought on it hard and then decided on his first course of action! Dinner!
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Naruko walked in the streets of the capital city with no disguise, absolutely nothing to hide her identity. But that was one of the things she loved about being a super ninja, no one expected her to be out in broad daylight strolling around the streets in the most guarded city in the world. Even people who had seen her face would write it of as someone who looked like her. Yep being a super ninja was awesome.
But not minding where she was going she bumped into a man ``hey watch where you're going!´´ Naruko stared at the man, or rather his spiky bright pink hair. ``hey at least say you're sorry!´´
Naruko only sighed and punched the man in the face, she had done it loosely but with her strength it still sent the man to the ground. Then two women who were identical in all but clothing simultaneously shouted ``Natsu!´´ one of them got down to help Natsu the other looked at her and said ``Naruto?´´
Naruko was getting pissed now ``who the hells Naruto?! My name is Naruko! And I still haven't heard an apology from this asshole!´´ she shouted and pointed at Natsu.
``umm.. could miss Naruko be the edo version of Naruto?´´ Naruko looked down at the little girl who had spoken and froze. As she stared her cheeks grew red and her nose started to bleed a little, then she reached down and picked her up. ``don't worry little girl ill take care of you.´´
Wendy who had been picked up could only look confused ``eeh? Why are you-´´ Naruko cut her off
``shhh don't worry´´ she whispered softly ``i will be your sister now so just relax.´´
the others watched as the female version of Naruto tried to convince Wendy to become her sister with a perverted look on her face. ``this could be a good thing, lets just bring her to our hotel and we can talk to her there.´´ Charle said after a moment of thought.
Though Natsu was quick to disagree ``why should we take her with us?!´´
``because she will be useful. You heard when Edo Lucy told Naruto that she was a notorious assassin right?´´ Charle calmly explained.
``but wont that be dangerous having a killer with us?´´ Lucy pointed out.
But Charle only shook her head ``no it will be fine, she is the alternate version of Naruto so she is an idiot too. Just look at her!´´ she pointed at Naruko who was trying to kiss a struggling Wendy.
They all looked at Naruko and after a few moments Lucy said ``maybe we should help Wendy.´´
Natsu got a horrible smirk on his face and spoke gleefully ``nah! This is fine! Hehe.´´
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Naruto had been walking around the castle aimlessly for a few hours, he had come across a lot of things that he never thought he would see inside a building before. Like a freaking theme park! How the hell did they even make a room big enough for all of the attractions to fit in there?
Naruto shook those thought from his head, he had to get familiar with the castle so he could exploit advantageous positions or something. He was basically doing the same thing some dude in a movie had done. Going around enemy territory and messing things up before a big battle so they would be unable to use their stuff. Too bad he still hadn't come across anything that looked especially important.
Though as he had walked he noticed that the end of the long corridor he was walking in ended with a pair of heavy wooden doors. He walked faster and quickly pushed one of the large doors open. When his eyes adjusted to the brightness his jaw dropped, the area he had reached was filled with tens of 'Legions'. The massive creatures were lazing about in the huge open area, and there were a few soldiers strewn about attending to the beasts.
He slowly started walking again, and a soldier took notice of him and walked up to meet him. When he came close he stopped and bowed ``aah miss Naruko, what brings you here?´´ he seemed nervous. And did he just call him miss? Oh right they all thought he was a girl here. Now what should he say? What would the guy in the movie say?
Naruto made a bored face ``the king promised that I would receive a personal Legion. I came here to get one.´´ he spoke calmly, making sure to narrow his eyes a bit as well.
``huh.. I never heard you would get a- I-I-imeanrightaway miss Naruko!´´ the soldier quickly corrected himself when Naruto glared at him. He ran to the other guards and frantically spoke to them, they all looked over at Naruto who glared once more and suddenly they all started running about to the many Legions to find one that was not already owned by other generals.
Naruto watched as the soldiers ran from one Legion to the next trying to find one that he could use, then a warm wind blew from his side. He looked towards the source of the wind to find a black wall that had not been there before. Looking up he realized that it was one of the Legions that had come to him. He put a hand on it's lower jaw, since he couldn't reach any higher than that. Then large beast leaned in to his touch, inadvertently pushing him back a few feet.
Naruto laughed a little and petted the creature, this one seemed much more tame than the other were. Then one of the soldiers walked up to him ``aah miss Naruko that legion is not one we use in battle, since it never attacks other creatures.´´
Naruto gave the man a flat look ``is that so? Then I want this one.´´
``b-but miss that one will be of no use to you-´´
``I said I want this one!´´ the guard flinched at his tone ``i don't need it to attack things, I am an assassin I will only use this for transportation. Killing and destroying things is my job.´´ he gave the soldier a narrowed eyed gaze ``is there a problem?´´
The soldier shook his head and slowly backed away, Naruto turned back to the beast and petted it once more. It rumbled affectionately at his touch and Naruto smiled, he walked a bit to the side and saw that the beast had some scars on its back and belly. Those scars reminded him of someone, he turned to face the beast again and it looked at him.
``you know what? I'm gonna call you buster. Buster Legion!´´ the beast rumbled again and Narutos face lit up in a big smile. Buster Legion, his new pet!
authors note
Naruko is a lolicon and Naruto gets a new pet! Everyone thinks Naruto is Naruko.
Next chapter things take a turn for the worse and battles will start breaking out!