Theme music plays.
Crowd cheer.
Lovemet123 walks out on stage.
L123: Hello, good people who have come to this fanfic series! This is the third episode that I'm just so giddy for! How about you?
Crowd cheers.
L123: Yess! Yess! You guys will love who I have for you today! This next guest is actually a group, the first group to come on the show and, as far as I know, the first indie group to be on the show, not just in music, but in games, too! You might not expect them to be as ADORABLE as I found them to be when you first hear about them, but you'll get the chance to actually meet them in person! This group recently released their self-titled debut album, and it's racking up #1's like nobody's business. They'll even be performing one of their songs here on the show later! SO with a lot of ground to cover, please welcome the most awesome group I've ever met, The Freddy Fazbear Band!
Crowd cheers as the 4 members walked on stage to shake my hand or exchange kisses on the cheek, before sitting down on the nice red couch.
L123: Hello! Hello Hello! Hey! They are here!
Crowd dies down, ready to hear what is to be said.
L123: Welcome to the show, guys!
Freddy: Thank you for having us.
L123: OK, so first thing I wanna get to, personally, is your names. You all have your stage names, but are they the real names?
Freddy: Well, kinda. They are more like nicknames or shortened versions of our names. Like mine is Freddy Fazbear. My full name is Fredrick Anderson Fazbear.
L123: Awesome! Nice name by the way.
Freddy: Thanks.
L123: And as we've seen in the game and we hear in your music, you are the lead singer of the band. What about your friends?
Freddy looks to Bonnie.
Bonnie: Mine is my first name, so it's Bonnie Bunneston, and I recently got married to this big lug here. (Bonnie nudges Freddy)
Crowd awes at the cuteness as Freddy looked away with a nervous blushing smile.
Bonnie: So, now, I'm Bonnie Bunneston-Fazbear, but some like to call me Bonnie B. too.
L123: Oh kind of like a honey bee?
Bonnie: ...Sort of.
L123: OK very nice. very nice. And you rock the guitar of course. How about you, Chica? (L123 turns to Chica)
Chica: Mine is a nickname by the boys, so that they know I'm a girl, which I'm a woman. My name is Charolette Germonatta.
L123: Ooh! Got a bit of italian in your background I see. That's a very classy last name.
Chica: Mmm...Sure why not.
L123: And you play the keys, right?
Chica: That and I give back vocals, like Bonnie.
L123: OK and now Foxy the Pirate!
Crowd cheers as Foxy lowers his ears and chuckles a bit.
Foxy: Yarg, Matey. You'd be thrown into disbelief when I say to ye, That I don't actually act as a pirate, my friend.
L123: ...Really now.
Foxy: I promise ye. (Return to normal voice) I'm just a regular guy.
Crowd cheers as the sound of Foxy speaking regular English was not something they were all used to. Foxy laughs lightly at lovemet's confusion.
L123: Woh...you guys...I've just had my mind blown.
Foxy: Yep! And my name is a nickname, too, for I've been called "Foxy Man". My real name is Foxanna Christintine Jenson.
Lovemet looks at Foxy as crowd laughs at the awkward silence.
L123: ...Fox-anna?
Foxy: No, you say it, "Fohsanna". The "X" is silent.
Lovemet123 and crowd laugh a little.
L123: That's a very silly name for a guy to have, Foxy.
Foxy: Ha! You're the one to talk, Lovemet123.
Crowd laughs a little.
Foxy: My name doesn't sound like it came from a dating site!
L123: ...Touche. But, in any case, you are the awesome drummer of this band.
Foxy: Yes, and these guys are awesome to work with. (Gesters to his bandmates)
L123: OK, so let's talk about before your career, as FFB. Your life before all of this. How was it?
Freddy: Uh...Our lives were actually no different from the lives of a regular group of friends that like to hang out everyday and went to school, actually it was more of college, and we all had a great love for music, so we decided to become a band. We literally played at a pizza place, uh...was it…
Bonnie & Chica: Tom's?
Freddy: Was it? OK, yeah, it was at Tom Harley's Pizza Palace that was kinda of like Chuck-E-Cheez's, who's a good friend of ours by the way, with an arcade like setting and stuff. We would go up there and do songs that everyone would know and sing a long to, like kids songs, you know, "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!" and we'd clap with the children and parents. We'd also do ones like Hokey Pokey, when we would use our instruments to play the melody. And then we would go home to a house that we all share and pay for, and we would make up our own songs in hopes of having an album out one day.
L123: And it seems that you all were able to do so! And good thing you did. It had went to #1 for 8 weeks and was certified double platinium.
Crowd cheers for the band.
L123: Good job, very good job.
Freddy: Thanks for the supprt you guys! (Reaches for the Crowd)
Crowd cheers some more.
L123: How do you all feel about it though?
Bonnie: It's a blessing for us actually.
Freddy: Yes it was. One day, we paid off the house we lived in and figured out that we had enough money to last us a while, so we decided that it was time to leave Tom's and try to get an album together.
L123: Ah, were you sadly missed?
Chica: Some people missed us. We would go to Tom's every now and again to eat pizza and chat with those that we knew down there, to see what was up in there lives.
Foxy: Them childrens run everywhere though.
Audience chuckles a bit.
Foxy: I was kinda glad to leave that place.
L123: Aw, why?
Foxy: It wasn't a bad place to go, I'll be honest, but the children can be just so bad there. I'm a canine, so my ears are highly sensitive to sound. When we worked there, all I heard was screaming child after screaming child, some are crying because a kid won't let them have turns on the games, there's vomit here and there on the floor…
Crowd ews in disgust and Freddy "died" laughing on the couch, making some in the audience laugh too.
Freddy: Haha, I also remembered the many times they were allowed to touch the instruments.
Foxy: Grr, damn it Freddy. Haha I was trying not to remember that!
Freddy and Foxy have a laughing fit and the audience joined them.
Foxy: Ugh, Sometimes we let them touch and play with our instruments and...five minutes later, either drums or guitar are broken. They, they did replace our instruments when it happened, but everytime the children put their hands on them, I'm thinking to myself, "You little fuckers better not break my shit."
Freddy continues to laugh at Foxy's pain and the crowd chuckled a bit.
Foxy (giggles, looking at Freddy): I don't know why you're laughing, you little shit! You don't know what we feel. It's pure anger.
Audience chuckles.
L123: Wow...Lot of hostility coming from you, Foxy.
Foxy: Of course I would have it. Kids can't break a microphone.
Freddy: Hey, Foxy. I have a little song for ya. "You are my best friend, and I love you till the end. But please, could you stop it? We all know you can't sing shit."
L123 laughs loudly and Bonnie joins.
Bonnie: I-he-It's OK, Foxy. We still love you.
L123: OK, now let's talk about what really launched you guys to stardom! Listen to their first single from their debut album. (Plays music box)
Audience cheers as the song plays
"We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all aloneWe're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
[Chorus x2:]
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five Nights at Freddy's Oh …"
Crowd sings along with the song.
Crowd cheers.
L123: That is the lead single from there debut album. It's Five Nights At Freddy's featuring The Living Tombstone! The Freddy Fazbear Band!
Freddy: Awe, thank you guys for singing along. It really warms my heart to hear that you know it and like it that much. And I'm sure it's also bring joy to The Living Tombstone, who helped work really hard on the song!
L123: Yes, and I must say, it's named after a very popluar game.
Freddy: Yes, we know. This song itself is based off of the game and just how terrible the situation in the game is.
L123: OK, Can you explain the origins of the FNAF song
Freddy: Well, we found out about the game first and we found it in a really strange way. We were continuing our songwriting, but out of nowhere, we started getting some more sums of money. And it was ours. We put it in the bank regularly and we now have about…$32,000 in the bank as of now.
L123: Ooh! That's a nice sum.
Freddy: It is, but what was bizarre about it was that people would start avoiding us, and we really didn't have a clue as to why. Then, a friend called us and told us to join him for a let's watch gaming session. We decided to check it out, since we didn't think much of scary games. The games that were coming out are just not up to par these days.
L123: I wouldn't really know, I don't play scary games. I don't like scary games
The Band: What?!
Audience cheers at this outburst, obviously supporting the bands side.
Freddy: You haven't played or watched a let's play of a scary game?
L123: No, I have. I'm talking about playing the scary games of today. I have watched some.
Chica: What are your favorites?
L123: FNAF series obviously, um...I've seen Hektor
Bonnie: Ooh, that's a good one
L123: Um I've also seen some of the silent hill gameplay too.
Foxy: Nice. Have you seen them all?
L123: No, not yet.
Foxy: You should. They're really good.
Chica: Do you have a favorite youtuber that let's plays?
L123: Um...I love Markiplier.
Audience cheers at the sound of the name.
Freddy: YES! Markimoo! He's a good one.
L123: Yes, he is. He's a heck of a cutie.
Audiences laughes
Freddy: Haha I don't think that's what she meant, lovemet.
L123: ...Well, you can't tell me you don't think he's cute
Freddy: I….gotta agree with you on that. (blushes)
Audience claps and woops at a very known fact.
L123: Of course you have to. He's one of the sexiest out there, next to Pewdiepie.
Audience laughs and claps and woops at that.
Bonnie: Oh! You like Pewdiepie, too?
L123: Of course. I'm a friggin bro! Hey, Pewds if you ever read this, PM me and see if I can haz you on the show! OK, now back to the subject. You were talking about a let's watch gaming session?
Freddy: Right. We decided that we had enough writing for the day at that time and it was time to rest a little bit, so we took his offer. We got there and there were popcorn bowls waiting there for us. We first assumed that it wasn't going to be that long, but when we saw the popcorn, that gave us the hint that we would be there for a little bit. And I'm glad you brought up Markiplier, since he was the very person we watched play that night. Every reaction he had, either we had the same or we were laughing at his. It was absolutely amazing.
L123: Do any of you have a favorite part?
Bonnie: When he sees my character, shrieks a bit while shutting the door, and just yells, "Son of a bitch with your creepy ass eyes! Can you not?"
Audience chuckles a bit while Freddy laughs out loud.
Freddy: Oh yes, do I remember that. Right after Mark said that, Bonnie looked at me and asked me if he really had creepy ass eyes and I just died there. I couldn't stop laughing.
Audience laughs a little harder from the sound of Freddy laughing.
Chica: Something I hated throughout the gameplay was that he always mistakened me for a duck. And a male one at that.
Bonnie: Yeah, that one was an interesting thing coming out of anyone's mouth.
L123: Oh, really?
Freddy: Yes, it was. Her name is Chica. This kinda explains that she is a girl and a chicken.
Chica: But, Freddy. That would also make me sound like I'm Mexican, and I'm not. Charolette would have been a better thing to say.
Freddy: Yeah, but no one knew your actual name till now. So, they couldn't have known that.
And the animatronics didn't help in that respect, since they are robots and don't have any other sounds when they scream in the game.
Chica: Oh! OK, I see what you mean.
L123: Are you guys signed anywhere yet?
Freddy: Yes, as of right now we are signed to Nintendo Records.
Audience claps and cheers for the band's accomplishment
L123: Very nice, that's a big label.
Freddy: Like the biggest. Only the very best are accepted there. It's fascinating that they would even have us there.
L123 pulls out a CD case and shows it to the audience.
L123: This is your most recent release, The Freddy Fazbear Band. I have listened to some of it already and I must say, I have never heard anything like it. I give it 5 of 5 Stars so far.
Audience claps and woops after hearing this opinion. The band thanks L123.
L123: No problem, I mean it has won you 6 awards after all. I highly recommend this band and this album. Some of the songs that are on here though… um, Five Nights At Freddy's featuring The Living Tombstone of course, which you guys heard earlier today if you didn't know what song that was already, um you also have This Machine, Open Up and Synthetic Agony featuring Muse Of Discord, Welcome To Freddy's featuring Madam Macabre, Costum Party, Kids, Eat That Up It's Good For You, and my personal favorite, Swiggity Swooty, I'm Coming For That Booty.
Audience start laughing at the unexpected silly title
L123: How did you get that as a song?
Freddy: Ask Foxy. He wrote it.
Foxy: Honestly, Freddy? Geez.
L123: Did you write it?
Foxy: Yes, I did write it. I don't know what I was thinking when I did. We were having a good time in the room we were in, making fun of some of the people that try too hard to be sexy but they actually looked ridiculous and then 'poof' I had an idea I wanted to write down.
L123: Now, can you say which awards you guys took home?
Bonnie: Um, Best New Artist, Best New Group, Best Band/Group, Song Of The Year for Five Nights At Freddy's, Most Viral Song for Five Nights At Freddy's, and Artist Of The Year.
Audience cheers for the band.
L123: Wow! That's a lot.
Chica: You're telling us.
Freddy: The last one was most definitely not something we expected to get nominated for, let alone think we'd win. We honestly though Mario would win it this year.
L123: How does it make you feel?
Freddy: …(turn to bandmates then back to L123)...Sane. (chuckles)
L123: ...Sane?
Freddy: Yeah, this just means we are going in the right direction. That all of our hard work is paying off.
L123: OK, now on to questions asked by fans!
jtbirdACC: How cool would it be to run into a wall and end up on the other side?
Freddy chuckles as his friends/bandmates look at him and the audience laughs lightly.
Freddy: Now who does that remind me of? (looks at Foxy)
Audience laughs lightly as Foxy figured out what he meant.
Foxy: Freddy, Really? Are you really going to call out all my faults, but not on Bonnie or Chica's?
L123: Do tell Foxy!
Foxy: OK, what happened was we threw Freddy a party for his 20th birthday one day, and...hehe, and we all got really drunk. We were having a good time and Freddy said, and I was drunk but not to the point where I wouldn't remember anything, Freddy said "Wodn it Be Cool to ruhn and jump throo that wahll." And I replied. "Hey Fredgy, I can due that!" He was like, "No you cahn't. Show meh." And I don't know why but something told me to go for it. I ran to the wall, but as soon as I hit it…(Foxy starts laughing, making everyone laugh with him.) ...I...I did a backflip, like I smack the wall and my head hit the floor, making me roll backwards, and I just laid there. (Foxy still laughing.) I...I was just "dead".
Everyone laughs harder from this strange story of Foxy.
L123: OK guys! This is it! Thank you guys so much for coming on the show. The stage now ready for you.
Freddy: Great!
L123: I'll give the outro while you guys get ready.
Audience cheers as the band went to go and setup
L123: OK! Again, thank you all for joining me on the third epsiode of hopefully endring series. This is a complete honor to be able to do something this big. And the best part of it is that none of this is really scripted, so you can be sure to get real answers from you favorite peoples or peoples that you will meet in the future on the show! We even get music here, and it seems that they are ready to play! OK, ladies and gentleman. The Freddy Fazbear Band!
Audience claps as Chica plays the beginning notes
Freddy quing Foxy's drumming: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3
Bonnie plays his guitar after Foxy starts
Freddy clears his throat as he sing into the mic.
"You would look a little better, don't you know, if you just wore less makeup? But it's hard to realize when you're sky-high, fighting off the spaceships. So you're drinking in your room."
Freddy and Chica: "To make it all go"
Freddy: "It didn't end to soon."
Freddy and Chica: "You've got the next one."
Freddy: "Your holding on too long."
Freddy and Chica: "You gotta let go."
Freddy: "Your other love is gone and you know."
Freddy and Bonnie: "It's too late, it's too late. You've got another one coming and it's gonna be the same." (2x)
Freddy: "I tried to find a quiet place that we could go to help you mak decisions, but I didn't find it easy to tell them apart with double vision. So you're drinking in your room."
Freddy and Chica: "To make it all go"
Freddy: "It didn't end to soon."
Freddy and Chica: "You've got the next one."
Freddy: "Your holding on too long."
Freddy and Chica: "You gotta let go."
Freddy: "Your other love is gone and you know."
Freddy and Bonnie: "It's too late, it's too late. You've got another one coming and it's gonna be the same." (3x) "It's too late, it's too late. You've got another one coming and it's gonna be the..."
Bonnie and Foxy play a little more as Freddy stood silent, shaking his head to the beat
Bonnie adds base as Foxy hits the drums
Bonnie and Foxy play guitar and drums epicly as Freddy sang some more.
Freddy: "Woh! OH! It's too late for you. Too late for you! O-woh! It's too late!"
Bonnie and Chica: It's not the same, it's not the same, it's not the same. You're gonna tell me that I'm right. You know you're gonna come back down. Find yourself where you are again.
Freddy: "Where you are again!"
Bonnie and Chica: "You didn't know, you didn't know, you didn't know. So don't pretend to start it now. It's not something you want to have. Now you know who you are again."
Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica: "It's not the same, it's not the same, it's not the same. You're gonna tell me that I'm right. You know you're gonna come back down. Find yourself where you are again."
Song finishes and audience clap.
L123: That's it! The Freddy Fazbear Band! Go to www . scottgames . com to get the latest on FNAF the series. To keep up with FFB as a band, go to lovemet123 . deviantart . com or www . furaffinity user / lovemet123. Make sure to check out Five Nights At Freddy's on Steam or Youtube. Don't forget to listen to FFB's new album, The Freddy Fazbear Band, available now!
Good night!
"Eat That Up, It's Good For You" by Two Door Cinema Club
"Five Nights At Freddy's" by The Living Tombstone
Guys, I'm still in school. I have not stopped this or others. Understand that it takes time for ideas to develop and even more time to put them down.