The Best Blog Ever
Poster: IAmTheRealNova
May 26th
Wow. I can't believe that this thing went viral. Well, what can I say? I'm just THAT awesome. So today I'm going to be answering some of your comments/questions, as well as giving you an update on my life. Everybody seems to want to hear about me. So, here goes…
why do they have to call em jerkface? That not nice.
MadameBeast: Well, he is a jerkface, and you know it.
Avon, did I trick yea? Nova. Nova! Hehe got your attention? School Dance ;)
I know it sounds like a freak or a stalker blame my sister
PsychJediPirate: God…I read that fanfiction, and WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN I'M NOT GAY?! And…well, I've seen my share of stalkers, and…you aren't THAT bad.
Interesting. I'm looking forward to more. I love reading events from a different narrator than Spidey. Are we supposed to make a pretend YouTube comment, too? I'm confused. Have some, just in case
ProfessorNeckbeard69: omg so gay!11!
LimeTwister3819: who is this idoit? gime moar whtie tiger! ;p~~~~
XxXAvengerFanXxX: OMG TWISTE SUPERVILLIAN LIKE WHIRLWIND?! HAHAHA
SuperRadRainbowIntern: Haters gonna hate. Nova I think you're doing great! LT3819 Say that to her face, ***hat, my Facebook feed needs some excitement.
EmeraldsAndAmethysts: YouTube?! This isn't YouTube! This is , where I'm probably breaking a ton of rules by using this as a blog. And THANK you. Web-Head isn't the only one around! But he probably doesn't even write on here. I haven't seen him yet. And to respond to your other comments:
ProfessorNeckbeard69: I'M NOT GAY!
LimeTwister3819: Go die in a hole.
XxXAvengerFanXxX: Uh…okay…and just so you know, we beat him up. You won't be seeing him anytime soon.
SuperRadRainbowIntern: Thanks! Really! And yeah. But you really don't know where that could go. Who knows? Maybe Tiger wants to have a fangirl/boy!
So Nova...
Your 'superpowers' and the 'powers' of your friends... there not, like, real, right? They're just a bit of tech and fancy light show?
I don't mind your property damage as long as, like, no one gets hurt and the taxes don't go up but please stop deluding the public about the 'realness'. Your team is just another government/Hollywood stunt to raise PR.
Tell the truth.
- NY Whistleblower
OoO
As for my real review... This has great promise as straight humor but also, if you so wish, as bit of a serious plot of the 'sam learns a lesson' variety.
Auua Ytjoml: I'm a pretty funny guy, if I do say so myself. And I don't want to learn a lesson! I learn too many lessons!
NY Whistleblower: Dude, are you KIDDING me?! You're saying our powers aren't real after New York FREAKING GOT INVADED BY ALIENS?! Haven't you learned by now powers are REAL? Real as your FACE? (Unless you don't have a face. Then that would just be creepy.) AND I DO TELL THE TRUTH! SO STFU!i
Straight from the superhero's mouth huh? It about time we heard the stories from the people who lived them, instead of the jerkfaces that rant about how much they destroyed the city. Definitely excited for the next post.
TheFlipSide: It's nice to know SOMEONE likes to hear the superhero's story. And yep, they do rant about how much we destroy the city. It's like: "SPIDER-MAN AND THE OTHER MENACES OF THIS FINE CITY HAVE COMPLETELY DESTROYED IT! BLAHBLAHBLAH-" And it goes on and on and on and on and on. Etcetera. Yeah, that's right! I actually know stuff! And they don't even THINK about the fact that we saved people's LIVES! IDIOTS! So THANK you for noticing this.
Nova, I nicknamed J.J.J as triple J Battery. Though please be careful, I'd prefer that you don't give away the identities of your teammates, imagine what Goblin would do. I'd hate to not have teen heroes.
IronFistRocks: First, we need to have a little chat about your pen name. REALLY? "IronFistRocks"? This isn't the I Love Danny TV show! This is USM! But other than that, I'd hate not having us around too. And doesn't Goblin already know who Webs is? Don't YOU know? I mean, some stalker has GOT to have spread the word around by now. Or I could just tell you our names have been changed by S.H.I.E.L.D so we could have our own TV show...that...may or may not be true...
TheFlash: ava is actually that white tiger chick?! lol i already know who's gonna be my date for the school dance i mean who else would be great and hot and perfect enough to date a hot Latina kitty cat heroine if not me?
Sam really should be more careful about revealing his teammates' identities. I suppose that Ava won't be too happy when she reads his blog... :o
Lady Secrecy: Ava? You do know there are probably hundreds of Avas in New York? So you don't know what Ava I'm talking about. Who said she was Latina? And she most likely doesn't even go to your school or whatever. Also, I can handle an angry kitty. It helps to have a spray bottle on hand.
So. I guess this wraps the comments section up. Now moving on to everyday life!
I closed my laptop and put it on my dresser, its usual spot. You know, I could really go for a corn dog right now. I might go buy one.
Oh God. No corn dogs for now. Ava's roaring. Yes. An honest-to-goodness ROAR.
"RAWWRRR!"
Okay, that's not her. That's me imitating her. For you guys. Even if you can't hear, well...be glad you can't.
"SAM! I WILL FREAKING MURDER YOU!" She yells from her room, which is across from mine.
"Sure you will. And, why, may I ask?"
"YOUR BLOG! YOU SAID MY NAME!"
"Relax, kitty. I said your FIRST name. There's tons of Avas in NYC. You're covered."
"BE CAREFUL!"
I suppose that's her way of telling me I'm right.
"God, I will."
And that's my way of telling her okay.
Hey, friends aren't friends if you don't hate each other, right?
"I'm going to go grab a corn dog. If Fury asks for me, tell him to go die in a hole."
"Quote unquote."
"Whatever." I put the helmet on and zoom out the window.
Heh. Zoom. That's a fun word.
Now, for all you people that don't live in New York, there's one thing you probably don't know – which corn dog carts are the best.
And the absolute best is Stan's Dogs on 44th Street. Like a slice of processed heaven.
I stop there. "Can I get the Super Special, plain?"
"Yep, sure, buddy." Stan starts preparing my corn dog when suddenly he stops.
Instead of asking why I'm in costume, or why I'm here, or anything rational like that, he just asks me, "No mayo, right?"
"Yeah."
New Yorkers aren't fazed by anything. Not that that surprises me.
I've gotta say, I like this city.
IamTheRealNova signing off.