Me: Yo I'm back with a new chappy.
Disclaimer: Great payday is coming and oh my god someone open the window pigs are flying.
Me: You know what I am so tempted to just fire you as my Disclaimer.
Disclaimer: But if you do that you would have to do it.
Me: Nope I just hired a new employe though she won't be here for a while.
Disclaimer: Really trying to replace me with a girl already, I swear it's the tonight show all over again only it's a girl and not some pretty boy.
Me: You have issues and I'm not trying to replace you, believe it or not I actually need you antagonizing me.
Disclaimer: -Hugs JH, then lets him down and punches him in the face- That's for making me relive that trauma you bastard.
Me: Fuck you ya cunt.
Disclaimer: Love ya too.
Me: Just do the Disclaimer ya dick.
Disclaimer: JH owns most of the stuff he uses in this Fanfiction.
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Other Being Talking"
'Other Being Thinking'
Game text
'Selected Option'
Flashbacks
Techniques
'Yelling/Shouting'
Chapter 1
A bright light flash in front of my eyes then I woke up after I heard the voice of my grandmother say "Nana's sugar lump."
'Wait you mean to tell me I have to start as a baby noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.'
(Time Skip: 5 years old)
'Uhhhh I'm barely getting any experience huh' I thought as I walked around my grandmother's apartment to the front. As I went into the living room I notice a book sitting on the couch so I went and picked it up.
The title read 'Tyvel's journal' 'I don't remember keeping a journal hmmmm….Ehhh whatever might as well check this out.' I opened the journal to see a picture of me now, my age, level, and stats.
Average Tyvel:
Age: 5
Level 1: 25/100 XP
INT: 6
STR: 5
SPD: 6
HP: 50
MP: 50
DEX: 5
AGL: 5
Stamina: 6
Turn page for more details
I turned the page and more text showed up.
Since your death was unexpected an option has been provided to you but only this once. The option is for the experience points from your previous game to slowly be transferred over to this one and for at most two allies from the previous game memories to transfer over to this games version of them.
Do you accept?
Yes or no
'Hmmm what to choose on one hand that kind of would be taking the easy way out, but on the other hand who knows when I'm going to get any form of experience.'
Tyvel moved his hand and tapped yes.
'Yes'
Okay wise decision if you had done it the regular way it would be a while before you got any experience.
"Di...did you just give me a spoiler?" I ask looking at the book.
Anyway choose the two allies you would like to regain their memories.
The pages of the book turned to a new page with various faces of people I know and people I don't. Out of all those pictures there were only a few lit up.
"Hey what's up with the faces and the glowing?" I ask with a bit of annoyance with all this.
These are potential allies you can have, though depending on the decisions you make will determine who you can have as an ally.
"Ok that makes sense, so I guess the glowing are for those I have already met in the previous game and became friends with?" I ask as I continue to stare at the page trying to choose who would work best as allies.
Basically yes, now choose I don't got all day I have better things to do like read fanfiction, play videogames and watch anime.
"Otakuism is alive and well." I say smiling having somewhat met a fellow otaku.
Right, just pick your allies so my job is done and my boss will stop nagging me. Man he only just hired me.
"Ok!" I say as I decide on the allies I want, I click on the faces of my male and female cousins LD and Lanasia respectively.
Wise choice those two hold the strongest bond with you and are great allies to have on your adventures, but remember though that each ally is fit for a different type of scenario, so you will want to constantly make friends with different people.
"I will keep that in mind, now can I get some experience." I say irritated at being so weak. 'I hope LD does not find out about this or I will never hear the end of it.'
Who said you were getting that boost now? Oh no you are waiting for a fitting event to happen. Now if you'll excuse me the boss is calling, yeah, yeah I'm coming Juu, don't get your tails in a twist.
'D-did I just get trolled, that dick.' I think to myself as I sit on the couch and begin to flip through the pages.
(End)
?: Alright boss how did I do?
Me: You performed beautifully Malice.
Malice: Thank you Juu though I will admit I was a little nervous when you just shoved a script to me when I showed up and told me to read from it.
Me: Yeah, but that didn't last after the first few lines then you went and ad live.
Malice: -Gains a nervous look- Does that mean I'm fired?
Disclaimer: Yes, now get out.
Me: -Hits Disclaimer over the head no, while I would have liked at least one completely obedient employe it's fine as ad living is a norm for us.
Disclaimer: Yeah that's right girly plus JH just wants to have at least one person who does not antagonizes him on a daily basis.
Malice: Ok, so what exactly do I do, besides that?
Me: Well naturally we commentate on things and just provide some pre-chapter banter for the readers, or just give them important info though that is made almost useless with my creation of the JH hour a few weeks ago.
Malice: JH hour?
Disclaimer: It's basically his version of a talk show where he provides updates on stories he's working on and his characters or us answer questions of the readers though it has not officially started.
Me: Exactly!
Malice: Oh ok I understand now.
Me: Ok let's close out, everyone.
Malice: Wait wha...
Me: R&R
Disclaimer: Ja Ne