Cheesy Lines 101
Gildarts Lucy Pairing
Rating M For lemony goodness!
AN: Ahh nothing like a mature older man that knows what hes doing.
Hope you like it leoslady4ever!
Disclaimer: I own nothing, NOTHING I SAY! Well, perhaps this storyline.
It was a relatively quiet morning in Fairy Tail, which was saying something. The usual brawls were absent and insults weren't flying through the air like they normally would. Now you may ask yourself, why is that? What on earth could have tilted the world so far off its axis as to interrupt their normal routine? Well, lets just say something else was far more entertaining than fists flying. Like the two mages bickering back and forth in the middle of the guild.
"Excuse me miss."
"Don't even start!"
"I'm on a search for treasure, may I see your chest?"
"You dirty old pervert! I oughta summon Loke and let him use you for a chew toy!?"
"Man, whoever thought those two would do well on a team must have extensive brain damage." Natsu muttered, taking another swig of his fireball whiskey watching the curvy blond threaten the muscular redhead in front of her.
"I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?"
Gray held back a snicker, choosing not to redirect that blond outrage onto himself as Gildarts spewed out cheesy line after cheesy line on the petite celestial mage clearly trying to rile her up. And by the flailing fists waving wildly in the air, it seems he was succeeding.
Beside him at the bar Cana snorted into her beer, before shouting across the guild hall.
"Oh come on old man, I've heard better lines from an obituary! Step it up a notch!" She cheered him on waving her tankard in the air sloshing some on the bar top.
Macao and Wakaba spouted their support from the sidelines, encouraging even more lewd lines to use while Mira chuckled and swiped at the liquid as she leaned on the wood and watched the spectacle taking up pretty much everyone else's' attention as well.
"Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!"
Lucy shrieked as she swatted another pinch to her rear and turned to the current bane of her existence.
"Dammit don't push me Gildarts," She paused shoving a finger into his chest for emphasis. "Or I'll let Virgo see just how far down she can bury your ass!"
Natsu stifled a chuckle imagining the red head buried up to the neck and Virgo standing proudly next to him asking to be punished.
"Oh come on Busty, no need to get so prickly," Gildarts grinned at her sputter of outage hearing the nickname he bestowed upon her.
"We'll have to get along somehow seeing as how we've got to be around each other for a whole week."
"Unfortunately," She muttered glaring at him like she wished he would suddenly burst into fire.
"Oh you know you can't wait to get all this hunk of stud all alone in a hotel room." He said waggling his eyebrows at the blonde turning red in front of their eyes.
"I can't wait to have Aries suffocate you with her wool wall." She hissed out.
"Tsk tsk, if you want to get your hands on this body you gotta do your own dirty work Busty."
Lucy narrowed her eyes. "I am gonna rip off your..."
"As amusing as all this is, are you two quite done so I can finish going over the details now while I'm still alive?" Master Makarov said dryly, his chin propped up in one hand and the other clutching a tankard of beer as he sat atop the bar watching the two mages bickering in front of him.
Lucy squeaked, turning to to small man sputtering apologies as Gildarts chuckled, his arm casually trying to slip across her shoulders.
Makarov grumbled as he cleared his throat.
"Well, from the request we got, the mayor of the town asked for you two specifically, apparently he's heard of both your abilities and deemed you would be the best team to complete this job." He arched a brow seeing Lucy struggling to get out from under Gildarts arm while threatening massive harm to various parts of his anatomy.
"As depressing as that sounds." He murmured.
"The request goes on to say that he would be giving you all the details personally when you show up so other than the time frame we have no clue what you're in for, but I know you'll do Fairy Tail...proud." He trailed off as Gildarts leaned in close to the sputtering blond.
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!" Gildarts whispered in her ear and grunted as she wriggled away from him and kicked his shin in retribution.
"Damn Busty, didn't know you liked it rough, but if that's the way you want it, you got it."
"Keep your filthy paws off me you Perv!"
"All those curves, and me with no brakes." The redhead replied not missing a beat as he dodged another kick.
"Alright you two, get outta here and try not to demolish a whole town hmm?" Makarov shooed them out and watched as Lucy stomped out the front doors with Gildarts bringing up the rear, his eyes clearly plastered to her furiously swaying hips.
"Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns."
"ARRRRG!"
The doors swung closed to the roaring laughter of the guild as Lucys ranting reached new heights, echoing down the streets of Magnolia.
"You know..." Gildarts trailed off.
"Oh Mavis, here we go again." Lucy grumbled.
"When we get to the hotel we should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you." He grinned at the glare she threw his way as a group of middle aged men laughed boisterously at her reaction.
"You're enjoying this way too much." She hissed at him, sidestepping the hand that was making its way to her rear.
"Oh, but there's something else much more enjoyable I would rather be doing."
"And what would that be? Seducing a teenager?" Lucy snapped back.
He chuckled. "Now what would I need a teenager for when I've got such a lovely specimen thrown at my feet for a whole week?"
"I could be doing something much more important than fighting off a lech, like working on my novel!" Lucy wailed.
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"
"And you'd be words of caution outlined in red!" She snarled back.
It was a grueling 30 minute walk through town but Lucy made it, with a little bit of dodging pinching fingers and blocking out various pick up lines that the townspeople seemed to find extremely hilarious. The pair made their way into a throng of trees intent on finding a good clearing for their campsite as they pushed ahead in the semi darkness. It would at least be another day before they would even be close to another town, so setting up for the night was a good idea.
Lucy picked her way through the dense underbrush, cursing her heels as the soft ground sank under her, her hands outstretched to ward off spider webs unseen to the naked eye. Behind her Gildarts had gone extremely quiet and that never boded well for her, or her mental state.
She yelped when all of a sudden her wrist was grasped and she was swung around, her back meeting the unyielding bark of a tree and a muscular chest pressed tightly to hers. She was about to yell when a pair of lips descending upon hers, hungrily devouring her mouth as her hands were captured and pressed back into the tree behind her and deep black eyes pierced her brown ones. She'd been surprised at first but then he toned down the intensity as he pressed tender kisses and nips to her lips and she could feel the tension flow out of her, kissing him back. Tongues fused as the rustling of the wind through the trees drifted through the area, heated caresses over clothes became firmer as they clung to each other.
A low groan rumbled from Giladarts chest as he pulled back from her tempting lips to draw in much needed air.
"Do you know how damn hard it was not tossing you on a table in the guild and have my way with you in front of everyone?" He rasped, his hands curving around to her rear before hitching her thighs around his waist.
"Your performance in the guild was so flawless even you have me believing you loathed me."
"Yeah well, it didn't seem like you were holding back all that much, you know?" Lucy replied dryly, threading her fingers through his red locks, nipping his strong chin, giggling as his stubble tickled her cheek.
He grinned spreading his legs for a more stable stance as she shifted against him, making him brace against the tree as she moved against the hard length trapped in his pants. He groaned low as he rocked back against her pliant body, smirking against her temple as she trembled in his arms.
"Nonsense. It was extremely difficult keeping up appearances all the while a temptation was in arms reach and I was denied any sort of touch."
"Seems to me you got your touches in and more," She smiled, nibbling down his throat, kissing the bobbing adams apple tenderly, knowing it drove him crazy.
Grunting as he shifted again, gripping her hip higher as he slowly bucked against her, he watched as she let her head fall back panting harshly from the contact between them.
"Nothing but teasing, insignificant brushes when I craved so much more." His voice grew deeper as the lust grew to full blown passion.
Lucy fumbled with the buckles on his pants as he flipped up her short skirt and ripped her panties from her shuddering body finding her delightfully wet and so very ready for him.
Her hands grasped onto his boxers as he teased her slick folds with long talented fingers, his mouth paying homage to her sensitive neck.
"S...Speaking of teasing, where in the world did you get all of those cheesy lines from?" She gasped out, panting as she rolled her hips, forcefully pushing his fingers inside her.
A wide grin spread across his face as he moved to lock eyes with hers, her half lidded passion filled orbs barely managing to keep themselves open under his onslaught.
"I guess you could say," He slid another digit inside of her as his thumb rubbed circles around her throbbing clit, enticing a small cry from her lips.
"That I'm experienced, Busty."
"Yeah well, if you don't quit teasing me, your experience will be the only thing keeping you company tonight." Lucy shot back, shoving his boxers down his hips and grasped his impressive length within her dainty hand smiling when he answered with a hiss.
"I've got one more for you then."
"Oh yeah and whats that?" She asked as she lined him up with her entrance, the throbbing head slipping through her folds as she panted.
"How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?" And with a snap of his hips shoved his hard cock to the hilt, hitting her cervix as she dug her nails into his shoulders and cried out.
"M...Mavis, that one was incredibly bad," She choked out as he pulled his hips back and shoved back in roughly a grunt following the movement of his hips.
"I've got a million of 'em, so I'll never run out." Gildarts growled out as he shoved back inside her slick warmth, shoving her into the tree behind her. He laid his hand beside her head, cracking the bark in his pleasure as he shifted her thigh higher hitting that spot inside her that sent her into squeals of pleasure.
He kept her just on the edge as he sped up and slowed down, knowing it was driving her crazy as her legs tightened around him, not able to move as he held her immobile against the tree. He went from long deep strokes, to short shallow thrusts, stoking that raging inferno the he knew was inside the curvy blond.
They'd had to be extremely careful interacting within the guild not knowing how everyone would take a relationship between them. Lucy had stressed she was unsure how Cana would take it, having her father messing around with one of her good friends and they'd kept it quiet. But yet they still managed to stay within each others parameters within the guild and dissuaded any suspicion with his pervy tendencies and her threatening violence. It was working almost beautifully, but Gildarts had a suspicion Cana already knew what was going on from all the sly smirks on her face when both he and Lucy got into another spat.
It had become a dance of sorts between them with each insult, each touch from him only fueled the fire between them, like a messed up waltz. Because after each spat they would steal away as soon as they were able and screw like rabbits. He'd never felt so young and alive before her, perhaps even since Cana's mother and she brought out the young deviant within him and in return he gave all he had and more. Over time he found out that the more raunchy the innuendos he said the more she would get excited. The more he would touch and fondle her, the more turned on she would get. And she was beautiful, standing there with her hands on her hips shrieking at him, threatening bodily harm, but in turn it affected him as well. So they would make it into a game, to see just how riled up they could get the other before they would crack, before one would just kiss the other senseless, guild or no. Before that knowing gleam in the others eyes would spell another night of no sleep, but as they say getting there is only half the fun.
They knew it was only a matter of time before someone found out and then it would spread like wildfire through the guild and town, but right now they didn't care. For all Lucy's good reasons to keep quiet, Gildarts could really care less. He was old enough to not listen to the opinions of others and Lucy was a mature young woman who could see who she wanted. But for now he would keep quiet, it made their trysts all the more hot and the sex was phenomenal. They would cross that bridge when they came to it, for now it was a dangerous game, one that pushed the boundaries and seared the soul. They were hooked and nothing could dissuade them from their rendezvous.
"D...Dammit Gildarts, stop teasing me." Lucy hissed out.
He kissed her tenderly, grinning as he barely moved his hips frustrating her further.
"Now now Lucy, you should know by now I will never stop teasing you, ever." He whispered vehemently as he gripped her thighs with both hands and pushed her knees as far back as she could manage.
Lucy's hands gripped the bark tightly as he manipulated her body the way he wanted to.
"If you don't... AHHH OH MAVIS! DO THAT AGAIN!" She screamed out as he slammed back inside her.
"With pleasure," He growled out, as he hammered into her soft body, done with the teasing. Now it was all business.
She could do little more then hang on, thrashing her head back and forth and he had his way with her. Her brown eyes making out his face through the haze of lust, a look of concentration and almost pain reflected back, but she knew it wasn't pain he was feeling, oh no. If the fire in her belly that grew with every stroke within her core told her anything he was right there with her, cresting that ridge, more then ready to tumble off.
"Gil," She groaned out, her eyes finally falling closed as the pleasure overwhelmed her.
"Hang on Lucy, almost there Baby," He panted out, swiveling his hips and readjusting his angle of penetration so that each stroke brushed her sensitive pearl and hit that special spot that always sent her spiraling into bliss.
The action sent her into full body shivers, trembling against him as her climax took her by surprise, ripping a garbled scream from her throat. Her body tensed as waves upon waves washed through her, her nails dug into the bark desperately and faintly she could feel the frenzied thrusting of his hips as he sought out his own end. The sporadic twitching of his member within her signaled his impending end as he grit his teeth against the immense tightening of her core around him and with one final push he followed. His back snapped taut with a harsh shout as spurt after spurt of his essence coated her womb, his fingers bruising as he kept her locked to him. Their panting breaths echoing in the night as the tingling surges kept their nerve endings firing.
Sighing deeply he latched back onto her full lips, his tongue thrusting inside her cavern as his hips slowed, rubbing against her as he spent himself inside her tight sheath still rippling around him.
Finally the world came back to the pair as he let go of her and helped her to stand on wobbly legs, pulling from her warmth regretfully.
"I think that gets better every time," She whispered in awe, giggling softly as she slumped against his chest as his arms came up to wrap around her and laid his chin upon her head.
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." He replied grinning as she swatted him playfully.
Lucy pulled back and righted her clothing as Gildarts did the same.
She grabbed her forgotten pack off the ground and led him to the nearest clearing intent on setting up their accommodations for the night.
"Come on Stud, we've still got a few things left to do before bed."
Grabbing the tent from his pack he began setting it up as he watched her out of the corner of his eye starting a small fire for cooking.
"So, do you have any clue as to what this job is going to be?" Lucy asked, busying herself with boiling some water.
"Oh, I'm sure this job will be a cakewalk, nothing to worry about." He replied as he staked the tent to the ground.
She turned to him with one brow raised expecting him to elaborate.
He sighed and chuckled, shaking his head as he went back to propping up the tent.
"Why do you think we got specifically chosen for this job?" He asked, his gaze straying to hers, raising a brow.
She shrugged. "I have no clue."
"Well, it just so happens that this mayor is an old drinking buddy of mine who owed me a favor."
Lucy scrunched up her face. "Soo, he's giving you a job as payment for the favor?" She asked, clearly confused.
Laughing he turned to her again. "No Lucy, there is no job. In fact the only mission we have is just showing up and probably doing something small that would only take an afternoon to complete, thus leaving the rest of the week to us."
Her eyes widened as she pieced together what he was saying." So there is no mission then?"
"Nope."
"We'll have the rest of the week to ourselves? No guild? No interruptions? No pretending?!" She squealed.
"Now you've got it." He replied grinning.
She jumped up and did a happy little dance amusing him as he sat beside the fire.
He watched as she sat back down next to him, still wiggling as if she couldn't sit still from anticipation.
"You sir are more crafty than I've given you credit for." She murmured, shooting him a look that had him adjusting himself discreetly.
"And we aren't leaving our hotel room for the rest of the week!" She shouted joyfully.
He smiled watching her antics. "Why? You that tired?"
"Hell no! Gotta grab this opportunity while I can. I'm gonna have you all to myself for a whole week! And I've gotta repay you for all those cheesy lines you keep throwing at me of course." Her voice going husky, promising he more than likely wouldn't have the energy to roll out of bed let alone think of getting up.
"Hey" He replied indignantly. "They aren't cheesy, they're classics."
Picking up her pack she made her way to the tent and prepared to set up her sleeping bag.
"Yeah keep telling yourself that." Lucy teased back.
"Sooooo..." He began and watched as her gaze swung to him.
"What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?" He added grinning as he dodged a brush coming for his head followed by her shaking her head and giggling at his antics.
"That just never gets old." He muttered.
AN: I'm contemplating doing a few cutesy ones too just to shake things up. Wouldn't want everyone to OD on Lemons now would we? :P
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