Peter's mind had been racing in anticipation since he woke up. As soon as the bell signifying the end of the school day sounded, he was the first one up and out of his seat. He had a date, and he wouldn't miss it for the world. He unhooked his skateboard from his book bag and jumped on as he ran down the hall. He kicked open the door and performed an ollie down the stairs. Deadpool's black Jeep came into view and he hopped off of his skateboard.

"Cool stunts, trying to impress me?", Wade said, his puckered lips visible through his mask.

"Psh, you wish", Peter smiled as he got into the passenger seat, "so where is this perfect place for our first date?"

"It's a Taco place, a fancy looking one though", Deadpool smiled as he backed out of his parking space.

"A fancy looking Taco place?", Peter questioned, looking at the other man skeptically.

"Yeah! You'll see, it's great", Deadpool said happily. He had put on a nice red shirt and black pants and was looking rather handsome.

Peter smiled, he'd known Deadpool for a long time and now that they'd grown close, Deadpool was a much happier guy. He carried himself differently, like he was worth a little more than nothing and it made Pete feel happy too.

"Are you going to wear your mask?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't want to scare the customers away. Plus, all the stares and whispers would sort of ruin the mood", Deadpool said, frowning a little.

Peter hated to think how many times Wade must have had to deal with others in public because of his appearance. Some people could be so fucking rude.

"Oh...well when you're alone with me, could you not wear it? I like seeing your face", Peter smiled and grabbed the warm hand that Wade wasn't driving with.

"You're something else, jailbait", Wade said as he came to a stop at a stoplight and leaned over to kiss Pete's cheek.

They stood in front of a tall building named "Tacos, por favor!" in fancy lettering. The name certainly didn't sound fancy, but the place begged to differ. Once inside, the carpet was red and the walls were an off white. The tables and chairs were mostly for two people, but booths lined the walls and a tall white water fountain stood behind a man in front of a pedestal where Deadpool took them.

"Names please?", the man asked holding his pen expectantly. The man was dressed formally and it was making Peter feel underdressed for the occasion.

"Wade Wilson and Peter Parker", Wade said, holding his arm out for Pete who gladly took his arm.

"Ah yes here you are…", he said as he put a line through their names, "...this way please". The man gestured for the two to follow him. He led them to a small table with two chairs in a corner where nobody else was seated. They took a seat and were handed menus before the man walked back to the front.

"Woah, you weren't kidding. I feel underdressed.", Peter said as he scanned his menu.

"Right? Don't worry, I came here in my PJs once!", Deadpool whispered even though nobody was around.

Peter laughed and imagined the look on the man at the front's face. They cracked a few jokes before a young waitress strutted over to them and asked for their order.

"The beef taco special for me please!", Deadpool said in excitement.

"I'll take the chicken taco special", Peter added.

"Okay...and what would you like to drink?", the lady asked as she bent over the table, cleavage fully exposed.

"Some tataTEA! Ahem...I mean tea", he coughed.

"I'll take tea too please", Peter smiled, shooting a quick glare at Wade.

Wade's bottom lip poked out from under his mask as the waitress took their menus walked away. "Come on, you looked too Petey".

"Well….yeah, but still", he folded his arms and put on a pouty face.

"You're so cute when you're jealous!" Deadpool said in awe as he reached over to pinch the boy's cheek mockingly.

"Shut up", Peter said prying the gloved hand off of his cheek.

"Oh lighten up, I've only got eyes for you now, Petey-poo!", Deadpool said, singing the last part.

"Oh my god, please, anything but Petey-poo", Peter laughed as the waitress walked up to their table.

"Beef and chicken specials...and sweet tata-teas", the waiter said smugly as she laid their food and drinks onto the table.

Deadpool chuckled as she walked away and pulled his mask up to his nose. "Tata-teas, I slay me!", he chuckled again. Peter looked at him amusedly and grabbed his silverware.

"So Petey, how'd you come to be big ol' Spider-Man?", he said after making sure nobody was around them.

"Well, I kind of snuck into Oscorp as a fake student intern…", he said as he took a bite out of his taco. It was really good.

"...and then I snuck into a secret room with radioactive spiders...", he said before taking another bite.

"So you went into a room full of spiders on PURPOSE?", Wade's mouth dropped. "It's clear that you are the crazy one in this relationship".

"Clearly", Peter said sarcastically before continuing, "I got bit by one of the spiders and went on what felt like the worst acid trip of my life and woke up with abilities I had no idea how to control".

"Radioactive spiders, huh? Can I get some of that spidey juice?", Deadpool giggled as he took a monstrously huge bite out of his taco.

"It was only successful on me because my dad's DNA was in the spiders too, sorry pal", Peter said finishing one of his tacos.

"Darn, thought we could have some weird, kinky spider sex", Deadpool smiled.

Peter coughed, "What about the wise and mighty Deadpool?".

Deadpool hesitated before he said, "Mine's kind of depressing, kid".

"Tell me later?", Peter asked.

"I don't know…", Wade said as he wiped some sauce from Peter's mouth and licked it from his hand.

"Please?", Peter begged, "I want to know more about you".

"Alright, not now though. My origin story is not a happy tale", he said before sipping his tata-tea.

"Okay, some other time then", Peter smiled, taking the merc's hand in his own.

With their plates cleared and their stomachs full, they stood up from the table and each pitched in a little for the tip. Peter turned to face the front just before almost all the windows in the place where shattered by gunshots. The sound of tires screeching against pavement grew loud in their ears as tons of armored men forced their way past screaming civilians.

"I didn't know we'd be having dessert", Deadpool said as he pulled down his mask.

Peter looked around and spotted an elevator not too far from them. He grabbed Wade's arm and dragged him to the elevator which opened just in time as the approaching intruders were running after them. The doors closed just as they took aim.

"Why'd ya do that for? I was gunna blast em!", Deadpool said, throwing his hands up and into the air.

"With your imaginary guns? All our stuff's in your Jeep", Peter said placing a hand on his hip.

"...oh yeah", Deadpool responded quietly. He didn't worry much about that stuff since he always had his healing factor. He'd just rash em' bash em' with whatever.

The elevator let them off on the second floor and Pete ran to the closest window he could find.

"Climb on my back", Peter yelled back at Deadpool as he opened the window.

"I'm not really into the mood, but if you insist you little spider, you~", Deadpool said as he wrapped his arms around Petey.

Peter hid his laughter and leaped onto the building across from them over an alleyway. Those guys probably wouldn't see them on their way back to the Jeep. Peter crawled behind the building to see the Jeep parked not too far away.

"That thing poking into your back is just my handy dandy flashlight, I swear", Deadpool giggled.

"Shhh Wade, we're trying to be stealthy here", Pete whispered.

"Oh forgive me Mr. Spider Ninja of the night", Deadpool whispered.

They made it to the Jeep and crawled into the back quickly to gather their things. Peter stripped out of his clothes and put on his costume and web shooters. Wade equipped his weapons and took off his nice clothes to reveal the Deadpool suit underneath.

"Let's buggy, heheh, get it?", Deadpool cracked a smile.

"Yes, I get it", Spider-Man said as they both began to run back towards the action, "Try not to kill as many people this time, please".

"So I can still kill people?", Deadpool asked, sounding too hopeful.

"No, but knowing you, it's going to happen anyway"

"You don't give me enough credit, baby boy", Deadpool said as they ran through a back alley.

"Just knock them out, I can tie them up wit my web afterwards", Spidey said as they peeked around the corner.

The men were looking around anxiously, clearly not able to find what they were looking for. Spider-Man ducked behind a nearby car to get within hearing range, soon to be followed by the mercenary.

"Sir, there's no sign of the guy"

"The man said he was here, he couldn't have gone far", one of the men in armor said angrily, "check the whole building!"

The other armored men went back inside and Deadpool sheathed his swords. Spider-Man grabbed his wrist and kept him for standing up.

"No, wait until they leave. We can figure out who's behind this. I'm pretty sure they were after you anyway", Spidey whispered, "You did go in wearing your mask".

Deadpool raised an eyebrow. "Why would they want me?" Spider-Man shrugged as the armored men came out of the restaurant and into a large black van which drove off seconds later.

"Hop on, Wade, we got a van to stalk", Spidey said, offering his backside.

Deadpool smirked under his mask, "My very own Spider-mobile!".