Birthday Crashers

::Written by the seat of my pants.::

Everyone except Miaka and Hotahori paired up into pairs and went around Miaka's house looking for the trouble-maker. The pairs were: Miboshi/Tomo, Soi/Nakago, Amiboshi/Suboshi(of course), Tasuki/Chichiri, Tamahome/Nuriko and Chiriko/Mitsukake. Since nobody wanted to be Ashitare's partner, he stayed in the living room to watch 'Attack on Titan'. Nakago and Soi headed to the basement, Miboshi and Tomo went into the kitchen and dining room, Amiboshi and Suboshi went in the front yard, Tasuki and Chichiri went with Tamahome and Nuriko upstairs and split up from there while Chiriko and Mitsukake were left with the downstairs bathrooms, living room, and family room.

"Nakago-sama, did you remember to bring a flash light?" Soi whispered as she closed the basement door behind them.

She heard Nakago gasp and then trip over something which resulted in his falling down the stairs. Soi cringed each time she heard him 'oof!' or 'ah!' when he hit each step. When the thud and groans ceased, Soi called out, "Nakago-sama, are you alright!?"

"Yes..." Nakago grumbled, rising to his feet with a fierce blush hidden in the dark.

"As I was saying.." Soi continued walking down the stairs. "Did you bring a flash light?"

There was silence and Soi rolled her eyes with the assumption that Nakago was ignoring her.

"NAKAGO!?" she called his name loudly. Since he was standing next to her the whole time thinking of something to say, she had shouted right next to him and he leapt away, terrified.

"NO, I DIDN'T BRING A FLASH LIGHT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE FLASHLIGHT!" he yelled back, rubbing his ear.

"Grr... do I have to do everything?" Soi sweatdropped. If he wasn't her superior, she'd have scolded him and then apologized only after remembering her deep love for him.

"What? What's that? Soooiiii? What? Did YOU forget to bring the flaaaashliiiiight?" Nakago teased. Soi waved her arm around trying to hit Nakago. Well, she did hit something but it wasn't Nakago. It was a stone wall.

"OOOOUUUUUCH!" she whined. Nakago sneered.

"Come on Soi, quit goofing off. Let's hurry up and look around so we can get the hell out of here!" Nakago clapped and started walking. Soi heard a bang, then someone crying.

"Nakago?" she raised an eyebrow and opened her eyes wide to peer into the darkness.

"Shaddup Soi..." Nakago cried. "I just banged my face into a low pipe!" Soi laughed.

"Mff, Nakago!" Soi shouted as someone suddenly stuffed her mouth with a doughnut and began dragging her further into the darkness.

"Eh? Soi?" Nakago responded, done crying. He couldn't see a thing in the damn darkness.

"SOOOOIIIIII-AYAH!" he shouted as something banged him over the head knocking him out. Nakago was dragged away as well.

"Um.. Miboshi...Can I let you in on something?" Tomo asked as he and Miboshi peered into the dishwasher checking for anything suspicious.

"Yeeessss?" Miboshi squeaked.

"Um..well.. Just between you and me.. I must say that..." Tomo looked at Miboshi from the corner of his eye, but soon turned away as Miboshi saw him.

"What is it, Tomo-chan?"

"PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME TOMO-CHAN!" Tomo yelled. Miboshi's lower lip quivered and his eyes watered like a little kid.

"Eh? Eh? I'm very sorry! Please do not cry!" Tomo apologized patting Miboshi's small head.

"Yeah yeah, whatever! Now what did you want to tell me?" Miboshi asked as they closed the dish washer's door.

"Your um...I uh..Well..I find that your appearance rather disturbing," Tomo finished with a shiver. He looked at the little red-haired heart-bunned/pigtailed Miboshi glaring up at him.

"Eh? Really? Heheheh...Okay then.." Miboshi whispered a chant and started to transform. Next thing Tomo knew, Miboshi in the form of Taiistsukun was grinning sexily at him. Tomo shrieked like a little girl as Miboshi chased him around the kitchen singing, 'Tomo, Tomo, I wuv you, I wuv you!'

Amiboshi sighed and Suboshi grunted. They were bored. "Why did we have to get stuck with the front of the house?" Amiboshi asked. Suboshi shrugged. Amiboshi pulled out his flute as they both sat on twin rocks. He began to play a simple tune, not attempting any magic.

"Hey...Amiboshi... um..." Suboshi reached into his pocket.

Amiboshi, who didn't stop playing, looked at his brother and thought, 'What?'

Suboshi pulled out a box. With a shrug he asked, "Wanna play more cards?"

"..."

Tamahome and Nuriko reached Miaka's room and slowly opened the door. It was the room the destroyed television had been sitting in. "Wow, Nuriko... I think we're in Miaka's room..." Tamahome grinned a perverted smile. Nuriko slapped him upside the head and Tamahome regained his senses.

"Sorry 'bout that.." Tamahome said nervously. Nuriko sweatdropped. They started searching the room. Tamahome reached Miaka's drawer and opened one.

"AH, NURIKO, IT'S HER PANTY DRAWER!" Tamahome breathed deeply and strangely found one of his hands reaching inside the drawer, but suddenly Nuriko pushed the drawer shut on Tamahome's fingers and he screamed.

"NURIKO!"

"Ecchi, you were about to-"

"Sh!" Tamahome managed to pull his fingers out of the drawer causing the drawer to fall out away from the dresser (or um..whatever you call them) onto the floor spreading undies all over. Tamahome and Nuriko sweatdropped and crept away from the mess carefully.

"Whadda ya mean sh-"

"SH!" Tamahome said again grabbing Nuriko's hand and creeping over to the bathroom connected to Miaka's room. "I hear something..." he finished letting go of Nuriko.

"Okay then Tama-kins...On the count of three we bust the door open..." Nuriko whispered also hearing the humming-like drone sound coming from inside the bathroom.

Tamahome nodded, "One...

"THREE!" they shouted, each using a foot to kick the door open. Inside was Tetsuya on the toilet with a newspaper.

He looked up, shrieked and instantly covered himself with the newspaper while gawking at the intruders. "I WAS HERE FIRST!" Tetsuya glared. Nuriko and Tamahome's eyes widened and they turned around, quickly shutting the door behind them.

"We didn't just see that..." Tamahome said his hands shaking.

"Right," Nuriko said. They continued to search the room but found nothing unusual.

Just as they were about to leave the room, a big net was thrown over them and pulled them away from the door. "EH!?" Tamahome sqwuaked turning around with Nuriko to see who had thrown the net.

"YOU!" they both pointed and shouted.

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More to come :)