Birthday Crashers

Mitsukake sighed on the couch. He looked from on either side of him and then straight ahead at the television. 'No one's here... no one's looking. No one would see...' he thought, cracking a smile. Mitsukake's eyes slowly drifted over to the remote control on the end table beside the couch. He picked up the remote control and quickly brought it close to him. Mitsukake quietly looked around again. "No one here...?" Mitsukake turned the television on and giggled.

"MY FAVORITE SHOOOOWWW!" Mitsukake flicked the channel to watch his favorite show, Precure. From behind him Tetsuya and Keisuke were exchaning frightened glances with Miboshi and Tomo, all of them finally gawking at Mitsukake.

"M..Mi..Mitsukake?" Keisuke called quietly. Mitsukake squealed with surprise, shut the television off and turned around hiding the remote control.

"Mi...Mi...Miaka's brother?" he answered. Tomo sneered along with Miboshi.

"You should warn people before you scare someone like that! You didn't see anything did you!?" Mitsukake said nervously. Tetsuya shuddered and Keisuke didn't answer.

"YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU!?" Mitsukake asked again waving his fists at them all.

"N-no, Mitsukake, we didn't see you watching Go! Princess Precure again!" Keisuke answered.

"Oh..Okay.." Mitsukake shrugged and then raised an eyebrow, "Hey..waitaminnit...Miaka's brother!-"

Keisuke took a step forward and interrupted Mitsukake, "Please Mits, we don't have time. Seishi are disappearing one foot at a time, we have to do something!"

"Huh? One foot at a time? But I like my feet...No one can have my feet!" Mitsukake shreeked and glared at Keisuke.

::Author's note...- No, I don't have anything against Mitsukake.. I just like making him into an overly comical character so bah!::

Tetsuya sweatdropped, "Erm..that was just an expression, Mitsukake..." Mitsukake calmed down and finally rose from the couch. "I don't even think it's a real expression. To drag one's foot is. To put one foot in front of the other is. To -"

"Yeah, Tets, we get it," Keisuke glared.

"Oh... right... thank you, Miaka's brother's friend," Mitsukake said with and blank expression. Miboshi looked over at Tomo.

"If you fools are quite finished... I think maybe we should all get back to looking for our fellow seishi before we all end up disappearing!" Tomo crossed his arms. Miboshi nodded and changed his form to look like Tomo. Tomo looked over at his 'twin' and sweatdropped.

"Okay, well let's split up..Chiriko and Hotohori went to go look for Nakago and Soi." Mitsukake explained.

So the five of them designed a little strategy. Miboshi and Tomo would go look upstairs, Keisuke and Tetsuya would go outside and Mitsukake would stay put and watch television. The plan was mainly Mitsukake's idea.

"Everyone understands the plan? Good. All right, now... shove off. Go. Leave me now so I may watch my Pretty... cooking show!" Mitsukake caught himself. Keisuke raised an eyebrow and nudged Mitsukake.

Then he and Tetsuya said, "Riiiight...Alright well we'll meet you back here in an hour, Mits."

Mitsukake nodded, "Alright Miaka's brother and Miaka's brother's friend-"

"Just call us Keisuke and Tetsuya..." Tetsuya requested. Mitsukake shrugged and sat back on the couch as the rest of them dispersed.

"I WIIIIIIIIIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!" Suboshi jumped up and began dancing around like a strange rabid beaver. Amiboshi sweatdropped, "Are you really my brother? At times I wonder..."

Amiboshi sweatdropped, "Are you really my brother? At times I wonder..."

"Of course I'm your brother..Wonder you do?"

"Yes do I wonder!"

"What do you wonder?"

"What wonder I do? Wonders..."

There was silence for a moment...Eventually both brothers cleared their throats and started to play poker. But before they could get very far into the game, there was a big bang from behind them. "Huh?" they turned around and saw a fiery form by the garage of the house.

"What the hell is THAT!?" Suboshi asked his brother who shrugged and dropped open his mouth.

The figure started charging at them. "Let's get the heck outta here!" Amiboshi grabbed his brother's arm and they began to run for dear life.

Chiriko looked down the dark steps of the basement. "What do you think is down there, Hotohori-sama?" he said fearfully. Hotohori shrugged.

"Beats me.."

"It's so dark though..I think we need a flash light!" Chiriko clung to Hotohori.

"Calm down Chiriko, we're not even down there yet.. besides, why use a flashlight when there's a light switch?" Hotohori leaned over and felt for the light switch. He turned on a light.

The two walked down the basement steps and looked around. "Wow, this basement's pretty big for a normal basement. It's even got more than one room!" Chiriko said in awe.

"How would you know what is big for a normal basement ... wait, why is there a basement? Japan doesn't have basements! Earthquakes! Helloooo!" Hotohori raised an eyebrow as they stepped into the biggest room. Chiriko didn't answer and Hotohori didn't expect him to because in front of them was a net full of seishi! Suddenly the lights went out and Chiriko and Hotohori were knocked out and put with the others in the net.

::More to come..::