Birthday Crashers

"Get the hell off of my butt, Chichiri!" Tasuki yelled. Chichiri squirmed over a bit inside the net, ending up closer to Nakago.

"Get the hell off of my toosh, Chichiri!" Nakago snapped. Chichiri moved forward near Nuriko with a sad face.

"Oi oi, what's wrong Chi?" Nuriko asked. Suddenly he reached over and slapped Chichiri's arm.

"Get the hell off of my ass, Chichiri!" he said glaring, "My lady heart belongs to the emperor, got it?" Chichiri's eyes watered.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" he sobbed. Tasuki sweatdropped and stared along with Nakago and Nuriko.

"Miaka..." Tamahome drew Miaka close to him and held her.

"Tamahome..." Miaka reached forward and stroked his cheek.

"Miaka..." Tamahome leaned closer to her face.

"Tamahome..." Miaka blinked and put down her hand.

"Miaka..." Tamahome, now face to face with Miaka, moved in to kiss her. That was when Tasuki burst out laughing.

"OI TASUKI!" Nuriko bopped Tasuki over the head with his fist and Tasuki whined and sank down to the bottom of the net.

"NURIKO, DAMMIT! THAT HURT!" Nuriko heard Tasuki yelling from beneath Hotohori.

Nuriko sighed and shrugged, "Sometimes I forget about my strength."

"Quit that Tasuki, I don't like talking thrones," Hotohori said twirling some of his hair.

Tasuki glared up at Hotohori. "I'm not a cushion or a throne, ya know! Get off!"

Amidst all the tomfoolery, Nakago appeared to be hyperventilating. "I'm surrounded by... Suzaku seishi." Nuriko, Tasuki, Chichiri, Chiriko and Hotohori blinked in a circle around him. Nagako shook more violently.

"Eh? Something wrong Nakkie-poo?" Chiriko asked with a cheerful smile.

"I have Suzaku-seishi-phobia..." Nakago said nervously.

"Suzaku-what? There's no such thing!" Nuriko laughed and patted Nakago's head. Nakago shrieked and backed up into Hotohori.

"Eh, watch the hair!" Hotohori said pushing Nakago over to Chiriko. Chiriko smiled and gave Nakago a hug.

Nakago screamed.

"Miaka..." Tamahome pulled Miaka back closer to him after she finished having a conversation with Soi about the differences between Chinese ramen and Japanese ramen.

"What?" she asked blinking. Tamahome frowned.

"YOU'VE RUINED THE MOOD!"

"'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane... don't know when I'll be back again," Ashitare sang along with the radio. He had commandeered a beer truck to set out on the Tomei expressway, abandoning his fellow seishi at the party. The fact that no one had wanted to pair off with him had turned him into maelstrom of emotion.

And suddenly a raccoon dog ran out in front of the truck and Ashitare JUST missed hitting it by turning the wheel all the way to the left with a great amount of force. Then, before he could hit the breaks, the truck went over an edge of a very very very very very steep cliff.

Yui walked into the living room and saw Mitsukake watching Precure. "M... Mitsukake?" she called, not wanting to disturb him. He turned around with a smile.

"Hello Yui, how can I help you?"

Yui blinked and turned back around. "N-Nevermind!" she said over her shoulder.

Meanwhile (most overused word in this story) Suboshi and Amiboshi managed to reach a safe spot around the side of the house. "What the hell do you think that was!?" Suboshi asked panting from running so hard.

"I'm not sure.." Amiboshi shrugged looking around to check that no one was around.

"Ah, Suboshi, Amiboshi, I've been looking for you!" Yui suddenly called out to them. Amiboshi and Suboshi jumped up in surprise and then stared at her.

"You have? Well, here we are… what do you want?" Amiboshi asked as Yui walked toward them. Yui looked from Amiboshi and Suboshi with a serious expression.

"Seishi keep disappearing… Only Keisuke, Tetsuya, Mitsukake, me and you two are left," Yui said quietly.

"Oh? What about Ashitare?" Suboshi questioned, leaning closer to Yui with a raised eyebrow.

"He drove off a cliff two scenes ago," Yui whispered. Suboshi and Amiboshi sweat dropped and nodded at the same time.

"That's too bad…" the twins said. There was suddenly a loud buzzing and Yui, Suboshi and Amiboshi looked up at the sky to see a dark cloud heading their way.

"Looks like a storm's coming. ...I've always wanted to say that. Anyway, we'd better get inside," suggested Yui. She grabbed the twins's arms to lead them back into the house.

::More to come….::