Birthday Crashers

Yui looked at Amiboshi; then Amiboshi looked over at his brother, Suboshi. Suboshi looked at Yui. Yui looked back at Suboshi. Suboshi glanced at Amiboshi. Amiboshi stomped his feet and shouted, "WELL, SOMEONE BETTER SAY SOMETHING!"

Yui sighed, "Where have all the others disappeared to? I really think we should look around for them... "

Suboshi pulled Yui over to the side and placed one of his arms around her. "Hey Yui-chan... why don't we just rest around here for a bit? I mean.. We can have Amiboshi go look for them, then you and I... can ah... well ya know," Suboshi smirked. He tried to manage a wink, but his eye ended up watering and he twitched a bit. Yui sweatdropped and moved away from Suboshi.

The three walked into the living room. "Why don't you stay with Mitsukake, Suboshi? Meanwhile, Amiboshi and I will go look for the others..." Yui suggested. She pointed over at the couch where Mitsukake sat now watching a different television show. Suboshi shuddered and whined a 'do I haaave to?' Yui nodded irritably and Suboshi pouted, crossing his arms and walking over to Mitsukake.

"What do you want?" Mitsukake asked Suboshi, not looking away from the TV.

"Anything but to be stuck here watching TV with you..." Suboshi mumbled.

"What'd you say?" Mitsukake asked, not clearly understanding what Suboshi said.

"Oh ah..um.. Nothing more than to be here watching... um..-"

"Vampire Diaries," Mitsukake replied. "Someone rented from Tsutaya. That someone wasn't me. Do you understand?" Suboshi nodded.

"Er yes.. 'Vampire Diaries'..." Suboshi said quietly. "Wouldn't a vampire diary be very long?"

Mitsukake refused to answer Suboshi's asinine question.

Meanwhile, upstairs Tomo and Miboshi searched for the others in the bathroom. Tomo sneered and peeked behind the shower curtain, calling, "Nakago? Are you back there?" He giggled a bit. Miboshi gawked at him, now in the form of Mrs. Q from Ayashi no Ceres.

"Tomo.. do you have a crush on Nakago or something? He wouldn't be in the stupid shower at a time like this..." Miboshi said.

"I was just checking... Lighten up.."

"Lighten up?! Are you saying I'm too serious?! Don't you know that I have FEELINGS?" Miboshi snapped and slapped Tomo across the face with a toothbrush.

"Whatever!" Tomo grabbed a bottle of toothpaste and squirted some out on Miboshi.

"UH! What the hell is that stuff! I'm melting.. I'm meeeelting..." Mibsohi shrieked out.

Tetsuya sat on the deck steps, watching Keisuke look behind a bush for his sister or some of her seishi. "It's no use, Tets... We'll never find 'em.." Keisuke sighed.

" 'Tets'?! What the hell, man! Sounds like you're calling me 'tits'! Stop that!" Tetsuya growled, waving his fist at Keisuke. Keisuke shrugged and sweatdropped.

"Well.. I guess only a sick fellow like you would notice that," Keisuke muttered. "You could at least help me look!"

"I AM helping you look! I'm sitting here, waiting for Miaka to show up near the kitchen screen door asking where all the food went!"

"What do you mean?"

"There's no more food in the kitchen..."

"WHAT?!"

"There isn't.. I checked awhile ago, when we were passing through.."

Keisuke scratched the bottom of his chin for a minute and then said, "Hm.. that's funny.. I didn't think Miaka would eat *that* much food, even if she is a glutton..."

"Same here.. Then again this is a party, there are lots of people here today... but.. for crying out loud, where is everyone?!"

Keisuke sighed and plopped down onto the ground. He plucked a bit of grass from the lawn and tossed it to the side. "No idea..." he answered.

"Hey... what's that?" Tetsuya rose out of the lawn chair and pointed at something red in the sky.

Keisuke got up too and turned around to see what Tetsuya was referring to. Before he could blink, he and Tetsuya were both stunned by blows over the heads.