Chapter Eight: "Ruins"
khdudeable:So Cupa, Desmond, Levi, K did you kill Bill?
Cupa: He was too ugly I couldn't stand it so I left.
K: I couldn't find him
Desmond: I was bored.
Levi: Who was that again?
Kallista: Oh lord. Is this repeating? The confused stuff? Or something? No need to act, everyone.
khdudeable: why didnt you kill him?!
Desmond: I didn't because I'll piss people off so they'll betray me like those other faggots from my class.
khdudeable: whatever…
Kallista: So should we like… Start writing?
khdudeable: yeah.
Kalli: WAIT WAIT DISCLAIMER BEFORE START! Desmond?
Desmond: Fine. Minecraft doesn't belong to Kallista nor does it belong to KHdudeable. Same with Notch, Herobrine, Cupa, Villa, mob talker chicks and Levi. We don't own any of those. But we do own our characters… Right?
Kallista: Desmond, that wasn't a good disclaimer.
Desmond: Yeah, should've thought about that before you f-king asked me.
Kallista: Anyway! Please do not sue our asses! That wouldn't be nice!
Levi proceeded to take off his shirt while the girls were fangirling over him. He seemed to ignore the fire in K's eyes.
"STOP IT! WHAT THE F-K DUDE!" I said still with the hell fire in my eyes
"How about no, letter name?" He replied as I scowled. Villa was right beside Cupa and Desmond, both of which were holding fangirlish squeals.
"Tooooooooooooold you." Desmond victoriously grinned at me. "You'd be gay for him. Oh, is that a nosebleed I see?"
"What? No, it's from the cake." I said wiping the 'cake' away. Blood still trickled out of my nose.
"ANYWAY! villa, why don't we go try to find your village?" I asked.
"one more minute…" She said starting to drool a bit.
"K, don't worry. No need to hide it anymore. We're not homophobic." Desmond exclaimed, trying to keep her calm.
"HIDE WHAT! I'M NOT GAY!... Cupa you better not fall in f-king love with him! cause I sure as hell ain't!" I responded.
"That's what he thinks." Villa said as I tried not to stare at him. Desmond decided to comment. "His body is saying no but his mind is saying yes"
"Suure… thats what you think!" I said.
"His heart is saying yes." Cupa joined in jokingly.
"CUPA! seriously not you too." I said starting to feel depressed. She giggled and blushed. "It was just a joke, silly! But I have to admit, he does look pretty hot."
"Well, who wants to go find Villa's village…" I asked even though I knew they wouldn't respond. My main goal was not to stare at him. That's crazy. I'm not gonna look at him. No. Never. wait, even if I do I'm not going to be gay. right? Maybe. I don't know. My mind is just going crazy at this point.
"Come on, just put a shirt on!" I yelled at him.
"Oooo, he's blushing!" Villa pointed at me.
"NOO im NOT! it's from all the yelling, I think i'm going lightheaded." I retorted.
"STOP RUINING OUR FUN!" Cupa screamed, still staring. Was she joking? I don't know.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? YOU'RE HAVING FUN!" I yelled at her.
"YES I AM! SO WHAT!" Cupa replied
"uhh, I thought you only liked him when you were supercharged…"
"No, thats just what started it."
"So you like him?!"
"YES!" She fangirl screamed "Uhh, but not as much as you." She quickly added trying to cover up.
"Whatever, PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT BACK ON LEVI! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY GIRL!" I screamed nearly breaking windows with how loud it was. I was REALLY GETTING PISSED NOW.
"Fine, just because you're getting too embarrassed doesn't mean you have to ruin everyone's fun." He replied as he put his shirt and jacket back on, much to the girls disappointment
"now come on Villa we need to get you back home you're friends are probably worried about you." I said while walking out the door.
"Weeell, they would be if they were alive!" Desmond responded
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!" Villa screamed at her
"I killed them all and burned down your village when you misspelled Levi's name." She replied, silently smirking. "Plus? You took off his f-king pants. Talk about rape."
"Seriously , you need to stop killing people you don't even know Desmond… unless they try to kill you if anyone tries to kill someone they deserve to die. unless they're forced to." I said starting to ramble a bit.
"Okay then…" Cupa said
"Her village deserved to die." The teen hissed.
"WHY!" I replied
"They blocked off the door of the house. Those douches. They all helped Villa in trying to get him." She argued. "They got that stupid golem to help them make sure we're either scarred for life or killed. We barely escaped. I am twelve. Do you really think I'd want to witness the light of my life get scarred for life? They even tried to get me, THOSE F-KERS THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE."
"well you kind of act like one…" I said silently
"What?" She screamed at me,
"Uhh, you act all tough and don't show any emotion whatsoever." I replied plaintively
"What do you think, what are those lumps on my chest? Do I really need to dress in pink lacey dresses to be a girl? "
"well… that would make it more obvious… but your name is Desmond, that sounds like a guy's name." I said as she facepalmed.
"Some girls are named Cameron, Avery and many other things. And out of all of them you pick me to argue with?"
"yes… yes I did." I replied like a boss. Or that's at least what I thought, until she completely destroyed my reply in a sentence.
"Well, in all honesty. Your name isn't the best either. K? Yeah, you'd need a better name to argue with me."
"My name is KHdudeable, it's just easier to say K so I just tell everyone that's my name." I said rather harshly.
"Alright, I take back my thoughts that your name couldn't be any suckier. It just did."
"Whatever, what should we do now? I feel like all we do is argue." I asked
"We do cause you're a party pooper" Cupa said
"Seriously?! you're teaming up with them?" I asked
"how about we all go to bed?" Villa asked suspiciously
"Okay but where will you sleep?" I asked her.
"The couch" She said
"Alright then, let's go sleep. I'm getting tired of all this." I grumbled, getting to the bedroom. Desmond silently stood in the kitchen on her laptop, while Villa failed to see her. I went to sleep, as the teen clicked on some pages. I'll let the girl stay up; What if Villa tries to do something?
-LATER ON INTO THE NIGHT-
"Well f-k." Desmond whispered. She heard a knob turning, some shuffling and finally a laugh. Villa's laugh. Some kind of clanking, It took the brunette a second before she realized. She sneaked over to their room while taking a sip of tea then noticed that Villa was standing by somebody. And it was pretty obvious. She sneaked in at the middle of it then grabbed Villa's braid.
She dragged Villa outside silently just so the other three wouldn't be mad at her and slammed her into the kitchen wall. "What the actual hell were you doing?" She asked emotionlessly. That seems to be the adjective used the most towards Desmond. "I was just trying to have some fun." Villa said sadly.
"Well if you want to have some 'fun' then I can help you with that. It's a game I like to call Punch the bitch till she's dead." Desmond said harshly
"I don't like that game, I always get hurt." Villa replied as if she's played it before.
"What's going on, you girls?" Levi asked, taking a cup of tea Desmond made.
"She tried taking off your pants." She pointed out. "I saw her. Your zipper is undone. So now we're playing a game!"
"What's it called."
"Punch the bitch until she's dead." Desmond stated. "Or in other words- Villager pinata."
"That's nice." He said as he checked if there was more pie. "Can I play too? As long as my pants stay on, it's alright."
"Sure, the more the merrier." Desmond said having fun with it
"What are you going to do to me?" Villa said starting to get scared, Desmond looked like she was about to laugh.
"Doesn't the name state it? Do you want me to personally explain it to you, Bitchface McGee?" She asked sarcastically. "Or do you want me to get on with it because you're "Independent" like you claim? Maybe you want him to explain this to you? Do you want it on a diamond paper written with silver?"
"No, I wouldn't want you to waste perfectly good diamonds… Plain paper will do just fine." Villa said, Desmond glared at her. "What kind of writing would you want, Princess Villa the 69th? Do you want it in French, English, Villager, German, Italian, Japanese, Russian, Chinese, how do you want the writing?"
"English, that's all I know."
"And what font would her Majesty want? You want him to write it? Do you want me to get a printer out of my ass so I could print it? Or, do you want me to write it?"
"Well, anyone could write it… And how did you know I was a princess?!"
"You were a princess?" She asked yet again with sarcasm. "Underline the were. So you were a princess? Suits a bitch like you who acts like everyone is her goddamn slave. You can't just go raping people and get out unhurt, don't you know, Princess of the Whores?"
"Actually I'm a princess of the villagers." Villa said matter of factly. Desmond just glanced at Levi with her how-do-you-tolerate-this-skank face then glared back at Villa.
"Well isn't that just f*cking wonderful?" Desmond silently said. "And that's a reason to think you can fuck any male existing, you can cockblock, you can do everything without getting charged? Newsflash, you cock sucking slut. There are many princesses, who get charged for that. That's why you're here. This is your Scourge. Your punishment. Your purification."
"For what?" Villa asked very confused.
Desmond's fist met her face, and the younger teen may have hit one of Villa's teeth.
"For what, you ask?" She retorted. "Oh, I don't know! You seem completely fucking innocent despite the fact that you tried to rape him, you tried to rape me, you raped Yaebi… Did I, maybe, leave something out?"
"Yaebi? no, he asked."
"He asked for a home, and food. He was lost. He didn't ask to get into your pants. But whatever you have to say, explain why you tried to touch him?" This is where Desmond got protective.
"I tried to touch Levi becuase he's F-KING HOT! Yaebi, well he was a good friend…"
"Oh, not another one of these. My excuse for your head on my fucking wall will be that I tried to kill you because you're a f-king rapist. He is hot, yes. But holy hell, you can't just go taking people's pants off like that."
"I can if they agree to… Or if they don't try to stop me." Villa replied loudly.
"Just because he isn't saying no, does not in any way mean he's saying yes. If I stabbed you out of sudden, I'll use that excuse. You didn't try to shield yourself from the knife."
"Well I wouldn't know when you were going to… But when I take off someones pants they know I'm doing it." She said calmly.
"He was sleeping.." Desmond said, this time louder.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" I yelled rudely woken up by their arguing.
"SHE TRIED TAKING OFF LEVI'S PANTS!" Desmond yelled back, pointing at Villa.
"Then why did you burn down her village? now she's staying here forever!" I replied.
"Not unless we kill her." Levi added. "And I think we all agree on doing that. Except you, that is."
All of sudden, Cupa ran in. "Hey guys! What's going on?"
"We're voting to kill Villa." Levi explained. Desmond nodded.
"EVERYONE IN FAVOR OF DOING SO, RAISE YOUR HAND."
Desmond yelled then raised her hand
Levi raised his hand.
Cupa shakily raised her hand.
"Hey,if she tried taking off his pants, what would she do to K?" Cupa explained. "I don't want this villager bitch near my K!"
"If she's going to die, why don't we just build her a house? I mean it's better than killing her. AND then we can keep an eye on her." I suggested
The brown haired brunette shook her head.
"She'll try to creep on us. Especially on him. "
Cupa dismissed it too.
"What if she breaks the window?"
With the two, Levi just shrugged.
"Isn't it clear enough? Pants are meant to be worn, not to be taken off by some villager whore."
"Well I don't think we should kill ANYONE, plus her village was destroyed so she has no where else to go because of SOMEONE'S selfishness and rudeness!"
"Tch. She tried raping us. " Desmond argued with me. "Plus, it's three against one. Wait, four." She noted as Twix hissed at Villa.
"Seriously! i'm the one that brought you here Twix! AND I'm the reason any of you have a house! This is MY house! I dont have to let you guys live here!" I said getting angry.
"We can still kill the villager skank. Why don't you just dump her in a pit of lava? She isn't any use! What's your point here? Didn't she want you to buy her? My god."
"WELL I didnt! I brought her here because I don't like it when other people are in trouble… and now we're fighting again… why do we always fight?" I asked, starting to get confused
"Because you're an Idiot for letting this bitch in!." Desmond said. "Seriously, can't we just throw her out? She'll just find a f*cking home with her smartass attitude. That's why. Do I need to add anything? I mean, why'd you bring in another girl? You saw she was lusty. Why didn't you just get her out of the cave? You already have your Cupa. Isn't that called cheating?"
"I'm not dating Villa and I was trying to be NICE! you should try it!" I yelled at her.
"You're not dating her, but seriously? Didn't your mother, Notch, or whoever you're associated with teach you not to let strangers in? What if, one day, you wake up to see Villa getting you naked? And we aren't there to save your ass?"
"Then I would just get her off and get dressed! seriously I wouldn't let her! If she tried I would slap her to let her know she can't do that! only Cupa can!""
"She'd chain your ass up." Cupa noted.
"Why would you slap her when she tries to molest you, but when she almost takes off my pants you defend her?" Levi commented. "It's probably because you're the guy with the shit essence in his ass. She can't do that to you, but when she does that to me it's completely alright. I see how you go."
"No, you could have slapped her. AND can't you go back to your universe at will?" I asked.
"First of all, no. Second, how? First time she tried, the iron golem threatened us. The second time she tried, I couldn't because I was holding a plate and some book. The third time, which is now, I was sleeping."
"Well, the first time I wasn't there, the second time you had a BOOK you could have used it, right now you were sleeping. how was I supposed to know what's happening?! do you think I watch you sleep?" I replied
"That is possible since Cupa and Desmond think you have a gay crush on me. Then, you have the essence of your ass, and finally, how was I supposed to hit her without you bitching?"
"If she tried to undress you you're allowed to, if you do it with out reason you're gonna be dead. AND FOR THE LAST F-KING TOIME I DON'T HAVE A 'GAY CRUSH' ON LEVI!" I screamed making my voice hoarse afterwords
"I'm allowed to, yes, but how was Desmond not allowed to slam Villa's face into the pie?" He asked calmly.
"I didn't hear the not." Cupa whispered in a sing-songy voice.
"Neither did I." Desmond said in the same tone.
"She wasn't allowed to cause she nearly killed her. If she did it once WITHOUT nearly killing, I say go ahead. ONE time it's funny repeatedly is cruel." I said
"Nearly killed her? Repeat that for me, because I don't seem to give a f**k. Villa was still alive, she only got a cut on her goddamn cheek."
Finally, Desmond yelled.
"EVERYONE IN FAVOR OF KILLING VILLA IN THE MOST PAINLESS WAY POSSIBLE SINCE PRINCESS K DOESN'T LIKE IT, RAISE YOUR HAND! THIS TIME, IT'S REALLY HAPPENING."
She raised her pale hand without a second thought.
Levi raised his hand with a second thought.
Cupa, without any hesitation, raised her petite hand.
Twix raised his paw as far as he could.
"Seriously… fine, whatever" I said as I threw my sword as I snapped slashing head from body…
but instead of hearing the sound of flesh being torn, we heard the sound of iron being scraped. and looked to see the iron golem teleport in to save villa
"Villa must live…" the iron golem said as it lost power…
Yes, iron golems run on power, not some magical juice thats unlimited or what not.
"Iris!" Villa screamed. Someone roughly grabbed her by the braid. Desmond started dragging her towards outside, where the moon was on its zenith. Levi, Cupa and Twix followed her.
"Time to play Punch the Bitch!" Desmond screamed as she started to kick Villa in the crotch.. "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO IT AS PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE!" I asked getting agitated
"This is how the world works, kid! People lie to you, constantly. And I. Won't. Tolerate. This."' She said while ramming Villa's face into the ground as hard as she could hearing a cracking sound, which she believed to be her nose. It was indeed true.
"This is your Scourge, punishment, purification! This is for raping all the guys, stealing all the emeralds, and killing all the girls! This is the end of you, whore! I'll be the end of you!"
"But. I. Don't. Want. To. Die." Villa said crying as her head was slammed into the ground.
"Oh yeah? Should've considered that before killing Mina! Should've considered that before you tried to rape all those people" Desmond said this as Villa grabbed her chest smashing a bottle then giving her a resistance effect along with strength. "You shouldn't pick on people weaker than you!" Villa screamed as her body bulked up along with getting a iron gleam to it.
Desmond spat at the floor, not fearing this at all.
"Really? A bit too cliche. Guess I should have slammed your pathetic little head into the ground!"
Without caring, she jumped on K's shoulders then jumped on Villa.
"What do you want me to do first? Stab you or smash your stupid head?"
"NONE! You won't be defeating anyone!"
"Oh, I will."
While Villa yelled at her, Desmond made her drink milk. It took off the effects as VIlla returned to normal size.
"Think that's enough to get rid of me? Think again, you sleazy little f*ck."
She took her by the chin with one hand and by the hair with the other. She threw Villa in the air, signaling for Cupa, Levi and Twix to move. Villa hit the ground.
A message appeared in the air., above Villa's dead body which slowly disappeared.
Villa_Ger was slain by Loves_Levi
It however, wasn't seen by the others, as they backed away when Villa went super.
Desmond casually stood by me as Cupa giggled. Levi just stared at me for a second.
"I f-king knew it." Cupa whispered, giggling. Why did they giggle? I don't know. Then I looked over to see what it was about to see Desmond had a username hovering over her head… It said Loves_Levi… I didn't see what's wrong, as it reflected her personality. Kinda. But then I realized: I was standing next to her. That meant, it said "KHdudeable Loves_Levi". "WHAT HE F-K GUYS, CAN I NOT GO ONE F-KING DAY WITHOUT YOU GUYS SAYING THAT I F-KING LOVE LEV!? I F-KING DON'T YOU LITTLE BITCHES!" I said extremely pissed by now.
Cupa silently dragged Desmond away. This time she started openly laughing. Did they have another username thingy?
Cupa's username said "Fangirls_Over_Shirtless_Levi". "Why can't I just have one NORMAL day in my life?" I silently asked myself
"Cupa, what is this supposed to mean? Is it just an accident?" I asked her while Desmond had to hold onto Levi's shoulder, just to prevent herself from laughing so much she flies off into the sun.
"Alright, K. I'll solve this. Just for yoooooou." Levi said, mimicking a squealy voice. "Maybe it's because I have a gay cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush on you." He mocked then silently moved the two away and stood next to K.
I checked if he had a nametag.
"Loves_ Me"
These people were driving me insane.
I then noticed I forgot my armor, which meant, I was in my boxer shorts. I teleported for my armor then next to them, but on the right side. We watched the sunset as I looked for nametags.
None?
The first from the left was Levi, since he's possibly the oldest. No problem there.
The next was Cupa- She was fifteen.
Besides me was Desmond, holding Twix who was purring in her lap.
Nothing wrong? This statement kind of is.
Desmond walked over to my right, because she didn't see the stars due to the bush.
I decided to look at their nametags.
Levi's was just his name.
Cupa's was "Is"
Desmond's was "_s_Gay_Crush."
"Levi_ Is_ KHdudeable _S_Gay_Crush"
Levi seemed amused.
Cupa giggled.
Desmond laughed, covering her mouth.
Twix purred.
IF THIS CAN GET ANY WORSE, I SWEAR TO NOTCH!
I sat besides Levi, because I think that's where nothing will get added before my name.
Wrong.
He went besides Desmond, either because he's feeling the same as me or…
Cupa renamed herself in "Has_A_"
Desmond renamed herself into "Gay_Crush_On"
While Levi just kept his name.
It's hard to be taken seriously when your roommates do this. No matter what essence you have.
"KHdudeable Has_A_ Gay_Crush_On_ Levi"
Could my roommates be better?
I facepalmed then walked up a tree. Guess what they set up? A sign.
"ATTENTION! KHdudeable has a gay crush on Levi!"
"WHAT THE F-K GUYS CAN YOU BE NICE TO ME FOR ONE F-KING DAY!? I'M ALLOWING YOU TO LIVE IN MY F-KING HOUSE! AND THIS IS HOW YOU F-KING REPAY ME? YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TWO, MOCKINGJAY, RAVIOLI GUY, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PRANK WAR. YOU TWO, VERSUS ME AND CUPA."
"Whatever, we're going to win anyway." Desmond said with too much confidence
"You sure about that?" Cupa said
"I spent my whole twelve years of age pranking people successfully. I have skills. Don't doubt me. Wasn't I the one who came up with the username things?"
"That wasn't funny! That was just cruel and you guys do this everyday… so I do know what you can do, but do you know what I can do?"" I asked
"We know. You'll go berserk and whatnot. But I bet you, I can win this! Only… What for?"
"What do you mean."
"Why should we win?
"Well." I started. "We could… Umm to see who is right! About me liking Levi, if you win then I do, If I win then I don't." I finished
"It. Is. On." Desmond hissed.
-NEXT DAY, 7:00-
"You got it?" Levi asked as Desmond clicked repeatedly on the computer. She had been drawing for only ten minutes, yet it was finished.
"Done."
"Okay, let's go… Wait, one more thing."
"What? We renamed the apps, changed his backgrounds, we hung some posters."
"Scarredsong, click the browser or something-"
"Aha?"
"Alright, let's type."
After they heard K and Cupa waking up, the two jumped out of the window onto the sponge that cushioned their fall.
"Alright, let's see what are the best pra- WHAT THE F-K! DESMOND! LEVI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BACKGROUND!" I said as I didn't really care they moved stuff around or renamed it.
It was a picture of me wearing nothing but boxers. Me with Levi. I could recognize that anime style, it was obviously Desmond's. I quickly deleted it and went back to my normal picture… it was cheesy but it was a picture of Cupa smiling, hey it was one of the best pictures I had. Sadly Cupa caught a glimpse of the picture… "So you DO like Levi?!" Cupa said
"NO! They pranked us. and more specifically me. So we need to come up with another prank to come back as." I said, then opened my browser. It continued where I left off.
"Ohh, well how about we prank that one of us died?" Cupa asked
"They won't care." I said. it was true but it still wasn't nice.
I then saw another window. It had pictures and stuff .I opened one of them. It was even more pictures of me and Levi. Obviously drawn by Desmond.
"WHERE ARE THESE F-KING PICTURES COMING FROM?!" I screamed as more tabs were opened. The mouse was just moving around like it wanted to, like it had its own mind. I went to knock on their door to get them to stop. Unfortunately, while I was knocking, the tabs were closed like they never existed.
"Okay, let's look up how to pull pranks." I said, trying to calm my nerves. Chrome showed recent searches, and you can just guess what they were. This WAS Desmond Scarredsong's plan, after all. She was probably laughing her ass off. I tried to do a arm slam into their door, which opened before I hit it, So i fell on the floor. "WHAT THE HELL! YOU DONT EVEN GIVE US 5 F-KING MINUTES TO GET A F-KING PLAN!" I yelled snapping as my eyes turned silverish-red. Desmond wasn't scared at all. "Well, you challenged us." She replied. "You started the prank war. I told you we'll win it anyways. So, right now, we have three points. One for changing your background and everything, one for all those tabs opening-" She noted, taking a small usb plug and plugging it back into her wireless remote for computer. "And one for this. Any questions?"
"One simple plain ordinary question… WHAT THE F-K IS SO F-KING WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU WOULDN'T GIVE US F-KING 5 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH A F-KING PLAN!"I said
"Didn't she explain it." Levi started. "She said, you challenged us for the prank war. And we stood up all night making plans. Why didn't you do so?"
"So I could have some rest! And also to calm down a bit since we fight basically every goddamn day!" I said.
"Hey! Can't you appreciate that I didn't get any sleep yet just because I wanted to prank you?" Desmond got all up in my face and asked. "Why did you even come here? Coming to your enemy's room can't mean any good dude. I mean, what if you stepped on a landmine?"
"Also, I don't think you should just walk like that straight away."
"What are you talking about, Scarredsong? There isn't a land-"
I was cut off by a small explosion under my feet, and pink smoke. By the time it ended, I was completely pink on the front.
"Four points for team Levimond, Zero for you!" She yelled, shutting the door on us.
"Team Levimond?" I asked Cupa. "What the hell?"
"It's their team name… Did you come up with one for us K?" Cupa asked me
"Wha- ohh no, how about kupa?" I asked her still covered in pink.
"Sure, but you need to go take a shower." She said pointing at me, indicating to look down.
"Ohh come on!" I whined which then I went to take a shower, after I finished my shower and finished getting dressed I decided me and Cupa needed to make a plan.
"Hey, Cupa what should we do in retaliation?" I asked her
"How about you boobytrap their room when they come down to eat, which I could cook up some apple pie and all their favorite foods. and say it's as a peace treaty so they don't attack me and only you, which would be more believable." She said like the head of a military team. I nodded my head agreeing with her, while she went down to get the food ready.
Then I noticed a silver shine from the windows. Just as Cupa entered, a paintball gun fired at her, soaking her in paint. "You think we didn't hear your plan?" Desmond shrieked at her, reloading her paintball gun and taking cover. "
"You should try to be more quiet, team Kupa." Levi commented, as he aimed right at Cupa's back. I luckily noticed before he pulled the trigger so I grabbed my sword and threw it at where he was aiming, not AT Cupa at the wall behind her and intercepted the ball. "Really? Well you should aim quicker" I said, pulling out my bow with a piece of TNT at the it would only slightly harm them. and fired right after taking it out..
"That was my plan." He said, catching it in mid-air. "SCARREDSONG, FIRE!"
Boom.
She used some kind of a shotgun, I see, because six paintballs were shot at me. She took cover, hid behind a bush, and then went firing like crazy. The whole kitchen was colored in pink, Cupa was colored in green, I was in purple. Desmond and Levi ran away somewhere as I looked around.
"FIVE POINTS TO TEAM LEVIMOND!" Desmond yelled across the garden.
"AHHHHH!" I screamed in frustration and grabbed Cupa and went to a hidden room I built a while ago that no one knows about, not even Levi. And I'm pretty sure he knows all of the rooms. Except this one.
"Alright we need to come up with a plan!" I told Cupa
"Umm… we could set up traps all over the house?" She suggested
"Sure." I said
LATER
"There, all set up, time to go to sleep…" I said looking at a 'trap' it was actually a decoy so that they don't know about the traps, since cupa put the traps down using an invisibility I potion and a swiftness I potion. That took up a lot of time, I can say. We were proud of that.
MEANWHILE
"What do you think," Desmond asked, glancing at the moon. "Will we win this fight?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"It is."
"So, Mockingjay. Did you make some new plans?"
"...We could just sit here on the roof, you know. They've set up their traps, I think, and if we're clever enough to fool them we could win."
"That's just nice. Now, go to sleep."
"Sleep? Wasn't I supposed to make plans?"
"Yes, but you haven't slept for 36 hours."
"Oh."
"Goodnight, Mockingjay."
"Good night."
Kallista: Hey guys! Kallista here in FOUR A.M!
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Kallista: And four A.M in Croatia. I'll say in advance: 420 BLAZE IT!
khdudeable: What?
Kallista: Nevermind. So, guys. Did you enjoy le chapter?
Desmond: It's not le chapter. It's un Capitolo, Kallista. Learn some Italian. Gawd.
K: Uhh, we're in HERE again?
Cupa: Hey K! Remember when Desmond renamed herself into Loves_Levi and just stood next to you?
K: yes, don't remind me… *shudders*
Desmond: AGAIN! AGAIN!
Villa: Am I in heaven? guess not Desmonds here...
Desmond: NO. YOU'RE GOING TO A UNIVERSE WHERE PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY FOR NO REASON. YOU'RE GOING TO HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI, VILLA. YOU'RE GOINGTHERE.
Villa: NOOOOOOO!
Desmond: Yeah, you better learn how to spell french names, you spoiled little piece of sh-
Villa: I do know how to spell french, I just prefer calling Levi Ravioli. It's cute.
Desmond: And I prefer you dead. The feeling of satisfaction is cute too.
khdudeable: I think we need to make Desmond a tad bit less murderous, Don't you Kallista?
Kallista: She wouldn't be Desmond SCARREDSONG then. I mean, how would a girl who grew up in a shitty society be nice and cheerful?
khdudeable: I just meant make her not want to KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON she met.
Desmond: Dude, that makes me Desmond.
khdudeable: fine, but you still should ACT nice occasionally that'll scare the shit out of people, because they'll be like is she going to kill me or hug me?
Desmond: BOTH, MOTHERF*KERS. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE HAS HIDDEN BLADES.
Kallista: So… Should we finish the chapter off with everyone telling goodbye in unison? COME ON! STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
*everyone*: Stands
K: I go first.
Cupa: I GO SECOND WITH THE USERNAME HAS_A
Desmond: I GO THIRD. Username? Gay_Crush_On
Levi: You know, this might just be amusing for anyone except K.
K: F-K YOU ALL! GO DIE IN A HOLE ON THE PLANET GALLIFREY!
Desmond: So that makes out the truth!
Cupa: A.K.A K has_A Gay_Crush_On Levi!
Kallista: Bye now!
What will happen next?
Desmond: K WILL REVEAL HIS GAY CRU-
Kallista: Shut up, Desmond.