Chapter nine: "Chain reaction"
khdudeable: What are you guys doing when we're not looking? The house is filled with traps and everyone seems to be angry?
Desmond: We're not angry.
Levi: Just focused.
Desmond: Because any wrong move…
Levi: ...Will take one point away from us.
Cupa: How do you guys do that?!
K: It's kind of creeping me out…
khdudeable: That's creepy… I didn't know people actually could do that.
Desmond: Well?
Levi: We can.
Desmond: That's why we have the four points, isn't it?
Kallista: Desmond, stop being so smug. I don't know if K likes it.
I woke up to see that our house was intact. "I guess Desmond didn't set them off." I said to Cupa who was just getting up. "Guess so…" She replied still groggy from sleep.
"I'll go get us some food, I have a personal chest for food" I said as I opened a ender chest that was hidden behind a block of carpet "That's why the carpet was lower there?!" Cupa asked, obviously surprised. We then heard the door open and a single step before someone stopped it… They climbed from the room window out to the roof, right onto the roof on our room. I could hear Levi warning Desmond.
"Don't go there, it's dangerous."
With that, he got a pebble from his pocket and threw it down onto the floor. Dammit.
*BOOM* we felt the house shake, and my suspicions were confirmed minecraft logic still applies, FLOATING BLOCKS FTW! "Good think we covered our room with obsidian, eh cupa?" I said after recovering from the aftershock of the explosions. "Yeah, guess so" She responded shakily. we then heard a loud scream coming from above us and opened our door to check it out.
Soon, a smoke bomb blinded us. Desmond was hanging by the ledge with an insane look. While we were blinded, she threw a bedrock-destroyer TNT at us then jumped down onto a bale of hay.
"SIX POINTS FOR TEAM LEVIMOND!" She shrieked, landing softly and climbing a tree as I scowled. She jumped from tree to tree until she reached something. What exactly? A treehouse? Probably. The bedrock destroyer TNT didn't hurt us, at all, but we flew into the air.
I looked down to see where was I going to land. A pool of pink paint with flowers around it.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY, SCARREDSONG!" I yelled at her before I felt the paint hit my skin.
"THEN WHY ARE WE AMUSED BY THIS?" She shrieked from the "treehouse" and waved at me. "DIFFERENT PEOPLE, DIFFERENT TASTES, I GUESS!"
"OR BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE!" I screamed, getting ticked off. As I said that I pulled out some knives I had made from scraps of iron that I had forged and threw them, they weren't sharp but they would sting, A LOT.
My aiming was good, but not good enough to hit her from about thirty meters above and fourty away from I just tried to hit above her head… lets just say it wasnt pretty… I missed badly and hit a chicken cutting off its head. I can now personally guarantee that they live without their head cut off. "Well… Looks like you're bad at throwing knives, But sadly for you I'M NOT!" Desmond shouted pulling out a knife from her pocket. She threw a few at me. The knives pinned me down as she jumped down to me.
She wrote something on my shirt with a paintbrush, put some make up on me, then left.
"SEVEN POINTS FOR TEAM LEVIMOND!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" I said confused as I couldn't see from how I was pinned down.
Luckily, Cupa came by, covered completely in yellow and blue, then burst out into laughing.
"CUPA! STOP LAUGHING AND TELL ME WHAT DOES IT SAY!" I screamed.
"It says that you're gay for Levi on your shirt!" She managed to get out, barely stifling her laughter. "wHAT THE HECK! Are you seriously okay with this Levi?!" I said as I took off my shirt so I wouldn't have to be reminded of that every time someone looked.
"This is how far I'll go." He yelled, jumping from a tree and landing in front of me. "So I'm okay. It's a joke. And it's aimed towards you. Nobody ever said that I have a crush on you. It always said that you have a gay crush on me. Understood?"
"BUT I F-KING DON'T! YOU F-KING BASTARD!" I yelled at him, this was the last straw, I left and went into my now floating room and used some leftover glitches to move it to ground level.
I then heard some blocks being placed and someone saying "Don't try to leave, you'll be exploded!" I then checked through a a hole in my wall and saw TNT piled around my room along with obsidian over that… but my room was bomb proof so I opened the door and when the TNT lit I closed it and stood in the middle… nothing happened I guess it unlit or something… I then grasped my efficiency 5 pickaxe and made a potion of haste 2 that lasted 2:30 minutes. and drank it and started mining like crazy trying to get out of there, lets just say I was glad I didn't have to test anymore minecraft related theories but everyone had left…
-EVERYONE ELSE-
"I wonder if he's dead yet" Desmond said curiously
"Why would you want him dead!" Cupa shouted "I know I switched teams and all but I don't want him to die…" Cupa continued quietly
"I said, I wonder. Not I hope." She hissed. Levi continued her sentence. "If we wanted him dead, then we would kill him already."
"We could do that in the same way we wrote on his shirt. But let's ignore that. How did you like that writing on shirt prank?"
"It was HILARIOUS!" Cupa said "But I wish you wouldn't do that anymore, I think K might kick you out if you continue." Cupa continued sounding sad.
"Chill out..." Desmond muttered. They decided to do the continuing each others' sentences thing again.
"It's just a joke."
"We didn't try to rape him or kill him."
"Any attacks were in self defense."
"Suure, so thats why you wrote tha-" She was stopped by a soft, small mewl. Twix ran over to the sound, as Desmond followed.
"AHHH!" Cupa screamed hearing it. Desmond walked out while holding both Twix and a small, bluish grey kitten. It seemed like it was two weeks old.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME! WE DON'T NEED 3 DEMONS IN OUR HOUSE!" Cupa screamed while beginning to cry. Desmond hissed at her just like Twix as she held the kitten.
"Three demons? It's because my name contains the word Demon, isn't it?" She asked. "I'm gonna name this kitty Denim."
"That's a kitten." Levi commented. "Why are you scared of a tiny little being? How are cats demons? Because, I think creepers are the demons here."
"That's not nice!, Creeper's just want hugs! BUT CAT'S TRY TO KILL US!"
"Creepers want hugs?" He questioned. "Cats are pets, who scare those creepers away. Creepers want to kill you."
"So cats are better than creepers just like Levi is hotter than K." Desmond summed it up.
"CAT'S ARE F-KING DEVILS! And although Levi is hotter than K Cats are terrible!" Cupa said.
"Creepers have green skin, they're there to scare you, kill you and watch you showering.. Cats are there to snuggle and be cute." She argued with the creeper hybrid.
"I don't have green skin, i'm not here to scare you, and the only person I watch showering is K!" Cupa said then stopped as if she said something she shouldn't of "Don't tell K I do that!"
"Why do you keep mishearing things?" The raven-haired male asked. "We didn't say you. We said creepers."
"AND I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE PRINCESS OF THEM!" Cupa screamed and then looked shocked at herself for saying that "You never heard that… never! i'm a normal creeper hybrid" She said with a face of stone.
"Well? I just happen to be the leader of cats. " Desmond said calmly. "And I don't push it in people's faces all day."
"What?" Cupa asked confused which was a funny transition, from a face set in stone to soft and confused.
"Did I f**king stutter?" Desmond growled. "The leader of cats. I'm not some kind of a weak princess. I'm a leader."
"Ohh, you're the leader, not the princess… that makes more sense, and us princesses are VERY powerful." The creeper princess said.
"What makes you think that I, Scarredsong of Nightclan, am not?" Desmond asked slowly.
"No reason." Cupa said suspiciously.
Levi decided to interrupt them. "Now let's sit down, I'll tell you something about her."
Both sat down and looked as he sat down himself then set up a campfire.
"So, back in the normal world, which is apparently the hub of those other ones, Desmond was the new kid at school. Let me tell you, she was bullied by those two guys. Not bullied physically, but you get my point. She did chase them away, and they just ran from her. Let me tell you what she did about them."
"On the first day after winter break, they teased her once again, threw her friend's pencilcase, the usual stuff she has to deal with.. Guess what she did." He paused a bit, then continued after noticing that even the two cats sitting in Desmond's lap were listening. "She ran straight to the male toilets, marched in and took those little fucks by the shirts. After they ran away, she hunted the faggots down with some help, as nobody stood up to the two for years, she took one by the shoulders and kneed him in the crotch, just like the second."
"She stood up to those little fuckers despite being the new kid, she didn't take their shit. She didn't want anyone to be treated badly by those two. That's what she did, she stood up to them despite being a traumatized, silent girl."
"whoa… I didn't know Desmond was such a badass…" Cupa said in pure awe. Desmond brushed away the two bangs of her hair from her sight and looked at her.
"That's me. The leader of Nightclan. And this isn't even my best attack. I once stabbed that dude who teased me, Billy, with a pen. "
"His name was Billy? Then he deserved it, so noone would have to hear his name." Cupa said sarcastically.
For anyone whose name is billy reading this, THIS IS FOR YOU! JK sorry but hey we needed a name
"Do you know how much my classmates like me now? This girl was crying one day at P.E, when we were playing volleyball. And I forgot my clothes for P.E so I couldn't play. I went over to her at the girls' restroom with my friends, and we heard she was crying because people got angry at her when she didn't get the ball or something. The girls, apparently, couldn't cheer her up in ten sentences. I uttered one sentence and she was happy. Know what I said? At least you aren't Billy."
"Well, Billy must have been very bad!" she said happily.
"The whole class, hates him and Akira, his fuckbuddy. But nobody did anything about those shitfaces except me. And do you know how much sixty-nine jokes me and my friend who sits with me on basically every class made? About those two? We even wrote a story about Billy and Akira."
"Wow, he deserved to get stabbed with a pen, did he die?" Cupa asked as if she wanted him to be dead.
"Sadly, no. But if he died, that'd mean there were no more 69 jokes. He wasn't hurt badly, either."
"Okay, so no ink poisoning…" Cupa responded sadly.
"Nah. So, do you want to hear anything more?"
"I don't know, we should probably head back and start rebuilding the house." Cupa said.
"If you want to hear anything more from me, we can talk here since the kitten fell asleep and it's illegal to wake up any small animal when it sleeps." She noted.
"It's illegal to wake up small creatures? what if they are your pet?" Cupa asked which was weird since she hated cats.
"I'd rather not wake up this kitten." Desmond shrugged. "And K might be going berserk back there. We won't really have any time to talk there. So if you wanna hear something, then ask now."
"What do you mean he'll be going berserk?" cupa asked.
"Oh psh. We locked him in a room. So just ask something if you need."
"I just did." She responded
"He's going berserk because we locked him in a deadly obsidian room. In order not to get pranked, we'll have to enter through the roof."
"What if he mines through the roof to get out?" Cupa asked.
"Then we'll just sleep in the treehouse I have. Obviously. "
"Okay, so I can't sleep with him still?" Cupa asked obviously depressed.
"Who, him? You didn't state who you want to sleep with. If it's K, sadly, no."
"OF COURSE IT WOULD BE K!" Cupa screamed "Who else would I want to sleep with?!" Cupa continued angrily.
"Shirtless Levi, obviously you'd want to sleep with him." Desmond responded. "Because Levi sure as hell is hot even with a shirt."
"well i know that's true, but I love K, not him." Cupa said blandly.
"Well, I bet you'd still sleep with him. Weren't you the one who fangirled the most? "
"NO!" Cupa said blushing slightly
"You giggled for a full hour." Levi pointed out.
"That was because I thought it was funny!" Cupa said defensively while blushing even more.
"You were whispering something along the lines He's so hot and you were repeating the sentence Oh my gosh." Desmond added.
"NO I WASN'T" Cupa said almost as one word
"You were." She pulled out a recorder and played it. It contained Cupa's whispers during the shirtless moment.
"YOU CREEP! YOU WERE RECORDING ME!" Cupa screamed as she grabbed the recorder and threw it into a nearby lake.
"Says the girl who watches K shower."
"Uhhh… Ummm… what do you mean…" Cupa said blushing a DEEP red.
"Said it yourself." Levi stated, with Desmond once again playing another recorder containing Cupa's sentence.
"DO YOU RECORD EVERYTHING!" Cupa said throwing that one into the lake also
'DO YOU RECORD EVERYTHING!' Cupa heard coming from another tape recorder.
Desmond laughed,
"Yep. I have over five of those. Every word was recorded. Ever since this trip. Just so you know, in case you decide to do something crazy, I have the tape of you saying everything from the time I met you." She whispered just so the recorder wouldn't catch that.
"WHAT THE HECK!" Cupa shouted as she got up to leave.
"Whoop, just remember what I told you."
"WHICH WAS!" Cupa said still walking away. Desmond laughed.
"Levi, look forward to the eighth point. We're gonna get it, this way- or another." Desmond whispered.
AUTHOR ZONE!
khdudeable: YESS! ANOTHER CHAPTAH DONE! this one is shorter for a reason
K: where is everyone?
Cupa: YEAH! K'S HERE!
Desmond: Hey guys, Desmond with the username Loves_Levi here, right besides K! Today, we'll be playing this game called "Piss your roommate off"! It's this fun new game! I'm joined by Cupa, with the username A_Lot! This is a multiplayer game which requires a roommate, you, some kind of prankster attitude and that's it, possibly!
Cupa: Today our roommate is K, and-
Levi: Step aside, you two.
K: Oh, finally, some peace-
Desmond: Look at his nametaaaag!
K: okay that's it I'm leaving!
Cupa: Aww… then it's no fun
Desmond: Wait, I got this.
*Writes "/changeusername Khdudeable[StoryCharacter] Shirtless_Levi_Is_Hawt"
Desmond: K, look up.
Levi: Look in a mirror, letter name.
Cupa: K! Look above you, at your nametag!
K: Huh why? WHAT THE HECK! We're not even in the story right now!
Desmond: WAIT! I can make this better!
Kallista: Desmond no.
Levi: Desmond yes.
Cupa: HELL YEAH DESMOND.
*Writes /changeusername KHdudeable Levi_Is_Hawt_As_Fuck*
*Writes /profilesee*
*Edits the "In relationship with Cupa Creeper" to "Has a gay crush on Levi"
Desmond: I just made it better. Wait, hold on. I can do something more.
*Writes /changeshirttext KHdudeable NoText (to) Levi is Hawt**
khdudeable: Alright change it back… ALL of it Desmond.
Desmond: But we're amused by this, aren't we? Alright, fine.
*Writes /undo*
Desmond: We can still stand next to him, right? Like, K with his name, I with the username Loves, Levi with his name, Cupa with the name A_lot?
khdudeable: only in the story, otherwise it's kind of unfair… and weird… wait where did kallista go?
Desmond: HEY! She tried touching Levi.
Kallista: That was Villa! It's not MY fault we have the similar hair.
Desmond: Oh. Sooooo, if you'd excuse me, I'm gonna go kill some bitch! Bye!
khdudeable: Who? you already killed villa and turned her into a witch… but you don't know that.
Desmond: That's my point! She's a witch now. I need to eliminate her from the face of the earth!
khdudeable: well, you don't know where she is… yet.
Desmond: Look, dude. We aren't letting her live. I am not letting her walk freely. What if the bitch uses some magic or love potions? Hm?
khdudeable: actually she's out for blood now… she doesn't care about f-king people anymore, only killing them. anyone she meets dies within 24 hours, except me. cause i wrote her along with Kallista.
Desmond: SHE'S NOT GONNA MEET ME. What if I hide in the shadows and snipe her down just like my male counterpart does? Hm? That's not called meeting. Villa's gonna die either way! We'll cut the whore into three pieces, and-
Kallista: What do you mean by we?
Desmond: Me, my clan, Levi. Obviously.
khdudeable:You're not killing anyone of the 'main' characters, she's basically the main villain now, besides as always Herobrine but he won't show up mu-
Herobrine: I won't show up much ehh?
Desmond: Come ON! Villa the whore is the main villain? Seriously? Give me a challenge! Why don't we have some villain that isn't a stupid reincarnation? Maybe the writer's block Bill? Or one of those bastards from my class? Seriously! I could take Villa down in one single slash and Voila! *VIlla's head rolls onto the floor*
khdudeable: You COULD do that but not anymore because Villa doesn't feel pain and can also create potions and heal herself instantly.
Desmond: GIVE ME SOME REAL VILLAIN WHO ISN'T A GIRL, SERIOUSLY! Let's just take Billy and Akira, so I enjoy more while their blood seeps out from there neck as they choke? Kallista! Tell him!
Kallista: I agree on the Billy and Akira thing. They'd be perfect villains. Villa won't. I think she's better off dead. I mean… All bad guys are smug, stupid, sarcastic, sexist... In three words- Billy, and, Akira..
khdudeable: alright I'm outmatched I surrender, Billy and Akira will be transported and put in as the villains… HEROBRINE! I have another request!
Herobrine: What is it now?!
khdudeable: Get billy and akira and bring them to minecraft, make them your disciples and main villains. you can do whatever to Villa we don't need her anymore.
Herobrine: Anything? really?
Desmond: YES! PAYBACK, YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKS, BILLY AND AKIRA. THAT'LL FUCKING TEACH YOU NOT TO BE DICKS TO THE NEW GIRL!
Kallista: Let's just end this off.
khdudeable: yeah… but don't do anything weird Herobrine!
Kallista: So everyone, stay tuned for Chapter TEN! It's a special chapter! Gonna be longer than usual or something!
khdudeable: yep!
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