CHAPTER ELEVEN
Kallista: I decided to write something in Desmond's P.O.V while KH was away.
So enjoy her P.O.V.
Or not.
I don't know.
I can not not NOT not NOT not read minds.
"Say that again," I calmly asked K while he was writhing in pain on the ground, "And I'll do this again."
"You're some weak shit, K. Step your game up. You have the assence (Yes, that was a pun) of Notch, but you can't take a kick in the balls? Really. You can kick me in the crotch or stomach and I'll still be able to give birth, to live normally, while you'll be done for life."
"You don't need to defend me, Scarredsong. I can take him on. You'll get hurt."
"I might, but I just want to show this little f-ker who exists behind those locks of goldish brown hair and weird-colored, cute eyes. I just want to give him a memory of me."
And also, I'm trying to impress you.
"Adults think of me as a smart, cute angel sent from heaven. Until they see how I roll. This dipshit thinks I'm Cupa's clone. Whatever I do, he'll always think he can defeat me. I'll show him that he can't."
I'm not that weak. I'm not that forgettable. Please, please, notice me.
With that, I kicked him once more in the stomach. Cupa teared up. I didn't give a fuck. What was K gonna do anyways? Will he go rage mode again? I'll slash off his fucking head before his thought reaches his nonexistent brain. The thought comes from his arse where all the shits are, then it goes to the brain. That's how his stupid ideas are made.
"Desmond, stop!" Cupa shrieked, tearful. "You're gonna kill him!"
"Why do you think, why am I beating him up?"
The asshole K insulted Levi. Do you think I'll let that pass?
"You can't kill K! He's the only good thing in my life!"
What about your gigantic castle, all the guys who love you, all your friends, you little fuck?
"Aha? Well, what if I told you the same goes for me?" I angrily responded. "He can't insult Levi, because he's the only good thing in my life. Bitch, you were a fucking princess, treated like some goddess you aren't, while I was pushed around constantly. You have all the stuff a pathetic Tomboy like me would ever want. You have all the guys loving you for no reason. You have all the diamonds. You have everything. K is not the only good thing in your life. Are you blind? One guy, more or less, won't affect you at all! Just like all the others you killed yourself! All the guys who committed suicide due to you. Did you give a fuck? No! Then you aren't supposed to give a fuck about this dude. Ignorant whore."
Stupid bitch Cupa, doesn't ever learn. Can't she for once be thankful for the stuff she has?
"What… Did you call her?!" K yelled from the floor with white, pupilless eyes. I kicked him in the face.
"I called her an ignorant whore." I retorted. "If you can call Levi stuff like that, I can call Cupa an ignorant whore."
"No… You… Fucking… Can't!" He screamed and got up, all in my face. I didn't back away. Was this going to be the end of Scarredsong? Hell no. I'm not going to be slain by some smug ass little fucker.
"Yes, I, fucking, can."
i kicked him once more. He was sent flying towards the wall as I grabbed the chair.
"What the fuck are you thinking, you can call him whatever you like, but I can't call your little slut anything, hm?" I slammed the chair at him as a crack was heard. His arm was broken now.
"Oh fucking yeah, I forgot. You have the goddamn essence, right?" I threw the chair at the other side of the room, just above Cupa's head, then grabbed K by the neck.
"Listen here, I'm KHdudeable, and I can do anything I want! Understood?" He yelled.
"I'm afraid you'll have to draw it for me, because it's either that I can't or won't. That arrogance of yours, it's pissing me off. How did Cuntupa even survive? I'd kill myself if I was her, as that might be the only possible escape from you."
"You won't tell me how to live my life!"
"That's what I'm supposed to be saying."
I heard the whispers coming from my left.
"Calm her down! You're the only one who can do that now, really!"
"Cuntupa, look. I know when to let things take place. If I wanted to stop her, I'd do so."
"Just please help K!"
"Do you think he matters to me? It doesn't earn me anything, nor does it to the others. If there's anything that could possibly happen later on, then it'd be him letting us all down and killing us."
"But he matters to me!"
"It's not going to change anything."
Cupa gasped. I was still glaring at K, who was trying to make a sarcastic reply. To be honest, his replies so far were pretty pathetic. The creeper girl continued with her stupid yapping while Levi rolled his eyes. See, even he can't take Cupa the whore. K and Cupa are the perfect match because they're both idiots.
"Hey! K means a lot to me! You should save him, the power he has is unimaginable and can save us all!"
"For one, if he really was, he wouldn't need me to save him, and he'd probably win by now. For two, who says he's going to use that power and save us? From what do we need to be saved, anyways?"
Hell fuckin' yeah. You tell her.
Cupa stood shocked and silent as he continued.
"If there's anyone who could save us all, it wouldn't be him. He's stupid. It'd be an insult to the planks if we called him a plank."
K ran at me but stopped to glare at Levi who glanced back at him. "What, lettername?" He asked emotionlessly. "Why the glare? Are you angry that someone figured out the truth?" I was watching as K retorted angrily. "You shut up, asshole! Why do people still think I'm gay for you, when you're nothing but an arrogant douch-"
Ah, perfect time to attack. Just at the middle of a fight. While he's fighting someone verbally, you have the upper grounds.
I kicked K in the side, sending him towards the bed.
"Thanks for distracting him!" I yelled, punching K once more. Then I walked off to the two and sat down like nothing happened. After a few seconds, we heard a groan. K jumped up, then ran at me. But just before he managed to punch me, he was slapped.
"She gave you what you deserve. And I'm planning to do that, too, if you continue this." Levi hissed at him.
This was a wonderful start to a wonderful day. The best part? K finally got what he deserved. And I wasn't the bad guy. I'm always doing something wrong when I'm trying to help, but not now.
"How dare you hurt K?! Don't you know this is hurting him a lot?" Cupa screamed. Ohh, here goes the whining.
"I'm going out. I'm just tired of Cuntupa and lettername's stupid arguments." Levi sighed then jumped out of the window, landing perfectly on a bunch of leaves. I jumped after him. Why not?
Cuntupa tried pulling off the flawless landing, but she landed on her stomach. Thank god she doesn't have tits, or else it'd hurt her. Good for her.
K jumped down too. Unfortunately for both him and Cupa, his pants were undone.
Levi and I watched as Cupa and K just… Lost their shit. I won't describe it. Well, Cupa'll wear underpants from now on.
I burst out into laughter. Watching these fuckers scream was just amusing. I was considered insane because of this. I laughed when I kicked Billy's ass about thirty times, when I scared him off just like Akira, when I kicked Zeke's ass. Seriously, Zeke thought he could kill me just like those others. He thought he could kick my ass and save Cupa, his-
Oh wait.
OH WAIT.
At that time, CUPA was his girlfriend! She cheated on him and dumped him! And I was wondering why was she absent sometimes.
"'Ey, Levi." I whispered.
"What? Did you remember something from your class? Do you need comfort?"
"No, but K will. I need to talk to you."
I hid behind a tree with him, then started explaining.
"Do you remember that Zeke guy who Cupa cheated on? Do you know how many times has Cupa been absent? Do you remember when K was away and Cupa went to the bedroom for no reason at all, after which we heard noises?"
He silently nodded.
"We need to tell K."
"We have the pictures, so I'm in. But wouldn't it be worse to let him just… Find out on his own?"
"That'll never happen, the creeper bitch never gets caught. Unless we lure K into the place where she and the other guy meet up."
"Nice plan. It'll work for now."
I twirled around with my side-ponytail, then looked back at Cupa and K. He looked at them too.
"Let's pull this off." He said.
"Like Akira pulls off Billy's pants?"
"Exactly like that, Scarredsong."
LATER ON! IN THE TREEHOUSE! WITH K!
I walked around the treehouse, bored. Cupa went outside for something, while Desmond and Levi were hunting. Or following Cupa. Maybe hunting her? I don't know. If Cupa's missing by tomorrow, I'll kill them.
I saw a paper with a bunch of photos. Of Cupa. Just Cupa. No happiness on her face. On the paper, it said I had to go to the swamp.
Those little shitfucks, Desmond and Levi.
I ran towards the swamp. i didn't see those two, but what I heard was some shuffles in the grass. It was either their bait, or…
I jumped towards the grass to see Cupa with another boy.
"Hello there, motherf*ckers. Am I interrupting something?" Desmond said calmly, jumping from the tree and looking at me. I glared first at her, then Levi, and finally Cupa.
"So he finally found you. Didn't we warn you?" Levi asked Cupa.
The creeper girl was shivering. Crying. The boy whose name is supposedly Kyle (By his shirt, I could tell) stopped kissing her and shivered too.
Desmond was staring at us with a rather proud look. I saw that look somewhere. Didn't I. I saw it once.
That proud fucking look.
It pisses me off.
She always has that emotionless look on her face, but stands so proudly.
Both she and her crush/friend were staring at Cupa and Kyle. I was staring at Cupa and Kyle too.
"W… h… at..." The creeper girl asked scaredly. The tomboy in front of her took out the lollipop she had and replied to Cupa.
"This is what happens when you're a twofaced idiot. You are nice to your victim. Behind his back, you're spreading comments. Tch." She hissed. "You do this every day. And once you were sure K wouldn't catch you, your defenses lowered."
Kyle looked at Desmond. Cupa looked at her. I looked at her. She proudly threw her hair back then silently put her hands behind her back.
"I know how it is to meet someone two-faced. Hell, I even witnessed being one myself. I let my defenses down. Ah, that was when I was still Mina. One month might not sound like anything to you, but in my eyes it was just what is needed for me to lose it all."
"L-lose it all?"
"Billy-boy pushed me too far this time. He was safe in the toilets for a while with his buttbuddy, but only for that. Day. By. Day. Each insult, each laugh behind my back, they were ignored on the outside but on the inside they were building up. That's how I'm like this after all. And this person- This monster is the reason of all the marks on Billy's face. Been, saw, conquered."
Cupa shivered as Desmond silently looked down at her, holding back a sneer.
"W-what do you mean by conquered."
"Oh, it's easy. I've been friends with Billy and Akira once. I saw how they roll. I conquered them. I broke them. They don't even dare to get near me. Billy and Akira whisper to each other about me just because they're too cowardly to actually insult me. Bah."
"Like that's true!" I argued. "You're making stuff up!"
"Am I now? How do you know it isn't true? I've got proof I punched the shit out of Billy. Or are you saying that just to turn away from this situation?"
"I- No I'm not!"
"Oh, it's okay. Sometimes I say various things to hide all my fangirliness."
"YOU HAVE FEELINGS?!"
"...And sometimes I just decide to make up delusions! Focus, K. Cuntupa decided to cheat on you. So how about you two or three talk, while I just make sixty nine jokes? How about I go take a break from the childish fights?"
"This isn't childish! MY GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME! I THOUGHT SHE LOVED ME!"
"She's just like me. She loves only one person. The only person I love in this world is Levi, obviously. The only person she loves, or her main boy? I don't know or care. It could be you. It could be Kyle. It could be me. You never know with the cheating whore she is."
"She's not a whore!"
"Do you know what's a whore? Surprising that I know more than you. A whore, a girl who fucks many guys. She's a whore."
"She is not a whore!"
"She fucked Zeke, Kyle, another Kyle, Ben, and now she's fucking you."
"WHAT!? We've never done it…" I replied.
"And what was the 'Vanilla topping' I saw yesterday in the bathroom? If you're gonna screw, at least clean it up, okay?"
"What do you mean? THAT'S WHAT THAT STUFF WAS!? I thought it was melty ice cream."
"Honhonhon." She sarcastically laughed. "Really, don't act stupid. Even if it wasn't you, she'd fuck you eventually. Cupa's a Nymphomaniac. That's what she does. She's a two-faced, spoiled, nymphomaniac."
"Suuure… So who do you love Cupa?" I asked turning to the girl in question.
"Er..."
"If she loved you she wouldn't be fucking Kyle." Levi and Desmond said in unison.
"Well, what if he was blackmailing her? And even so I want to know."
"Blackmailing? Seriously? We saw Cupa fuck many guys with consent. There's no blackmail."
"Fine. But I still want to know, So Cupa who is it?" I replied once again turning back to her.
"Actually neither of you. I like Levi." Cupa said which felt like a million daggers to the heart
"In fact I would like to f-k him right now, but sadly Desmond's here." at that point me and Kyle were staring with our jaws dropped as far as they could go, I just got my sword and killed the ugly one here. Kyle.
"Seriously?" Desmond asked, standing in front of Cupa and looking at her. In comparison to her, Desmond was taller than Cupa. She was shorter than both me and Levi, but was still tall enough.
"S-seriously..." Cupa said.
"What? I just got rid of a ugly faggot, nothing more." I said responding to their stares.
"No, I was asking her about liking him."
"well you always say I like him, so what's wrong with Cupa?" I said calm-ishly.
"Well, so far, everyone likes him." Desmond noted.
"Everyone likes me." He repeated after her. "Nice to know."
"I DON'T!" I retorted.
"Well, Levi why don't you and I go to somewhere private?" Cupa asked
"Well, Cupa, why don't you go to hell?" The tomboyish girl growled at Cupa, all up in her face. "Because in this universe, he's mine."
"Well, he hasn't technically agreed to that, and if he wants to he can." She replied a bit too calmly
"He hasn't agreed to you fucking him, either. He talked to me, he doesn't talk to you. He traveled universes to calm me down about Billy-boy."
"I never said I was going to do that… yet, I was just going to discuss what I had previously said." again she was being too calm, especially since I had a diamond sword with Fire Aspect II.
"You were going to discuss? Well, why don't you discuss here, so the conversation doesn't go from a chit chat to a frick frack?"
"well, than you'll try to kill me if we do it here." still was Desmond rubbing off her calmness?
"Discuss, then. If you were so sure about your pathetic stealth, then why aren't you sure now?"
"Because, then I wasn't being watched… constantly that is"
"Who said anything about you not being watched? You were sure there wasn't anyone watching. Then just believe we aren't here and talk!"
"well, fine but if this somehow is spread I'll kill all of you."
"Like you can. Just try it, girlie. You've never met me, you don't know what I can do. I'll kill you before you can even think."
"Whatever, but if this is written than whoever wrote it will die."
"Or you'll die? Know what, I'll just fucking punch Kallista and make her just let me and Levi go into the real world and fuck Billy up!"
khdudeable: Did she just break the fourth wall? I think she did, should we punish her kallista?
Kallista: For Cupa, I don't know. But Desmond punched a hole through the fourth wall.
Desmond: PU-NISH! CU-PA! PU-NISH! CU-PA!
Kallista: ...Er…
khdudeable: yeah, you're right we should punish Desmond.
Desmond: Nah dude. I'll just write this…
Cupa began slapping herself repeatedly for no reason at all while crying like a baby.
Desmond: Why are you punching yourself? Why are you punching yourself?
Kallista: Desmond, go back to the story! I promise I'll write someone hugging you, just go back to the story!
well, since Cupa finished slapping herself and seems to have no idea what just happened i'm ignoring that and deleting that memory, anyway...
Kallista: DESMOND SERIOUSLY GO BACK TO THE STORY!
Desmond: You better not break my nose again.
So, Cupa told us why she loved Levi and whatnot, turns out she did originally love me… but of course Desmond had to show her Levi shirtless, and then she fell in love with him apparently top physical condition and not giving about a f-k really pulls in all the chicks, and am including every girl I know so far, so Cupa and Desmond…
Kallista: Okay, let's just start where we left off.
"You can't fuck Billy up! He's a guy!" Cupa yelled. "You can't beat a guy!"
"Stop being so sexist. Anyone can kill anyone."
"It's true all though I don't think guys are beat up emotionally as much as girls are…" I replied getting annoyed.
"Oh really? I can make your little shitbitch ass cry in a minute."
Then she blinked and turned around gracefully.
"Hey, Levi, want to go draw stuff about Billy and Akira?"
"All I needed. Smut inbetween Billy and Akira."
"Is that a yes or no?"
"Let's go draw shit."
They walked away together with Cupa tearing up and me tearing up a bit myself.
"Okay… now Cupa, WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM?!" I said surprised a bit at myself for yelling at her.
"Well.." she stuttered "I guess it was instinct?" She said like it was an answer.
"Really, what do you see in him?!"
"I don't reee…" She tried saying but passed out, so I went ahead and dragged her back home.
THE NEXT DAY
"Uhhh…" Cupa moaned in pain holding her head then ran to the bathroom throwing up like she was having a hangover or something, the smell itself was enough to wake me "Is something burning?"
"Huh? no I just started throwing up… was I drugged? did you put something in my coffee?!" Cupa started rambling like she was crazy
"What? No, and besides you can go ahead and leave now."
"Why?" Cupa asked.
"Because yesterday you admitted to not having loved me for a while and that you loved Levi." I said nearly crying remembering it, which she then jumped at me hugging me
"OI!" Desmond yelled from the doorway. "What do you mean, she can leave? This is my clan, it has my rules. First rule?" She pulled Cupa by the hair then threw her from me. "No takebacks."
"Ohh, yeah I forgot we were still here." I said frowning
"Wait, you were drugged?" I heard Desmond ask after Cupa told her something and Levi was smiling a bit, hard to tell with him
"You know, that was all fun." He said. "Getting Cupa to hump a tree, filming it? You won't see that everyday. K, here. Look."
He threw me a video camera. Desmond walked towards me and looked from behind me. The video was showing Cupa humping a tree, twerking, and doing various stuff.
"Thank me later, Scarredsong."
"What. The. F-k!" I said as I watched, getting curious as to how they got that
"Did you drug her?" I asked nicely
"Yes, well worth it too, that was hilarious. We have to upload this shit somewhere."
"Kay, I'll talk to you later…" I said
"Why not now?" Desmond asked me
"Fine. Could you make me a copy of this?" I asked with a serious look on my face… she started laughing a bit because Cupa was trying to do a tree.
All while laughing, she proceeded to copy the video onto my laptop.
"Twerk it, Cupa! Does all your cuteness count when you act like the younger version of Miley Cyrus?"
"Who?" Cupa asked.
"Nothin." I said remembering I was in minecraft
"Holy hell, look at her. LOOK. HER PANTS ARE DOWN." Desmond noted.
"She's putting all those singers from your country to shame." Levi added.
"Wow, Cupa I didn't know you had golden hair naturally." I said with my eyes widening and a smile appearing
"Oh, look!" The tomboy pointed frantically at Cupa getting naked now and rubbing against the tree. "Cupa X Tree fanfictions. Inside a fanfiction?"
"Wow, wish that was me…" I said so no one could hear me.
"OH, HAHA! SHE'S HUMPING IT! SHE'S HUMPING IT!"
"Glad I could see you happy for once."
"Are you kidding? This is awesome! Thanks!"
"What are you guys watching?" Cupa said… we all just turned and looked at her entirely forgetting she was there.
"Look at this, cunt." Desmond pointed again at the video. Cupa's eyes widened.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT LEVI!" Cupa yelled blushing so deep she could have been Cliffords (the big red dog) cousin
"And why'd you trust me?" He asked plainly, watching as Cupa humped a tree. "You met me this week. And you trust me. Wonderful."
"Well, looks like Cupa is enjoying watching herself…" I said as there was rain coming from somewhere.
"What? NO! I'M NOT! BURN THIS TAPE! JUST BURN IT! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE THIS! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!"
Kallista: 2:16 am. Woo hoo.
khdudeable: Why don't we finish so you can sleep?
Kallista: Sure! So, since Desmond is in the same time zone as me, she's going to sleep too. SHE CAN SLEEP IN HER CASUAL CLOTHES, IN JEANS, A SPORTS BRA, A PONYTAIL. WHAT. And let's not mention that she looks cuter than Cupa while hugging-
Desmond: Oh hell yeah. In your face, Cuntupa.
Kallista: And Cupa doesn't look so cute while sleeping :/
Cupa: So… I'm not cute enough ehh?
K: You're plenty cute Cupa!
Desmond: She snores!
Levi: She humps K.
Desmond: She drools while sleeping.
Levi: And she has messed up hair.
Desmond: She sleeps naked.
Levi: And to top this off, Cupa just rolls around while sleeping.
khdudeable: So… why are you two taking turns talking?
Desmond: Because K and Cupa don't do that.
Levi: And because we're bored.
Desmond: And because Nightclan will start shipping Levimond which will eventually erase the existence of Cupamond.
Levi: And because Desmond just instantly looks like a kitten.
khdudeable: well, it's supposed to be Kupa instead of Cupamond, or even Cupadudeable.
Desmond: Billy ships Cupamond ._.
khdudeable: kill him…
Desmond: Grassclan ships Cupamond.
Levi: And Akira ships Cupamond.
Desmond: And we just figured out Cupa might ship it too.
Levi: See why she hates them?
khdudeable: well, anyone who does kill them, and Cupa doesn't ship herself and you… trust me.
Cupa: Yes I do!
Desmond: Sweet Jesus no.
K: Seriously? you love Desmond?
Kallista: I remember back when me and KH were discussing about who Cupa actually likes and stuff so I suggested that Cupa might like her.
Desmond: Okay, fuck.
khdudeable: ohh, yeah…
K: WHY YOU LITTLE F-
khdudeablle: think that's enough for now, don't you Kallista?
Kallista: Yee. Even though you might not know when Desmond makes tea for Cupa and it's drugged.
Desmond: Let's make Cupa twerk again. This time in front of a pig.
Levi: Well, it'll be hard to get Akira since he always runs away. I'll get him for you.
Desmond: *Whispers* I love you. Seriously. You're so awesome. I'm actually feeling something.
Kallista: DO YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?
Levi: Billy would be angry that his buttbuddy is with a plank, not with him.
khdudeable: that feely feel, feel with feels?
Desmond: Billy would probably go "Nyeh" at that. "Nyeh, where are you, AKIRRRRRRRRRA?"
khdudeable: Okay I think were done now…
Kallista: Bye… I… Guess….