Chapter twelve :D
Kallista: Woop woop. Twelfth chapter! In which I'll add somethin happening to Cupa! Yeah, I need to make up to Desmond about that Cupamond thing. And all the Kupa stuff. Really, there have been so many "cute" moments inbetween K and Cupa and Desmond's there just like "Meh".
Desmond: I'm not just there. Excuse you, I'm cleaning up all of the shit Cupa and K leave behind.
Kallista: Shush! I'll allow you to drug Cupa again if you shut up!
KHdudeable: What?!
Kallista: Meep. Better start with the chapter! In Desmond's P.O.V again, because as you can see K isn't here yet and I'm the only one that can write Desmond's thoughts. Plus there's a time skip.
I looked down at the glass. It was full of sickly purple liquid, which seemed like some kind of disgusting vegetable juice. Unlike all the other cakes, soups, and the food I made, this wasn't drinkable or edible. It was poisonous. It didn't give off any signs of poison. Yet it could kill someone.
And just on the table was a full bottle of that. I myself wouldn't drink this. The person who will, is Cupa. The other two were away. K won't ever notice what happened. The other one? We talked this out. He'd just go get some flowers, because we could just make something with those flowers. K is afraid to let him out without anyone. About talking things out: We both agreed on this. We'd fuck Cupa up, She's annoying as fuck, and I'm pretty sure we don't want Cupa just exploding us while we sleep. We know she's going to do it. There's TNT in her backpack. Defense, my fuckin' ass. She'll betray us sooner or later.
If anything gets messed up, I could clean it up before K gets here.
"Hey, Desmond, what's that?" Cupa asked.
"It's juice! Try it!" I yelled at her. "It's delicious! Awesome!"
"...Desmond, are you okay?" She questioned in her squealy voice. She won't be squealing once this is done.
"I'm fine!" I replied with a sadistic grin, one of those you'd see in Higurashi. No need for silence now, when it's us two here.
"W-What are you?!" She was terrified. Wow, and I thought seeing me with a grin would be nice? Oh, nooooo. They all say it wouldn't. So let's put the emotionless personality back on.
"I'm a chimera, just like you."
"C..h...ime...ra?"
"Yes. I'm a chimera, just now chimera."
"Wh..."
"Hah! Aren't you happy? Here, have some of this!"
"...What is that."
She sure was dumb.
"It's juice. Didn't I say it earlier?!"
"Don't yell at me, you whore! Just explain!"
An insult like that coming from a mindless whore? Psh!
"It's juice. Midnight juice. Uneasy juice."
She growled.
"The best one I choose for you, is..."
I threw the glass at her.
"The cursed juice!"
Oh no. Princess' hair just got stained in juice! Whatever shall I do? An over dramatic bitch who looks for any small reason to whine and get sympathy, just so people with actual problems get ignored.
Hah. This is one of the few times I laughed. Psychotically. I lost the psycho laugh a year or two ago, I think.
Anyhow.
I grabbed Cupa by the arms and made her drink from the bottle.
I closed her mouth with a insane smile.
"Drink up, Cupa! You're a growing girl! It might help you get a chest!"
She screamed and gagged as I dropped her on the floor. I then proceeded to clean everything up, throw away the juice and pretend as if it was none of my business. Cupa wasn't a pretty sight now. She never was. But now she was even uglier.
There was a knock on the door. I went to sleep as K opened the door.
K'S POV!
I walked in to hear Cupa screaming and rolling around on the floor it appeared that her skin was slowly gaining a greenish tint to it. Desmond jumped out of her bed at the screaming, looking scared. Was she asleep all this time? "What's going on?" I asked slowly looking back between Desmond and Cupa.
"Well, I don't know. Why are you asking? Cupa obviously can't answer you, Desmond just woke up, and I was gone for three hours." Levi replied to my question, adding one of his too.
"Well, I knew you were gone for three hours because I was there, I was asking Desmond because she seems a bit suspicious…" I replied.
"She just woke up, lettername. How should she know."
"I dont know, maybe cause she was up when it happened. She doesn't look like she's been asleep for long.." I said somehow mimicking Desmond's calmness.
"She wasn't asleep for long because we were only gone for three hours. She slept for three hours before Cuntupa started screaming. That's why she doesn't look like it."
"Okay, we should probably help Cupa then."
"What do you mean by we?" Desmond asked.
"As in we ALL need to help her, she's is my guest while you two are just forcing me to let you stay here."
"It's my clan, remember? She is no your guest, nor are you her guest. You are all my guests. You're not letting US stay. We're letting you stay." She hissed.
"Ohh, yeah. Well when can me and Cupa go back to our place? I mean it won't cause you trouble, and if you're worried you could just send guards out to watch us."
"For one, I'm not going to send out my warriors to watch over babies like you. My sister made that mistake."
"And for two, Desmond is keeping you here because Grassclan was going to destroy your pathetic little house along with you. She saved your asses, but pretended like you were hostages. You know why, don't you? Grassclan was just aiming your house, and it's your luck she even decided to spare you."
"Okay, why didn't you just attack them?"
"Just attack? Do you know how many warriors would we lose? Do you know that the other clans were targeting you because you have the essence?" The brunette asked. "It wouldn't succeed. Every clan, including this one, wants you as a lab rat. I just decided to save your stupid arse because you can't fight five clans at once."
"Well, notch could. But I'm not him and I don't know where he is either. So I guess you're… right?" I said shuddering a bit as I spoke.
"Basically, you could thank this girl for saving you and Cupa."
"Suuurre… and she just so happened to know they were attacking." I replied and for some reason smirked a bit.
"Let me tell you two ways in which she could know. One? She could sneak into their base. Two? We saw their warriors aiming at you, while one dropped a phone. It contained all the details. Ask on, I bet we can reply."
"Why would the enemy have a phone with all the details about the plan to kill us? and you guys are the only ones that knew about the 'essence'"
"Maybe because they need a way to communicate? And no, we aren't the only ones that know. They all know. We all know." Desmond commented boredly.
"How? How do they all know? I only ever told you guys that." I replied
"It's not in the talking. It's in the body language. They all saw how you reacted. They all heard what you said, too. Now how about you help your Cuntupa?"
"I did. she just has green skin with black spots… and she was poisoned with something that seems familiar but i can't place exactly what it is yet."
"Green skin? Look closer, assface."
When I looked, I saw that within the creeper transformation, Cupa's clothes withered screamed and tried to cover herself up with any fabric she could find, but the fabric was instantly burned. I grabbed her hand as she screamed. It didn't burn me, but it burned her. She couldn't cover herself up with anything, which left her practically naked.
"Whoop, fanboys anywhere?" Desmond sarcastically whispered to Levi.
"Cupa you okay?" I asked trying to get her to calm down
"No! I'm not! Look at me, I'm naked! I can't cover myself up and it BURNS!"
"I am looking, and i enjoy it. Not you burning though" I said with a GIANT smile on my face and blushing a bit.
I heard more whispers.
"if you look closer," Levi whispered back, "You can see what's in his pants."
"Holy sh, you really can." She said not-so-quietly.
"HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU CREEP!" She shrieked and slapped me.
"Sorry, sort of zoned out, what happ- ohh…" I said while blushing a lot more and looking away.
"I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME! PERVERT!" Cupa screeched and punched me repeatedly. It didn't hurt much, but it still hurt me with her words. "FIRST THEM, AND NOW YOU? I! HATE! YOU!"
"Well, that's not nice" I said while getting a curtain of some kind to put around where she was. However, the curtain was burned off too. Cupa screeched and yelled, calling me various names.
"You freak! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME! TURN AWAY! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! STOP LOOKING!"
"I'm not looking!" I said while my back was still turned and eyes closed. While I was distracted, Cupa pushed me down and tried to throw a TNT at me. It didn't work.
"I… My powers… Are gone..." She started crying. "Which means that… I'll die soon!"
"WHAT!" I said as I got up.
"Is it my birthday?" Desmond silently asked.
"It's not, but yet you get something awesome for a present." Levi whispered back to her. "Maybe it's my birthday."
"How long till you die?!, is there anyway to fix it?!" I said while pacing back and forth trying to think while my head was turned away from Cupa.
"As my skin gets greener, I get weaker… And then, when I can't even move, I'll silently die!"
"I repeat, is there anyway to fix it?" I asked getting nervous and scared.
"No!"
And in the background, I could hear some drink opening.
"Cheers." Both of them said and knocked their glasses as Cupa cried even harder.
"ARE YOU GUYS EVIL! If you're not then why don't you try and reverse whatever sort of sick poison you made!" I yelled at them in a VERY shaky voice.
"Who says we made the poison?" Levi asked.
"Yeah. Maybe Cuntupa just ate some random creeper berry?"
"And what is this puddle next to Cunt- I mean, Cupa!?"
"It's obviously creeper piss."
"Sure, and where would she have gotten said berry?" I asked becoming more suspicious of them.
"Oh, I don't fucking know. Maybe the cunt wandered away while I was asleep, ate all the berries she got because she's a selfish bitch, and then this shit started?"
"well, she eats apples, not berries for your information, and she wouldn't have been able to leave, eat them and then come back to start screaming right as we walk in." I said refering 'we' to me and Levi.
"She doesn't eat apples. You're not talking about Desmond." He noted.
"Cupa would be able to leave with an enderpearl, or maybe through the FUCKING WINDOW." The brown haired teen hissed at me. "She got the berries, ate them, digested them, and this happened."
"Okay. well, how should we take care of this?" I asked referring to Cupa not being able to wear clothing.
"There's nothing much to see. She's a flat chest, she can go shirtless." Desmond commented.
"Umm, well what about other people?"
"Let the bitch suffer." Were their replies.
"Well, that's not nice." I replied as cupa tried to curl into a ball
"It's not supposed to be."
"Well, then why would we let that happen?" I asked
"Because she made every girl in this universe SUFFER. She stole their boyfriends, insulted them, she just went to beat them up with boys joining, some boys raped girls at Cupa's command! So, make the bitch suffer!" Desmond growled.
"In Minecraft?! how is that even possible?" I asked
"It's not just Minecraft! It's an universe! And don't avoid the main point, she caused girls to COMMIT SUICIDE due to rape, insults, and beatings."
"Well, I just can't see Cupa, my girlfriend, do that to people." I replied.
"For one, she's not your girlfriend. For two, she does that and then covers up with her dumb face people consider cute!"
"How do you know it's not like a cousin? or someone that looks like her ALOT." I asked becoming angry
"Because she doesn't have any cousins. Stop denying the fact and accept that this whore is a monster." Levi hissed.
"Nope." I said plainly
"Stop being mean to me!" Cupa said which reminded us she was there.
"We won't until you say it was you who commanded your fans to rape Chienne!" Desmond roared and punched Cupa.
"Who?" Cupa asked looking entirely confused, along with dazed by the punch. Desmond proceeded to kick Cupa, as boots did more damage than fists.
"ADMIT IT!" She shrieked. "STOP HIDING BEHIND POUTS AND FANS, ADMIT WHO YOU REALLY ARE!"
"I admit! I ADMIT!" Cupa cried. "I commanded them!"
"WHAAT!" I said looking at her in both shock and surprise.
"ADMIT THE OTHER SHIT YOU DID!" Desmond screeched. She pulled out a scalpel from her pocket and pointed it at Cupa. Cupa looked at it in fear.
"OKAY! I DID ALL OF IT!" She screamed.
"ADMIT YOU KILLED INNOCENT KITTENS! ADMIT EVERYTHING YOU DID IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!"
"I CAN'T REMEMBER IT ALL!" She screamed, beginning to cry.
"YOU CAN AND WILL REMEMBER IT! YOU ALL BLAME IT ON ME, WHEN IN REALITY IT WAS YOU! SAY WHAT YOU DID! SAY IT OR I'LL CARVE IT INTO YOUR ARM! IT'S HIDDEN IN YOUR MIND, YOU'RE HIDING IT FROM ME, BUT I KNOW YOU CAN AND WILL SAY EVERYTHING!"
"I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT!" Cupa cried while trying to hide from Desmond.
The girl glared at Cupa with a blazing fire in her eyes, grabbed a sword from the table instead of the scalpel and held it up to Cupa's neck.
"YOU REMEMBER IT! I KNOW YOU REMEMBER IT! IT'S SOMEWHERE IN YOUR BAG!"
She slashed through Cupa's backpack and pulled out a small piece of paper which contained a long list.
"What is that?" Cupa asked looking around
"Read this, motherfucker!" Desmond huffed and threw the paper at me.
"What? It's blank… oh never mind wrong side." I readed the right side and then started to skim through it.
"These are her diary entries." I said while trying to not blush.
"January twelfth, tricked K into loving me, gonna kill the stupid faggot when I get the chance. A wonderful diary entry of a teenage girl." Levi pointed out.
"January fifteenth, got my fans to rape this girl. Gonna fap after this. Yes,I agree. Such nice entries!"
"That's what it says? I thought it said that she was going to die or something, i didn't really read it. nor would i want to." I replied
"Oh, look! Another one! January seventeenth, K caught me cheating. Retard. I'm going to murder the asshole tomorrow!" Desmond yelled sarcastically.
" January twentieth. Fucked another dude, K didn't notice. Oh, nice one."
"Really?" I said looking at Cupa with sadness in my eyes.
"Wait, there's more." Levi began reading the last one. "January twenty first. Want to read this out, Midori?"
"Midori. That's my nickname, K." She said. "Alright, let's see. Gonna do kinky stuff with K then just kill him, bastard not getting away. I hate him so much."
"Do you really hate me?" I asked Cupa, She shakily nodded.
"Really? After all I've done for you?" I asked once more
She nodded again.
"Fine. I'm leaving." I said, I found that the door was locked again.
"Unlock. This. And. You. MIGHT. Live." I said through gritted teeth.
"Oh, try it. Those berries you ate on the way home? Think about that for a while." Levi simply said, going back to pouring champagne and knocking glasses.
"Let's celebrate."
"Let's celebrate. " Desmond repeated. I then passed out, for who knows how long. When I woke up, well I wasn't happy at what I found.
"WHY CAN'T I LEAVE?" I asked to no one in particular, while trying to open the door.
"You passed out." The teen noted, taking another sip of her drink.
"And Cupa fucked you, then she passed out." The other said after her.
"WHAT! And you just let her?" I asked once more.
"You let Villa do stuff while I was asleep." He argued.
"Yeah, well that was in my house when you were guests, not me being held captive."
"Really, I don't care what happens with you."
"Whatever, Cupa I thought you hated me." I said seeing Cupa was waking up.
"I did."
"What do you mean did? I thought you still do hate me?" I responded
"Yep."
"Do you still hate me or no then?" I said confused.
"Some people rape other people out of hatred."
"Okay, thats creepy…" I said slowly sliding away
Then I woke up.
No Cupa with green skin. No Desmond and Levi celebrating. All of them were here, just doing their normal stuff.
"Who left berries under the table? Answers! Now!" Desmond yelled at me.
"Wha- huh?" I said looking around confused at what was happening.
"I said, WHO LEFT THE FUCKING BERRIES UNDER THE TABLE?" She yelled once again.
"You should try to clean up your own mess, lettername." The other added.
"Umm, okay then. I just had the weirdest dream possible." I said whispering the last part to Cupa.
"So did I, I dreamed I was an assassin. Now shut up and clean up the fucking berries or I'll shove them up your ass!"
"Okay then, sheesh well I dreamed you poisoned Cupa and nearly killed while making her skin green and every clothe she touched burn." I said while picking up the berries,
"That was a nice dream then!" She argued.
"Hey, pick up that book." The raven-haired male glared at me.
"What book?"
"The one behind you, that book. Pick it up."
It was green, had a creeper face, and had orange writing. "Cupa's diary"
"Why was that behind me, Cupa you know? It's yours after all." I asked handing it to her. Before I could, Desmond took it.
"Ooo. Cupa's diary. This'll be fuuuuuuuun." She whispered.
"Let's read it."
"January twentieth, I met this person that appeared in my dimension hoping it was Natsu, but I guess it's alright I've been waiting awhile though." Desmond said mocking Cupa's annoying as shit voice.
"Who's Natsu?" I asked looking at cupa
"He's my boyfriend."
"I thought I was."
"You were temporary."
"This reminds me of something." Desmond said.
"what?" I asked now looking at her, since I didn't want to talk to Cupa anymore.
"Oh, nothing." She sarcastically replied. "I thought you knew what I meant. A couple from two different universes? Duh?"
"What do you mean?" I asked confused.
"A pathetic girl with some kind of guy who traveled universes just for her." She explained.
"She means us two-" Levi said.
"Ohh, that makes sense. why didnt you just say that?" I asked
Desmond facepalmed and looked through the doodles and diary entries.
"Okay. January thirty-first, It's been awhile since I've seen Natsu, an I've now officially got a house. I'm living with K, the person I saw appear out of nowhere. and i'm starting to worry." She said mockingly again.
"Why are all your entries on him?" I asked
"Oh, no, there's some doodles!"
"You gotta learn how to draw." Desmond commented. "Look at those necks. Wow."
And so we spent the entire night talking about stuff, while I was heartbroken and angry at Cupa.
Kallista: AUTHOR ZONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
khdudeable: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Kallista: WHAT'S THE WORD COUNT?
khdudeable: its at 3356!
Kallista: EEEEEEEEEEEPIC! So, how'd you like the chapter?
Desmond: CUPA SUCKS AT DRAWING.
Kallista: Other than that…?
Levi: I agree with Scarredsong.
Kallista: Other… Than… That?
Cupa: I DO NOT SUCK! I just don't have practice.
khdudeable: Okay then, are our creations fighting?
Desmond: Seriously tho, I drew better in THIRD. FUCKING. GRADE.
Levi: Or was that second.
Desmond: Er… That was the time when the people looked like toothpicks. But third grade was better. Do I draw good now?
Levi: Yeah.
K: Hah, you SUCK at drawing I bet the creators could draw better
khdudeable: you shouldn't put so much trust in us… or at least not me I am terrible at drawing.
Desmond: K, your art are all fucking stick figures. Talk to me when you can draw anime and when you have an actual soulmate.
Levi: To be honest, K just draws stick figures so he isn't in the place to talk.
khdudeable: well, I can change that.
GAME_OVER
Kallista: Let's just end this.
khdudeable: I just did, 'Game_Over'
NUCLEAR_WARFARE
Kallista: Okay, bye everyone O.O
khdudeable: O_0 Bye Bye crazy people!
