Chapter thirteen! Wheeeee!
Kallista: SOMEONE. STOP ME. FROM WRITING. I'm seriously going crazy. I can tell because- You know all those sadistic scenes? Those were written by me. One day, which MIGHT be today, I'll write a chapter. Which might be this one. And Cupa'll get tortured and killed. Don't trust me with writing. If you do, tell me I'm not allowed with ragemodes and gore.
Desmond: And you're not allowed near me.
Kallista: WHAT? But you're my character!
Desmond: Can't you let me write myself?
Kallista: No! You'll just write yourself murdering Cupa!
Desmond: Aw, come on. K lets a different version of himself fuck shit up, so you should let me write! I'd listen to what Levi says, obviously!
Kallista: BUT YOU TWO WILL KILL CUPA!
Desmond: But you and KH hate her.
KHdudeable: No I don-
Cupa: So you all hate me!
Desmond: Yes.
Kallista: Oh f-king lord do I always have to start the chapter
F-king lord: Yes.
Kallista: WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY, NO. NO. NO. I'M STARTING THIS.
K jumped out of the bed with a thud. Along with him, the orange haired creeper rolled over and fell on top of him.
"Are they getting kinky already?" They heard the whispers coming from the top bunk.
"Let's build a fort, just in case."
Pillows were gathered from both beds and arranged as the creeper girl and the boy named K blushed.
"Get a room. A private room. Or else we'll publish this everywhere." The younger girl warned while throwing small rocks at them.
"Ow! OW! That hurts, you butt!"
"Why do you think I threw them?" She replied at his yowl. With Desmond Scarredsong, every day was full of sarcasm and sassiness.
"Okay, this is enough!" Cupa shrieked, hair turning a light shade of blue. In hopes to defend K, she climbed up to the top bunk and tried to tackle the younger girl.
"Didn't you say he didn't matter to you?" She calmly asked while holding the enraged one by her neck.
"H-He actually does! I just saw him staring at your "boyfriend", so I tried to make him jealous!"" Cupa hissed. Without much emotion, Desmond grabbed Cupa by the hair with her other hand.
"Ah, how nice. Turns out K actually did have a gay crush on him. By the way, is that your phone ringing?" The brunette asked.
"No, why?!"
"Because, I called it."
Cupa roared wildly, still trying to claw at the teen, who had a firm grip on her neck. The poor creeper girl didn't have the chance to hit her before her enemy let go of her neck and grabbed her by the hair.
"Listen here, f-ker." She started off calmly as Cupa cried due to the pain. "I allowed you two to live in my clan, I gave you all my food, and I saved your pathetic asses from the other clans, yet you act so immature and thankless. Do you know how'd it be if you were in another clan? Captured, in a rotten jail cell, with food which has the edibility level of dirt? I let you live, I didn't perform any experiments, I gave you a place to live in, yet it isn't enough for you. What did you expect from me?"
The creeper girl hissed and wept with rage in her eyes. "I expected you to be more nice! So you better start working on that or I'll go into rage mode-"
She was cut off, annoying her even more. "Rage mode? You have one? Oh, aren't you special. That shit has been overdone. K has one, Kyle has one, everyone has one. Come back with something more original, so I could take you for real once."
"I'm being serious!" Cupa screeched. "There's a monster inside of me!"
"There's other stuff inside you too. But back to the few words you said. K was staring at him, eh?"
K glared at Cupa, signaling not to tell. But the creeper girl just spilled everything out.
"Yes! So I wanted to make him jea-"
Desmond slapped Cupa. "Answer my questions without any addons, cunt. Did you notice anything showing K liked him?"
"I don't like him! Cupa, you better not!" K yelled at her. The younger teen ignored and awaited for Cupa's answer.
"Y-yes, I-"
"What was the sign?"
K was extremely enraged now, silently swearing Cupa's name.
"Well, for one, K had something in his pants…." Cupa muttered through tears.
"What was that?"
"He had something in his pants! K had something in his pants every time he saw him!"
"Continue."
At this point, Cupa's boyfriend KHdudeable was blushing.
"I do not like-" He tried to interrupt. Desmond glared at him. Her glares always worked when it comes to shutting people up. With the other two listening quietly, she proceeded to ask Cupa.
"Any other signs?"
"K tried to hug him about ten times today, seven yesterday, and thirteen the day before!"
K shook his head. Cupa nodded.
"You did, stop denying it." Levi hissed at K.
Desmond dropped Cupa onto the top bunk, and climbed inside. She took up the ropes and pointed her middle finger at K.
"H-HEEEEY!" KHdudeable stuttered. Desmond shrugged. "This is our fort, so stay the hell out."
"What should we name it?" Cupa asked.
"Fort K-Is-Gay!" Cupa suggested firstly.
"Fort Billy + Akira = 69?" Desmond asked.
"Fort K is annoying."
"I am not!" K argued.
"Yes you are, K!" Cupa screeched. In the meanwhile, Desmond was trying to make up a new name.
"Why a new name? Isn't Desmond perfectly fine?"
"Well, it is. But I tend to make up many fake names, in case I have to run or fake my name."
"-And in case there's someone else named Desmond."
"...So, any ideas?"
Cupa pouted cut-
Desmond: NO.
Kallista: Okay,fine!
Cupa pouted, looking adorable as she-
Desmond: I SAID FUCKING NO AND YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN.
Cupa was then hit by a rock, and she fainted.
Desmond: FUCKING DONE.
Levi: I feel like this will repeat when she names her firstborn.
Desmond: I won't give birth to any horrible little shit. It'll commit suicide anyways. But if I somehow get a kid I'm naming it Phoenix.
Kallista: CHANGE IT THE FUCK BACK!
Levi: No.
Desmond: No.
khdudeable: Let's continue with this. IGNORING THE MEAN REMARK OF YOU TWO, OF COURSE!
Cupa took a bite out of an apple, while calmly rubbing her head. Just then, the teenager on the bunk bed smashed the fourth wall and yelled at KHdudeable.
"Stop making that whore look like me." Desmond said.
"How am I making her look like you?! By making her constantly drugged? Or obsessed with a guy?"
"Listen here, shitface. First you try to make her have D-cups, like me. Then you try to make her calm all the time. THEN you make her eat only apples. And after that, your shitty little brain farts out the question: "Why not make her a replacement?" She sarcastically asked. "So you make her have a crush on the same guy who I love! If you don't edit Cuntupa back to her whorey self, I will force feed you glass, slash your limbs and throw you under a fucking bus!"
He stood shocked as Desmond's scarf and jacket flailed. Yes, she changes clothes, deal with it.
K's laptop made a sound, signaling that his co-writer and friend Kallista sent a message.
"Come on kh just turn cupa back as desi wants", the message said, "You don't want her destroying your laptop"
"But-" He began typing, just to receive yet another message of Kallista's.
"Seriously. Pissing Desmond off equals problems."
KH decided to reply. "But I want Cupa to be an interesting character"
"You write her however you want but don't make her similar to Desi because they're supposed to be opposite of each other"
"Can I make Cupa be Kitty who lies to people just to charm them then kills them?"
She responded quickly and angrily. "No! Desmond is Kitty, I planned it out. Kitty is supposed to be a skilled girl who tricks people, mostly Cupa fans, then kills them mercilessly! Cupa isn't merciless, or skilled. Cupa wouldn't kill her fans like that. Desmond? She pretends to be something, when she is defeated she comes back as another girl, then just turns on them all! So I got everything planned out with an alternate scene, you write it, ok?
"
Desmond victoriously hissed at KH as she went back to her universe.
"Where were you. Cupa and K fucked once they saw you gone." The raven-hair whispered to her.
"Nothing much, broke the fourth wall, yelled at KHdudeable."
"And in the process, you got some new stuff with your hair."
"Oh hell yeah, I found this awesome purple and black hairclip."
"Now you got that in check, let's go out so we don't have to hear them. They're getting it on." He whispered and hid on the roof of the treehouse. Desmond went after him.
MEANWHILE! WITH! CUPA! AND! KKKKKK!
"...You think they're gone yet?" I asked Cupa when I heard Desmond and Levi leave.
"Yep!"
"Okay, then we can finally try to leave this place, I haven't seen light in who knows how long!"
"Yep!"
"Are you alright?"
"Yep!"
"Alright, lets sneak out the window, since I've been cutting it since we got here it should be easy to break."
I tried to break it. Unfortunately, it was the same unbreakable glass. Which means, only Nightclan warriors could pass through. I silently cursed Desmond's name.
"WHEN ARE WE GETTING OUT DESMOND!" I yelled looking at the treehouse's roof I knew they were on. No answer.
"I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!" I yelled at the same place. No answer.
"FINE, BE A BITCH!" I yelled walking over to Cupa.
A paper flied down next to me. It said:
"A girl who speaks her mind isn't a bitch, nor is the one who doesn't. Maybe the real bitch here is you."
"GOD DAMMIT, DESMOND!"
Another paper.
"God damn what? It? You're basically telling God to damn Cupa. Cuntupa is an it."
"YOU DECEIVING PIECE OF SHIT!" I screamed at her.
Yet another paper.
"I was always a deceiving piece of shit, not supposed to be here. And yet I continue to be a deceiving girl. And yet I don't follow society's stupid rules."
"WHATEVER!"
She threw another paper at me, wrapped around a rock.
"Whatever doesn't solve things. If it did, then I would be yelling it all the time. Back in Croatia, schools weren't really that good. I had a lot of problems. You know, most people weren't surprised when our country fell into crisis. Yes, it was bad, yes, they hated it, but it wasn't surprising."
"Really? I didn't know." I said sarcastically. "How are you writing so quickly?"
Yet another paper was thrown at me.
"I'm used to writing quickly. And of course you didn't know. You didn't ever see the fading colors on the houses, the holes in the floor. Oh, it was only in my city. But since I never moved out, it was horrible growing up. You never witnessed most of your crushes laughing at you, you never witnessed name calling. You were never delusional, you never tried to choke yourself. You don't know shit about me."
Another paper.
"You don't know what I've been through. You were never yelled at. Cuntupa is all the same. You two grew up in love, luxury, comfort, happiness. I grew up with delusions, hatred, crisis, misery. If you got a B on a test, or maybe a C, it'd be cheered for. If I got a B or a C, I'd be laughed at. I was the best, and people always expected A's."
And another.
"No more of that. They expected an angel to ascend from hell. And they got one of the worst demons. To be a perfect girl, I'd have to be raised in some fancy society. Or maybe I'd have to be dumb when it comes to stuff besides school. If it wasn't for my rebellious attitude, if I didn't stand up for myself, then I'd still be perfect. Trust deceives, fuckers. Just like me."
"Wow, I got all that information about you without even asking… should've tried this a long time ago."
She threw another paper.
"Now you can judge me, once you know what is going on. Go ahead, bastard, judge me for not turning out as society wants. Judge me for having long hair going around my face instead of held back like all the other girlies from my class. Judge me for being miserable as I am. Judge me for being a rebel, judge me for hating everyone. Because, a girl is supposed to love everyone even if they break her, isn't she? No. I'm not like all the other girls from my class, no. I'm not tiny. I'm not a living skeleton. I don't have my hair held back. I don't wear leggings. I entered puberty long before they did. Only now you have the rights to judge me for who I am and for who I'm not, once you have heard the whole story."
"Hey, I don't judge… but it sounds like you either want me to judge you or you were VERY depressed. just saying."
A paper airplane gently floated down onto my head. I unfolded it.
"I was depressed. In fact, i still am. But i don't show it. I won't ever. You won't see me in tears. You won't see me weeping like all the weaklings."
"Well, people who cry aren't always weak, they could be one of the strongest people you could ever know."
Another paper airplane with small stars flied down.
"And those who don't cry in public, they are the strongest. They keep their tears from pouring. Yet people always called me a weakling and took the advantage to mock me, back in that hellhole of a school."
"Maybe they were jealous. you never know unless you ask."
"Of what? That girl I was, who preferred to be called Mina, was one of the most pathetic and miserable beings. "
"Well, they might have been jealous of how much self control you had? I don't know I wasn't there."
"They can't be jealous anymore. There's no self control left. None."
"Well, you haven't killed me or Cupa. so there is some left."
"How about that time I beat the shit out of you? There's no use in defending me. I just deceive."
"Okay, if you say so. Anyway when are we leaving?"
"Nobody said you ever were going to."
"Really? Are we really never leaving."
"Nobody ever said you weren't leaving."
"Well, if we are leaving then how long do we have to stay here for?"
"Nobody knows."
"Then why don't we leave now?"
"Well, why didn't Green of Grassclan just let his prisoners out when they asked?"
"Who?"
"Billy. Greenpatch."
"Don't know them, and I don't know. Maybe he was stupid?"
"And maybe that was the only thing he was smart at. He didn't let his prisoners out. Here's one to him for being smart at least once."
"Well, we aren't prisoners."
"Nobody said you aren't."
"What. Do. You. Mean?"
"Did I f**king stutter?"
"So, were now prisoners?!"
"No, I just said that nobody said you aren't."
"Well, then are we?"
"Nobody said you were."
"JUST ANSWER THE GAD DAMN QUESTION! Are we prisoners or no?!"
"Nobody said anything about you being prisoners or not."
"ANSWER IT!"
"Why would I? Don't you remember what I said?"
In an instant, I remembered her words from a week or so ago.
You can't make a cat do anything.
"Well then. I might have figured something out, if you answer I'll get you catnip."
"Why would I need catnip?"
"You're a cat… right?"
"A cat hybrid. 85% human, 15% cat."
"Well, then you should like catnip right?"
"No. 15% is personality."
"Ohh… well I can see that."
"You can hear it through my words, see it through my acts, read it through my messages."
"Really, I never noticed."
"Noticed what?"
"I've noticed your cat like personalities."
"Oh, did you now? Can you notice what type of cat am I?"
"No, but I don't think that would matter."
"Of course it would matter. Am I an Egyptian Mau, who is worshipped and prideful, am I the crazy Cheshire, am I a Persian cat, or maybe I'm a Siamese."
"Or you could be a mix of all of them."
"That's right, maybe I could be a result from a weird orgy? That's sick. Well, how would you classify me?"
"I don't know you're part human part cat, what would you classify as then?"
"How would I know? My opinion on myself apparently does not matter one bit, just as society taught me."
"Well, than that society is stupid, it doesn't what other people think only what you think about yourself. anyone disagrees ignore."
"Back to the topic. How would you two classify me as?"
"I would classify you as probably a cheshire, Egyptian mau mix I guess."
"I would say you're a ragdoll."
"Of course. Now that is sorted out. I'm just going to get some berries." She noted then climbed the other branches. I looked at Cupa. Cupa looked at me.
"Well, that was weird and random."
"Yeah, finding out that the leader of Nightclan is actually hella depressed."
"So… Umm…. Cupa, what do you wanna do now?" I asked.
MEANWHILE ON THE TOP BRANCH
"...And then the bitch said we'd have enough money for a bus if I didn't waste a dollar on coffee." Desmond ranted, looking around and twirling with her hair, trying not to fangirl. "That wasn't a fucking waste, it was for some CafeLatte and holy hell it was awesome. I don't know why did I even consider that girl my friend."
"Why didn't she pay for her own bus? If you had two dollars, she had one, and if you were to go together, it'd cost your four dollars."
"See, I never thought about that. That asshole actually meant to take the bus herself. She'd take my money, go onto the bus, blah blah blah."
The brunette slightly brushed her hair out of her face.
"You keep buying that coffee if you wish to. Don't let her command you."
"Thanks for the advice..."
"You're better off without her. Buy coffee if you want, buy skittles, buy whatever you want. She's just another greedy bastard."
"Reminds me of my past class. Oh, by the way, let's check on Cuntupa and K."
She sneaked over to the balcony and looked through the window just to see K and Cupa in bed.
"Holy shit."
She whispered.
"You need to check this out."
He jumped down after her and gracefully landed. Both stared at Cupa and K, who were too distracted to see them.
"Get the cam." He shortly whispered to the girl, who took out a videocamera.
"You'd think I couldn't get any more traumatized. And then this happens."
"Wow, his dong sure is small." She commented after that. "It's gonna get lost in her vagayga which is as big as this universe."
"No wonder she's asking if it's in." He added.
After Cupa and K had finished their 'business' they looked at the window hearing something, and finding Desmond choking in between laughs on the floor, and Levi yelling at K to cover his crotch.
"Hey, cover your dong, K, nobody wants to see it. But if you don't want to, fine, there's not really anything to see!"
"And Cupa, cover your vagayga, or it'll suck everything in around here!" Desmond choked out, then continued to laugh.
K just looked pissed off, while Cupa was barely staying awake, from their 'activities' and tried to cover herself as best as she could.
"WHY THE F-K DID YOU NOT SAY ANYTHING!" K shouted at Levi and Desmond.
"Cause it was funny to watch you guys do that, with your barely existent dong, and Cupa's universal sized vagayga." Desmond said starting to stop laughing, but still having the occasional giggle fit.
"Do you know how many likes is this gonna get on youtube?" She asked. "Fuck youtube, this is going onto some porn website!"
"You mean like redtube?" K said entirely oblivious to what they were talking about, as usual.
"K, they saw us do that! Can you please stop them or something? Can you at least help me put my clothes on?"
"Huh, oh yeah… sure I can help." K responded to Cupa's question
"Can't you get them with your… Essence?"
"Nah, the damage has already been done… but we could get famous from stuff like this you know." K said, the last part sort of mindlessly.
"Hah! Like anyone would enjoy looking at that? It'd rather be laughed at."
"Well, that's my point people will think it's funny." K responded matter-of-factly.
"And they'd laugh at you, they'd bully you, and so on!" Desmond sarcastically threw her hands in the air.
"K, you perv! DON'T LET THEM PUBLISH!" Cupa screamed at him.
"Well, we can't exactly stop them, they recorded it and Desmond owns this place, if she wants she could kick us out or kill us." K responded.
"BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY NUDES!"
"Well, they won't know who you are, or where you are, and they'll be my nudes as well."
"Oh? It'll be posted." Desmond whispered.
"So you'll post who we are?" K asked
"What did you expect from me?"
"True… true, well, if you're going to you may as well hurry it up."
"DON'T HURRY THEM UP! STOP THEM!" Cupa screamed.
"Why? they have full control over us, it's either they post it, or they can kill us." K replied actually remembering how much power Desmond currently had over them.
"BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY? OTHER BOYS SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES FOR ME!" She continued as Desmond tapped the screen on her touchscreen camera.
"Yes, the other boys did, I'm not like that, if I can live at the loss of a little dignity I will, If I die either way I won't try If I have a chance of living then I will."
"YOU HAVE THE ESSENCE AND SHE'S JUST A STUPID LITTLE GIRL WHO THINKS SHE IS A GODDESS!"
"You described yourse-elf." Desmond said in a sing-songy voice.
"NO I DIDN'T!" Cupa responded in a accusatory tone.
"Little girl. You're little. Thinks she is a goddess? Oh, yeah. You push them all around. Sounds like you."
"Actually, I have to agree with Desmond on that one… but you're my goddess." K said turning it into a half-compliment.
"Aaaand… Published!" She sung once more, tapping the screen. Cupa's eyes widened.
"WOW! I didn't know eyes could go that big! They look like there from an anime!" K said.
"If that's anime, what are my eyes?" Desmond asked, throwing her hood back. She revealed her rather big eyes, blinking smugly as Cupa roared in envy.
"YOU BASTARD! K, COME ON, DEFEND ME! LIKE THE STUPID ASS YOU ARE!"
"HEY! I'm not stupid or a donkey!" K replied
"DEFEND ME!"
"FROM WHAT! There isn't any sort of monster here."
"SHE PUBLISHED THE VIDEO YOU STUPID ARSE! JUST DEFEND ME!"
"FROM WHAT! I don't understand cupa-neese!"
"TELL HER TO TAKE IT DOWN!"
"Oh look..." Levi commented at Cupa's yell. "Someone added a reply onto the video. You want to read this one, Desmond, or should I?"
"How about, neither." K said
"Wow, I can't believe Cupa's such a whore! Why did she fuck this guy?!1!?" Desmond decided to read out the comment including the exclamation marks.. "Oh, another one? CUPA IS SUCH A SKANK I HATEH ER! WHYD SHE FUCK HIM?¨!"
"Wow, guess we have an ex-cupa-fangroup audience, what did you name it?"
"Nothing much. Let's read another. Whos the guy? btw i didnt think cuntupa would fall any lower than this."
"Really, you guys are spreading that stupid nickname?"
"Oh, no, they made it up themselves."
"COME ON, DEFEND ME! DELETE THE VIDEO, K!" Cupa shrieked tearfully.
"Fine, I'll try. /Speak_To_Author: Hey, can you take it down? or make cupa shut up?"
Kallista: No can do.
khdudeable:Sorry it's too funny, but I might be able to make cupa shut up, kallista?
Kallista: Sure! You can do whatever you want with her, she's not my character.
khdudeable: kay, so then KHdudeable, guess I can do that.
"Thanks."
"Hey, Cupa SHUT THE F-K UP!"
"..." Cupa tried to say something but no one could hear her say anything, which was really creepy.
"So, let's finish this off. Kallista?" Desmond clapped.
Kallista: Finished.
khdudeable: YEAH! were back to work! sorry it took so long, I've gotten some new… time
Kallista: So! Now I'm going back to writing my other story, Rena, and KH will kind of help me. Thanks. So, bye for now, people!
khdudeable: Eeyup!