"Kelly, you've gotta come and get me….I'm in…well, jail. Yes, me. I got arrested last night."
Lena hung up the phone, and after about ten minutes her friend Kelly was there to meet her. Lena hopped in her Honda Civic and they were on their way.
"OK girl, SPILL IT" Kelly said. "How on earth did you end up in jail?"
"Well, I went to Gossip Girl last night, and I just wanted to people watch and have a few drinks, but I got totally ploughed and ended up dancing with this girl…named…Gretchen…."
"Oh God," Kelly said.
"Yeah I know," Lena Answered. "Anyway, hearing that name again just set off a trigger. So I drunk dial up my ex Gretchen a million times and start screaming these terrible messages at her, and someone called the cops"
"And then, this gorgeous blonde cop…officer Foster - gets out, and Kelly I swear to god…she's amazing. She's absolutely beautiful. She looks like a complete goddess. So, she's trying to calm me down, but I call Gretchen again and scream at her, and then she arrests me."
"I could see that coming," Kelly said.
"Yeah, and it actually wasn't that bad. No charges or anything, just the drunk tank…but this cop…she's so beautiful…and I can't get her out of my mind. I flirted with her all night…"
"Wow," Kelly said. "Only you would flirt with the cop who arrests you…is she even gay?"
"I don't know…but I will find out," Lena answered.