Wow. I'm so sorry. It's been what, 70000000000000000000000 years since I updated?

Please don't kill me.

I do not own Naruto.

I blinked. "Wait...what?" Kakashi smiled at us. "You...pass." He said slowly, as if we were 4 year olds who couldn't understand a thing. I shook my head, looking at Sasuke. He too was shocked. Naruto's face was slowly morphing into a delighted smile. He jumped up "YAHOOO! WE PASS! WE PASS!" All three of us looked at him. He noticed and quickly calmed down, blushing in embarrassment. "Sorry." Kakashi then mentioned that tomorrow would be our first mission. I wasn't too delighted. Sasuke noticed. "What's the deal? We're going on our very first mission." I responded with a annoyed. "Yeah, our first D-Rank. Tsuna-obachan took the liberty of telling me all about it." "So, what it it?" "You'll see Sasuke, you'll see."

The next day Sasuke saw all right. Kakashi was probably laughing maniacally right now. Bastard. Right now I was disinfecting the scratches that demon Tora gave Sasuke. Damn cat.

"Kakashi-sensei, can we please do a C-Rank? It won't kill us..." I whined. "You three aren't ready for a C-Rank." He responded, not even looking away from his damn book. "Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee!" I whined. Kakashi hummed. "If you three train a bit more I'll think about it." I frowned. "But we are trained! I was trained by Tsunade, one of the Sannin, Sasuke is a Uchiha, and Naruto's well, rookie of the year! Please!" Kakashi smiled. "Alright then, but first we have to catch Tora again. It ran away."

I blinked once. Twice. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

We caught the damn cat again, and reported back to the hokage's office. Kakashi stepped forward and said to Hokage-sama "I would like to take my team on a C-Rank." The hokage raised his eyebrow. "Already? It hasn't even been a week, Kakashi." Nonetheless, he took out a folder and handed it to him. The Hokage chuckled. "You're lucky Iruka isn't here. He would've freaked out." Kakashi eye smiled and said to us. "We will be escorting bridge builder Tazuna to his home in the land of waves. He will come in right now." The door opened and a tan old man with a straw hat and raggedy clothes came in. "Who are these brats? Especially the dumb looking one with pink hair. Who has pink hair?" I growled at him, and glared fiercely "NOBODY SAYS MY PINK HAIR'S DUMB! I ALREADY HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE CAN EAT SHIT, FUCKING DICKHEAD!" The man cowered in fear and Kakashi grabbed my shoulder. "Sakura. We are supposed to treat him with respect." I pouted and looked down.

"Now,we are going to meet at the gates tomorrow at 9 in the morning. Pack your supplies, get a good rest, and be ready for tomorrow. I nodded violently and ran out of the room, excited to tell Shizune. Running, I didn't notice bumping into Ino Yamanaka. She looked down at me and smiled. "Sorry, didn't see you there." I got up and responded. "No it's completely my fault, I was running and didn't see where I was walking. Ino was it? Would you like to hang out later today? Say..5 o'clock?" She smiled cheerfully "Sure thing! I know the best ramen shop in Konoha." I smiled back "Meet at the flower shop?" She nodded. I waved and walked away.

The friendship of legends.

I am so sorry truly and I can't begin to explain what happened. I won't even explain but I'd be flattered if you all reviewed and just accepted my apology.

Signing out. Ja ne!