0 = O

1 = I/L

3 = E

4 = A

5 = S

7 = T


"UUUUUUUUGH." Dogi groaned in pain, making a very disgusting noise. Adol snickered.

"Lel. U w0t Deje?" He asked, barely breathing. Everyone looked at the three dying men and ignored them. Dogi made the disgusting noise again. "UUUUUUUGH."

"Would you please stop making that noise? It's freaking me the fuck out." Geis asked, unconscious. Dogi breathed his very last breath and crawled on. Adol was bleeding severely out of his mouth and eyes while still smiling. His hand got detached from his body and rolled on the floor, leaving a trail of blood in it's wake. Geis just rolled his unconscious eyes.

"G1v b4k pl0z." Adol said as his hand hit some maiden's shoe. Everyone looked at the three dead men and ignored them. Geis got up, still unconscious, and got Adol's hand for him. "Since when did you start speaking 1337? You certainly can't be speaking that language if you just got your ass handed to you on a gold fucking platter."

Adol was butthurt.

"UUUUUUGH."

~~~~~~ O ~~~~~~

"So where to now?" Geis said, sighing and rubbing the back of his neck. Dogi was just happy to finally be able to talk noramly again. Yes, noramly. He shrugged and pointed to some random direction. "I dunno. That way?"

"Let the wind carry us home." Geis rolled his eyes as the three boys headed towards the left. Turns out to the very far left was the docks. Dayum.

As Adol, Geis, and Dogi went towards the tiny boat thing, they were ambushed by their teammates. Still weakened, they lost immediately but got into the boat and sailed away from them anyway. They heard Aisha yelling all sort of profanities in her father's name.

"UUUUUUGH." Dogi, dead now, made the disgusting noise again.

~~~~~ O ~~~~~

As soon as they landed Dogi was still dead. The ship exploded the very instant all three dead men went into the island. Dogi glared at Adol.

"UUUUUUUGH." Adol tensed at the very screech Dogi made. It was a sound from the depths of hell. Then the rest of them appeared. Geis raised an eyebrow. "And you're all here...because why?"

"Derp." Elk shrugged and Geis sighed. "Oh I see."

"533m5 l3g1t." Adol shrugged and then began to march on forward.

~~~ TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING ~~~

"Mellon!" Aisha yelled raising her arms up into the air and glowing brightly. They were teleported to the Shrine.

~~~~ ELELELELELE ~~~~

All travelers stepped forth and were transported into a boss battle place. A voice was heard from nowhere and the presence grew thick with calm and probably the second to first of the more sane dragons. Well that wasn't saying much, since there were only two in that category.

"So...Tia's gonna kill you all, sorry about that.

Oh humble warrior...

Oh destined person...

Thou hast come to Altago to die.

I am so sorry we dragged you into this."

"1'm alr34dy d34d m8." Adol only said, lying face flat on the watery floor. How he said this underwater, I have no idea.

"Kay, well that's reassuring to know.

So...what?

Do we start the fight already?"

"M8 d1d u n0t h34r m3? 1 4m d34d." Adol complained. The voice only complained further. "Yeah, and I am bread."

"WUT" Adol asked and the Dragon came forth, roaring and showing it had absolutely no teeth. Dogi laughed and spat out blood at the same time. "Lel. Let's do this!"

The three dead and still dying men proceeded to attack the dragon.

~~~~ A FIGHT AFTER ~~~~

"Okay fine just take it!" The Dragon threw the stone at Adol's head. BOOM HEADSHOT! Then, he roared, revealing it's toothless form once moar and exiting the scene. Geis proceeded to ask before it was too late, while still unconscious. Well, not like he would answer directly anyways. "Wait, what about Tia and the Rite?"

"Well you guys asked for it.

So it's kinda inevitable...

But feel free to continue and visit my bros!

Well my last bro anyways."

"What!?" Aisha yelled at the top of her lungs, raising her arms to praise the sun. Elk and Mishera followed suit. Cruxie frowned at the three. "Damn sunners. I'm fucking invincible!"

Cruxie raised her arms up and praised the sun. Aisha only yelled at the Sea Dragon even more while still praising the sun. She was then imbued with his protection. "What does that mean man?!"

"Oh I get it." Dogi said and came to a brilliant realization as he lay dead, standing in front of Aisha and the rest. "Altago's suicidal."

"That's exactly it Dojeh."

It's Dogi." Dogi tried to correct. The dragon only titled it's head, and thank heavens they couldn't see him, and tried to speak the name. "Deje."

"Dogi" Geis corrected again and then slapped his own face twice when he heard the Dragon's answer. "Dengdeng."

Cl0s3 3n0ugh." Adol snickered and they all were transported back to the entrance. Aisha, Mishera, Cruxie, and Elk were still praising the sun. Meanwhile Adol, Geis, and Dogi were still dead. But revenge is a dish best served revengeance, cuz now..

Dogi was dead and butthurt.


What the hell is happening to me? I just don't know...